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After Shigara woke up, he rubbed his eyes with his fleshy little hands like steamed buns, climbed up on the small bed and sat up.

"Okay...sleepy..." Xin Le shouted at the top of his voice, the voice of the child who just turned three years old was soft and waxy, just like that fleshy little face, it wanted to be pinched.

"Are you awake?" A serious and amused child's voice rang in my ear.

Shigara waved his hand: "Morning."

Yu Hangle put down the illustrated version of "Natural Science" in phonetic notation in his hand. The ten-year-old's hands and feet had already started to elongate, but the flaming slippers on his feet were a bit too big, which made him still wobbly when he walked.

"What, did you wet the bed?" Yu Hangle walked to the side of the crib, frowned and lifted the quilt.

"No." Shigara's round face immediately turned red, "I don't wet the bed."

"I just peed a few days ago." Yu Hangle was wearing a bear-shaped children's clothing, with a bear's face on his chest, and a bear's short fluffy tail on his pants.Such a cute shape is too embarrassing for a ten-year-old boy.So it's not hard to imagine Yu Hang Le's dislike for his own clothes.Even Yu Hang Le's plump cheeks that haven't faded from the baby fat, big watery eyes, and the appearance of a cute boy with red lips and white teeth are actually quite suitable.But Yu Hangle's slightly sarcastic mocking expression was too adult, no matter how you looked at it, it was a bit nondescript.

"Don't say you didn't wet the bed when you were a child!" Xin Le was angry, and even her soft voice was full of anger.

Yu Hang Le was taken aback for a moment, and was immediately embarrassed.Although he doesn't wet the bed now, as a child, in his memory, there were still floods a few times.

Bedwetting cannot be controlled with consciousness. Before the age of two, the child’s muscle ability to control urine and urine is immature. Even if the consciousness of not wetting the bed is cultivated, the water will flood the golden mountain unconsciously in sleep .

It seems that there is no need to laugh at him about bedwetting in the future. This person is still as sharp-tongued as ever. It was okay when he couldn't speak, but he would just stare at him angrily. People have the desire to bully, but now that they can talk, it is not so easy to bully.

"Hmph, it's not my fault for wetting the bed." Seeing that Yu Hangle stopped talking, Xinle felt a pleasure of revenge in his heart.Don't ask a three-year-old why she has such mixed feelings.Shigara also thinks that he has always had the thinking of an adult. Although he has no memory, he always thinks that he has traveled through time, so he is called delusional.

Yu Hangle reached out and squeezed Xinle's face: "Are you hungry?"

Xin Le stretched out his hand to pat Yu Hang Le's paws that did bad things, but the child's little hands were weak, and the patting on the back of Yu Hang Le's hand not only didn't hurt, but the soft touch was quite comfortable, Yu Hang Le didn't mind if he hit it a few more times.

"I'm not hungry." Shigara clutched his growling stomach, and changed the subject stubbornly, "What is the brick book you just read?"

"Do you want me to read it to you?" Yu Hangle pointed to "Natural Science" which he put on the floor, ""Natural Science", very interesting."

"Just show off that you have learned a little more than me." Shigara said contemptuously, "You were only born a few years earlier than me!"

Yu Hangle corrected seriously: "Well, I was born seven years earlier."

"Big Seven Years is amazing, isn't it!" Shigara bit her thumb and said angrily, "I'm also very good, and I learned a lot!"

"Don't bite, dirty." Yu Hangle frowned and took Xinle's fingers out of his mouth, "Okay, okay, you also learned a lot."

Xinle rolled his eyes back at Yuhangle: "What's the matter with your eyes? Do you despise me? I also know a few new words!"

Yu Hang Le leaned against the edge of the small bed and nodded seriously: "Okay, tell me."

Shigara raised her bald head that had just been shaved proudly: "Damn! You bastard!"

Yu Hang Le Moran, did you learn this from watching martial arts movies with Uncle Security?

"Fake squid!"

Is this an Anglo-American film?

"Stupid!"

Dialect skits?

"You shovel!"

……

Sure enough, the consequences of accidentally buying "Tom and Jerry" as the Shuchuan dialect version of "Crazy and Fake Sophistication" are very serious.

"How is it?" Shinura proudly raised her unobvious eyebrows.

"Stop swearing..." Yu Hangle helped Xinle cover the quilt: "You should learn to walk first..."

"..." Xin Le froze for a moment, got up from the bed abruptly, grabbed Yu Hang Le's arm, and bit it directly.

"Wow!"

"Huh? Why is baby crying? Yuhangle! Don't bully Lele baby!" After a scream, a young woman with big wavy chestnut yellow hair, wearing an apron and a spoon in her hand rushed in, "Lele baby Don't cry, don't cry."

Yu Hang Le silently raised his arm, on which there was a tooth mark that was not too deep but very clear.

Xinle was obviously angry and wanted to bite. As a result, Xinle ate too much sugar a few days ago and was suffering from tooth decay. Although Yu Hangle's arm was soft and had a lot of flesh, he still hit the loose tooth decay and cried in pain.

"You must be bullying baby Lele, that's why he bites." Auntie held Xinle in her arms and shook, "Baby Lele doesn't cry, I'll help you teach Yuhangle a lesson later."

With tears in his eyes, Xin Le glared at Yu Hang Le viciously.

Yu Hangle stared back, thinking that it was a very wrong decision to agree to the orphanage's aunt to take care of the children next door on a whim!

... "What is this?" Xin Le leaned closer and looked at the photo album in Yu Hang Le's hand.

"Photo." Yu Hang Le smiled.

Nonsense, I knew it was a photo.Xinle pointed to the [-]-like child dragging his nose, "Who, your relative? Haha, that little one is really flattering."

"..." Yu Hangle tried hard to hold back his smile, "It's you."

"Haha, I knew it must be..." Shigaraki choked, "What?!"

"This is a picture of me in the orphanage." Yu Hangle explained, "Although my family threw me to a foreign country, they take pictures every day and go back home."

"To relieve the pain of missing you?" Xinle nodded clearly, "Your grandfather really misses you. But isn't this very unfair? They are relieved to see your photo and hear your recent situation, but You were alone in those years, and you didn’t know that you had relatives.”

"I also think it's quite unfair." Yu Hangle pointed to one of the photos and said, "Looking at this photo, you were angry and bit me, but at that time you had tooth decay, so you bit your own tooth and it hurt. Instead, you burst into tears, causing me to be told by the aunt who took care of me."

"Ah..." Shigara broke into a cold sweat, "I don't remember."

"I know you are vague about the past." Yu Hang Le didn't mind at all, and continued, looking at it, it was more of his own memory, "You were really annoying at that time."

"Oh?" How did Xinle remember, the novice guide said that Xinle regarded Yuhangle as a childhood friend?It seems that Shigara just thinks unilaterally.

"Yes. At that time, you were the most favored, but because you were sick from time to time, no one adopted you..." Before Yu Hangle could finish speaking, Xinle interrupted him.

Xin Le thought about the conversation with the old man of the Li family some time ago, and sighed: "The old man said that at that time, in order to take care of you, he invested a lot of money in the orphanage. If it weren't for you, I would probably have died of illness."

"That's not necessarily true." Yu Hangle patted Xinle's head, "You are not seriously ill, and the welfare policy is not bad. At most, there is not so much sugar for you to eat tooth decay. Life must be fine."

"Don't you keep talking about my tooth decay?" Shilla pretended to be angry, "Didn't it just bite you?"

"It's not just that one time." Yu Hangle turned over old accounts mercilessly, "You like to make trouble with me the most, and you like to sue, so I am always accused. Although they were ordered to take care of me, they complained a lot Yes. I hate you the most, but you still like to hang out with me."

Shigaraki laughed dryly.This childish child is definitely not my master!Grandpa won't do this!

"But you were very strange at that time." Yu Hangle continued to recall, "I always pretended to be mature, and the road was obviously unstable. If you were laughed at, you would seriously say that you just lost most of your life. Memory, in fact, you are time-traveling, and you said that you remember some things from your previous life here and there. Pfft... The paranoia of children is really serious. But since you had a high fever, you stopped saying these words. "

Let me go, children's paranoia!Shigara recalled that when he was a child, he seemed to think that he was Superman Batman Ultraman Cucurbit Saint Seiya.

"I really hate you, you are simply one of the representatives of my dark memories in the orphanage." Yu Hangle continued to rub Shinle's head with a smile.

"Actually...it's not that gloomy." Shigara continued his black line. Although the delusional kid was definitely not him, he felt that it was because he justified his predecessor, "Actually, it's because your own thoughts are too gloomy that you It's always going to be dark."

"Maybe it is." Yu Hang Le rubbed his chin thoughtfully, "Thinking about it now, I actually think that time was pretty good. Thinking about it carefully, you are quite cute."

"I've always been cute, but you just realized it now." Xin Le snatched the photo album from Yu Hang Le's hands, flipping through it with relish, "You are so different when you were a child, now you are always smiling, and you at that time How come it looks like someone owes you how much money, with a gloomy expression, it's like a person who wants to take revenge on the society."

Yuhangle knocked on Shigara's head, held Shigara in his arms with both hands, rested his chin on Shigara's shoulder, and indulged in listening to Shigara's constant complaints.