[Sword Three] Little monk quits sex
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The more I feel that the dragon god may be a bit alarmist, he has already passed the difficulty of carrying sandbags, can there be anything more deceitful than sandbags?
The answer must be yes.
Next, Zhuo Zhuo took on a few simple tasks, which he could skip with light work.However, there are also tasks that cannot be accomplished with light work.
The name of this task is [Shen Light as a Swallow]. According to the task description, this task is to practice agility, and the thing used to practice agility is Shaolin specialty - wooden stakes.
Zhuo Zhuo went to Henan with his father when he was just practicing martial arts when he was a child. He was lucky enough to see the Shaolin Plum Blossom Pile in the back mountain, and he even saw the monk on the pile.At that time, he had watched martial arts movies in Shaolin Temple, and he was very enthusiastic about martial arts, and he was also eager to try plum blossom piles. It was very simple for young monks to juggle wooden piles on TV.
Zhuo Zhuo was carried to the stake by the monks in the temple, and he also mastered some skills under their guidance.Originally, he wanted to stay in the temple and become a young monk, but his father cut him off without even thinking about it. If the only son became a monk, who would inherit their Taekwondo gym?
After seeing each other for so many years, Zhuoyue saw the "special product" in the game again, and was a little excited.
However, the stakes in real life depend on the ability of the individual's whole body, including various requirements such as balance and agility.But the stakes in the game rely on only one thing - fingers.
[Light as a Swallow] Asked to jump along the stakes to the first high platform, not to mention that Zhuo Liang didn’t jump to the first high platform, he couldn’t even jump on the first wooden stake ==
The small area of the stake is one, and the micro-operation is the second.Joyo jumps directly with a space, but the height is not enough. He uses double W to jump lightly, and he goes over his head in one jump. He jumps with a swing, and he jumps too high before he has time to adjust his direction or choose the wrong landing point.
Are there all kinds of hardships? !
After jumping more than twenty times and finally failed, Zhuoyue had no choice but to look helplessly at the hidden sword hero who didn't know if he was still there.After hesitating for a long time, he typed two words——
[Team][Little Monk Rebooting]: Hero...
[Team][Dragon God]: Well, I lack an apprentice
[Team][Dragon God]: How about being my apprentice?
The author has something to say: In this article, there is no such thing as a taciturn facial paralyzed god. They are all ordinary people. Although they are great gods, they have a normal personality and are very cheerful. It is also the most common personality that I have seen in Wowanjiansan. Orz, the dragon god in this chapter is a small attack, respect! ! ! PS: Wodi Xiuxiu finally reached level 80 yesterday, so excited! ! !
☆, pick up a master!
"Someone said they want to take me as an apprentice, should I worship him as a teacher?" Joyo asked this sentence in the dormitory.
In fact, Zhuoyou didn't understand the span of the Dragon God's words. He obviously just asked him for help, but the topic of the Dragon God changed to the lack of an apprentice. There was a sense of conspiracy ==
"Did he accept you directly through the system, or did he chat with you?" Mao Xihua asked.
Jiansan can accept apprentices at level 80 without special circumstances. Generally, when the trumpet is wandering in Novice Village, someone will be accepted as an apprentice, but probably because Zhuoyue's ID is too glaring, or he is a male character, so he was not favored.
"He was chatting with me, teaching me to do tasks." Joyo said.
"Then you can worship. Generally, those who take the initiative to accept apprentices will bring apprentices. Having a master will make it easier for you to upgrade." Ouyang Yangze responded. In fact, he originally wanted to accept Zhuoyou, but his ten apprentices are already full. The one at level 79 is still one step away from becoming a teacher.
"En." Zhuoyue nodded, and replied to Dragon God in the chat box.
[Team][Little Monk Reboot]: OK
[Team][Little Monk Reboot]: But I am a novice, and the operation is average =-=
[Team][Dragon God]: Well, the operation is average
[Team][Dragon God]: I see it
Zhuo Zhuo coughed twice, Dragon God definitely gave him face and didn’t say what kind of “average operation” he is. Of course, Zhuo Liang himself would not say that his operation is really rubbish.
A prompt box popped up on the screen asking the Dragon God to accept him as a disciple, Zhuoyou clicked to accept.
[Team][Little Monk Reboot]: Master, can you teach me how to jump on the wooden stake now? =-=
[Team][Dragon God]: You don't have that skill
[Team][Little Monk Rebooting]:...
[Team][Dragon God]: Wait, jump when I tell you to jump, face the stake, press space twice and press once to move forward
[Team][Little Monk Rebooting]: Yes
Dragon God, now the excellent master, is using a mandatory add-on to tie his own character and stupid apprentice together, which is only available for a short time, of course.
[Team][Dragon God]: Alright, jump
With his fingers on the keyboard, Zhuo Liang double-pressed the space as soon as he received the command, and sent it forward when he jumped to a certain height—the little monk landed firmly on the wooden post.
Emma is amazing, isn't it?
[Team][Dragon God]: Continue
[Team][Dragon God]: Hold on and don't let go
Dragon God spoke a little slower in the latter sentence. Zhuoyou jumped up twice according to the previous experience, pressed forward, and then... fell to the ground.
[Team][Dragon God]: ...
[Team][Little Monk Reboot]: Mistake made a mistake
[Team][Dragon God]: Do it all over again
[Team][Little Monk Rebooting]: Oh
This time, Zhuo Liang was no longer so careless, and completely obeyed Master's arrangement, and did what Master told him to do.But after doing it twice, he landed on the first high platform and submitted the task.
[Team][Little Monk Rebooting]: Master, you have worked hard=-=
[Team][Dragon God]: I thought you had to jump a few more times (slap)
[Team][Little Monk Rebooting]:...
The plug-in developed by Longshen can correct the fine distance. The force-bearing area of the stake is small, and the player will fall if not careful. Therefore, this plug-in is mainly to fix the feet of the outstanding little monk when he jumps up, so as not to prevent him from The "mistake" landed.
Facts have proved that Dragon God still overestimated the stupid apprentice's manual skill. If the little monk's feet did not touch the stake, the plug-in would not work.
In any case, Zhuoyue's apprenticeship was at the end of the day. He didn't know if all the masters in Jiansanli would be so kind, but the master Longshen was definitely dedicated.If he takes in a stupid apprentice, his patience will definitely not be as good as Dragon God ==
Jiansan needs to recharge when it reaches level 15. Zhuoyue despises it a little in his heart, but he still charges [-] yuan first, so as not to be nagged by his roommate again.
[Team][Dragon God]: Apprentice, how far are you from level 22?
Zhuo Zhuo looked at the upgrade progress bar and typed up.
[Team][Little Monk Rebooting]: It’s still a little bit close
[Team][Little Monk Rebooting]: This task is almost done
Zhuo Zhuo really wanted to say that he was already very impatient, running around to pick up and submit tasks, he was so blinded by it, okay?I really don't know how so many people like to play it.
[Team][Dragon God]: At level 22, Master will take you to the next level
[Team][Little Monk Rebooting]: Next book?
[Team][Dragon God]: Instance
[Team][Little monk rebooting sex]: Oh
Forgive him for not being in touch with online games, although he hears his roommates shouting about downloading copies every day, but he really doesn't understand what downloading copies means, and of course, he doesn't know exactly what a copy is.
After level 20, there are many things that can be done. The next book is one of them, and the other is the daily tasks. There is a teahouse in the main city. If you lack money, you can do it. Ten small tasks can be done in a while.
The above is what Master Master told Zhuoyue, and Zhuoyue remembered it in his heart.
After the little monk rebooted to the 22nd level, the Dragon God led the apprentice to Kongwu Peak. Before entering, the master made a deal with the apprentice, and the apprentice received more than a dozen Xuanjiu pills.
[Team] [Little monk rebooting sex]:? ? ?
[Team][Dragon God]: Double experience from fighting monsters
[Team] [Little Monk Reboot]: “_”
[Team][Little Monk Restraining Sex]: You will not be rewarded for nothing
[Team][Dragon God]: Heck, you are my apprentice, okay?
[Team][Little Monk Rebooting]: Is there a rule that the master should give the disciples something?
[Team][Dragon God]: Don't be like a sissy, can you please move on?
Kongwufeng has a normal version and a heroic version, and Joyo consciously chose the normal version.
[Team][Dragon God]: Apprentice, do you want to upgrade quickly or experience the game by yourself?
This question is pretty standard.
If Zhuoyue was to tell the truth, he would definitely say upgrade quickly, because he had only experienced it for an hour, and he was already very impatient; if he told the truth...it must be to experience the game.
Excellence is hypocritical to talk about its own experience.
[Team][Dragon God]: Well, you fight, I will watch
So the stupid rookie monk rushed forward to kill the monsters, and Master Master watched from behind and didn't help.
To put it bluntly, the Dragon God just wanted to see this stupid apprentice in embarrassment.There are three bosses in Kongwu Peak, not to mention their levels, but the mobs are all above level 20, and basically there are very few mobs left alone, so when the stupid monk went up, he was besieged by the mobs.
The dragon god in the back looked at it leisurely, while the stupid monk in front lost his health.
There are already eight excellent skills, and he put them all on the shortcut keys 1-8, with all eight fingers on top of each other, and pressed them hard, but unfortunately... still died.
The system reminded him that the durability of the equipment on his body was reduced by 5%, and Zhuo Liang didn't pay attention at all.
Meditate back to full blood, continue to rush, naturally, the blood bar is like being burned, and it falls down, and after a while, it dies back again.
[Team][Little monk reboots]:~~
[Team][Dragon God]: Is the apprentice fun?
[Team][Little Monk Reboot]: (Slap) Are you happy watching me die?
[Team][Dragon God]: You are not an apprentice, do you want to experience it yourself, as a teacher, you just follow your orders (smile)
[Team][Small Monk Jie Se]: Showing off your “_”
[Team][Dragon God]: Disciple calm down
[Team][Dragon God]: Master will avenge you
[Team] [Little Monk Reboot]: “_”
[Team][Dragon God]: Apprentice keep up~
Zhuo Zhuo despised a certain master in his heart, but obediently ran up to him.But his level is too low, it is extremely easy to pull monsters, and it hurts.
[Team][Dragon God]: Don't be too close, and don't be too far
[Team][Dragon God]: Too far and no experience
[Team][Little monk rebooting sex]: ...OK
The little monster that gnawed the stupid monk to death twice, the Dragon God knocked it down with one move, no need to use major skills, and the monster can be killed in seconds with a completely flat cut.Zhuoyue completely followed the dragon god to gain experience. With double balls, a monster's experience is 500+, and a small boss's experience is thousands. This speed is much more enjoyable than doing tasks.
However, what's the matter with this kind of being raised by others?
The first dungeon mission was over, Zhuo Zhuo thought it was over, but Master said to continue, so he could only continue.
but!Why is his master gone after he entered the dungeon, and there are still dead bodies on the ground? !
[Team] [Little Monk Restraining Sex]: Where is Master?
[Team][Dragon God]: You didn't reset?
[Team][Little Monk Reboot]: What reset
[Team][Dragon God]: Emma, I forgot that you are still a novice
[Team][Dragon God]: Come out first
Excellence now knows that the foggy place is the exit.
Dragon God taught him how to reset, and the little monk entered the copy again.
Still the same as before, everything about mobs and monsters is handled by the master, and the little monk is responsible for upgrading experience.However, even if he doesn't do anything, he still feels tired—it's a lot of trouble to run forward and adjust his hands, isn't it?
This is not the most important thing, the most important thing is that it's strange that a person I just met is so enthusiastic about killing monsters and making him level up, okay?
[Team][Little Monk Rebooting]: Master
[Team][Dragon God]:?
[Team][Little Monk Rebooting]: I feel a little uneasy about eating free food=-=
[Team][Dragon God]: You are my apprentice, okay?
Zhuo Liang paused with his hand on the keyboard, then suddenly turned his head and asked, "Goat, Mao Mao Mao, you all have apprentices, right?"
"Of course there are!" Mao Xihua ate potato chips, "And there are more than one."
"Yes, more than one." Zhuzi Yu replied in the same way.
When it was Ouyang Yangze's turn to answer, he said: "Maomao and Lao Zhu are both my apprentices, and the neighbors Yu Qingliang and Zhao Hong are all brought out by me."
"Bringing... Is it taking them to do missions to earn experience?" Zhuoyou asked again.
"What's wrong?" Ouyang Yangze turned to look at him, somewhat puzzled.
Zhuoyou thought for a while, and continued to ask: "If Mao Mao Mao is not someone you know well, would you still bring him?"
"Why don't you take me with you? Are you full?" Ouyang Yangze rolled his eyes, "Why, your master doesn't take you?"
"That's not true, he is taking me through the dungeon, I'm not used to it for nothing." Zhuoyou said truthfully.
"Is there anything I'm not used to? The master is just there to teach experience and lead apprentices to pass the book. Otherwise, what's the use of asking for it?" Mao Xihua continued to click, and threw a bag to each of Zhuo Zhuo and Ouyang Yangze. . "Daughter-in-law, I will go to Heilong with me later, my apprentice is calling me."
Mao Xihua's "daughter-in-law" is Ouyang Yangze, they play a couple in the game.
"Row."
It turns out that it is only right and proper for a master to lead an apprentice... The hidden sword hero who had two eyes cos grasshoppers bouncing around thoughtfully touched his chin.
[Team][Dragon God]: Where are the apprentices?
[Team][Dragon God]: Where are you going?
[Team][Dragon God]: Good apprentice~~
[Team][Little Monk Reboot]: Master, I am here, I just went to wc
[Team][Dragon God]: (slap)
[Team][Dragon God]: Keep up
[Team][Little Monk Reboot]: Here we come
Although he was still a little embarrassed to eat free food, but hearing what Ouyang Yangze and the others said, he felt a little better.
The second round of missions was completed, and the outstanding stupid monk was almost level 24.
[Team][Dragon God]: Go out, don't forget to reset
[Team][Little Monk Rebooting Color]: I remember“_“
As soon as he went out, Zhuoyou didn't realize what was going on at all, his blood bar was already empty...
The author has something to say: In other words, Wo was like the second master at the beginning...did something stupid, and then picked up the two masters←_←PS: The wooden stakes in Shaolin are really hard to jump, and I can’t afford it with my hands~~
☆, Master will avenge you!
I was killed - Zhuoyou reacted belatedly.
"What does the word 'Tu' on the top of the head mean?" Zhuo Zhuo asked in the dormitory.
"The word 'slaughter' means that the person has turned on the slaughter mode, basically he is a ruthless character. If you meet someone who has turned on the slaughter mode, you should stay away." Ouyang Yangze explained to him and warned him.
But I have been killed by him.Zhuoyou complained in his heart.
Not only the excellent monk was killed, but also a group of players outside the dungeon, and the white subtitles on the nearby channels flashed quickly——
[Yun Mofei] said: Damn, if you want to kill people, get away
[Xuanyue] said: TAT how did I get killed
[The law is the same] said: Nima**
……
And so on and so on are all scolding, most of the dungeon entrances are small ones, or large ones with small ones to upgrade, but obviously, those big ones were also killed by the people with the word "slaughter".
Zhuo Liang hesitated whether he would be killed again when he was revived on the spot, when he saw a line of blue words popped up in the channel.
[Team][Dragon God]: Apprentice, Master will take revenge on you
Hey, didn't his master get killed?
Dragon God will be killed so easily, are you kidding me?
The player ID Suifeng with massacre mode on, martial art strategy.Tiance is the only sect in the game that can fight on horseback. It has relatively strong fighting power, and it can run away even if it can’t be beaten.“_“
Tiance VS Hidden Sword, at the same level, with skills and equipment, military masters and military ladies who love PVP will be very painful.Of course, it doesn't mean that Tiance is not as good as Hidden Sword, the key still depends on personal awareness and operation, whether you will use your own advantages to fight against the enemy.If it is used well, Tiance can suppress the hidden sword, and the hidden sword will not become a nightmare for military masters and military ladies.
Obviously, the outstanding master Longshen encountered this military master who did not have the awareness of operating techniques. Even if he had the ability, Dragonshen also had a solution.
The thin skin of the hidden sword couldn't stand up to the good equipment of Dragon God. He operated it neatly and moved quickly, and the blood bar of the soldier who hit at an extremely fast speed dropped straight away.When he was half blood down, Jun Ye ran away on horseback, but Lord Dragon God blocked his way.
Suifeng kicked the iron plate, and after he died, he was still shouting on the spot.
[Suifeng] said: Fuck, Dragon God, why are you here?
[Dragon God] said: bring apprentices
[Suifeng] said: Apprentice?You **** actually accepted an apprentice? ! ! !
[Suifeng] said: Which one is it?
[Dragon God] said: Apprentice, go~
What puzzled Zhuo Liang was that his master knew the person who opened the massacre mode, and judging by the tone of his speech, he should be very familiar.
[Team][Little Monk Rebooting]: Master, you know him
[Team][Dragon God]: Well, I know~
[Team] [Little Monk Reboot]: “_”
[Team][Dragon God]: The copy is reset, ready to enter
[Team] [Little Monk Reboot]: “_”
Two hours later, Zhuo Zhuo's back was sore, his back hurt and his neck was cramping. Looking at his three roommates, they showed no sign of fatigue at all. He really sighed: You are indeed an otaku!
[Team][Dragon God]: Apprentice, I am going to fight as a teacher~
[Team][Little Monk Rebooting Sex]: OK, let’s go
[Team][Dragon God]: Apprentice, you work hard to upgrade
[Team][Dragon God]: Level 45 will take you to Dihua Palace
[Team][Little Monk Rebooting Color]: Good“_“
The dragon god withdrew from the team and flew away with his magic.
Joyo walked around the entrance of the dungeon twice by himself, and he had already reached level 30.
Zhuo Zhuo looked at the time, it was almost six o'clock, he rubbed his belly in protest, and said to his roommate, "It's almost six o'clock, go have dinner."
"Bring me a beef fried rice." Zhu Ziyu said without raising his head.
"I want rice with sliced potatoes and meat." Mao Xihua shouted excitedly.
"I want..." Ouyang Yangze just wanted to order food when he saw Zhuo Zhuo crossed his arms and looked at him with a half-smile.The corner of Ouyang Yangze's mouth twitched, and he said, "Okay, I'll go with you."
When the three of them were obsessed with games before, Zhuoyou always bought meals for him. Especially on weekends, he bought three meals a day. After a long time, the people in the dormitory were always a little embarrassed.So Ouyang Yangze and the three of them made an agreement that in the future, if Zhuoyue buys it, at least one person should go with him.
Ouyang Yangze threw the number aside, took his wallet, and said, "Let's go to the cafeteria."
Although there are one or two girls who "confess" to Excellence every day, his "hero saving the beauty" is already a freshman thing. He is now a junior, and he has calmed down a lot after two years, but that video post is still going on. Put it on top.Excellence means a lot of pressure.
Ouyang Yangze is a Chinese-Russian mixed race, 185cm tall, with deep facial features, gray-blue eyes, and dark brown hair.Using Mao Xihua's words, even Pan An felt ashamed once he was released.
Ouyang Yangze's appearance is foreigner, Zhuoyou is a standard oriental face, very handsome, 177cm tall.In terms of looks alone, Zhuoyou did not lose to Ouyang Yangze, but his stature... Zhuoyou was 177 cm tall, 8 centimeters shorter than Ouyang Yangze, so he received less attention.
"Second Master, what level are you?" Zhuo Zhuo and Ouyang Yangze came to the cafeteria, and they also ordered food in the cafeteria.
"Like 30." Zhuo Zhuo thought for a while and replied.
"30? I thought it would be good if you could reach 20 at most." Ouyang Yangze joked.
Zhuoyou glanced at him contemptuously, "I ran in Kongwu Peak in one afternoon, and I don't know how many times I ran." Thinking of those white snows and those winding roads, he couldn't help but feel dizzy. The egg hurts, and even after giving birth to a wave, never enter Kongwufeng again, no, it is the urge not to enter the game.
"With the guidance of the master, you can level up quickly." Ouyang Yangze took a sip of the tomato and egg drop soup (actually, tomatoes mixed with water) provided for free in the cafeteria, "Is your master a woman?"
"male."
"Female playing male number?"
"Where did you find out that he played with a girl?" Zhuo Zhuo wondered.
"If you're not a girl, why did he lead you to work so hard?" Ouyang Yangze was very curious.
Zhuo Liang played with his chopsticks, and said contemptuously, "Do you think everyone likes to bring girls to upgrade just like you?"
"What's wrong with bringing a girl, is it the right way to bring a girl?" Ouyang Yangze snorted twice, "I think your master is a girl. By the way, what school does he play?"
"Zang Jian." Zhuo Liang couldn't call out all the sects now, but the one carrying an epee and a light sword was undoubtedly Tibetan Jian.
"How's the technology?" Ouyang Yangze regretted it when he asked. Any full-level player can quickly beat the opponent in Kongwu Peak, let alone the very yellow and violent little yellow chicken (Zangjian).
Therefore, what Ouyang Yangze regretted was asking this question now, and Zhuo Liang couldn't answer why.
"Didn't I ask you about the person with the word 'Tu' on his head?" The outstanding oyster mushroom and egg rice bowl was served, and the strong smell made him elated, "That person was killed by my master. "
Ouyang Yangze was stunned for a moment, "What occupation is that person?"
"Riding on a horse." Zhuo Liang still couldn't tell Tiance.
"Tiance... a little bit better at hiding swords can overwhelm Tiance." Ouyang Yangze said something casually and didn't continue... His meal came.
……
In the evening, as soon as Zhuoyue read the book, Mao Xihua shouted at the top of his voice.
"Second Master, get on the game quickly, I have completed the mission today, and I will take you to level up." Mao Xihua was in high spirits.
Zhuo Liang had already gone to bed, and looked down at Mao Xihua from the bed.
Their dormitory is a four-person room with four beds. All the beds are upper bunks, and the bottom is a desk, which is more convenient for students to study, and it is also convenient to use a desktop computer.
"I don't want to play." He really didn't have much interest in the game, and he was bored just running around to pick up tasks.
"Why not, hurry up and play the game, there will be a lot of fun when you reach level 80." Mao Xihua ran to Zhuoyue's bed, took the initiative to turn it on for him, and then looked at him expectantly.
"I lost to you..." Zhuo Liang threw the book aside and got off the bed - jumped off directly.
Within two seconds, there was a roar from downstairs: "Second Master Zhuo, can you calm down, the building is about to collapse!!!"
Excellence didn't hurt or itch, he got off the bed, the ladders were all decorations, and everyone downstairs should have gotten used to it long ago.
"Hey, Second Master, if you continue to dance like this, no one of us will know when there will be an earthquake." Mao Xihua smiled wretchedly.
Joyo pulled out his chair and sat down, "Don't worry, I can throw you all downstairs, it's definitely faster than escaping."
"Are you sure you're not murdering for money?" Ouyang Yangze turned his head and asked.
Zhuo Zhuo pinched Ouyang Yangze's chin, and said with a smile: "Honey, actually I would rather rob money and sex."
"It's disgusting, don't you understand his intentions?" Ouyang Yangze raised his orchid fingers, raised his voice, and gave him a coquettish wink.
"Daughter-in-law, are you abandoning me?" Mao Xihua leaned over pitifully.
In the boys' dormitory, there are many people who are verbally teasing like Zhuo Zhuo and the others, but most of them are just joking, and there are actually not many people in the dormitory that are as high (nasty) as Zhuo Zhuo and the others.
"Enough is enough for you, if you howl again, I'll throw you all downstairs!" Zhu Ziyu broke out successfully, listening to their funny conversation, the goosebumps rose and fell, and fell again.
Zhu Ziyu was the only person in Zhuo Zhuo's dormitory who was relatively rigid and had always played the role of the boss, so he became the target of pranks by the other three.Among them is the use of numbness to make the expressions of the bosses richer.
But they didn't play too much. If the bosses got angry, this tall northern man would definitely throw them downstairs.
Zhuo Liang reluctantly joined the game, Ouyang Yangze said: "Second Lord, have you joined the guild yet?"
"Guild?" Zhuoyue was a little puzzled, "I remember that when I came out of Xinshou Village, there seemed to be news, but I refused. Why, do you want to join a guild?"
"Joining a guild will do daily work, you have a lot of experience, you can make money, and it is convenient to complete tasks. There are also major wars and offensive and defensive battles. Basically, you can find people in the guild." The old god Mao Xihua said, "Second Master, come join our guild, I Let the leader invite you."
"Your gang has too much hatred, is it because you want the second child to join your gang to send him to death?" Zhuzi Yu asked lazily.
"Our gang has a lot of hatred, which shows that our gang is strong." Mao Xihua and Ouyang Yangze are in the Haoqi League (Note ①) gang, and Zhu Ziyu is in the Wicked Valley camp. Both gangs are ranked high. And still hostile.
Zhuo Zhuo wanted to say that he was not really interested in joining the guild, but his master sent a message——
[Dragon God] said quietly: Apprentice, come to master's gang?
The author has something to say: Is there any message for Huahua, crying loudly/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~
☆, the IQ of the apprentice is very clumsy!
That's what Longshenwen asked, but the invitation to join the gang has already been sent.
Zhuoyou hesitated for a while but still accepted, there will be newcomers in the guild and all kinds of advertisement chats are green words.
[Guild][No sugar in the pocket]: Welcome newcomers (flowers) (flowers)
[Guild][Five Poisons]: Welcome newcomers (flowers) (flowers) (flowers)
[Guild][I can't let you go]: Where is the newcomer, come out and show my brother (shy)
[Guild][Peak God of War]: Newcomers are rough, let’s tease my brother first (thieves laugh)
[Association][Mengmeng comes into the bowl]: (angry) Maomao, you are not a woman
[Guild][Peak God of War]: *, I am a man! ! !
[Guild][Peak God of War]: GUN
[Guild][No sugar in the pocket]: Wait for Baabaa to kick you off
[Guild][Peak God of War]: Cut, my wife won’t kick me off (insidious)
[Guild][Sheep bleating]: Newcomers are scared away by you (angry)
[Guild][Dragon God]: You wolves, don't bully my apprentice, or beat you~
[Guild][Five Poisons]: Damn, boss, you really accepted apprentices? (scare)
[Association][Mengmeng comes into the bowl]: When Suifeng said it, I thought he was joking...
[Guild][Peak God of War]: Boss apprentice, hurry up, let's see which girl the boss has hooked up with again (insidious) (insidious) (insidious)
Joyo is really happy to watch the gang chat, he is not in a hurry to join it, because he is still tinkering with the gang chat channel ==
The system messages swiped off the screen over and over again, but the guild members continued to swipe and chat relentlessly—because Zhuoyou didn't know that he could create a new channel for guild information.
Peak God of War mobilized the atmosphere in the guild very well, and there were many people shouting after him. In the blink of an eye, almost everyone was calling the apprentice of Dragon God.
[Guild][Dragon God]: Apprentice, don’t be shy, come out and say hello to everyone~~
[Guild][Peak God of War]: Boss, did you hook up with some girl, so shy! ! !
[Association][Little Monk Reboot]: Maomao“_“
With a sound of "boom", Zhuo Zhuo was shocked——Mao Xihua fell off the stool.
"Maomao, what are you doing?" Ouyang Yangze and Zhu Ziyu were taken aback by him, Zhu Ziyu got off the chair and helped him up.
Mao Xihua looked shocked, he pointed at Zhuoyou, "You you you you" "You" it took a long time before he recovered his voice, "Second Master, have you joined our gang?"
Zhuo Zhuo and Ouyang Yangze looked contemptuous, Ouyang Yangze said: "Just join a guild, why are you so excited, it's embarrassing."
Mao Xihua ignored his sarcasm, and asked Zhuo Zhuo: "Second Master, don't tell me that your master is our boss!"
"I don't know if it's the boss, but his ID is Dragon God." Zhuoyou glanced at the chat channel, brushing the words so fast that he didn't even have time to read them.
His answer made Mao Xihua extremely black, and also made Ouyang Yangze's eyes widen: their boss actually accepted apprentices?This is not the point, the point is that their boss is accepting Second Master Zhuo! ! !
"Second master, the boss is calling you, look at the guild." Ouyang Yangze's ability to accept is relatively quick, so the boss of the guild accepts an apprentice, and their second master Zhuo has lost a master. Although it is a bit of a coincidence, it is just a game What won't happen here?
[Guild][Dragon God]: Apprentice~~
[Guild][Dragon God]: Apprentice, where are you going~~
[Guild Guild][Little Monk Rebooting]: Went chatting with roommates“_“
[Guild][Mengmeng comes into the bowl]: Boss, your apprentice is really a master (hate it)
[Association][Five Poisons]: Is it swollen, the master is so cute (smile) (smile) (smile)
[Guild][Yueguanghan]: Am I the only one who pays attention to the boss's heavy taste? =皮=
[Association][Witch Sakura]: You are not alone
[Guild][Yaofeng]: You are not alone +1
[Association][Little Monk Rebooting]: “_”
[Association][Feng Yinxian Song]: Big wet, seek double cultivation (shy)
[Guild Society][Sheep Baa]: Lao Feng, you are not afraid of double cultivation with people every day.“_“
[Association][Feng Yinxian Song]: The face of death (shy)
[Guild][Peak God of War]: Laofeng, you go, don't disgust my wife (hate)
[Association][Fantasy twisting fingers]: You two couples are here to show their affection again (saliva)
[Gang Guild][Five Poisons]: Hey, I got off topic, where is the boss and Da Shi?
[Association][Mengmeng comes into the bowl]: 9494, Dashi, are you still there? ? ?
[Association][Little monk quits sex]: Little monk is here~
[Guild][Five Poisons]: Pfft
[Guild] [No sugar in the pocket]: Puff +1
[Gang Guild][Feng Yinxian Song]: Dashi came to double practice with him, she is a cute loli Xiuxiu (wink)(wink)(wink)
[Association][Little Monk Rebooting Sex]: Little Monk, I’m sorry, girl loli~~
"Pfft, Second Master, now I find that your name is too individual." Ouyang Yangze laughed out loud.
Mao Xihua also laughed and knocked on the table, "Little monk, quitting sex, little monk, quitting sex, puhaha... Lao Feng must have a dark face now, the second master rejected him so bluntly!!!"
"Maomao, you didn't take drugs today, did you?" Zhuo Liang really didn't think it was funny.
"I took some medicine today, but the dose is not enough." Ouyang Yangze replied for Mao Xihua, and said, "Second Master, don't say you know us in the gang."
"Why? Not only do we know each other, but we are also roommates." Zhuo Zhuo said.
"Hey, second master, you don't know that. In fact, the goat has been playing as a woman until now. If you say you are roommates with us, won't you expose him as a man?" Mao Xihua smiled treacherously.
Zhu Ziyu snorted twice, "Perhaps the second child said that you are roommates, and he would think that you have been playing games as a woman playing as a man."
"Damn, you don't look like a woman!!!" Mao Xihua frowned.
"Lord is my title, don't take it away." Zhuo Zhuo reminded, also, you look more like a woman when you blow your hair.
As for why Ouyang Yangze plays games with female characters... Zhuoyou didn't know until a long time ago that when Ouyang Yangze was playing another account, he was entangled by a man. Touch that number.Of course, these are all things for later, and we will not discuss them for the time being.
……
Zhuo Liang's master, Longshen, went somewhere, and the gang stopped. Even if it didn't stop, Zhuo Liang didn't continue watching.
Mao Xihua and Ouyang Yangze took Zhuoyue to do the task, because Zhuoyue called Mao Xihua in the gang before, and everyone knew his nickname was Mao Mao, so Mao Xihua lied and said they were friends.In fact, it is not a lie, they were originally friends.
It must be a matter of course to bring a friend to do mission upgrades, and it is also reasonable to call your own wife and daughter together.
"Second Master, the daily life of martial arts and teahouses is the easiest. Leaving aside the daily life of martial arts, you can get one hundred gold for a daily trip to the teahouse." Mao Xihua said, "Do you still keep the coarse cloth that I told you about before?"
Zhuoyou opened his backpack and looked at it, and said, "Yes, but not many."
"late
The answer must be yes.
Next, Zhuo Zhuo took on a few simple tasks, which he could skip with light work.However, there are also tasks that cannot be accomplished with light work.
The name of this task is [Shen Light as a Swallow]. According to the task description, this task is to practice agility, and the thing used to practice agility is Shaolin specialty - wooden stakes.
Zhuo Zhuo went to Henan with his father when he was just practicing martial arts when he was a child. He was lucky enough to see the Shaolin Plum Blossom Pile in the back mountain, and he even saw the monk on the pile.At that time, he had watched martial arts movies in Shaolin Temple, and he was very enthusiastic about martial arts, and he was also eager to try plum blossom piles. It was very simple for young monks to juggle wooden piles on TV.
Zhuo Zhuo was carried to the stake by the monks in the temple, and he also mastered some skills under their guidance.Originally, he wanted to stay in the temple and become a young monk, but his father cut him off without even thinking about it. If the only son became a monk, who would inherit their Taekwondo gym?
After seeing each other for so many years, Zhuoyue saw the "special product" in the game again, and was a little excited.
However, the stakes in real life depend on the ability of the individual's whole body, including various requirements such as balance and agility.But the stakes in the game rely on only one thing - fingers.
[Light as a Swallow] Asked to jump along the stakes to the first high platform, not to mention that Zhuo Liang didn’t jump to the first high platform, he couldn’t even jump on the first wooden stake ==
The small area of the stake is one, and the micro-operation is the second.Joyo jumps directly with a space, but the height is not enough. He uses double W to jump lightly, and he goes over his head in one jump. He jumps with a swing, and he jumps too high before he has time to adjust his direction or choose the wrong landing point.
Are there all kinds of hardships? !
After jumping more than twenty times and finally failed, Zhuoyue had no choice but to look helplessly at the hidden sword hero who didn't know if he was still there.After hesitating for a long time, he typed two words——
[Team][Little Monk Rebooting]: Hero...
[Team][Dragon God]: Well, I lack an apprentice
[Team][Dragon God]: How about being my apprentice?
The author has something to say: In this article, there is no such thing as a taciturn facial paralyzed god. They are all ordinary people. Although they are great gods, they have a normal personality and are very cheerful. It is also the most common personality that I have seen in Wowanjiansan. Orz, the dragon god in this chapter is a small attack, respect! ! ! PS: Wodi Xiuxiu finally reached level 80 yesterday, so excited! ! !
☆, pick up a master!
"Someone said they want to take me as an apprentice, should I worship him as a teacher?" Joyo asked this sentence in the dormitory.
In fact, Zhuoyou didn't understand the span of the Dragon God's words. He obviously just asked him for help, but the topic of the Dragon God changed to the lack of an apprentice. There was a sense of conspiracy ==
"Did he accept you directly through the system, or did he chat with you?" Mao Xihua asked.
Jiansan can accept apprentices at level 80 without special circumstances. Generally, when the trumpet is wandering in Novice Village, someone will be accepted as an apprentice, but probably because Zhuoyue's ID is too glaring, or he is a male character, so he was not favored.
"He was chatting with me, teaching me to do tasks." Joyo said.
"Then you can worship. Generally, those who take the initiative to accept apprentices will bring apprentices. Having a master will make it easier for you to upgrade." Ouyang Yangze responded. In fact, he originally wanted to accept Zhuoyou, but his ten apprentices are already full. The one at level 79 is still one step away from becoming a teacher.
"En." Zhuoyue nodded, and replied to Dragon God in the chat box.
[Team][Little Monk Reboot]: OK
[Team][Little Monk Reboot]: But I am a novice, and the operation is average =-=
[Team][Dragon God]: Well, the operation is average
[Team][Dragon God]: I see it
Zhuo Zhuo coughed twice, Dragon God definitely gave him face and didn’t say what kind of “average operation” he is. Of course, Zhuo Liang himself would not say that his operation is really rubbish.
A prompt box popped up on the screen asking the Dragon God to accept him as a disciple, Zhuoyou clicked to accept.
[Team][Little Monk Reboot]: Master, can you teach me how to jump on the wooden stake now? =-=
[Team][Dragon God]: You don't have that skill
[Team][Little Monk Rebooting]:...
[Team][Dragon God]: Wait, jump when I tell you to jump, face the stake, press space twice and press once to move forward
[Team][Little Monk Rebooting]: Yes
Dragon God, now the excellent master, is using a mandatory add-on to tie his own character and stupid apprentice together, which is only available for a short time, of course.
[Team][Dragon God]: Alright, jump
With his fingers on the keyboard, Zhuo Liang double-pressed the space as soon as he received the command, and sent it forward when he jumped to a certain height—the little monk landed firmly on the wooden post.
Emma is amazing, isn't it?
[Team][Dragon God]: Continue
[Team][Dragon God]: Hold on and don't let go
Dragon God spoke a little slower in the latter sentence. Zhuoyou jumped up twice according to the previous experience, pressed forward, and then... fell to the ground.
[Team][Dragon God]: ...
[Team][Little Monk Reboot]: Mistake made a mistake
[Team][Dragon God]: Do it all over again
[Team][Little Monk Rebooting]: Oh
This time, Zhuo Liang was no longer so careless, and completely obeyed Master's arrangement, and did what Master told him to do.But after doing it twice, he landed on the first high platform and submitted the task.
[Team][Little Monk Rebooting]: Master, you have worked hard=-=
[Team][Dragon God]: I thought you had to jump a few more times (slap)
[Team][Little Monk Rebooting]:...
The plug-in developed by Longshen can correct the fine distance. The force-bearing area of the stake is small, and the player will fall if not careful. Therefore, this plug-in is mainly to fix the feet of the outstanding little monk when he jumps up, so as not to prevent him from The "mistake" landed.
Facts have proved that Dragon God still overestimated the stupid apprentice's manual skill. If the little monk's feet did not touch the stake, the plug-in would not work.
In any case, Zhuoyue's apprenticeship was at the end of the day. He didn't know if all the masters in Jiansanli would be so kind, but the master Longshen was definitely dedicated.If he takes in a stupid apprentice, his patience will definitely not be as good as Dragon God ==
Jiansan needs to recharge when it reaches level 15. Zhuoyue despises it a little in his heart, but he still charges [-] yuan first, so as not to be nagged by his roommate again.
[Team][Dragon God]: Apprentice, how far are you from level 22?
Zhuo Zhuo looked at the upgrade progress bar and typed up.
[Team][Little Monk Rebooting]: It’s still a little bit close
[Team][Little Monk Rebooting]: This task is almost done
Zhuo Zhuo really wanted to say that he was already very impatient, running around to pick up and submit tasks, he was so blinded by it, okay?I really don't know how so many people like to play it.
[Team][Dragon God]: At level 22, Master will take you to the next level
[Team][Little Monk Rebooting]: Next book?
[Team][Dragon God]: Instance
[Team][Little monk rebooting sex]: Oh
Forgive him for not being in touch with online games, although he hears his roommates shouting about downloading copies every day, but he really doesn't understand what downloading copies means, and of course, he doesn't know exactly what a copy is.
After level 20, there are many things that can be done. The next book is one of them, and the other is the daily tasks. There is a teahouse in the main city. If you lack money, you can do it. Ten small tasks can be done in a while.
The above is what Master Master told Zhuoyue, and Zhuoyue remembered it in his heart.
After the little monk rebooted to the 22nd level, the Dragon God led the apprentice to Kongwu Peak. Before entering, the master made a deal with the apprentice, and the apprentice received more than a dozen Xuanjiu pills.
[Team] [Little monk rebooting sex]:? ? ?
[Team][Dragon God]: Double experience from fighting monsters
[Team] [Little Monk Reboot]: “_”
[Team][Little Monk Restraining Sex]: You will not be rewarded for nothing
[Team][Dragon God]: Heck, you are my apprentice, okay?
[Team][Little Monk Rebooting]: Is there a rule that the master should give the disciples something?
[Team][Dragon God]: Don't be like a sissy, can you please move on?
Kongwufeng has a normal version and a heroic version, and Joyo consciously chose the normal version.
[Team][Dragon God]: Apprentice, do you want to upgrade quickly or experience the game by yourself?
This question is pretty standard.
If Zhuoyue was to tell the truth, he would definitely say upgrade quickly, because he had only experienced it for an hour, and he was already very impatient; if he told the truth...it must be to experience the game.
Excellence is hypocritical to talk about its own experience.
[Team][Dragon God]: Well, you fight, I will watch
So the stupid rookie monk rushed forward to kill the monsters, and Master Master watched from behind and didn't help.
To put it bluntly, the Dragon God just wanted to see this stupid apprentice in embarrassment.There are three bosses in Kongwu Peak, not to mention their levels, but the mobs are all above level 20, and basically there are very few mobs left alone, so when the stupid monk went up, he was besieged by the mobs.
The dragon god in the back looked at it leisurely, while the stupid monk in front lost his health.
There are already eight excellent skills, and he put them all on the shortcut keys 1-8, with all eight fingers on top of each other, and pressed them hard, but unfortunately... still died.
The system reminded him that the durability of the equipment on his body was reduced by 5%, and Zhuo Liang didn't pay attention at all.
Meditate back to full blood, continue to rush, naturally, the blood bar is like being burned, and it falls down, and after a while, it dies back again.
[Team][Little monk reboots]:~~
[Team][Dragon God]: Is the apprentice fun?
[Team][Little Monk Reboot]: (Slap) Are you happy watching me die?
[Team][Dragon God]: You are not an apprentice, do you want to experience it yourself, as a teacher, you just follow your orders (smile)
[Team][Small Monk Jie Se]: Showing off your “_”
[Team][Dragon God]: Disciple calm down
[Team][Dragon God]: Master will avenge you
[Team] [Little Monk Reboot]: “_”
[Team][Dragon God]: Apprentice keep up~
Zhuo Zhuo despised a certain master in his heart, but obediently ran up to him.But his level is too low, it is extremely easy to pull monsters, and it hurts.
[Team][Dragon God]: Don't be too close, and don't be too far
[Team][Dragon God]: Too far and no experience
[Team][Little monk rebooting sex]: ...OK
The little monster that gnawed the stupid monk to death twice, the Dragon God knocked it down with one move, no need to use major skills, and the monster can be killed in seconds with a completely flat cut.Zhuoyue completely followed the dragon god to gain experience. With double balls, a monster's experience is 500+, and a small boss's experience is thousands. This speed is much more enjoyable than doing tasks.
However, what's the matter with this kind of being raised by others?
The first dungeon mission was over, Zhuo Zhuo thought it was over, but Master said to continue, so he could only continue.
but!Why is his master gone after he entered the dungeon, and there are still dead bodies on the ground? !
[Team] [Little Monk Restraining Sex]: Where is Master?
[Team][Dragon God]: You didn't reset?
[Team][Little Monk Reboot]: What reset
[Team][Dragon God]: Emma, I forgot that you are still a novice
[Team][Dragon God]: Come out first
Excellence now knows that the foggy place is the exit.
Dragon God taught him how to reset, and the little monk entered the copy again.
Still the same as before, everything about mobs and monsters is handled by the master, and the little monk is responsible for upgrading experience.However, even if he doesn't do anything, he still feels tired—it's a lot of trouble to run forward and adjust his hands, isn't it?
This is not the most important thing, the most important thing is that it's strange that a person I just met is so enthusiastic about killing monsters and making him level up, okay?
[Team][Little Monk Rebooting]: Master
[Team][Dragon God]:?
[Team][Little Monk Rebooting]: I feel a little uneasy about eating free food=-=
[Team][Dragon God]: You are my apprentice, okay?
Zhuo Liang paused with his hand on the keyboard, then suddenly turned his head and asked, "Goat, Mao Mao Mao, you all have apprentices, right?"
"Of course there are!" Mao Xihua ate potato chips, "And there are more than one."
"Yes, more than one." Zhuzi Yu replied in the same way.
When it was Ouyang Yangze's turn to answer, he said: "Maomao and Lao Zhu are both my apprentices, and the neighbors Yu Qingliang and Zhao Hong are all brought out by me."
"Bringing... Is it taking them to do missions to earn experience?" Zhuoyou asked again.
"What's wrong?" Ouyang Yangze turned to look at him, somewhat puzzled.
Zhuoyou thought for a while, and continued to ask: "If Mao Mao Mao is not someone you know well, would you still bring him?"
"Why don't you take me with you? Are you full?" Ouyang Yangze rolled his eyes, "Why, your master doesn't take you?"
"That's not true, he is taking me through the dungeon, I'm not used to it for nothing." Zhuoyou said truthfully.
"Is there anything I'm not used to? The master is just there to teach experience and lead apprentices to pass the book. Otherwise, what's the use of asking for it?" Mao Xihua continued to click, and threw a bag to each of Zhuo Zhuo and Ouyang Yangze. . "Daughter-in-law, I will go to Heilong with me later, my apprentice is calling me."
Mao Xihua's "daughter-in-law" is Ouyang Yangze, they play a couple in the game.
"Row."
It turns out that it is only right and proper for a master to lead an apprentice... The hidden sword hero who had two eyes cos grasshoppers bouncing around thoughtfully touched his chin.
[Team][Dragon God]: Where are the apprentices?
[Team][Dragon God]: Where are you going?
[Team][Dragon God]: Good apprentice~~
[Team][Little Monk Reboot]: Master, I am here, I just went to wc
[Team][Dragon God]: (slap)
[Team][Dragon God]: Keep up
[Team][Little Monk Reboot]: Here we come
Although he was still a little embarrassed to eat free food, but hearing what Ouyang Yangze and the others said, he felt a little better.
The second round of missions was completed, and the outstanding stupid monk was almost level 24.
[Team][Dragon God]: Go out, don't forget to reset
[Team][Little Monk Rebooting Color]: I remember“_“
As soon as he went out, Zhuoyou didn't realize what was going on at all, his blood bar was already empty...
The author has something to say: In other words, Wo was like the second master at the beginning...did something stupid, and then picked up the two masters←_←PS: The wooden stakes in Shaolin are really hard to jump, and I can’t afford it with my hands~~
☆, Master will avenge you!
I was killed - Zhuoyou reacted belatedly.
"What does the word 'Tu' on the top of the head mean?" Zhuo Zhuo asked in the dormitory.
"The word 'slaughter' means that the person has turned on the slaughter mode, basically he is a ruthless character. If you meet someone who has turned on the slaughter mode, you should stay away." Ouyang Yangze explained to him and warned him.
But I have been killed by him.Zhuoyou complained in his heart.
Not only the excellent monk was killed, but also a group of players outside the dungeon, and the white subtitles on the nearby channels flashed quickly——
[Yun Mofei] said: Damn, if you want to kill people, get away
[Xuanyue] said: TAT how did I get killed
[The law is the same] said: Nima**
……
And so on and so on are all scolding, most of the dungeon entrances are small ones, or large ones with small ones to upgrade, but obviously, those big ones were also killed by the people with the word "slaughter".
Zhuo Liang hesitated whether he would be killed again when he was revived on the spot, when he saw a line of blue words popped up in the channel.
[Team][Dragon God]: Apprentice, Master will take revenge on you
Hey, didn't his master get killed?
Dragon God will be killed so easily, are you kidding me?
The player ID Suifeng with massacre mode on, martial art strategy.Tiance is the only sect in the game that can fight on horseback. It has relatively strong fighting power, and it can run away even if it can’t be beaten.“_“
Tiance VS Hidden Sword, at the same level, with skills and equipment, military masters and military ladies who love PVP will be very painful.Of course, it doesn't mean that Tiance is not as good as Hidden Sword, the key still depends on personal awareness and operation, whether you will use your own advantages to fight against the enemy.If it is used well, Tiance can suppress the hidden sword, and the hidden sword will not become a nightmare for military masters and military ladies.
Obviously, the outstanding master Longshen encountered this military master who did not have the awareness of operating techniques. Even if he had the ability, Dragonshen also had a solution.
The thin skin of the hidden sword couldn't stand up to the good equipment of Dragon God. He operated it neatly and moved quickly, and the blood bar of the soldier who hit at an extremely fast speed dropped straight away.When he was half blood down, Jun Ye ran away on horseback, but Lord Dragon God blocked his way.
Suifeng kicked the iron plate, and after he died, he was still shouting on the spot.
[Suifeng] said: Fuck, Dragon God, why are you here?
[Dragon God] said: bring apprentices
[Suifeng] said: Apprentice?You **** actually accepted an apprentice? ! ! !
[Suifeng] said: Which one is it?
[Dragon God] said: Apprentice, go~
What puzzled Zhuo Liang was that his master knew the person who opened the massacre mode, and judging by the tone of his speech, he should be very familiar.
[Team][Little Monk Rebooting]: Master, you know him
[Team][Dragon God]: Well, I know~
[Team] [Little Monk Reboot]: “_”
[Team][Dragon God]: The copy is reset, ready to enter
[Team] [Little Monk Reboot]: “_”
Two hours later, Zhuo Zhuo's back was sore, his back hurt and his neck was cramping. Looking at his three roommates, they showed no sign of fatigue at all. He really sighed: You are indeed an otaku!
[Team][Dragon God]: Apprentice, I am going to fight as a teacher~
[Team][Little Monk Rebooting Sex]: OK, let’s go
[Team][Dragon God]: Apprentice, you work hard to upgrade
[Team][Dragon God]: Level 45 will take you to Dihua Palace
[Team][Little Monk Rebooting Color]: Good“_“
The dragon god withdrew from the team and flew away with his magic.
Joyo walked around the entrance of the dungeon twice by himself, and he had already reached level 30.
Zhuo Zhuo looked at the time, it was almost six o'clock, he rubbed his belly in protest, and said to his roommate, "It's almost six o'clock, go have dinner."
"Bring me a beef fried rice." Zhu Ziyu said without raising his head.
"I want rice with sliced potatoes and meat." Mao Xihua shouted excitedly.
"I want..." Ouyang Yangze just wanted to order food when he saw Zhuo Zhuo crossed his arms and looked at him with a half-smile.The corner of Ouyang Yangze's mouth twitched, and he said, "Okay, I'll go with you."
When the three of them were obsessed with games before, Zhuoyou always bought meals for him. Especially on weekends, he bought three meals a day. After a long time, the people in the dormitory were always a little embarrassed.So Ouyang Yangze and the three of them made an agreement that in the future, if Zhuoyue buys it, at least one person should go with him.
Ouyang Yangze threw the number aside, took his wallet, and said, "Let's go to the cafeteria."
Although there are one or two girls who "confess" to Excellence every day, his "hero saving the beauty" is already a freshman thing. He is now a junior, and he has calmed down a lot after two years, but that video post is still going on. Put it on top.Excellence means a lot of pressure.
Ouyang Yangze is a Chinese-Russian mixed race, 185cm tall, with deep facial features, gray-blue eyes, and dark brown hair.Using Mao Xihua's words, even Pan An felt ashamed once he was released.
Ouyang Yangze's appearance is foreigner, Zhuoyou is a standard oriental face, very handsome, 177cm tall.In terms of looks alone, Zhuoyou did not lose to Ouyang Yangze, but his stature... Zhuoyou was 177 cm tall, 8 centimeters shorter than Ouyang Yangze, so he received less attention.
"Second Master, what level are you?" Zhuo Zhuo and Ouyang Yangze came to the cafeteria, and they also ordered food in the cafeteria.
"Like 30." Zhuo Zhuo thought for a while and replied.
"30? I thought it would be good if you could reach 20 at most." Ouyang Yangze joked.
Zhuoyou glanced at him contemptuously, "I ran in Kongwu Peak in one afternoon, and I don't know how many times I ran." Thinking of those white snows and those winding roads, he couldn't help but feel dizzy. The egg hurts, and even after giving birth to a wave, never enter Kongwufeng again, no, it is the urge not to enter the game.
"With the guidance of the master, you can level up quickly." Ouyang Yangze took a sip of the tomato and egg drop soup (actually, tomatoes mixed with water) provided for free in the cafeteria, "Is your master a woman?"
"male."
"Female playing male number?"
"Where did you find out that he played with a girl?" Zhuo Zhuo wondered.
"If you're not a girl, why did he lead you to work so hard?" Ouyang Yangze was very curious.
Zhuo Liang played with his chopsticks, and said contemptuously, "Do you think everyone likes to bring girls to upgrade just like you?"
"What's wrong with bringing a girl, is it the right way to bring a girl?" Ouyang Yangze snorted twice, "I think your master is a girl. By the way, what school does he play?"
"Zang Jian." Zhuo Liang couldn't call out all the sects now, but the one carrying an epee and a light sword was undoubtedly Tibetan Jian.
"How's the technology?" Ouyang Yangze regretted it when he asked. Any full-level player can quickly beat the opponent in Kongwu Peak, let alone the very yellow and violent little yellow chicken (Zangjian).
Therefore, what Ouyang Yangze regretted was asking this question now, and Zhuo Liang couldn't answer why.
"Didn't I ask you about the person with the word 'Tu' on his head?" The outstanding oyster mushroom and egg rice bowl was served, and the strong smell made him elated, "That person was killed by my master. "
Ouyang Yangze was stunned for a moment, "What occupation is that person?"
"Riding on a horse." Zhuo Liang still couldn't tell Tiance.
"Tiance... a little bit better at hiding swords can overwhelm Tiance." Ouyang Yangze said something casually and didn't continue... His meal came.
……
In the evening, as soon as Zhuoyue read the book, Mao Xihua shouted at the top of his voice.
"Second Master, get on the game quickly, I have completed the mission today, and I will take you to level up." Mao Xihua was in high spirits.
Zhuo Liang had already gone to bed, and looked down at Mao Xihua from the bed.
Their dormitory is a four-person room with four beds. All the beds are upper bunks, and the bottom is a desk, which is more convenient for students to study, and it is also convenient to use a desktop computer.
"I don't want to play." He really didn't have much interest in the game, and he was bored just running around to pick up tasks.
"Why not, hurry up and play the game, there will be a lot of fun when you reach level 80." Mao Xihua ran to Zhuoyue's bed, took the initiative to turn it on for him, and then looked at him expectantly.
"I lost to you..." Zhuo Liang threw the book aside and got off the bed - jumped off directly.
Within two seconds, there was a roar from downstairs: "Second Master Zhuo, can you calm down, the building is about to collapse!!!"
Excellence didn't hurt or itch, he got off the bed, the ladders were all decorations, and everyone downstairs should have gotten used to it long ago.
"Hey, Second Master, if you continue to dance like this, no one of us will know when there will be an earthquake." Mao Xihua smiled wretchedly.
Joyo pulled out his chair and sat down, "Don't worry, I can throw you all downstairs, it's definitely faster than escaping."
"Are you sure you're not murdering for money?" Ouyang Yangze turned his head and asked.
Zhuo Zhuo pinched Ouyang Yangze's chin, and said with a smile: "Honey, actually I would rather rob money and sex."
"It's disgusting, don't you understand his intentions?" Ouyang Yangze raised his orchid fingers, raised his voice, and gave him a coquettish wink.
"Daughter-in-law, are you abandoning me?" Mao Xihua leaned over pitifully.
In the boys' dormitory, there are many people who are verbally teasing like Zhuo Zhuo and the others, but most of them are just joking, and there are actually not many people in the dormitory that are as high (nasty) as Zhuo Zhuo and the others.
"Enough is enough for you, if you howl again, I'll throw you all downstairs!" Zhu Ziyu broke out successfully, listening to their funny conversation, the goosebumps rose and fell, and fell again.
Zhu Ziyu was the only person in Zhuo Zhuo's dormitory who was relatively rigid and had always played the role of the boss, so he became the target of pranks by the other three.Among them is the use of numbness to make the expressions of the bosses richer.
But they didn't play too much. If the bosses got angry, this tall northern man would definitely throw them downstairs.
Zhuo Liang reluctantly joined the game, Ouyang Yangze said: "Second Lord, have you joined the guild yet?"
"Guild?" Zhuoyue was a little puzzled, "I remember that when I came out of Xinshou Village, there seemed to be news, but I refused. Why, do you want to join a guild?"
"Joining a guild will do daily work, you have a lot of experience, you can make money, and it is convenient to complete tasks. There are also major wars and offensive and defensive battles. Basically, you can find people in the guild." The old god Mao Xihua said, "Second Master, come join our guild, I Let the leader invite you."
"Your gang has too much hatred, is it because you want the second child to join your gang to send him to death?" Zhuzi Yu asked lazily.
"Our gang has a lot of hatred, which shows that our gang is strong." Mao Xihua and Ouyang Yangze are in the Haoqi League (Note ①) gang, and Zhu Ziyu is in the Wicked Valley camp. Both gangs are ranked high. And still hostile.
Zhuo Zhuo wanted to say that he was not really interested in joining the guild, but his master sent a message——
[Dragon God] said quietly: Apprentice, come to master's gang?
The author has something to say: Is there any message for Huahua, crying loudly/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~
☆, the IQ of the apprentice is very clumsy!
That's what Longshenwen asked, but the invitation to join the gang has already been sent.
Zhuoyou hesitated for a while but still accepted, there will be newcomers in the guild and all kinds of advertisement chats are green words.
[Guild][No sugar in the pocket]: Welcome newcomers (flowers) (flowers)
[Guild][Five Poisons]: Welcome newcomers (flowers) (flowers) (flowers)
[Guild][I can't let you go]: Where is the newcomer, come out and show my brother (shy)
[Guild][Peak God of War]: Newcomers are rough, let’s tease my brother first (thieves laugh)
[Association][Mengmeng comes into the bowl]: (angry) Maomao, you are not a woman
[Guild][Peak God of War]: *, I am a man! ! !
[Guild][Peak God of War]: GUN
[Guild][No sugar in the pocket]: Wait for Baabaa to kick you off
[Guild][Peak God of War]: Cut, my wife won’t kick me off (insidious)
[Guild][Sheep bleating]: Newcomers are scared away by you (angry)
[Guild][Dragon God]: You wolves, don't bully my apprentice, or beat you~
[Guild][Five Poisons]: Damn, boss, you really accepted apprentices? (scare)
[Association][Mengmeng comes into the bowl]: When Suifeng said it, I thought he was joking...
[Guild][Peak God of War]: Boss apprentice, hurry up, let's see which girl the boss has hooked up with again (insidious) (insidious) (insidious)
Joyo is really happy to watch the gang chat, he is not in a hurry to join it, because he is still tinkering with the gang chat channel ==
The system messages swiped off the screen over and over again, but the guild members continued to swipe and chat relentlessly—because Zhuoyou didn't know that he could create a new channel for guild information.
Peak God of War mobilized the atmosphere in the guild very well, and there were many people shouting after him. In the blink of an eye, almost everyone was calling the apprentice of Dragon God.
[Guild][Dragon God]: Apprentice, don’t be shy, come out and say hello to everyone~~
[Guild][Peak God of War]: Boss, did you hook up with some girl, so shy! ! !
[Association][Little Monk Reboot]: Maomao“_“
With a sound of "boom", Zhuo Zhuo was shocked——Mao Xihua fell off the stool.
"Maomao, what are you doing?" Ouyang Yangze and Zhu Ziyu were taken aback by him, Zhu Ziyu got off the chair and helped him up.
Mao Xihua looked shocked, he pointed at Zhuoyou, "You you you you" "You" it took a long time before he recovered his voice, "Second Master, have you joined our gang?"
Zhuo Zhuo and Ouyang Yangze looked contemptuous, Ouyang Yangze said: "Just join a guild, why are you so excited, it's embarrassing."
Mao Xihua ignored his sarcasm, and asked Zhuo Zhuo: "Second Master, don't tell me that your master is our boss!"
"I don't know if it's the boss, but his ID is Dragon God." Zhuoyou glanced at the chat channel, brushing the words so fast that he didn't even have time to read them.
His answer made Mao Xihua extremely black, and also made Ouyang Yangze's eyes widen: their boss actually accepted apprentices?This is not the point, the point is that their boss is accepting Second Master Zhuo! ! !
"Second master, the boss is calling you, look at the guild." Ouyang Yangze's ability to accept is relatively quick, so the boss of the guild accepts an apprentice, and their second master Zhuo has lost a master. Although it is a bit of a coincidence, it is just a game What won't happen here?
[Guild][Dragon God]: Apprentice~~
[Guild][Dragon God]: Apprentice, where are you going~~
[Guild Guild][Little Monk Rebooting]: Went chatting with roommates“_“
[Guild][Mengmeng comes into the bowl]: Boss, your apprentice is really a master (hate it)
[Association][Five Poisons]: Is it swollen, the master is so cute (smile) (smile) (smile)
[Guild][Yueguanghan]: Am I the only one who pays attention to the boss's heavy taste? =皮=
[Association][Witch Sakura]: You are not alone
[Guild][Yaofeng]: You are not alone +1
[Association][Little Monk Rebooting]: “_”
[Association][Feng Yinxian Song]: Big wet, seek double cultivation (shy)
[Guild Society][Sheep Baa]: Lao Feng, you are not afraid of double cultivation with people every day.“_“
[Association][Feng Yinxian Song]: The face of death (shy)
[Guild][Peak God of War]: Laofeng, you go, don't disgust my wife (hate)
[Association][Fantasy twisting fingers]: You two couples are here to show their affection again (saliva)
[Gang Guild][Five Poisons]: Hey, I got off topic, where is the boss and Da Shi?
[Association][Mengmeng comes into the bowl]: 9494, Dashi, are you still there? ? ?
[Association][Little monk quits sex]: Little monk is here~
[Guild][Five Poisons]: Pfft
[Guild] [No sugar in the pocket]: Puff +1
[Gang Guild][Feng Yinxian Song]: Dashi came to double practice with him, she is a cute loli Xiuxiu (wink)(wink)(wink)
[Association][Little Monk Rebooting Sex]: Little Monk, I’m sorry, girl loli~~
"Pfft, Second Master, now I find that your name is too individual." Ouyang Yangze laughed out loud.
Mao Xihua also laughed and knocked on the table, "Little monk, quitting sex, little monk, quitting sex, puhaha... Lao Feng must have a dark face now, the second master rejected him so bluntly!!!"
"Maomao, you didn't take drugs today, did you?" Zhuo Liang really didn't think it was funny.
"I took some medicine today, but the dose is not enough." Ouyang Yangze replied for Mao Xihua, and said, "Second Master, don't say you know us in the gang."
"Why? Not only do we know each other, but we are also roommates." Zhuo Zhuo said.
"Hey, second master, you don't know that. In fact, the goat has been playing as a woman until now. If you say you are roommates with us, won't you expose him as a man?" Mao Xihua smiled treacherously.
Zhu Ziyu snorted twice, "Perhaps the second child said that you are roommates, and he would think that you have been playing games as a woman playing as a man."
"Damn, you don't look like a woman!!!" Mao Xihua frowned.
"Lord is my title, don't take it away." Zhuo Zhuo reminded, also, you look more like a woman when you blow your hair.
As for why Ouyang Yangze plays games with female characters... Zhuoyou didn't know until a long time ago that when Ouyang Yangze was playing another account, he was entangled by a man. Touch that number.Of course, these are all things for later, and we will not discuss them for the time being.
……
Zhuo Liang's master, Longshen, went somewhere, and the gang stopped. Even if it didn't stop, Zhuo Liang didn't continue watching.
Mao Xihua and Ouyang Yangze took Zhuoyue to do the task, because Zhuoyue called Mao Xihua in the gang before, and everyone knew his nickname was Mao Mao, so Mao Xihua lied and said they were friends.In fact, it is not a lie, they were originally friends.
It must be a matter of course to bring a friend to do mission upgrades, and it is also reasonable to call your own wife and daughter together.
"Second Master, the daily life of martial arts and teahouses is the easiest. Leaving aside the daily life of martial arts, you can get one hundred gold for a daily trip to the teahouse." Mao Xihua said, "Do you still keep the coarse cloth that I told you about before?"
Zhuoyou opened his backpack and looked at it, and said, "Yes, but not many."
"late
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