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Today is Xiao Lianzi's first time on night shift. The winter wind is blowing on his face, Xiao Lianzi is holding his eyelids and dare not sleep.

Under his eunuch uniform, he was wearing a winter coat bestowed by the emperor a while ago. I heard it was a silk vest made by the Jiangnan Weaving Bureau. He didn't know what it was, but it was really warm. Back to wearing such warm clothes for winter.

In fact, sometimes, the emperor treats him very well, but he also wonders why the emperor treats him so well?

Is it because you like sleeping with him?

But he hasn't slept with the emperor these days, and he hasn't seen any other eunuchs staying overnight in Changhuan Palace?

Xiao Lianzi couldn't figure it out, he yawned again and again, reckoning it was almost the second watch, when Xiao Lianzi heard the emperor's voice coming from the room.

"Xiao Lianzi, come in."

Looking at Zhou Zhao, who was on duty together beside him, Zhou Zhao reminded him: "What are you doing in a daze, the emperor called you?"

Xiao Lianzi asked, "I'm in, what should I do when I'm on duty?"

Knowing that Xiao Lianzi is new here, Zhou Zao knew that Xiao Lianzi would take care of him at ordinary times: "Isn't there me? Just follow the emperor's orders, and come out when you're done!"

Xiao Lianzi nodded, entered the hall, and walked in cautiously: "Your Majesty, the servant is here!"

The warm yellow dragon tent swayed with the green smoke, Xue Jing lifted the tent, sat by the bed, and waved to Xiao Lianzi.

Xiao Lianzi swallowed and hesitated.

Is the emperor... going to sleep with him again?

"What are you doing standing there?" Xue Jing frowned.

Seeing the emperor frowning, Xiao Lianzi hurried forward.

Seeing his blushing face, Xue Jing frowned even more: "Is it cold outside?"

Xiao Lianzi nodded, he thought to himself, if the emperor asked him if he was cold, would he have to lie down and sleep next second.

"Then you can stand in the room, the room is warm."

Xiao Lianzi: "?"

Xue Jing saw Xiao Lianzi's face slumped, and asked, "What's wrong?"

"If you go back to the emperor, it's nothing...it's nothing..." Xiao Lianzi lowered his head and sighed inwardly, he still had to stay up all night after doing it for a long time...

"Tell the truth!" Xue Jing asked sternly.

"Returning to the emperor..." Xiao Lianzi expressed his thoughts in embarrassment, "This slave thinks that the emperor is telling the slave to sleep!"

Xue Jing choked himself with a mouthful of saliva, and then his face became hot, and he yelled angrily: "Xiao Conger!"

When Xiao Lianzi heard this, the emperor was so angry that he even called out his real name, trembling with fright, he knelt down on the ground: "The servant is here!"

Xue Jing sighed, and his tone softened: "Get up! Didn't I tell you that you are not allowed to kneel?"

Xiao Lianzi hurriedly stood up again, muttering to himself, wondering what's wrong with the emperor?

Xue Jing said: "You... you just think about such things in your heart, how can you say it!" I didn't expect Xiao Lianzi to like himself to think about such things day and night.

Xue Jing wanted to tell Xiao Lianzi the truth that it was impossible for him to be with him. He didn't like men, but he couldn't say it when he got to the point of his mouth. He was afraid that being too straightforward would hurt Xiao Lianzi's heart.

After thinking for a long time, Xue Jing said, "There can't be men in my harem, do you understand?"

When Xiao Lianzi heard it, huh?Why did the emperor tell him this?

Seeing Xiao Lianzi's bewildered face, Xue Jing knew that Xiao Lianzi probably understood what he meant, he was feeling sad there, and he was so agitated, he simply waved his hand and asked Xiao Lianzi to go to the outer hall to watch the night.

Many years later, once Xue Jing made Xiao Lianzi unhappy, and Xiao Lianzi looked arrogant: "The emperor's harem can't have men, slaves should pack up their things and get out of Changhuan Palace tomorrow!"

Xue Jing coaxed, and flatteringly said: "Who said this! It's all my fault, don't be angry, you can't leave me..."

"Of course you said it yourself, the emperor!" Xue Jing kept complaining, hating his bad mouth in his heart, staggered and was kicked under the bed by Xiao Lianzi, "If you don't want to sleep, the emperor, go stand outside for a night, the slave is sleepy ,going to sleep!"

Only then did Xue Jing realize how frightening his daughter-in-law is when she gets angry. Of course, this is something for later, let's not mention it for now.

At this moment, Xiao Lianzi, who was standing in the outer hall, thought about what the emperor said just now, and nodded, thinking he understood the meaning, um...it turns out that the emperor doesn't like eunuchs...but likes men , because there are no men in the harem, so I reluctantly find a eunuch!

It was snowing heavily in the capital, and the sky and the earth were white. In the rolling snow, the little eunuch was walking in the imperial garden with a lantern.The garden is silent, only the faint fragrance from the plum blossoms in the corner disturbs the cleanliness of the garden.

Walking to the corridor near the rockery, suddenly the voices of men and women can be heard. It was only a small voice at first, but the voice became louder as we got closer.

Listen carefully, in addition to the occasional talking, there is also the sound of sex and laughter mixed in, Xiao Lianzi blushed, and was about to leave quickly, when a man and a woman came out from behind the rockery, Xiao Lianzi recognized the man, it was Yongxi Zhao Daxi, the eunuch guarding the palace, and Xiao Lianzi, who was dressed as another palace lady, couldn't recognize which palace lady it should be.

When the two of them came out of the rockery and saw Xiao Lianzi, they kowtowed in a panic: "Your servant bumped into Eunuch Lian, and Eunuch Lian will forgive you!"

Xiao Lianzi has only been an official for a month, and he hasn't even figured out his own identity, so naturally he won't use any official authority. Even so, he also knows that there must be a distance between court ladies and eunuchs, and they can't be treated like this. Playing and playing blatantly, he wanted to turn a blind eye, but he didn't expect to be seen by these two people.

"you......."

Zhao Daxi said: "Eunuch Lian, the slaves are couples who eat each other. They chatted for a while when they met here, and they never did anything irregular..." What Zhao Daxi meant was that they were ambiguous. Those who don't break the palace rules just met and chatted for a while, the biggest crime is making noise in the imperial garden.

Xiao Lianzi didn't understand: "What is right food?"

Zhao Daxi and the court lady looked at each other, they were the first to meet Xiao Lianzi, they only knew that Eunuch Lian was a celebrity in front of the emperor, and he was promoted from a low-level cleaning eunuch to a eunuch in front of the eighth-rank hall in one month, they all said in private He is a man with means, but he didn't expect to see him today, but he is as ignorant as a child, and he doesn't even know what the meaning of food is.

Zhao Daxi explained in a low voice: "If you go back to your father-in-law, the opposite food is that the eunuch and the maid are married."

Xiao Lianzi opened his eyes wide: "Can eunuchs get married?"

Zhao Daxi replied: "Yes, if we eunuchs and court ladies do not have the grace of the master to leave the palace, we will have to wait until we are 50 years old before returning home. There must be someone to accompany us to relieve the loneliness during the long days in the palace. Not every eunuch and court lady know how to match each other, and some court ladies look forward to leaving the palace to find someone to marry soon, so they won’t match eunuchs.”

Xiao Lianzi nodded when he heard what the maid said, as if he had opened an incredible door.

The palace maid peeked at Xiao Lianzi's appearance, her cheeks were full of red in the snowy night.

This Eunuch Lian is so handsome!

[The author has something to say: Maid: Eunuch Lian, so handsome~

Xue Jing:? ? ?

(There should be another update later, it should be...)]