Buns, don't stop

This time Cao Qingyu slept in the dark and the sky was dark. It was not until the Temple of the Five Viscera began to sing the empty city plan that he was called up. He was still in a daze and didn't open his eyes. He didn't care about anything else and moved his sphincter first to make sure he wasn't being fucked again. The eyelids slowly opened a crack - since the first time he found out that his chrysanthemum was blown by someone after half a day from the hotel, what Cao Qingyu must do every day when he wakes up is to check whether his chrysanthemum is intact.

Cao Qingyu lay on the bed and didn't get up for a long time. When Ju｜Hua was doing morning exercises just now, he thought of one thing, the most important thing.How do you give birth when you have a baby?Where did you come from?Is it going to come out of the chrysanthemum | flower?

Isn't that a shit boy?

shit boy...

child……

son……

Cao Qingyu trembled all over, no no no!

So... move the knife?But one or two is okay, nine of them will use the knife... Wouldn't they be like sacks after giving birth, sewn to pieces?How can I go out to pick up girls after returning to normal like this?

Cao Qingyu can almost imagine how desolate his sex｜Fu life would be after returning to normal. When he was burning with desire, he tore off the woman's clothes, took off his own clothes, and was about to home run, when the woman suddenly said, "Oh? How many scars? Like the scars of a woman's cesarean section!" Just thinking about it, Cao Qingyu knew that he would turn off the fire in an instant.

Fuck me!Sooner or later even a man who returns to normal will experience impotence!

Biting on the quilt, Cao Qingyu suddenly regretted it, he didn't want to give birth...

The phone placed on the table beside the bed vibrated for a while, and was caught in a battle between heaven and man at this moment. Cao Qingyu, who was chrysanthemum|peanut or caesarean section, didn't hear it. He waited until he was called out by the "grunt" of his stomach again and came back to his senses. When I was about to order takeaway with my mobile phone, I saw several missed calls, all of which were from the old man.

Cao Qingyu didn't dare to delay at all, so he called back quickly.

"Grandpa, are you looking for me?"

"Why didn't you answer it just now?" The majestic, old but angry voice reached Cao Qingyu's ears through the radio. The old man's tone was used to him. In the past, Cao Qingyu didn't think much of it. When the dazzled stars heard the sound, their face was as long as a donkey's face, and some soldiers couldn't help saluting and thought it was funny, but now I feel nervous when I hear it.

This cliff is not Lao Tzu, it must be... It must be the baby in the belly!

Cao Qingyu looked down at the place where there was no protruding mark at all on his lower abdomen, and silently stretched out a middle finger and said contemptuously: "I'm really useless!" He said with a little complacency. When he was young, he had never been under the prestige of the old man. Yield!This alone is better than you little bastard!

"Just woke up." As he spoke, he yawned again, and the corners of his eyes were filled with water vapor. He had just woken up and was sleepy again.

"Go back home when you have time, your grandma misses you..." Cao Qingyu heard a distant voice say: "If you think about it, just say it, and use me as a shield every time!"

Mr. Cao lowered his voice and shouted, "You didn't think about it?"

"I've thought about it and I admit it. It's not like someone who has thought about it and put on a straight face! Call me, and I'll have a word with my grandson! I don't want my grandson to stand aside!" The voice came from far to near, and there was an annoyed "here You, here you are, the old woman is getting worse and worse!" After that, Grandma Cao's voice came from the phone.

"Xiaoyu, let's go home tomorrow. Grandma will cook something delicious for you. Have you thought about it since you haven't eaten grandma's food for so long? You must have thought about it? Tell you, grandma is going to make your favorite tamales , sweet and sour fish, fried pearl prawns, hot chicken in ginger sauce. Are you drooling! Haha, your grandpa just made a bad face at me. We won’t let him serve tomorrow. I want to eat sweet and sour fish! I won’t make it for him, and if he doesn’t call my grandson back for me, he will be greedy! Xiaoyu, how many days are you coming back tomorrow? Let’s talk to grandma in the afternoon, ah ..."

Grandma Cao belongs to the kind of person who can completely control the entire call process by herself. She is very nagging. In the past, every time Cao Qingyu heard the beginning of Grandma Cao, she would put the phone aside and pick it up after about five or six minutes. , the old lady said that it was almost done, just pick up a few words and hang up.

But this time Cao Qingyu has been listening carefully, and from time to time echoed "Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh' the old man on the other end of the phone kept asking flatteredly: "Xiaoyu, are you alright? What's wrong outside? Someone bullied you Is it? They told you to stay at home. There is no shortage of food or clothes at home. You have to go out to live by yourself. How can you take care of yourself when you live alone! Do you eat on time? It’s hot , buy some fruit and put it in the refrigerator to eat cold, don’t suffer from heat stroke! Do you wash your clothes by yourself? Why don’t you hire a nanny..."

"Grandma, what can I do? You don't have to worry about it, you're just hungry!" Cao Qingyu didn't lie, he was indeed hungry, and I don't know how long he slept until his chest was so hungry that his back was so hungry, Grandma Cao kept saying that he was hungry , It's strange not to be greedy.Or it could be said that the little brat in his belly was hungry, he didn't know whether it was his stomach screaming or the brat screaming in his stomach.

But when I think about it, the two-month-old child opened his mouth in his stomach and shouted: "I'm hungry, I want to eat!" This picture is so weird no matter how you think about it!

Cao Qingyu returned home early the next day. Taking advantage of the clear traffic, he drove back to Dude Garden, where Mr. Cao and Mrs. Cao lived, before eight o'clock. Most of the people living here were the talkative old people in the military department. Some have retreated, some are still on the front line, but no matter where they are, their prestige is still there, and there is still a group of generals who have brought them out to salute when they see them.

Entering Cao's two-story building with ease, the door just opened and saw Grandma Cao sitting on the sofa, and Grandpa Cao was rubbing Grandma Cao's shoulders.

"You old woman, I usually tell you that I want you to exercise with me, but I won't. Look, look. Do you understand this time?!" Said one hand into a palm, standing on Grandma Cao's neck Knocked out, "In your situation, you still say you want to cook so many dishes?! Show off!"

Grandma Cao leaned against the back of the sofa with her eyes closed and didn't answer, her face clearly showing some discomfort.

Cao Qingyu suddenly felt that such a scene was very warm, and when he approached, Grandpa Cao immediately stopped his hands and voice when he saw him.With a zipper on his lips, his face was serious, as if he wasn't the one who settled the old score with Grandma Cao just now.

"I said old man, why don't you rub it anymore, my right side is still stiff! You rub it for me again, otherwise I won't be able to cook for a while, you are greedy every day, this time I will satisfy your gluttony when my grandson comes back, watch me take care of it Make a table. Let me tell you, you are borrowing from your grandson, so you can make a stern face when your grandson comes back later!" Grandma Cao didn't open her eyes, and bent her neck to the left, indicating to continue.

Cao Qingyu raised his hand with a little force, pressed gently, and gave Grandma Cao the same way he usually went for a massage. "Grandma, is this better?"

"Well, not bad! The craftsmanship has improved! The old man..." Grandma Cao realized that someone called her grandma from behind just now, and she hurriedly turned around to see Cao Qingyu standing behind him.

Grandma Cao was deeply moved. She made a table full of lunch at noon, and she didn't ask Mr. Cao to help. She had to do whatever she wanted, in order to celebrate that her grandson finally became sensible!

Being unable to swear at his grandma, Cao Qingyu almost caused internal injuries. What does it mean to be sensible at last?I've been tm sensible for a long time, okay?He didn't dare to say this, he was afraid that Mr. Cao would shoot him directly if he said it.Don't look at Mr. Cao's stern face every day, always saying that Grandma Cao is bad and that is not good, but Cao Qingyu knows that if he and Grandma Cao fall into the water together, Mr. Cao will definitely save Grandma Cao first, and then he will be able to whip Dip him in cold water and beat him up because he didn't protect Grandma Cao well.

"Come on, Xiaoyu, eat fish!"

Cao Qingyu scoured the food on the table like a wind and cloud, like a hungry wolf that hasn't eaten for days.

"When your mother was pregnant, she liked to eat sweet and sour fish made by grandma. You also liked it. I wonder if my great-grandson will be able to eat sweet and sour fish made by grandma. Do you like it?"

"Pfft...cough...cough..."

"Oh? Xiaoyu, what's the matter? Is the thorn stuck? Come on, drink some water first!" He stopped recalling and expecting and handed Cao Qingyu a glass of water.

Cao Qingyu took it silently, sweating all over his forehead, grandma, don't worry!Judging from the current situation, your great-grandson has already eaten it, and he likes it very much.