[Comprehensive Myth] Dragon Pet

When he came to Yuquan Mountain on the first day, Hu Li sat on the high steps, leisurely looking down at Long Ling and Lu Ya who were struggling to clean the steps.

The next day, he joined the "Let's Sweep the Floor Together" team, honorably working hard together with Long Ling and Lu Ya.

On the third day, everyone continued to sweep the floor together, and continued to work hard together.

On the fourth day...I rub it!Long Ling and Lu Ya were sitting side by side on the high steps, despising and laughing at him to their heart's content!

Hu Li, who was ridiculed mercilessly and wantonly, decided that I want to take revenge on the society!

So, one afternoon, when Long Ling and Lu Ya were away, Hu Li sneaked into the room with a plate of water, and then... poured the plate of water on Lu Ya's bed sheet.hey-hey!Looking at the wet sheet with a large map on it, the fox smiled smugly, waiting to laugh at Lu Ya for wetting the bed at night!

That night, when Long Ling and Lu Ya returned to the house, Hu Li was sitting on his bed in snow-white obscene clothes.By the way, after Lu Ya, Hu Li also successfully moved into Long Ling's house.That day, when the little boy who was in charge of the daily affairs of Yuquan Mountain went to ask Reverend Yuding how to deal with Huli, Reverend Yuding said without raising his eyelids: "Then let him stay with Long Ling and Lu Ya." Bar!"

In fact, it stands to reason that Lu Ya and Hu Li are guests and should live in the guest room at the Southwest Office.It's just that before Long Ling forced Lu Ya to stay in his room, Master Yuding considered that Long Ling and Lu Ya were about the same age, and it would be good for them to be companions, so he didn't object.And since there is a precedent of Lu Ya living in Longling's house, then Huli can also live in it.One reason is that, living in Yuquan Mountain at the same time, Lu Ya cannot be allowed to live in Long Ling's room, while Hu Li is left alone in the guest room of the Southwest Office. think.The second reason is that Hu Li, Long Ling, and Lu Ya are about the same age, and living together can also enhance their relationship with each other, so as to avoid disputes in the future.

Yuding real person thinks that such an arrangement is the most suitable, but he ignores that when they live together, there will be friction and disputes when they meet each other.

Because he did something bad, Hu Li felt a little nervous, and his expression was a little unsteady. He pretended to be calm and said, "Why...why did you come back so late?"

Seeing his abnormal appearance, Long Ling and Lu Ya looked at each other, and it was conveyed in each other's eyes - this kid has a ghost!

Compared to Huli's tenderness and nervousness, Long Ling is much more sophisticated. This guy is an old fritter who has done all kinds of bad things, has no conscience but can pretend to be a good citizen without changing his face. He smiled and said: " Lu Ya and I played outside for a while! Why didn't I see you out today? Did you go to bed so early? Could it be..."

Hu Li's heart sank when he heard the words

nervous!He hurriedly explained: "This is... this is... this is because I am not feeling well today!"

"What's wrong with your body?" Long Ling asked pretending to be concerned.

"... dizziness, nausea and vomiting." Hu Li racked his brains to think about the symptoms of illness among the people in the clan.

"Ah!" Long Ling exclaimed.

Huli's heart was in his throat again, he was so nervous!Did he see through it?

"Could it be that you are pregnant! How many months?" Long Ling looked at him with wide eyes and said.

call!Hearing what he said, Hu Li breathed a sigh of relief and wiped off his sweat!How dangerous!I almost revealed my secrets, but fortunately I kept it hidden.Wait...what's wrong!

After 1 minute, "You are just pregnant! Your whole family is pregnant!" Hu Li roared angrily.

While washing his hands, Long Ling turned his head and smiled at him, saying, "It's just a joke, don't worry about it!"

"Hmph!" Hu Li snorted coldly and turned his head to ignore him. Although he was a little angry that Long Ling was teasing him, he didn't argue with him aloud, because he was still waiting for Lu Ya to make a fool of himself!

How strange!While washing, Long Ling thought to himself, with Hu Li's arrogant and twisted personality, why is he so quiet today?After being teased by him, he didn't say any sarcasm!This unscientific!So Long Ling secretly gave Lu Ya a look, "Be careful! Visually check what bad things that guy is doing."

After successfully receiving his message, Lu Ya gave him a look back, "Don't worry! I understand."

Finally, under Hu Li's expectant and tense eyes, Lu Ya finished washing, undressed and went to bed.Throwing off the quilt, laying down on it, and...then it's gone!

This unscientific!

Such a bland, normal and non-irritating reaction is completely inconsistent with Huli's plan!

After a long time, I saw that Lu Ya didn't scream or jump up, but lay on the bed and slept soundly.Hu Li finally couldn't help but asked, "Lu Ya, do you have anything to say?"

Lu Ya gave him a strange look and said, "What do I have to say?"

Hu Li hesitated to speak when he heard the words, and finally asked: "About your bed...do you have anything to say?"

"Ah! My bed!" Lu Ya suddenly said in surprise.

"That's right! That's right!" Huli nodded his head, saying quickly!Say it!Say your bed is wet!

"Speaking of my bed, I really have something to say." Lu Ya said.

"What are you talking about!" Hu Li asked excitedly and nervously, it's so exciting!This feeling!Doing bad things or something... so exciting!

"This bed is too hard!" Lu Ya complained, "It's not comfortable at all, and it's not soft!"

"..." Hu Li.

After being silent for a while, Hu Li couldn't help asking: "Do you have anything else to say?"

"No!" The tone was decisive without any hesitation.

"..." Hu Li.

As a result, that night, I slept soundly and had no dreams, except for Huli.

That whole night, Hu Li was thinking about a question, why is Lu Ya okay?I obviously poured water on his sheets, the sheets are all wet!

Why can he sleep so soundly?Hu Li turned his head and looked at Lu Ya who was sleeping soundly with his eyes closed and spitting bubbles in his mouth, and couldn't help feeling jealous and envious.Because he found out that he had insomnia!If you don't find out why Lu Ya is fine, he can't sleep all night!Soul egg!

The next morning, both Long Ling and Lu Ya got up in a huff, and then began to fold the quilt.Only Lu Ya was still lying on the bed and fast asleep.

Long Ling glanced at him, then turned to look at Lu Ya, and asked in a low voice, "What happened last night?"

Lu Ya smiled triumphantly at him, and said, "Go out and talk."

"Ok!"

That night, Long Ling, Lu Ya and Fox returned to the house after dinner.After washing up, Hu Li took off his coat, lifted the quilt and climbed into bed to get ready for sleep, then... "Ah!" screamed.

"what happened?"

"what happened?"

Hearing the sound, Long Ling and Lu Ya quickly turned to look at him and asked in unison.

"It's okay!" Hu Li hurriedly pulled the quilt to cover it, and shook his head vigorously.

Long Ling smirked when he heard this, "Tell me! What's hiding under your quilt!"

"Nothing!" Hu Li's eyes widened and he immediately retorted, "Nothing!"

"Hey! Don't lie to me! Looking at you like this, you know there are ghosts!" Long Ling smirked a few times, rushed over, lifted the quilt that should be on him, and said in his mouth: "Come on! Show me my brother! What is hidden in the quilt! What is there to hide!"

"Ah! Don't! Help!" At the moment the quilt was thrown off, Hu Li covered his face in shame and lowered his head.

"Haha!" After seeing the scene clearly under the quilt, Long Ling covered his mouth and beat the edge of the bed, laughing nonstop.

Hearing the sound, Lu Ya turned his head to look over, and then... "Pfft—" It was fun!

I saw a large wet map drawn on Huli's bed sheet!

"You still wet the bed at such an age!" Long Ling mocked unceremoniously.

"No! I didn't wet the bed!" Hu Li retorted with his eyes wide open angrily.

Long Ling didn't speak, but just pointed his eyes at the bed sheet with a large map on it, and then smiled at him meaningfully—the evidence is right in front of him, and you're still quibbling!

"..." Hu Li.

"Yes! He framed

me! Hu Li pointed at Lu Ya, glared at him angrily, and said, "He framed me!" "

Mahler Gobi!Insidious villain!Unexpectedly... He actually used his own way to treat his own body!

Of course Long Ling knew that he was framed, and it was his idea to frame him!Ahem...but you can't say this in front of the victim!He's not Hu Li, who has such a low IQ!So he hit Hatch, and said to him with a look of disbelief that I understood: "Okay! Okay! It's just bedwetting! It's nothing serious, don't worry! I won't tell anyone else, you'd better take a shower quickly Go to sleep! Ah! I forgot, your bed can't sleep!"

"You really are!" Long Ling looked at him accusingly, and said with a face of disapproval: "You wet the bed last night, you should wash off the quilt and take it out to dry in the sun this morning, otherwise you won't be like you are now." In this way, there is no place to sleep!"

"..." Hu Li.

"I really didn't wet the bed!" Hu Li was still dying.

Long Ling looked at him disapprovingly, "Stop making excuses! The eyes of the masses are discerning!"

"..." What is beyond debate, Hu Li said that he understood today.

On the last night, Huli slept in the same bed as Long Ling.Although out of a little guilt in his heart, Lu Ya once offered to express that he would not mind sharing half of his bed with Huli.But Hu Li turned his head and arrogantly rejected him, saying that he would never sleep with his enemy in the same bed!Not to die!

Many years later, when this matter was brought up.

Lu Ya raised the corners of his mouth and said with a smile on his face, "You were so stupid back then!"

What greeted him was a flagon thrown by the great Fox Emperor.

Lu Ya dodged and said, "I've been wanting to tell you something for so many years."

"What?" the grown up and handsome Fox Emperor asked in a flat tone.

"Over the years, you have hated the wrong person."

"!!!!!!" Lord Fox Emperor's expression... makes people dare not look directly at him.

"I wasn't the one who poured water on your bed back then, I...wasn't so childish!" Looking at the shocked, incredible, and disillusioned expression on His Majesty Fox Emperor's face, Lu Lu, who had already galloped towards the road of perverted ghosts and animals, Pressure, the shameful heart is extremely happy!

After a while, His Majesty the Fox Emperor cheered up a little and asked, "Why were you okay that night? I obviously..."

"Oh! You said that!" Lu Ya raised the corner of his mouth and looked at him, and said in a low and hoarse voice: "Have you forgotten what my body is?

Three-legged Golden Crow...

I wipe!Natural Toaster!

So, it's really a poor plan for your IQ!In the future, His Majesty the Fox Emperor, who will be magnificent and unparalleled in strategy.