Chengshen system is starting
Chapter 61
In the living room where the news broadcast was playing, Da Le and Xiao Le were sitting face to face.Da Le has a serious face, while Xiao Le has a flattering face.
"As soon as you came back, you said that you are a bumpy man, and you still want to defend the peace of the earth."
"..." Bump Man... Scrape, how could it be a foreign thing like Bump Man!I said that I am a Qionghua faction!Shigara's thoughts scattered.
"After finally dragging you to the sofa, you said that you are a moon sailor suit? You want to destroy me on behalf of the moon."
"..." Beautiful girl... warrior?Shigara is in a cold sweat, the gender is wrong, okay?Saint Seiya is also better than Sailor Moon!
"Let you drink some water, you spray me in the face, and say you are a gourd baby, to destroy the goblins."
"..." Da Le, I'm sorry for making you wash your face with drool.However, I finally used something from my country.
"After throwing you on the bed, I don't want to talk about rolling all over the bed. I will sing about the happy grass mud horse for a while, and howl about Brother Monkey for a while."
"..." Am I singing the song of the grass mud horse or the song of Mahler's Gobi?Shigaraki pondered.But Brother Hou is good, do you want to write a fan of Journey to the West next time?Just sum up the myth?
"What is the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau in the end. Where is that?"
"..." The Qinghai-Tibet Plateau is the Tubo Plateau, I never thought I could sing with such a high pitch?Xinle felt terrified.
"I gave you sober medicine, and before you could catch your breath, you took out a bottle of strange stuff and drank it, which almost scared me half to death. What is the love potion? Who gave it to you?" Yu Hangle finally said. topic.
Shinle was taken aback.Love Potion?The one he pressed at the bottom of the box?It is said to be very miraculous. Feelings can trigger desire, and there is also an aphrodisiac with a mild and nourishing effect?He drank it?Pit father ah!However, it is said that if you take something without facing someone you like, and there is no impulse in your heart, it will not be effective.So it should be... all right?
"I... what did I do after I drank it?" Shigara asked sullenly.
Yu Hangle raised his eyebrows: "Rolling all over the floor without nakedness."
"..." Hang me with a noodle!Shigaraki lasagna tears.
"Now you know it's embarrassing?" Yu Hangle smiled.
"Hmm..." Shinle bowed her head obediently and confessed, "Actually... I only went home to relax... I was sober before I went home."
"Then when you go home and relax, you'll go drunk when you get drunk, sleep together, why forget everything the next day?" Yu Hang Le maintained a sinister smile that was half a smile, but his palms were slightly sweaty meaning.
"Hmm..." Shigara continued to bow his head in repentance.Unexpectedly, this habit has not changed after changing the soul.No matter how much he drank at the banquet, he controlled his drinking, knowing that he was sober, and he could control his behavior.But when I got home and saw Da Le, I immediately relaxed, and then my mind went blank, and I didn't know what I had done.When I woke up, I had already slept beautifully until the sun shone on my buttocks the next day.Tsk tsk, it was the same in the previous life.
When the adoptive parents in the previous life were still there, I often heard them complain. When I was alone, I didn’t know if I had made a fuss when I returned to the empty home.
"What's the matter with that bottle of medicine?" Yu Hangle felt faintly relieved, but also a little regretful, "It's not a good thing at first glance, who gave it to you?"
"Whoever gave it to me, what I made for fun is ordinary foreign wine." Shigaraki smiled dryly, "Drunk people can't believe what they say."
"Are you sure you have nothing to hide from me?" Of course Yu Hangle didn't believe it.What kind of effect will the foreign wine made by yourself have?
Shigara shook her head like a rattle, but later she felt that shaking her head was wrong, and then nodded her head like a chicken pecking at rice.
"Alas..." Yu Hangle knew that he couldn't ask, so he put his hand on Xinle's head and put it in his arms, "Even if the entertainment industry is considered clean, there are still messes behind it, and I'm worried about you."
Xin Le probably knew what happened to him after drinking the medicine, and also knew what Yu Hang Le was worried about.You know, the entertainment industry in the previous life was much more chaotic than it is now.
"I know... Don't worry. It's really nothing." Xinle lay in Yuhangle's arms and said in a muffled voice.
Although Yu Hang Le was close to him in the past, he always had some scruples and a conservative look when it came to physical contact.Shigara probably knew the scruples about homosexuality, but he didn't think it was necessary to pay attention to it.Speaking of heterosexuals, men also have good female "buddies", and women also have good male "girlfriends". I saw someone blush.Although Xinle likes the same sex, it doesn't mean that he feels it when he sees someone of the same sex, otherwise he would not dare to live in school.In the men's bathhouse of the university, didn't he still walk the birds with a group of old men?
Xinle regards Yuhangle as her best friend, so she naturally looks closer physically.This is actually Xinle testing Yuhangle's bottom line, seeing his acceptance, and then dividing his scope step by step, adjusting the way he gets along with Yuhangle.
Unexpectedly, this time when he was drunk, Yu Hangle seemed to let go suddenly.Shigaraki felt a little heartbroken.Although it was just a misunderstanding, Yu Hangle was really worried about himself and completely let go of his guard.Then he can also have less scruples, less temptations, and less deliberate tricks and plays.
Well?You say it's Shigara's nature to play tricks and commit crimes!Young master, I don't admit it!Young master, I am a serious and good man, a = dish =! !
"Protect yourself." Yu Hangle squeezed Xinle into his arms, and reached out to touch the child's soft hair, "You don't have to pay too much attention to it, you don't need to pay anything for that circle, I'm here. If If you don’t like the entertainment industry anymore, just write honestly.”
"By the way, have you sponsored Fang Hongjian?" Xin Le got out of Yu Hang Le's arms, leaned on Yu Hang Le, and stretched out his arms to wrap Yu Hang Le's shoulders, looking like a good brother, "You don't know, I was shocked when I saw so many shots of me in the sideshow at the premiere. Later, I saw that the sponsor had 'stars', so I knew you must have contributed. But why does your group's branch name have to include The word 'star', but the group is also called 'star gravel', the stones after the stars have fallen? Isn't this a curse on yourself?"
"...Who knows what's going on in the head of the person who took this name." Yu Hangle flicked Shigara's forehead leaning on his shoulder, "I took over this group, and I didn't name it. Even if you feel that the name of this group is unreliable, you are used to it, and it is impossible to change it."
"That's right, it's just a superstition. Besides, you guys are developing very well now." Shigaraki touched his forehead, "Don't touch my forehead, it's all red. What a fool, I still have red spots on my back now, what do you say Did I touch something dirty and I'm allergic?"
"..." A certain dirty thing almost lost his expression.
"Fortunately, I woke up at home. If I was outside, I would have thought that my back was full of hickey marks, and I was taken advantage of hahaha!" Xinle thought he had told a very funny joke, but saw Yuhangle Looking at himself with a dark face, he suddenly remembered what Yu Hangle was worried about just now, and quickly apologized, "That...just kidding. I will protect myself! I will never take advantage of others!"
Yu Hangle became even more depressed.If I had known that he shouldn't have just kissed and gnawed, and rubbed it out between Shigara's legs, I would have done it directly, anyway, this bastard kid didn't know anything after waking up!Lest I inadvertently ridicule and haven't finished eating yet!
But that night, except for the last step, everything should be done, which makes him very uncomfortable now.Before tasting it, Yu Hangle didn't feel anything.After tasting the taste, I can't forget it all the time, and I feel uncomfortable, but for the long-term, I have to endure it.
"Don't be angry." Shigara was still wagging his tail begging for forgiveness.For those who really care about him, Shigara doesn't mind licking his face and making a low profile.
Yu Hangle pinched Shigara's face, but didn't speak.
"Dale..." Shigara is pitiful, his big eyes are watery, very pitiful.
"Hmm..." Yu Hangle squeezed again, admiring the red marks he had pinched on Shigara's tender little face, feeling a little better, "Drink less in the future."
"Yeah!" Xinle breathed a sigh of relief, and obediently sent his face up to Yuhangle to ravage, "After the holiday, the company will hold a training class, and I'm going to participate."
Whether you can learn something or not is secondary, the key is to broaden your social circle in the circle.In the entertainment industry, no matter whether it is noble or low-speed, white or muddy, what matters is nothing more than those points.
Strength, contacts and background.And of course, luck.
"Is there still time for the update? You still have to catch up with the announcement and participate in the training." Yu Hangle frowned, "Actually, you just choose a job you like, and it will push yourself too hard."
"That's not going to happen." Shigara shook his head, "When the popularity rises, I will also change every day after joining V. It only takes less than half an hour, and I'm not tired at all."
"Actually, you can do this now. Writing texts takes a lot of time to conceive, but it doesn't take much time to code words." Yu Hangle thought for a while, "I really don't know why you have so many ghost ideas that you can't finish writing. By the way, I had someone order a voice-activated computer for you. The voice recognition ability is very strong. You can still pick up what you say into the microphone even in a low voice. As long as you don’t have a strong accent, you can basically make mistakes in commonly used words. It’s just you There are a lot of names you create yourself, and there may be a little more mistakes. It is also on the keyboard, and you can modify it manually. This will make it easier for you when you are in the lounge. Voice control is always faster than handwriting."
"Whoa, whoa, although I've wanted a voice-activated device for a long time, but it doesn't mean that the current average accuracy rate of that thing is 80.00%. I'm too lazy to change it, and I think it's expensive, so I didn't buy it." " lights up, "Dale Dale I love you!"
"I love you too." Yu Hangle's eyes were gentle, looking at the cheering Shigaraki, his heart felt warm.
...forgotten systems...
"Ding!A warm reminder from the system, the friendship with Yuhangle is abnormal, shut down the Yuhangle friendship system, under maintenance...』
"Ding!The system gives a warm reminder to force the "part-time job" mode to enter the occasional dating scene. 』
"Ding!The system warmly reminds me that the system didn't shut it down on purpose, didn't the system despise the route without any difficulty, didn't the system shut down the notification sound on purpose to prevent the host from hearing it, hum. 』
"As soon as you came back, you said that you are a bumpy man, and you still want to defend the peace of the earth."
"..." Bump Man... Scrape, how could it be a foreign thing like Bump Man!I said that I am a Qionghua faction!Shigara's thoughts scattered.
"After finally dragging you to the sofa, you said that you are a moon sailor suit? You want to destroy me on behalf of the moon."
"..." Beautiful girl... warrior?Shigara is in a cold sweat, the gender is wrong, okay?Saint Seiya is also better than Sailor Moon!
"Let you drink some water, you spray me in the face, and say you are a gourd baby, to destroy the goblins."
"..." Da Le, I'm sorry for making you wash your face with drool.However, I finally used something from my country.
"After throwing you on the bed, I don't want to talk about rolling all over the bed. I will sing about the happy grass mud horse for a while, and howl about Brother Monkey for a while."
"..." Am I singing the song of the grass mud horse or the song of Mahler's Gobi?Shigaraki pondered.But Brother Hou is good, do you want to write a fan of Journey to the West next time?Just sum up the myth?
"What is the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau in the end. Where is that?"
"..." The Qinghai-Tibet Plateau is the Tubo Plateau, I never thought I could sing with such a high pitch?Xinle felt terrified.
"I gave you sober medicine, and before you could catch your breath, you took out a bottle of strange stuff and drank it, which almost scared me half to death. What is the love potion? Who gave it to you?" Yu Hangle finally said. topic.
Shinle was taken aback.Love Potion?The one he pressed at the bottom of the box?It is said to be very miraculous. Feelings can trigger desire, and there is also an aphrodisiac with a mild and nourishing effect?He drank it?Pit father ah!However, it is said that if you take something without facing someone you like, and there is no impulse in your heart, it will not be effective.So it should be... all right?
"I... what did I do after I drank it?" Shigara asked sullenly.
Yu Hangle raised his eyebrows: "Rolling all over the floor without nakedness."
"..." Hang me with a noodle!Shigaraki lasagna tears.
"Now you know it's embarrassing?" Yu Hangle smiled.
"Hmm..." Shinle bowed her head obediently and confessed, "Actually... I only went home to relax... I was sober before I went home."
"Then when you go home and relax, you'll go drunk when you get drunk, sleep together, why forget everything the next day?" Yu Hang Le maintained a sinister smile that was half a smile, but his palms were slightly sweaty meaning.
"Hmm..." Shigara continued to bow his head in repentance.Unexpectedly, this habit has not changed after changing the soul.No matter how much he drank at the banquet, he controlled his drinking, knowing that he was sober, and he could control his behavior.But when I got home and saw Da Le, I immediately relaxed, and then my mind went blank, and I didn't know what I had done.When I woke up, I had already slept beautifully until the sun shone on my buttocks the next day.Tsk tsk, it was the same in the previous life.
When the adoptive parents in the previous life were still there, I often heard them complain. When I was alone, I didn’t know if I had made a fuss when I returned to the empty home.
"What's the matter with that bottle of medicine?" Yu Hangle felt faintly relieved, but also a little regretful, "It's not a good thing at first glance, who gave it to you?"
"Whoever gave it to me, what I made for fun is ordinary foreign wine." Shigaraki smiled dryly, "Drunk people can't believe what they say."
"Are you sure you have nothing to hide from me?" Of course Yu Hangle didn't believe it.What kind of effect will the foreign wine made by yourself have?
Shigara shook her head like a rattle, but later she felt that shaking her head was wrong, and then nodded her head like a chicken pecking at rice.
"Alas..." Yu Hangle knew that he couldn't ask, so he put his hand on Xinle's head and put it in his arms, "Even if the entertainment industry is considered clean, there are still messes behind it, and I'm worried about you."
Xin Le probably knew what happened to him after drinking the medicine, and also knew what Yu Hang Le was worried about.You know, the entertainment industry in the previous life was much more chaotic than it is now.
"I know... Don't worry. It's really nothing." Xinle lay in Yuhangle's arms and said in a muffled voice.
Although Yu Hang Le was close to him in the past, he always had some scruples and a conservative look when it came to physical contact.Shigara probably knew the scruples about homosexuality, but he didn't think it was necessary to pay attention to it.Speaking of heterosexuals, men also have good female "buddies", and women also have good male "girlfriends". I saw someone blush.Although Xinle likes the same sex, it doesn't mean that he feels it when he sees someone of the same sex, otherwise he would not dare to live in school.In the men's bathhouse of the university, didn't he still walk the birds with a group of old men?
Xinle regards Yuhangle as her best friend, so she naturally looks closer physically.This is actually Xinle testing Yuhangle's bottom line, seeing his acceptance, and then dividing his scope step by step, adjusting the way he gets along with Yuhangle.
Unexpectedly, this time when he was drunk, Yu Hangle seemed to let go suddenly.Shigaraki felt a little heartbroken.Although it was just a misunderstanding, Yu Hangle was really worried about himself and completely let go of his guard.Then he can also have less scruples, less temptations, and less deliberate tricks and plays.
Well?You say it's Shigara's nature to play tricks and commit crimes!Young master, I don't admit it!Young master, I am a serious and good man, a = dish =! !
"Protect yourself." Yu Hangle squeezed Xinle into his arms, and reached out to touch the child's soft hair, "You don't have to pay too much attention to it, you don't need to pay anything for that circle, I'm here. If If you don’t like the entertainment industry anymore, just write honestly.”
"By the way, have you sponsored Fang Hongjian?" Xin Le got out of Yu Hang Le's arms, leaned on Yu Hang Le, and stretched out his arms to wrap Yu Hang Le's shoulders, looking like a good brother, "You don't know, I was shocked when I saw so many shots of me in the sideshow at the premiere. Later, I saw that the sponsor had 'stars', so I knew you must have contributed. But why does your group's branch name have to include The word 'star', but the group is also called 'star gravel', the stones after the stars have fallen? Isn't this a curse on yourself?"
"...Who knows what's going on in the head of the person who took this name." Yu Hangle flicked Shigara's forehead leaning on his shoulder, "I took over this group, and I didn't name it. Even if you feel that the name of this group is unreliable, you are used to it, and it is impossible to change it."
"That's right, it's just a superstition. Besides, you guys are developing very well now." Shigaraki touched his forehead, "Don't touch my forehead, it's all red. What a fool, I still have red spots on my back now, what do you say Did I touch something dirty and I'm allergic?"
"..." A certain dirty thing almost lost his expression.
"Fortunately, I woke up at home. If I was outside, I would have thought that my back was full of hickey marks, and I was taken advantage of hahaha!" Xinle thought he had told a very funny joke, but saw Yuhangle Looking at himself with a dark face, he suddenly remembered what Yu Hangle was worried about just now, and quickly apologized, "That...just kidding. I will protect myself! I will never take advantage of others!"
Yu Hangle became even more depressed.If I had known that he shouldn't have just kissed and gnawed, and rubbed it out between Shigara's legs, I would have done it directly, anyway, this bastard kid didn't know anything after waking up!Lest I inadvertently ridicule and haven't finished eating yet!
But that night, except for the last step, everything should be done, which makes him very uncomfortable now.Before tasting it, Yu Hangle didn't feel anything.After tasting the taste, I can't forget it all the time, and I feel uncomfortable, but for the long-term, I have to endure it.
"Don't be angry." Shigara was still wagging his tail begging for forgiveness.For those who really care about him, Shigara doesn't mind licking his face and making a low profile.
Yu Hangle pinched Shigara's face, but didn't speak.
"Dale..." Shigara is pitiful, his big eyes are watery, very pitiful.
"Hmm..." Yu Hangle squeezed again, admiring the red marks he had pinched on Shigara's tender little face, feeling a little better, "Drink less in the future."
"Yeah!" Xinle breathed a sigh of relief, and obediently sent his face up to Yuhangle to ravage, "After the holiday, the company will hold a training class, and I'm going to participate."
Whether you can learn something or not is secondary, the key is to broaden your social circle in the circle.In the entertainment industry, no matter whether it is noble or low-speed, white or muddy, what matters is nothing more than those points.
Strength, contacts and background.And of course, luck.
"Is there still time for the update? You still have to catch up with the announcement and participate in the training." Yu Hangle frowned, "Actually, you just choose a job you like, and it will push yourself too hard."
"That's not going to happen." Shigara shook his head, "When the popularity rises, I will also change every day after joining V. It only takes less than half an hour, and I'm not tired at all."
"Actually, you can do this now. Writing texts takes a lot of time to conceive, but it doesn't take much time to code words." Yu Hangle thought for a while, "I really don't know why you have so many ghost ideas that you can't finish writing. By the way, I had someone order a voice-activated computer for you. The voice recognition ability is very strong. You can still pick up what you say into the microphone even in a low voice. As long as you don’t have a strong accent, you can basically make mistakes in commonly used words. It’s just you There are a lot of names you create yourself, and there may be a little more mistakes. It is also on the keyboard, and you can modify it manually. This will make it easier for you when you are in the lounge. Voice control is always faster than handwriting."
"Whoa, whoa, although I've wanted a voice-activated device for a long time, but it doesn't mean that the current average accuracy rate of that thing is 80.00%. I'm too lazy to change it, and I think it's expensive, so I didn't buy it." " lights up, "Dale Dale I love you!"
"I love you too." Yu Hangle's eyes were gentle, looking at the cheering Shigaraki, his heart felt warm.
...forgotten systems...
"Ding!A warm reminder from the system, the friendship with Yuhangle is abnormal, shut down the Yuhangle friendship system, under maintenance...』
"Ding!The system gives a warm reminder to force the "part-time job" mode to enter the occasional dating scene. 』
"Ding!The system warmly reminds me that the system didn't shut it down on purpose, didn't the system despise the route without any difficulty, didn't the system shut down the notification sound on purpose to prevent the host from hearing it, hum. 』
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