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Chapter 11 It's So Stupid
Chunxiu reported his name, and Xiao Lianzi responded. He had never been in contact with a woman, and he stood there in a daze, not knowing what to say.
Seeing his stupid look, Chunxiu covered her face and laughed again: "Eunuch Lian, I heard that you have been in the palace for less than a year, is it true?"
"Yes...it's true." Chunxiu is quite handsome. She looks more than fifteen and less than twenty. I don't know why such a young man has an affair with Zhao Daxi, who is in his thirties. .
If Xiao Lianzi saw such a beauty before entering the palace, he would stare at her and be reluctant to move away, but since meeting the emperor, ordinary vulgar fans can't get into his eyes, no matter how beautiful she is, there is no emperor Looks good!
"What is the year of Eunuch Lian?" Chunxiu asked.
"It's fifteen years old."
Hearing Xiao Lianzi's age, Chunxiu's mouth was a little stiff. She didn't expect the other party to be so much younger than herself, so she smiled embarrassedly: "Elder-in-law is so young, if you are outside the palace, you have to call me a slave." Yes." She waited for Xiao Lianzi to ask her about her age, but unexpectedly, the other party just said 'hmm'.
Chunxiu thought, this even the father-in-law is good-looking, but his head is like a donkey's.
Unable to wait for an answer, Chunxiu had no choice but to answer the question by herself: "The servant girl is twenty-two, and she is much older than the father-in-law!"
Xiao Lianzi still didn't answer, Chunxiu was getting more and more embarrassed, she covered her face with an awkward smile, and scolded Xiao Lianzi several times in her heart before she got down to business: "Eunuch Lian knows which palace the servant is in?" ?"
Xiao Lianzi shook his head, thinking, maybe this girl's brain is frozen, they only met once, how could he know this.
Chunxiu looked around, confirmed that there was no one there, and said in a low voice: The servant girl is the maidservant of the concubine Defei of Fanghua Palace. "After she finished speaking, she looked at Xiao Lianzi expectantly, she believed that Xiao Lianzi, who could be promoted to the front eunuch in less than a year, was a smart person and would definitely understand what she meant.
Xiao Lianzi nodded, and said with the same loud voice as before without any scruples: "Ms. Defei!"
Chunxiu was dumbfounded, there was no time to stop her, fortunately there was no one around, otherwise the concubine's court lady privately contacted the eunuch next to the emperor, it would be a serious crime!
"Eunuch Lian, you can't make it public. If someone finds out, your servant's life will be gone!" Chunxiu said pretending to be weak.
Only then did Xiao Lianzi remember that there seemed to be a rule in the palace rules that the court ladies were not allowed to chat privately with the eunuchs next to the emperor: "Do you know why you are still looking for our family?" Xiao Lianzi couldn't understand.
Chunxiu almost fainted, this Eunuch Lian, is he really stupid, or is he just pretending to be stupid!To be able to become a eunuch in front of the palace in one year, no matter how pure she is, she can't be pure like this!
Helpless, she had no choice but to cut to the chase and said: "My mother-in-law would like to ask my father-in-law for help..." Then, she took out a sufficient amount of silver ingot and handed it to Xiao Lianzi, "This is my home. A little thought from my mother..."
Xiao Lianzi touched the heavy silver and began to think.
Seeing that Xiao Lianzi was silent, Chunxiu thought it was a joke, and then said: "My mother knows that Lian Gonggong's family is poor, and there are younger brothers and sisters to take care of at home, so, my mother entrusted the servants to hand over to the father-in-law. The mother-in-law said, the father-in-law just needs to tell the father-in-law. The movements and preferences of my empress, the emperor, are fine, just say more good things about my empress in front of the emperor, and in the future, your benefits will be indispensable!"
Xiao Lianzi tilted his head, but still didn't speak. After a while, he put away the money. Chunxiu looked at it and was overjoyed, knowing that Xiao Lianzi had agreed, so he happily went back to report Yes, it's a pity that I didn't get to eat this fresh and tender little eunuch, but the future will be long, since he agreed to do things for the empress, there will be opportunities to meet in the future, so worry about not being able to eat him?
The next day, in Gongzheng Hall.
Xue Jing was correcting the memorial when Xiao Lianzi stepped forward and said honestly, "Your Majesty, does your slave have a problem?"
The little eunuch took the initiative to speak, but Xue Jing was pleasantly surprised. He put down the memorial and asked, "Oh? What's the problem?"
Xiao Lianzi pursed his lips, as if he was thinking about how to speak.
Xue Jing picked up the teacup and drank the tea: "Say what you want, don't be taboo!"
Xiao Lianzi didn't have any taboos, he should have said to the emperor: "Go back to the emperor, the maid of the concubine De concubine gave the servant 50 taels of silver."
Xue Jing spat out a mouthful of tea.
Xu Guang was so frightened that he almost died!
Be good, does Xiao Lianzi know how important it is to give and receive privately, he... he just said it so blatantly!oops!The old slave's heart almost stopped in fright!
Xiao Lianzi was puzzled for a moment, and continued to explain everything that Chunxiu had said to him. After finishing speaking, Xiao Lianzi thought about the palace rules in his heart, and felt that he should have done the right thing. Only do what the emperor allows, and don't do what the emperor doesn't allow......
He is really a good eunuch who abides by the palace rules!
Xue Jing on the other side was silent. He knew that Xiao Cong'er was straight-headed, but he didn't expect to be so straight-minded. If he was alone in the harem, he would suffer a lot.
In fact, Xue Jing learned from the secret guard last night that the maid of Fanghua Palace was looking for Xiao Lianzi, but he trusted Xiao Lianzi, so he didn't take this matter to heart. Tian Xiaolianzi himself explained everything.
"Since she gave it to you, you can keep it!" Xue Jing wiped off the tea stains on his chin with a brocade handkerchief.
Xiao Lianzi and Xu Guang couldn't believe it.
Xue Jing sighed, this kind of thing has always been extremely secretive in the harem, and it must not be brought up on the table, disturbing the order of the harem, ranging from punishment with a cane to ransacking the house, and the first reaction of Xiao Lianzi, who was careless, was to tell himself .
I don't know if the maid of Fanghua Palace would vomit blood in anger, thinking of this, Xue Jing burst out laughing.
Xiao Lianzi was dumbfounded.
Xue Jing pointed at him and said with a smile, "You! What a treasure..."
When Xiao Lianzi took over, Xu Guang went out with him. Xue Jing didn't say anything, he knew that Xu Guang would give Xiao Lianzi a good look. Protect Xiao Lianzi, but I'm afraid that someone will play some dirty tricks. It's easy to block the open spear, but hard to guard against the hidden arrow!
Xu Guang tapped Xiao Lianzi's smooth forehead with a snap of his fingers.
"Director Xu, what are you doing?" Xiao Lianzi asked aggrievedly, covering his forehead.
Xu Guang hated iron but steel: "You, you are so stupid! What do you want our family to say about you? Can you tell the truth about your private bribery? Do you know that if the emperor really blames you? Wake up, it's not an exaggeration for you kid to copy and chop all over the house!"
Xiao Lianzi's face turned pale: "Slave...the slave confiscated the bribe, and the slave told the emperor..."
"That's because the emperor is merciful and understands righteousness. He still favors you now, but my family can tell you, no matter whether it is the emperor or anyone in the palace, if this happens again in the future, you must never tell it, you know? No, in the future, you must never accept things from others, you understand!"
Xiao Lianzi nodded his head, then held his mouth shut, and took out the ingot of silver: "Then...Mr. Xu, what should I do with this coin?"
"The emperor asked you to accept it, so you accept it. However, you have to remember that you will be the emperor's man until your death. For Concubine De, you can just fool around with some useless information! You, in the Learn smarter in the palace, if there is anything you don’t understand, if you can’t make up your mind, you should ask our family first, don’t be like a stunned young man and tell the emperor directly, do you understand?” Xu Guang finished speaking , took a look into the hall, just now in the hall, the look the emperor gave him was to ask him to point out Xiao Lianzi, the emperor really cares about Xiao Lianzi.
Xiao Lianzi hadn't recovered from the fear that his head might fall to the ground: "Slave... I know, thank you, Mr. Xu, for teaching me."
[The author has something to say: Xiao Lianzi: Your Majesty, are you going to cut off my head?
Xue Jing: ...
Xue Jing: Do you think I dare? 】
Seeing his stupid look, Chunxiu covered her face and laughed again: "Eunuch Lian, I heard that you have been in the palace for less than a year, is it true?"
"Yes...it's true." Chunxiu is quite handsome. She looks more than fifteen and less than twenty. I don't know why such a young man has an affair with Zhao Daxi, who is in his thirties. .
If Xiao Lianzi saw such a beauty before entering the palace, he would stare at her and be reluctant to move away, but since meeting the emperor, ordinary vulgar fans can't get into his eyes, no matter how beautiful she is, there is no emperor Looks good!
"What is the year of Eunuch Lian?" Chunxiu asked.
"It's fifteen years old."
Hearing Xiao Lianzi's age, Chunxiu's mouth was a little stiff. She didn't expect the other party to be so much younger than herself, so she smiled embarrassedly: "Elder-in-law is so young, if you are outside the palace, you have to call me a slave." Yes." She waited for Xiao Lianzi to ask her about her age, but unexpectedly, the other party just said 'hmm'.
Chunxiu thought, this even the father-in-law is good-looking, but his head is like a donkey's.
Unable to wait for an answer, Chunxiu had no choice but to answer the question by herself: "The servant girl is twenty-two, and she is much older than the father-in-law!"
Xiao Lianzi still didn't answer, Chunxiu was getting more and more embarrassed, she covered her face with an awkward smile, and scolded Xiao Lianzi several times in her heart before she got down to business: "Eunuch Lian knows which palace the servant is in?" ?"
Xiao Lianzi shook his head, thinking, maybe this girl's brain is frozen, they only met once, how could he know this.
Chunxiu looked around, confirmed that there was no one there, and said in a low voice: The servant girl is the maidservant of the concubine Defei of Fanghua Palace. "After she finished speaking, she looked at Xiao Lianzi expectantly, she believed that Xiao Lianzi, who could be promoted to the front eunuch in less than a year, was a smart person and would definitely understand what she meant.
Xiao Lianzi nodded, and said with the same loud voice as before without any scruples: "Ms. Defei!"
Chunxiu was dumbfounded, there was no time to stop her, fortunately there was no one around, otherwise the concubine's court lady privately contacted the eunuch next to the emperor, it would be a serious crime!
"Eunuch Lian, you can't make it public. If someone finds out, your servant's life will be gone!" Chunxiu said pretending to be weak.
Only then did Xiao Lianzi remember that there seemed to be a rule in the palace rules that the court ladies were not allowed to chat privately with the eunuchs next to the emperor: "Do you know why you are still looking for our family?" Xiao Lianzi couldn't understand.
Chunxiu almost fainted, this Eunuch Lian, is he really stupid, or is he just pretending to be stupid!To be able to become a eunuch in front of the palace in one year, no matter how pure she is, she can't be pure like this!
Helpless, she had no choice but to cut to the chase and said: "My mother-in-law would like to ask my father-in-law for help..." Then, she took out a sufficient amount of silver ingot and handed it to Xiao Lianzi, "This is my home. A little thought from my mother..."
Xiao Lianzi touched the heavy silver and began to think.
Seeing that Xiao Lianzi was silent, Chunxiu thought it was a joke, and then said: "My mother knows that Lian Gonggong's family is poor, and there are younger brothers and sisters to take care of at home, so, my mother entrusted the servants to hand over to the father-in-law. The mother-in-law said, the father-in-law just needs to tell the father-in-law. The movements and preferences of my empress, the emperor, are fine, just say more good things about my empress in front of the emperor, and in the future, your benefits will be indispensable!"
Xiao Lianzi tilted his head, but still didn't speak. After a while, he put away the money. Chunxiu looked at it and was overjoyed, knowing that Xiao Lianzi had agreed, so he happily went back to report Yes, it's a pity that I didn't get to eat this fresh and tender little eunuch, but the future will be long, since he agreed to do things for the empress, there will be opportunities to meet in the future, so worry about not being able to eat him?
The next day, in Gongzheng Hall.
Xue Jing was correcting the memorial when Xiao Lianzi stepped forward and said honestly, "Your Majesty, does your slave have a problem?"
The little eunuch took the initiative to speak, but Xue Jing was pleasantly surprised. He put down the memorial and asked, "Oh? What's the problem?"
Xiao Lianzi pursed his lips, as if he was thinking about how to speak.
Xue Jing picked up the teacup and drank the tea: "Say what you want, don't be taboo!"
Xiao Lianzi didn't have any taboos, he should have said to the emperor: "Go back to the emperor, the maid of the concubine De concubine gave the servant 50 taels of silver."
Xue Jing spat out a mouthful of tea.
Xu Guang was so frightened that he almost died!
Be good, does Xiao Lianzi know how important it is to give and receive privately, he... he just said it so blatantly!oops!The old slave's heart almost stopped in fright!
Xiao Lianzi was puzzled for a moment, and continued to explain everything that Chunxiu had said to him. After finishing speaking, Xiao Lianzi thought about the palace rules in his heart, and felt that he should have done the right thing. Only do what the emperor allows, and don't do what the emperor doesn't allow......
He is really a good eunuch who abides by the palace rules!
Xue Jing on the other side was silent. He knew that Xiao Cong'er was straight-headed, but he didn't expect to be so straight-minded. If he was alone in the harem, he would suffer a lot.
In fact, Xue Jing learned from the secret guard last night that the maid of Fanghua Palace was looking for Xiao Lianzi, but he trusted Xiao Lianzi, so he didn't take this matter to heart. Tian Xiaolianzi himself explained everything.
"Since she gave it to you, you can keep it!" Xue Jing wiped off the tea stains on his chin with a brocade handkerchief.
Xiao Lianzi and Xu Guang couldn't believe it.
Xue Jing sighed, this kind of thing has always been extremely secretive in the harem, and it must not be brought up on the table, disturbing the order of the harem, ranging from punishment with a cane to ransacking the house, and the first reaction of Xiao Lianzi, who was careless, was to tell himself .
I don't know if the maid of Fanghua Palace would vomit blood in anger, thinking of this, Xue Jing burst out laughing.
Xiao Lianzi was dumbfounded.
Xue Jing pointed at him and said with a smile, "You! What a treasure..."
When Xiao Lianzi took over, Xu Guang went out with him. Xue Jing didn't say anything, he knew that Xu Guang would give Xiao Lianzi a good look. Protect Xiao Lianzi, but I'm afraid that someone will play some dirty tricks. It's easy to block the open spear, but hard to guard against the hidden arrow!
Xu Guang tapped Xiao Lianzi's smooth forehead with a snap of his fingers.
"Director Xu, what are you doing?" Xiao Lianzi asked aggrievedly, covering his forehead.
Xu Guang hated iron but steel: "You, you are so stupid! What do you want our family to say about you? Can you tell the truth about your private bribery? Do you know that if the emperor really blames you? Wake up, it's not an exaggeration for you kid to copy and chop all over the house!"
Xiao Lianzi's face turned pale: "Slave...the slave confiscated the bribe, and the slave told the emperor..."
"That's because the emperor is merciful and understands righteousness. He still favors you now, but my family can tell you, no matter whether it is the emperor or anyone in the palace, if this happens again in the future, you must never tell it, you know? No, in the future, you must never accept things from others, you understand!"
Xiao Lianzi nodded his head, then held his mouth shut, and took out the ingot of silver: "Then...Mr. Xu, what should I do with this coin?"
"The emperor asked you to accept it, so you accept it. However, you have to remember that you will be the emperor's man until your death. For Concubine De, you can just fool around with some useless information! You, in the Learn smarter in the palace, if there is anything you don’t understand, if you can’t make up your mind, you should ask our family first, don’t be like a stunned young man and tell the emperor directly, do you understand?” Xu Guang finished speaking , took a look into the hall, just now in the hall, the look the emperor gave him was to ask him to point out Xiao Lianzi, the emperor really cares about Xiao Lianzi.
Xiao Lianzi hadn't recovered from the fear that his head might fall to the ground: "Slave... I know, thank you, Mr. Xu, for teaching me."
[The author has something to say: Xiao Lianzi: Your Majesty, are you going to cut off my head?
Xue Jing: ...
Xue Jing: Do you think I dare? 】
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