[Sword Three] Little monk quits sex
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Book Title: [Sword Three] The Little Monk Quits Sex
Author: Sang Feiyu
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Walking in Jiansan, you will be picked up by the master at any time, and the master also has various things...
[Dragon God]: Obedient disciple, obey the master~
[Small Monk Rebooting]: Monks rebooting“_“
[Dragon God]: You are not abstaining from female sex, you are not abstaining from male sex~
[Little Monk Reboots]: When I meet you, I quit “_”
[Dragon God]: Disciple, this is forcing Master to kill you until you agree~
[Little Monk Restrains Sex]: Twisted melons are not sweet —_“
[Dragon God]: Your master has always been very pornographic and violent~~
[Little monk quits sex]: (slap)
PS:
1. This article is 1V1, easy to face, no abuse, clean bamboo and bamboo!
2. CP: Rebooting big wet shou VS very pornographic and violent little yellow chicken gong, please read this article gong shou, this article really has gong shou! ! !
3. This article seems to focus on JQ, supplemented by games, and the figures of big battles, offensive and defensive battles, and JJC magic horses are rare.Another: Yusang is a rookie, BUG welcome to point out, this hole is purely itchy, fingers→_←
Content tags: strong, strong, special liking, sum made in heaven
Search keywords: Protagonist: Zhuo Zhuo (Little Monk Jie Se)┃Supporting role: Long Shaoting (Dragon God)┃Others: Sword Three, online games
☆, Erye, let's play together!
After checking the translation of the last sentence, Joyo saved the document, compressed it according to the client's requirements, and sent it to the client offline.
I'm so busy after work!After the deal was completed, he would have a large sum of money in his account. Thinking of his small coffers getting fuller and fuller, he couldn't hide the smile on the handsome young man's face.
Once Zhuo Liang was happy, he went to the balcony to stretch and do kicking exercises to relieve his slightly stiff body.
"Second Master, have you finished translating?" Seeing that he was relaxed, Mao Xihua raised his head and asked quietly.
"Well, it's over." Zhuoyou was very happy, and said proudly: "The money has been remitted, and I invite you to go to Sichuan Taste."
Taste of Sichuan is a restaurant not far from K University. The four people in Zhuoyue Dormitory went there once, and they were completely fascinated by the dishes cooked by their chef, although the price is a little expensive.
Just as Mao Xihua wanted to agree, he heard Ouyang Yangze say in his usual lazy tone: "There is no rush to eat, do you know how much sacrifice we have made in order to accommodate you and give you a quiet environment to translate?"
"SO?" Joyo asked.
"Second Master, don't tell me that you forgot what you promised us, if you dare to answer yes..." Ouyang Yangze's eyes suddenly brightened, no matter how you look at it, it's dangerous.
"Isn't it just for playing games? Master already downloaded and installed them yesterday." Zhuozhuo lifted his chin proudly, but thinking of the game that took him a whole day to install for half an hour, he felt a little bit ballsy depressed.
Zhuoyou is a student of the Foreign Language Department of K University. Unlike the three roommates who love online games, he spends his spare time in clubs (hip-hop clubs) and takes orders for translation. It’s not that he lacks money, but he just finds something for himself. do it.
The task he took last week was more important and required a relatively quiet environment. The sound of his roommates tapping on the keyboard must be interference, so Zhu Ziyu, the boss of the dormitory, proposed an unequal treaty—the three of them An internet-addicted teenager doesn't bother him until he finishes work, but after work, he has to join the game.
Zhuoyou readily agreed at that time. Their professional exams were very early, but they had to wait for the whole school to release them for the holidays. He also had to find something to do in the past half a month.
the most important is……
"Zhao Zhuo, I like you!!!" Downstairs in the dormitory, every day, a girl would shout this towards the upstairs.
The administrator of the boys' dormitory: "Girl, get out, get out, this is the boys' dormitory, ladies stop!"
All the girls in the foreign language department of K University know that there is a boy in the college. His name is Zhuo Zhuo, the most common name among people with the surname Zhuo. He is very handsome. He is one of the school girls of K University. He can taekwondo, he can also be a hero to save the beauty...
Zhuoyou is a low-key good boy. Although he is very cool in hip-hop dancing, he wears a hood and sunglasses, so no one can see his real appearance.If you want to say why the whole school knows about him, you can only blame him for being a cheap "hero to save the beauty" once.It just so happened that the video was taken by someone passing by and posted on the school's bbs—he didn't wear sunglasses that day, so he was recognized by others.
Since ancient times, beautiful women love heroes, especially handsome heroes.
I don't know when, there are always a few girls "passing" downstairs in the boys' dormitory. The boys' dormitory is at the easternmost side of the school, not close to the teaching building, cafeteria and girls' dormitory.
The most frequently asked by girls is the word "excellence", and there are also groups of girls who come to brush excellence, and it is nothing new to confess loudly downstairs in the dormitory.
As a result, not only the girls in the school knew Xiaocao Zhuoyou from the foreign language department, but also the boys in the school had basically heard of his name.This is also the reason why Zhuo Liang dared not go to the library.
"Second Master, you say you're gay, why do you want to occupy so many girls?!" Mao Xihua slapped the table angrily.
Zhuoyou glanced at him calmly, turned on the computer, and said slowly, "No way, I'm just very charming." After a pause, he added: "Actually, I'm also very stressed..."
"I @#¥%¥%..." Mao Xihua spat out a series of Martian language, completely incompatible with his delicate appearance.
"Maomao, calm down, no matter how attractive he is, he won't be able to be hard on women." Ouyang Yangze picked his nostrils indistinctly.
excellence:"……"
Zhuzi Yu, the boss of the dormitory, danced happily on the keyboard with his fingers, and said to Zhuoyou without raising his head: "Second brother, hurry up and register for the game."
"Old Pig, do you dare not call me that?" Zhuo Zhuo gave him a sideways look.
The four people in their dormitory are arranged according to age, the eldest, the second, the third, and the fourth. Zhu Ziyu is one year older than the other three, so he is the eldest. Zhuo Zhuo, Mao Xihua and Ouyang Yangze are the same age, but Zhuo Ziyu is in February He was born older than both Mao Xihua and Ouyang Yangze, so he became the second child.In addition, Ouyang Yangze is the third child and Mao Xihua is the fourth child.
The four of them still called each other that way a few days ago, but every time they called Zhuo Zhuo Er, the others would hold back their laughter, so everyone called them nicknames.
Zhuzi Yu is nicknamed Laozhu, Ouyang Yangze is nicknamed Goat, Mao Xihua is nicknamed Mao Mao, Caterpillar, and Bug. Zhuoyou has no nicknames, so he has always been the "second child", feeling extremely aggrieved.
Until one day when he went to the school bbs as a hero to save the beauty, Ouyang Yangze, who was browsing the bbs, knocked "Second Master" on it in a moment of surprise, and Zhuoyue got his first nickname—Second Master.
Only Zhuzi Yu always called him the second child.
"I can't help it, I'm used to it." Zhu Ziyu shrugged, keeping his eyes on the screen.
Joyo has opened the game window, selects the server, enters, and enters the account and password to log in.
"Press Esc to skip the title animation." Ouyang Yangze sat back to back with Zhuoyue, and he could see the screen of Zhuoyue just by turning around.
Excellence skipped the opening animation, and then came out with body type selection.
Jiansan (Jianxia Qingyuan III) has three body types, male, female, and lolita. Zhuoyue chose a normal man without even thinking about it.
But Jiansan currently has nine occupations, except for Qixiu, the other eight sects all recruit men.
Zhuoyue didn't know much about martial art occupations, let alone what skill effects corresponded to what martial arts.
"Goat, Maomao, what career should I choose?" Zhuo Liang couldn't make up his mind, so he asked his roommates.
"Didn't I tell you at the time, we lack T, you choose T profession." Mao Xihua tapped his fingers vigorously on the keyboard, and replied casually.
"I said... don't you know that I have never played games, Second Master?" Zhuo Zhuo said unhurriedly, looking at the three roommates who jumped into the game after receiving the amnesty.
This is the first time he has come into contact with online games, where does he know about T professions?
Zhuzi Yu took the time to give him a supercilious look, "Don't you know that there is a creature called Du Niang?" Wouldn't you ask Du Niang if you have any questions?
"Master thinks Du Niang is not as flexible as you," Zhuo Yue folded his arms around his chest, "If you don't say it, I won't play it..."
Before he finished speaking, an arm came across his neck, and Zhuoyue used his hand to block it habitually, preventing Ouyang Yangze from strangling his neck directly.
"If you don't play, today our three brothers will strip you naked and throw you to the gate of the girls' dormitory." Ouyang Yangze's voice was cold and cold.
"That's a good idea, I agree!" Mao Xihua took two shots with his hands. After just a few moments of effort, half of his blood was eaten by the big boss, and the teammates in the group were all roaring.
Zhuoyou really didn't want to say "you three together can't beat me", lest it hurt the pride of the brothers.
"The network speed of the school, do you have the nerve to ask me to ask Du Niang?" Zhuo Zhuo took Ouyang Yangze's hand away.
The campus network is really annoying!This is a truth, covering 90.00% of schools.
Ouyang Yangze and the others stopped talking, the campus network is slow and unstable... They should really be glad that they are playing Jiansan, otherwise if they change the game or the server, they may be unable to take care of themselves.Wouldn't it be cruel to go to the website to search while playing the game?
"You can figure it out for yourself, choose what you like, and tell us your ID after the selection." Zhu Ziyu said, anyway, he doesn't expect Zhuoyue to be a master once he makes a move.
Zhuoyou curled his lips and began to study the figures of the sect.
There are currently nine schools in Jiansan: Tiance, Chunyang, Qixiu, Wanhua, Cangjian, Tangmen, Shaolin, Mingjiao, and Wudu.
Among the nine sects, Qixiu only recruits female disciples, and Shaolin only recruits male disciples—the tradition of Shaolin Temple.
Zhuoyue hurriedly glanced over, and didn't seriously look at the advantages and disadvantages of each school. After half a minute, he had already finalized the school-Shaolin.
Both male and female characters will have appearance choices when creating characters. Zhuoyo stared at the five hairstyle options for a long time, but couldn't find the one he wanted, so he asked, "Why do monks have long hair?"
"You choose a monk?" Zhu Ziyu turned around and asked.
"Ah."
"Second Master, are you not afraid that the monk will lose his value?" Mao Xihua asked, "Monk San Jian can't get married in the game."
"I know, monks have nothing to say about their arrogance, I understand." Zhuo Zhuo said indifferently.
"It's not easy to form a monk, and it's not easy to operate." Ouyang Yangze moved behind him, and put his hand on his shoulder casually, "I said, second master, you know we lack a T, you didn't mean to be demanding in operation The monk is holding us back?"
"Go, am I the kind of narrow-minded person?" Zhuoyue chose the hairstyle again, "You haven't told me why monks still have hairstyles?"
Ouyang Yangze was speechless, "You are just a novice when you enter now, you have to reach the fifteenth level of the entry school, when you enter Shaolin at the fifteenth level, the abbot will shave you, you can rest assured."
"It turns out that you have to enter the sect to be shaved!" Zhuoyou suddenly realized.
Mao Xihua looked at him contemptuously, "Or do you think Shaolin would accept you so easily?"
Zhuoyou didn't answer, and he didn't bother to change hairstyles and clothes one by one. He just used the most original image. When entering the character name, he lost "Ding Erye" without thinking, and the result was a reminder that the character name has already been used. Used.Zhuoyou raised his eyebrows and continued to lose. He lost a few times in a row because someone had already used it, and he couldn't take his English name.
In the end, Joyo typed four words and miraculously entered the game.
Little, Monk, Caution, Lust!
The author has something to say: hand owes to open pits, ball collection, ball flowers, all kinds of balls~~ PS: This article should not be long (Wo will try not to write long, make a fist!!!)
☆, the player named Xiaoseng rebooting sex!
A man in the lowest-grade cloth shirt appeared in Novice Village - Daoxiang Village.
"How do I move forward? Isn't there automatic pathfinding?" Joyo asked his roommate. He had never played online games before, but he also knew that online games had automatic pathfinding.
"I remember there is a novice guide as soon as you enter the Novice Village, Er Ye, don't you even read it?" Ouyang Yangze responded casually.
Jiansan does not have automatic pathfinding, the basic operation key is WSAD, corresponding to the keyboard ↑←↓→, Zhuoyue tried WASD, not used to it, replaced it with the up, down, left, and right keys, and it feels okay.
"Who am I going to find?" Joyo asked again after finding a way to move forward and back.
Mao Xihua almost fell off the stool when he heard the words, he turned his head to look at Zhuoyou with black lines, and said, "Second Master, did you do it on purpose?"
Any game will have a novice guide when it first enters Novice Village, okay? As long as you have a little IQ, literate, and are not disabled, you can understand the pictures and get started.
Excellence is pure laziness, and he has turned off the guidance.
"Forget you, stay where you are, I'll build a trumpet to take you." Mao Xihua had no choice but to say hello to his teammates and get off the line.
Jiansan can create three characters with one account. Mao Xihua's original account is Tangmen, and there is also a trumpet dedicated to combining stones. Now the third space comes in handy.
"Second Lord, what's your name, I'll add you." Mao Xihua was familiar with choosing an image, creating an account, and entering the game in one go.
"Pfft... little monk rebooting???" Before Zhuoyue could speak, Ouyang Yangze, who turned to look at his ID, almost bumped his head against the screen.
Excellence pushes Ouyang Yangze away contemptuously. In fact, Jiansanli has all kinds of weird names, and Excellence's choice is a little bit... □ nothing more.
"Second boy, are you showing off?" Zhu Ziyu asked coldly.
"I originally wanted to give the Buddhist name "Ji Se", but someone has already used this name." Zhuo Zhuo said helplessly.
There is still a difference between the little monk’s Dharma name and the little monk’s rebooting sex... there is still a difference in essence.
"Master Rebooting, I've added you!" Mao Xihua heard his roaring joyfully, "Come here, Master Rebooting, we form a team, you click and I follow, when you see the golden scroll, click to accept the task .”
Zhuoyouquan didn't hear Mao Xihua's schadenfreude tone. He operated the up, down, left, and right keys very unskillfully to run behind Mao Xihua's character. He probably had a handicap, so every time he turned a corner, he either accidentally ran poorly, or Just running too far, provoking Mao Xihua to keep roaring in the dormitory.
After a while, Zhuo Zhuo asked, "Maomao, why are you running so fast?"
Mao Xihua: I knew it! ! !
"Double-click W or the double-up button, the space will jump." Ouyang Yangze told him "Qinggong" with a blank face, but Li Fu (Note ①) is actually just a display, isn't it?
"Pay attention to the energy value when using lightness kung fu, which is the green gauge next to the blood gauge. If the energy value is zero, then... How can I die by you?" Before Mao Xihua could finish speaking, someone in the team had the blood gauge It's empty.
"I didn't pay attention to the strength value you mentioned, I fell to my death." Excellence replied calmly.
"!@#¥%..." Mao Xihua broke out a lot of Martian language, of course, only he himself knew what it meant.
Half an hour later, after making countless jokes and dying several times, the rebooting master finally boarded the carriage leaving Daoxiang Village.
"Thank you, Mao Mao." Zhu Ziyu got up and poured water, and patted Mao Xihua who was lying on the keyboard in a puddle of mud.
Mao Xihua didn't want to talk anymore, even if he knew that Zhuo Liang had never played online games before, the hand feeling wouldn't be any better, but it's weird that his hands are so disabled, right?He wondered, Daoxiang Village didn't have any high mountains, how could he fall to his death more than 20 times?
Mao Xihua scratched his head and never imagined that Zhuoyou would fall to his death so many times. It was because he deliberately practiced light kung fu techniques, but every time he fell to his death because of lack of strength.
"Second brother, press the space or cloud before landing." Zhu Ziyu kindly reminded me.
"He probably hasn't learned Xiaoyun yet, wait until he learns." Ouyang Yangze said lazily.
Zhuo Liang didn't pay attention to their conversation, just asked: "Isn't I going to Shaolin to get my ordination now?" Why did I come to Luoyang?
The other three people in the dormitory had black lines all over their heads, and each of them roared in their hearts: Do you really want to become a monk so much?
No matter what the roommates are muttering in their hearts, in short, they are so outstanding that they hang around in the outskirts of Luoyang City. When they reach the fifteenth level, they go to the sect to find the abbot to shave...
To be honest, Zhuoyou really felt bored, and basically just accepted tasks, ran, killed monsters, and handed in tasks. What made him even more depressed was that occasionally he could submit several tasks in a row, one in the east and one in the west.
"You should be glad you didn't go outside Chang'an city, otherwise you will hate Jiansan." Ouyang Yangze said lazily.
Zhuoyou curled his lips and said, "I'm not interested in playing now...Whoever of you will help me kill monsters, I'm dead."
Although the novice's attack is not high, it is more than enough to deal with monsters of level 23, [-], and [-] in the wild.For a player like Zhuoyue who is more handicapped than a rookie, his roommates have nothing to say.
Ouyang Yangze drove his Wanhua big milk to rescue him, although he cut Huajianyou (Note ②), but the healing amount is more than enough to heal a little novice.
"Goat, do you have the nerve to laugh at me? Your name and this image..." I don't know if I look at it, but... I smile.
Ouyang Yangze has a myriad of sects, with a body shape... Lolita.This is not the point, the point is his ID—sheep bleating.
"Hey, Second Master, don't underestimate our big tit, he is the top ten high-end tit in our server, with him, no matter PVP (Note ③) or PVE, you don't have to worry about it." Mao Xihua said without hesitation Compliment your roommate.
"Well, is it?" Zhuo Liang didn't care, and didn't envy him at all. He didn't even know what PVP and PVE were, but this little lolita's body... Obviously Wanhua has a male body type to choose from, okay?
Ouyang Yangze didn't bother to tell him so much, not only Jiansan, almost every online game has men playing with women and women playing with men, anyway, no one knows anyone across the network.
Besides, no one stipulates that men must play male numbers, right?
With the help of Ouyang Yangze, Zhuoyou did the task without any effort. Of course, running still made him very tangled, especially since he saw every road as the same and got lost from time to time.
But the saddest thing is not the person responsible for the mission, Zhuo Liang, but Ouyang Yangze who has been running with him.When there are tasks of picking grass and picking up grass, Zhuoyue passes through the monster, but he goes directly to pick it up, and Ouyang Yangze has to deal with the aftermath for him later.Although they are all low-level monsters, the feeling of completely acting as a super nanny is still very helpless, okay?
"I'm level 15, can I go to martial arts?" Joyo asked his roommate enthusiastically as soon as he reached level [-].
"Second brother, I didn't mean you, you just want to become a monk so much?" Zhu Ziyu gave him an idiot look.
"Let's not talk about whether you are a monk or not, second uncle, why are you killing monsters so slowly, do you have no skills?" Ouyang Yangze was very puzzled, turned his head to look under Zhuoyou's computer, and his eyes immediately protruded—the skill bar There are only two bare skills in it.
"I'll wipe it, second child, what a mess, don't you even learn skills?" Ouyang Yangze jumped up from the chair, wanting to strangle Zhuoyue, "And your clothes, did you change them? Clothes?" While speaking, he had already grabbed Joyo's mouse and clicked on his backpack.
I saw a few scattered mission rewards in the backpack, and he was wearing the same one he wore when he entered Novice Village.He must be highly myopic so he couldn't see that Zhuo Liang hadn't changed his clothes from beginning to end.
Zhuo Zhuo, on the other hand, was a little surprised when he saw the backpack opened, "I didn't know what happened to this thing when it jumped out before, but I dropped it. I didn't expect it to be a so-called backpack!"
Ouyang Yangze & Mao Xihua & Zhuzi Yu: "..."
Ouyang Yangze patiently told him some basic things with a cold face, such as backpacks, maps and so on.Then he went back to the city and got some twelve and fourteen grid backpacks for him to press.
"In addition to equipment and medicines, there are some gray items that you can drop when fighting monsters. You can sell gray items for money, although not much." Nanny Ouyang continued to explain, "If your backpack is full, throw away gray items. Items, or find a merchant to sell." Then, he told Zhuoyue about repairing equipment and "repurchase" sales from merchants.
"Also, don't sell the coarse cloth dropped by beating humanoid monsters." Zhu Ziyu also added.
"Why?" Excellence asked.
"It will be useful in the future, and it can be sold for money." Ouyang Yangze said.
"Oh, I see." Zhuo Zhuo nodded.
The students were very serious and obedient, Ouyang Yangze quietly heaved a sigh of relief.However, if Zhuoyue Children’s Shoes really knows, only he himself knows ╮(╯▽╰)╭
Under the guidance of Ouyang Yangze, Zhuoyue gave up all the tasks with little experience, and then found a sect to pick him up, and teleported to the sect.
As soon as he entered the sect, the background music changed, and it became in line with the solemnity of Shaolin, which made Zhuo Zhuo feel proud all of a sudden.But when he saw his ID, he suddenly felt guilty again.
This name...is it too deviant and insulting to Buddhism?
"Should I change my name?" Zhuoyou asked the roommates very seriously.
"Pfft..." Mao Xihua poured all his water into the display screen, and he was so scared that he quickly took a few tissues from Zhuzi Yu's desk to wipe them.
Ouyang Yangze also had black hair, "Whatever name you change, your name is good." Even if he was killed, he didn't want to walk around with Zhuoyue, besides, this name would definitely be molested by many girls!Ouyang Yangze smiled unkindly.
Zhuo Zhuo thought about it, but he didn't create a new account - he hated to make another trip, he was too tired.
After accepting the two tasks, Zhuo Zhuo, under the guidance of Ouyang Yangze, went to the abbot Master Xuanzheng to be ordained.
Before becoming a monk, the abbot asked a few questions, such as love, hate, hatred, etc., and Zhuoyue swept them away. When the sign of joining the Shaolin School appeared and asked the abbot to shave, Zhuoyue was excited and clicked without hesitation. .
Two seconds later, the fresh Shaolin monk "Little Monk Resisting Color" came out——
Note ①:
Li Fu: The NPC who teaches Qinggong in Daoxiang Village seems to be a handsome guy.
PS: I saw him on several maps later, and I still have a task to find him, and I am very troubled ╮(╯﹏╰)╭
Note②:
Journey Between Flowers: One of Ten Thousand Flowers’ Internal Skills.
Tens of thousands of flowers among flowers: passing among thousands of flowers, not a single leaf sticks to the body.As the most difficult sect to control among the five sects, Huajian Wanhua has achieved the ultimate level of softness over rigidity with her elegant body skills, dexterous positioning, and explosive attacks.
Lijing Wanhua: Skillful hand and kind heart, unrivaled healing ability, is the soul figure in team battles.Correspondingly, learning to control the consumption of internal energy has become a necessary ability for Jiuzhen Wanhua.
Note ③:
PVP: Usually refers to the English abbreviation of PlayerVSPlayer, which means player versus player, that is, an interactive competition formed by one player attacking another player.To put it simply, people beat people o(╯□╰)o
PVE: The abbreviation of PlayerVSEnvironment, that is, the player vs the environment.I have always understood it as the next book o(╯□╰)o
The author has something to say: Have you ever seen the online game Didi Children's Shoes?Yu Sang said that it was a great honor to take his friends to play Jiansan. He couldn't find NPCs, he couldn't fight monsters, he couldn't use light skills, and he fell into the water and drowned... There are all kinds of hardships! ! ! ! PS: Press the claws too! ! !
☆. In fact, Shaolin is very cheating!
What does Shaolin play?
Reporting to the kitchen, carrying water, binding firewood, picking vegetables, watering, etc...
Zhuo Zhuo Sen Sen's egg hurts.
There is a time limit for basic Shaolin kungfu, and running to fetch water from a waterfall several miles away in the game also requires an excellent internet speed that is not too slow. waste time.
Carrying water is still a relatively simple task given by NPC Master Hui Lin. After carrying water, Master Hui Lin gave the task of binding firewood.
Zhuo Liang now knows how to use light work. It is not difficult to climb over a wall, and binding firewood... He thought it would be not difficult.There is a lot of firewood, just pick it up a few times.The task required a total of three bundles of firewood, each with ten pieces of firewood. Zhuoyou gathered more than thirty pieces of firewood in less than 2 minutes, and tied them with ropes.
However, it's not over yet.
The completion of the action of binding firewood does not mean that the task of collecting firewood is over.
When Joyo submitted, Hui Lin failed the inspection and shook his head at him.He thought something was wrong, so he took over the task again.
This time, Zhuo Liang was more serious. Basically, a pile of firewood on the ground could pick up 7-9 sticks of firewood, and he had picked up [-] sticks of firewood four times.Then he opened the bundle with a rope and saw three complete bundles of firewood appearing in his backpack before going back to submit the task.In the middle, because I didn't grasp the distance well, I hung it on the courtyard wall for about ten seconds ==
Hui Lin shook his head and sighed at him again, Zhuo Zhuo also made a long face.Three bundles of firewood, each with ten sticks, how could he be wrong?
Zhuo Liang really doesn't believe in this evil. Although his math grades are mediocre, he is definitely not reduced to the point where he can't even count.
During the third bundling of firewood, Zhuoyou deliberately slowed down this time, and counted carefully, making sure that there were definitely more than [-] firewood, so he packed them one by one.
After handing over the task through the wall, Zhuo Liang thought, if it doesn't work this time, he will complain.
Unfortunately, his threats in his heart didn't work. Master Hui Lin still shook his head and sighed, his mission failed.
[Dragon God] said quietly: Have you seen the mission requirements clearly?
Just when Excellence was about to complain, a purple message flashed on the integrated chat channel, and Excellence just glanced at it, but the flashing speed was too fast, and he didn't pay attention to the content.But he didn't care, the rookie hadn't used the chat channel yet.
After searching for a long time, Joyo couldn't find any complaint option.
Zhuo Zhuo originally wanted to ask his roommates how they complained, but thought that they would make fun of them because of this matter, so he didn't ask.You can chat in the game, he asked if it's the same for other people?
Now Zhuoyou doesn't know what channel what channel, he just used the most primitive chat frequency and started typing.
[Little Monk Restraining Color] said: Newcomers ask for advice, is there anyone with good intentions? ? ?
After waiting for a long time, no one responded—he was using a nearby channel, and it happened that there were few people nearby at this time.
[Little Monk Restrains Sex] said: Is there anyone? ? ?
Excellence was a little puzzled. There were various colored fonts in the chat box, and his words were white. Could it be because his level was too low?In addition, as soon as he typed out his words, he disappeared without a trace. Will anyone see it?
Just when Zhuo Zhuo thought that the two messages he sent had disappeared, the screen was occupied by a bunch of white words.
[Dragon God] said: The little monk abstains from sex and watches secret chats
[Dragon God] said: The little monk abstains from sex and watches secret chats
[Dragon God] said: The little monk abstains from sex and watches secret chats
[Dragon God] said: The little monk abstains from sex and watches secret chats
[Dragon God] said: The little monk abstains from sex and watches secret chats
……
Secret chat, secret chat, Zhuoyou found the location of secret chat, and saw the purple words on that line that he had scanned before.
[Dragon God] said quietly: Have you seen the mission requirements clearly?
Zhuo Zhuo's heart skipped a beat, this person was talking to him... Immediately he raised his hand to type, but the mouse didn't click on the small box of the input dialogue, so when he pressed the letter, several shortcut display boxes appeared. (A certain child does not know that Enter can be used to input)
Zhuo Zhuo was annoyed, X dropped the few small boxes that appeared, and clicked the mouse on the input box.
He entered the words "I'm here", but it didn't appear in the secret chat dialog box, and the line of words sent by Dragon God was still the same line.He remembered the player prefixes he saw on the general channel, including [World] [Faction] [Sect] [Guild] and so on, and suddenly felt embarrassing that it might be because of his low level.
Before he could come up with any countermeasures, Dragon God sent another message.
[Dragon God] said quietly: the original channel is nearby, you can see it on the common channel
[Dragon God] quietly said: click on my ID, chat in secret
Zhuoyou couldn't help but blush, he never expected that there are so many details in a chat.
Zhuoyue poked the word "Dragon God", and the words in front of his chat input box turned purple.
You quietly said to [Dragon God]: I see ==
[Dragon God] said quietly: Newbie?
You quietly said to [Dragon God]: Yes
[Dragon God] said quietly: Sister?
The corners of Zhuo Zhuo's eyes twitched when he saw those two words, is Master without belt a novice?
You whisper to [Dragon God]: No, man
[Dragon God] quietly said: Oh
You quietly said to [Dragon God]: What do you mean by seeing clearly the mission requirements?
[Dragon God] said quietly: Hui Lin asked you to bundle firewood, ten sticks a bundle
You quietly said to [Dragon God]: Yes
[Dragon God] quietly said: tidy up first
[Dragon God] quietly said: every ten pieces of firewood occupy a backpack space
Zhuo Liang was confused, why does every ten sticks of firewood take up a space in the backpack?All the firewood he picked up was seven, but he never picked up ten.
As if he had witnessed Zhuo Zhuo's "dishes", Dragon God explained to him how to move the ten sticks of firewood together, and the novice Zhuo Zhuo then moved the firewood he had picked up into three 10 sticks in one space.
He bundled the firewood with rope and sent it to Hui Lin, and the task was finally successfully completed.
You quietly said to [Dragon God]: Thank you =-=
[Dragon God] quietly said: You are welcome
In fact, the dragon god was just passing by and saw a monk jumping inside and outside the wall. He picked up a lot of firewood each time, which should be enough for three bundles.But he ran three times, which shows that it is not a matter of quantity.
Farewell to Dragon God, Zhuo Zhuo continued his mission.
Shaolin is a righteous sect, fighting and killing is not his style, so Shaolin Temple has another way to practice.
For example, the martial arts field.
Zhuoyue took the endurance test first. The task description was to walk around the martial arts field with a sandbag on his back and report to three NPCs in turn.Zhuoyou thought, what's so difficult about running with a sandbag on your back?Although there is a time limit, it is impossible for the game to give people incomplete tasks, isn't it?Just like binding firewood before.
Soon Zhuoyo couldn't laugh anymore, because he "bleeded too much" and died on the way.
No one told Emma that he would die if he ran with a sandbag on his back, and the speed at which he was running could be called a snail, okay?
Zhuoyue revived on the spot and took on the task again, he couldn't believe that he could cheat him a little more.
Facts have proved that the little monk whose blood has not returned to full after resurrection can only die tragically again.For the third time, Zhuo Zhuo meditated and returned to full blood, then continued to accept tasks and started running.He still doesn't believe it, maybe he won't reach the finish line.
Dragon God felt that he was really bored, otherwise, why would he watch that stupid monk running and running with a sandbag on his back, after running eight times, he was still running.Dragon God thought to himself, should this guy give up?
Excellence is persistent, and his ninth sandbag run started.But even if you are persistent, you still can't reach the end, and the mission can only end in failure!
Before accepting the mission for the tenth time, Monk Stupid had a majestic hidden sword player beside him, and the huge epee on his back looked at Zhuo Zhuo with all kinds of eyes.Men love weapons, it's nature.
Dragon God formed Zhuoyue, fortunately this time Zhuoyue did not lose face, Mao Xihua and Ouyang Yangze had teamed up with him, at least he has some experience.
[Dragon God] quietly said: Commonly used teams
Zhuo Zhuo's old face turned red again, this brother Dragon God definitely saw through his essence.
[Team][Dragon God]: Read the mission requirements verbatim
[Team][Little monk rebooting]: Oh...
[Team][Dragon God]: I remember that if the speed is slow, you can meditate and rest
It took half a minute for Joyo to reply.
[Team][Little Monk Restraining Sex]: Yes...
So, he still didn't read the mission requirements carefully!
[Team][Dragon God]: Let's run
[Team][Little Monk Rebooting]: Yes
I don't know if it's because of the strong aura of the dragon god brother, or his high luck index, but in short, Zhuoyou has completed the task.After submitting the task, even he himself thought it was unbelievable that Emma ran past her (≧▽≦)/
[Team][Little Monk Rebooting]: Dude, you are really my lucky star=-=
[Team][Dragon God]: Don't be too happy, the next task will not be easy for you
[Team][Little Monk Rebooting]: Is it harder to cheat than carrying sandbags?
[Team][Dragon God]: You will know when you do it
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