The actor is a little bitch!

For the next whole day, His Royal Highness the Demon King, who had been shattered by the natural black brave, curled up in a corner with mushrooms in a very decadent manner.

I really feel pity!

Xiao Xiaxia's classmates and friends came over one after another. After learning that Gu Yan was the very famous senior of the band he formed, they all froze over and surrounded Gu Yan in the middle, listening to Xiao Xiaxia's story with great interest. Those things of the past!

Poor Gu Huohuo was hacked to pieces!

And it can't be serious with natural black!

Because whenever Gu Yan wants to explode, the stupid and cute Xiaoxia will nervously open his eyes and look at him innocently, and ask softly like a bunny: "Did I say something wrong?"

Gu Huo, the president of the Appearance Association, stared at Xia Tian's delicate and lovely face, and fell down on the sofa with a sigh.

Besides, everything Xia Tian said is true!

Brain fans are really scary creatures, because they follow their idols like shadows and know every little thing about their idols!

"I remember another time, the senior hid under the table because he didn't want to do inter-class exercises... Actually, I also hate doing inter-class exercises. The movements are really too silly, okay? But I'm not like a senior That's courageous! Well, where did it go? By the way, later on, a student on duty carried a dirty bucket to wipe the floor, and then accidentally kicked the bucket down..."

Xia Tian beamingly tells the dark history of the revolution that the soldier Gu Huohuo resisted the school's dictatorship and bravely escaped from class exercises!

For the convenience of narration, the title was changed to "senior"!

When it comes to getting up, he pats Gu Yan on the shoulder kindly from time to time!

Gu Yan lay half dead on the sofa, the blood tank was completely emptied!

How could this scene be His Highness the Demon King and the fanboy?

It's Guo Degang and Yu Qian'er at all! ! !

When His Royal Highness the Demon King was suffering heart-rendingly under the holy light of heaven, Gu Feng, the brother of the Demon King, indifferently chose to ignore it. He sat on the sofa at one side and watched TV while peeling sugar and fried chestnuts. After peeling, he fed them to Xia. Luo Chi, crazily indulging in the sweetness of love!

Xia Zhan felt that the scene in front of him was an eyesore, and angrily took out his mobile phone to surf the Internet.

He used the ID of Miaowu Ao Xiaopinmao to log in to the "Pink Bubble Girl Dream Love Seminar" forum again, and was surprised to find that the system indicated that the recent post had more than 300 new replies!

It must be the angry blood and tearful accusation of the girls who were deceived by their rough men's status!

Xia Zhan thought triumphantly, taking revenge on the society was a success!

So he turned off the reply reminder, and started browsing the forum contentedly!

As everyone knows, that post was actually full of applause!

"Oh, it turns out that LZ is a man! Dare I ask whether LZ is attacking or receiving!"

"Why don't you ask, just look at the user name and the tone of the post, and you can tell that it must be a fair-skinned, beautiful and weak Liu Fufeng evildoer!"

"I hate it, if you're a man, tell me earlier, so that we can tailor a set of 'Pretty Boys Overwhelming Raiders' for you!"

"Nosebleed three liters kneeling down begging LZ Fatty to broadcast live!!!"

Of course, it is impossible for Xia Zhan to know these things, so in a sense, Miao Jiang is indeed an innocent comparison!

After wandering around the forum for a while, Xia Zhan casually opened a webpage titled "If you meet a man who can do these things for you, marry him!" "s post.

This post lists more than 100 things that a man should do for his partner in detail. The girls who replied to the post all said that if they really meet such a man, they must pack up their clothes and wander the world with him!

So brother Xia Zhan's mind became active!

——If you can do these things by yourself, it means that someone will be moved to death, and it's you who don't want to marry!

Still sounds good.

So Xia Zhan stared at the phone and laughed to himself.

It would have been cute if he had been a puberty.

But if it were a rough guy, it would be very tough.

Little Charlotte watched her brother's expression anxiously for a while, then poked Xia Zhan's arm weakly, and asked, "What are you laughing at?"

"What's none of your business?" Xia Zhan suddenly changed back to a paralyzed face, staring at his younger brother majestically.

"Xiao Tian is going to cut the cake and make a wish..." Charlotte pointed to Xiao Xia who was surrounded by everyone.

"Understood." Xia Zhan replied coldly, and then put that post into the bookmarks!I plan to wait a while to study it carefully!

Amidst the blessings of relatives and friends, Xiao Xia happily blew out seventeen candles in one breath, then closed her eyes and made a wish in a dazed and earnest manner.

"The wish I made is related to His Royal Highness the Demon King." Xiaoxia blinked at Gu Yan, whose whole person had turned into a mushroom in the corner of the wall.

Stop it!This Demon King doesn't want to have anything to do with you!Not only is it impossible to fall in love, but also to break up friendship in the future!Proper break up!Even if you cry and beg, this Demon King will not forgive you!

(Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo shame...) (PД.q?)

Gu Yan was exhausted and lay flat on the sofa, pretending to be dead.

So in a harmonious and joyful atmosphere, everyone shared the cake together.

After eating the cake, Xia Zhan opened the page he had saved just now and read it carefully. The first thing that caught his eyes was "When you are hungry, he will send you the food you like, and when you eat, he will use the pampering Looking at you, pretending to grab something to eat with you to make you happy."

Fuck this looks so simple!

Xia Zhan stroked his chin confidently, remembering that Xie Yuan was at home today. Although he heard Charlotte remind him to remember to order takeaway before going out, the cold takeaway really couldn't be compared with the delicious food he sent back with his own hands!

Thinking of this, Xia Zhan slapped the table and stood up!

Little Charlotte, who had always been afraid of her brother, trembled!

"Cough, lend me your phone." Xia Zhan tried his best to look at his younger brother with a kind expression.

After living together for so many days, Xia Zhan didn't even know Xie Yuan's mobile phone number!

What a failure!

But you have to ask more or less before sending the food back, because Xie Yuan is not picky at all, and has always asked very little, so Xia Zhan doesn't know what he likes to eat at all.

"What are you doing?" Charlotte, who was very vigilant, nervously pressed the phone in her trouser pocket.

"Tsk..." Xia Zhan looked around worriedly, and after confirming that Gu Feng had gone to the bathroom, he pushed the delicate little Charlotte down on the sofa!He frantically snatched Charlotte's cell phone!

"Violent maniac! Robber! Dead pervert! Nobody wants it! Forever!" Charlotte jumped up from the sofa, quickly ran to the back of the crowd, and then angrily accused her brother's atrocities through a row of black heads!

"Hmph, call it whatever you want." Xia Zhan chuckled, and turned on his brother's phone shamelessly.

On the huge screen of the smartphone, Gu Feng's blue background one!inch!According to!piece!It's almost blinding!

Fuck brother, has his mental illness worsened again?May I ask, who in this world would take a one-inch photo of a lover and set it on the screen of a mobile phone?Notice!It's a one-inch photo!

Not two inches nor three inches!

"Are you sick?" Xia Zhan shook his phone at his younger brother, expressing his thoughts very straightforwardly.

"You are the only one who is sick! No one wants you for the rest of your life!" Charlotte shouted from the air, very arrogant!

"If you want to use a photo as the background of your phone, you should take a good one for him." Xia Zhan rubbed his temples, feeling very tired!

Charlotte became dumb in an instant, and a suspicious blush appeared on her face!

I’m actually embarrassed, I’m so shy to shoot, using someone’s photo as the background of the screen sounds too girly to look at directly, okay? Although I look like a monster, I’m actually a very shy little guy!

What's more, Gu Feng is still so black-bellied!

What if you say something like "give me a pole dance and I'll obediently let you take a picture"! ?

There is no steel pipe at home! ! !

"Damn, what's so embarrassing about sleeping through." Xia Zhan keenly guessed the reason.

The god horse is called "I have slept through it"! ?Didn't sleep at all!

And I don't want to come out in public so soon!

Charlotte stared at her thick-skinned brother dumbfounded.

After hearing this sentence, Xia Tian's classmates and friends all cast their eyes on Xia Luo in unison, guessing the meaning of Xia Zhan's words with complicated expressions.

"Ah! That's right! Speaking of sleeping..." Xia Tian, ​​who was completely immersed in the "beautiful inspirational memories with his senior idol", suddenly slapped his thigh happily! "I heard that once the senior was drooling while sleeping in class, soaking half of the English-Chinese dictionary. Oh, it's super-powerful!? Then the teacher walked over and tried to wake the senior, but the senior said a great dream talk , Guess what the senior said? Hahaha! The senior said..."

So everyone's attention returned to Xiaoxia and Gu Yan.

Gu Huohuo was really shot in his sleep today!Very sad!

Although there were many small episodes in the middle, Xia Zhan finally managed to find Xie Yuan's mobile phone number from his younger brother's mobile phone.

After remembering it, Xia Zhan went upstairs and locked himself in the toilet wretchedly.

Then he nervously dialed Xie Yuan's number.

"Hello, hello." The bell rang for a while, and Xie Yuan picked it up, with a clear and pleasant voice. "Which one is it?"

"Cough...it's me." After Xia Zhan said the first three words, he suddenly felt like a slapstick!

still me"! Who is "I"!

"Uh...it's Brother Xia Zhan, right?" Xie Yuan guessed it cleverly.

Fuck, this is definitely a crush on Lao Tzu!Can you hear it after only three words?

Xia Zhan smiled charmingly!Immediately felt that the blood tank was filled!

"Brother Xia Zhan's mobile phone number is only two digits away from Charlotte's, and it looks familiar when he picks up the phone number," Xie Yuan said.

Xia Zhan's blood tank was empty again in an instant!

"...Uh, I have something to go home. Have you eaten? I can bring you back whatever you like." Xia Zhan said while sitting on the toilet seat and frantically playing with a lighter to relieve his tension!

Almost set the hair curtain on fire!