Buns, don't stop

It started when the two old men were fighting openly and secretly, and ended when the two old men were about to let the guards take out the guy.Cao Qingyu dragged his exhausted body to send the old man home, and left without hesitation.

Grandpa and Mr. An are getting more and more childish as they get older, just like children.Driving Cao Qingyu thought about the two old men and predicted what his future life would be like?Surrounded by nine children, arguing, questioning, fighting...every day before waking up, I was woken up by my daddy, and I didn't want to sleep until all the children fell asleep at night. In this world, it is simply a nightmare!

Hmm... At that time, the child should call himself father, right?Although physiologically it should be called... Fuck!Of course, if I am a dignified man with a handle, I should call him Dad?What were you thinking about just now?

So what does the child say when he asks his mother?What do you say when you ask yourself where you are from?

"You guys picked it up from the trash can!" This will highlight his love.

"You paid for the phone bill!" Eighty percent of the children will sue a certain transfer or a certain union for child trafficking when they grow up.

"You jumped out of the cracks in the rocks!" In this way, the children won't pick up all the rocks and wait for more siblings?

"You were drawn in a lottery!" Children should suspect that the country's sports and charities engage in black market transactions - although they are certainly not in vain.

This doesn’t work, that doesn’t work either, Cao Qingyu’s head ached from thinking about it, and he finally gave up. The children might not ask this question. If they really asked, they would still say the same as what their mother told themselves when they were young: “It’s brought by the flood.”

Anyway, I have to give birth to nine children, just like the Dragon King... the queen...

After Cao Qingyu returned to his residence, he ordered a bunch of takeaways. Taking the takeaway list on the refrigerator, he suddenly wanted to eat many things that he didn't like before, and they were super delicious.Once again, I didn't know whether it was because of the cubs or because I ate too much and went to take a bath. Once soaked in hot water, Cao Qingyu almost fell asleep in seconds.

It is really tiring to accompany two old children, especially when the protagonist of the two people's discussion is still themselves.

It was like hibernating, full of food, Cao Qingyu got out of the bathtub without even wearing pajamas, got into the quilt like a soul wandering, and began to sleep.It was already the next day when I fell asleep and woke up.

After Cao Qingyu finished washing, he went to the cloakroom to get his clothes. He wanted to wrap up his old clothes while he was still wearing them and went shopping by himself. He went shopping like crazy! .

Think about yourself as a pregnant man who has to order takeaway for meals, learns knowledge about pregnancy by himself, buys clothes by himself, plans houses to hide things by himself, and finds doctors by himself.Nima!What the fuck is this called? !

Anyway, even if those women before me want to have children, someone will take care of them, okay? !

Cao Qingyu got angry with a bulging face, and he also wanted to find someone to take care of him!Patting the folds on the clothes, Cao Qingyu was stunned for a moment when he looked up and saw the person in the dressing mirror.this is me?This is Cao Qingyu?

The person in the mirror puffed up, pouted, frowned, and stared slightly.This... this... this shit is definitely not me!A resentful woman, no, it should be the appearance of a resentful husband, how could it be Cao Qingyu, who once lived among a hundred flowers and never touched her body?

"Fuck!" Cao Qingyu raised his leg and kicked the mirror in front of him, but the whole body of the dressing mirror was covered with solid wood to prevent damage. This is what Cao Qingyu liked when he was decorating, but he didn't expect it now I will suffer on this.

Cao Qingyu sat down on the sofa next to him, ignoring his aching right foot, clenched his fists and looked at his lower abdomen, "Thank you for letting me add a past in front! It's really suitable!"

Sitting on the sofa to calm down for a while, Cao Qingyu got up again. No matter what, the child is still going to be born, so you still have to buy what you want.

Life is like rape, you can't avoid it, you can't break free, Cao Qingyu is trying to adjust his mood to turn it into rape.

Cao Qingyu found that his emotions came and went quickly recently. When he limped to the parking lot and finally arrived at a bookstore after an hour of traffic jams and bumps, he had no feeling about whether he was complaining about his husband. up.

This is the second time Cao Qingyu has entered the building of the bookstore since he grew up.When was the last time you came?

ah!It was An Ding who said that going to a bookstore to find a girlfriend is the most reliable way, and you can tell what kind of person a girl is by reading the books she reads. Facts have proved that there is no problem with the general direction of An Ding's statement, but for Cao Qingyu, it is completely wrong to grandma's house I went to Lugou Bridge next to Nanniwan.

A tall girl who seemed to be quietly picking books at the bookstore took a whole set of "The Collection of Sherlock Holmes" to the checkout. Cao Qingyu also bought a set just to strike up a conversation. In fact, he had a hardcover commemorative edition at home. And he likes to watch it too.When queuing up to check out, I casually chatted with the girl about the plot of the book. The two had a good chat. Although Cao Qingyu always had a weird feeling during the process, it didn't prevent them from leaving each other's phone calls.

What followed was a period of courteous pursuit, until the girl was chased, and Cao Qingyu mentioned Holmes to the girl again.The girl's eyes were shining, like a hungry wolf seeing prey that was about to reach its mouth, making Cao Qingyu's hair stand on end.

after?Cao Qingyu was a little confused about what happened afterwards. The girl was drinking coffee, and in the background of the warm afternoon sun, excitedly stuffed the history of the love development between Holmes and Watson into his head.

The love development history of Sherlock Holmes and Watson... What is this all about?Until now, when Cao Qingyu sees the books at home and the images of Sherlock Holmes that flashed when the TV changed channels, his head is still muddy, except that Sherlock Holmes and Watson are left together... until the deductive method of Mi Guopai appeared, Cao Qingyu I finally breathed a sigh of relief - because Watson has become a woman!

This time when he came to the bookstore, Cao Qingyu went straight to the knowledge about pregnancy.He devoted all his attention to his book-buying business, and ignored the intellectual, cute, and elegant girls next to him, and the quiet girl just avoided it—that time the damage was too great!

Holding a stack of books, I went to the cash register to check out. Unexpectedly, when I came in, I saw that the little girl inside the cash register had turned into an old woman in her 40s. When Cao Qingyu came to check out, she explained that her daughter had gone on a date, and she would do it for her. Classes in a while.

Of course, it is conceivable that a 50-[-]-year-old aunt will not be as agile as a little girl, and she will not be able to scan the book code for a long time. Surprisingly, the people in the queue behind are not in a hurry.

"Young man, is your wife pregnant?" The aunt scanned the "Encyclopedia of Perfect Pregnancy".

"……Um."

"The young man seems to be a person who loves his wife dearly. How long has your wife been pregnant?" The old lady scanned a copy of "Pregnant Mothers-to-be".

"... Eleven weeks."

"Ouch! I remember it so clearly! When I was pregnant, my husband didn't remember anything! Young man, your wife is so happy!" The old lady scanned a copy of "Pregnancy + Confinement Precautions".

"..."

"No! It's been more than five months, and I have to go out to buy books by myself, and my husband doesn't care at all! You are really a cold-blooded, I envy your wife!" The woman behind put one hand on her back to support her. Looking at her big belly, she pushed the cart with one hand. Seeing that the old lady had scanned Cao Qingyu's last copy of "Guidelines for [-] Weeks of Pregnancy", she hurriedly said, "This book is good! I also bought a copy. ! But I'm a twin, so I don't know if there will be some discrepancies."

Cao Qingyu has black hair, who are you showing that pity and pride? !Are twins amazing?I can have nine children!

He took the bagged book from the old aunt's hand, and looked back at the woman with a smile: "Hey, you have twins! My wife has triplets, I just bought books because I don't know what to do! Be careful , Be careful of miscarriage!" After finishing speaking, she turned her head and left.

The woman behind her was clutching her belly, her face was so angry that it was pale and purple, colorful and ugly.