my teacher

Today's lunch break——

"Old Shi, look at this question. Are the steps I did a bit troublesome?" Yuan Yin, the top student in Class 3 ([-]) of Senior High, found Lao Shi who was drinking tea with the monitor in the grove, with a look of hesitation.

Will I be struck by lightning if I disturb Lao Shi's love?

Lao Shi was sitting on a wooden stake, with a few branches behind him fanning the wind diligently, and his black broken hair fluttered gently with the slight wind, making Lao Shi look a little ethereal.

The more you look at it, the more beautiful it is... Well, this is called Xi Shi in the eyes of students!

Qu Cangmang tucked his hair, put down the teacup with the other hand, and took Yuan Yin's small homework book, "Is this step? It's not troublesome. But Yuan Yin, the formula you used is not within the scope of high school teaching, the college entrance examination. If you do it in this order, even if the answer is correct, you will not be given points."

"Oh, so Lao Shi will solve it." Yuan Yin asked humbly.

"Okay, follow me to the office."

So, he played the role of the background cloth from the beginning to the end, without being noticed by Lao Shi at all, and watched his little Lao Shi drag the original sound away.

Steaming hot sencha, no one cares about it.

"Wait... I seem to have forgotten something." Lao Shi scratched his head, his footsteps suddenly stopped, obviously he forgot something, but he didn't remember that he said that he forgot was actually his own man.

He also specially made snacks for him, and ran away with the students without eating, and maybe planted mushrooms in the corner, old wet!

Yuan Yin was immersed in the joy of Lao Shi's one-on-one tutoring, and he also left the monitor behind him very disrespectfully.

"It should be nothing. Is Lao Shi full at noon? I still have several packages of dried fish made by Cao Zhiwei. It tastes good, and the fishy smell is not strong. Lao Shi will like it."

"Let's do the question first."

So, the two followed a small shortcut behind the building and soon arrived at Lao Shi's office.

Next is the time to explain professional knowledge. Although Lao Shi was very sloppy in liberal arts back then, he can definitely take charge of science. The minor problem of the original sound was solved in a few clicks, and there are some points for detailed writing. Laoshi gave Yuanyin a detailed explanation.

But as he talked, Lao Shi felt that something was wrong around him.

"Who?" Old Shi turned his head abruptly.

Yuan Yin raised his head with confused eyes, "What's the matter?" Qu Cangmang was less wary by his apparent absence.

After all, Yuan Yin is not an ordinary person. If he didn't even notice the problem, maybe he was thinking too much.

But he forgot that once a certain academic master is immersed in the sea of ​​questions, everything around him may be ignored...

At the last window in the office of the second-year group, a black shadow flashed past, so fast that it seemed dizzy.

The man was wearing a big gray-black cloak with mischievous eyebrows, and his fingers waved slightly in the air, revealing a landline phone in an instant.

"Report to the Great Elder, and found that the target person is a man, yes, his appearance... Cough, but it is as described by Lord Hu Yaomei. He is completely unworthy of our King, and he is flirting with another man who has no identity! Elder , It’s really not that I dislike such a queen! If you come to the scene, you will think that this person is unreliable. If you want to have no looks, no butt, maybe you won’t even have a son in the future... BALABALA... ..."

This is Li Hao's diehard fan, so it's not pleasing to see those who can get close to their own king, even if that person is very likely to become the future queen of their clan.

The Great Elder over there was very happy, "Don't care what the person looks like, as long as there is someone you like." After so many years, it can be regarded as something to look forward to.

The second elder was equally happy, as if he had seen the scene of wolf cubs running around all over the ground, it would be better to have more litters!

The world is really gray and beautiful.

"Hurry up and take two photos, and then send them to my Yahoo mailbox..." the Great Elder spoke.

The man said, "Elder, Yahoo Mail is no longer available."

"Then send it to Google, if it doesn't work, send a painful message."

"Yes, my lord elder." The wicked man almost gritted his silver teeth, completely unable to accept such a dishonest queen.

Why don't you serve our king at this time, and come to the office to fool around with another man!

Unforgivable!

The class bell rang soon, Yuan Yin was driven back to the classroom by Qu Cangmang to attend Tang Shuai's chemistry class, and Qu Cangmang stayed alone in the office to catch up on the lesson plans.

After the end of this semester, the class will become the third (3) class.

Senior three... These students, are there really no problems with the college entrance examination?

Qu Cangmang was a little dazed looking at the white and empty pages, and unconsciously recalled the appearance of some people when they were in their original form.

After seeing the little goldfish wagging its tail, the dragon king holding his ass and weeping bitterly, and the vampire who loves to eat strawberries, I no longer believe in the descriptions in fairy tales.

"Yawn..." Qu Cangmang was a little sleepy, but he still insisted on writing.

Outside the other window, there was a man with the head of a little wild boar, his figure was more concealed than the man behind the last window who secretly took pictures.

Holding a walkie-talkie he found at a street stall, he reported the situation to his master, "Master, woo... The target has indeed gotten a little fat recently, and I'm looking out the window right now... I can't get in, so move forward One step will be spotted by the branches in the wall."

The person on the other end of the phone was leisurely applying bright red nail polish. Hearing this, he immediately stood up from the soft chair in dissatisfaction, his face contorted, "Beasts are useless! I can't eat them just by looking at them! Now The general election is coming soon, and I must eat the other half of Qu Cangmang's soul to increase my chances of winning!"

Absolutely can't let that dead guy be re-elected!

He immediately thought of the leader of the same clan who was so arrogant in front of him that he couldn't even look at people when he spoke.

Isn't it just a fluke to eat the soul of a special human being and greatly increase your skills? What's so special about it, and you didn't cultivate it!

"You continue to monitor and look for opportunities to strike." The man almost broke his beloved nails, and a sinister smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, "If you are found, kill yourself, you beast."

"Yes." Woohoo, the master is still so fierce!

But if it’s not S, it’s not the master’s style!Comrade beast twisted its tail, in the rippling M face~~

Is Lao Shi being targeted by two different groups of people?

This is indeed the case, but it is not easy to get close to Lao Shi's body.

First of all, the branches are a big obstacle. Except for being disobedient during XXOO, the branches are very well-behaved at other times.

Secondly, the little worms that Tang Shuai placed next to Lao Shi, once a stranger approaches Lao Shi, the worms will rush up more actively than the branches, inquire about the details, and release toxins immediately when there is danger.

Finally, we can't forget Laoshi's official pet, Maoyou.

No matter how you say this guy is also a character of the level of a beast handed down from ancient times...

Therefore, looking at it now, there are really not many opportunities to take advantage of.

But it's not impossible, for example, when Lao Shi went to the bathroom to solve his internal emergency, he didn't allow bugs and branches to follow, and the cat would turn into a cat at that time, and ran to the classroom to lie lazily on Cao Zhiwei's lap to catch up on sleep , and fell in love with his little fish prince.

No, Lao Shi opened his eyes, shook his still confused head a few times, half-closed his black eyes and looked at the surrounding environment.

Like an unknown cave, there are many brilliant blooming flowers around, but they are all black, and each piece looks shocking.

I really can't be hypocritical in the future, even if I go to the bathroom, I have to bring the branches with me!

Not far away, a pair of hooked eyes were staring at him.

How gloomy are those eyes?The emotions in his eyes were cloudy, and the bloody smell on his body was pungent and unpleasant, which made Lao Shi wrinkle his nose in disgust.

In the end, the man cast a disdainful glance at Lao Shi, wanting to throw some spell over to make Lao Shi suffer, but then remembered the elders' explanation, and had to withdraw his paws and stop looking at Lao Shi.

He was afraid he couldn't bear it.

"You... don't go!" Lao Shi stood up with a "shua", and trotted to catch up.

"Stop, I won't guarantee if you get out of here alive if you get any closer."

Qu Cangmang, "..."

It was the first time someone threatened with his life.

You must know that because all the people below Fengdu are relatives, Qu Cangmang takes his own life very lightly. If one day the thread of life comes to an end or accidentally dies in an accident, then he will directly live in Granny Meng's house for dinner. alright.

Therefore, in Lao Shi's view, the one in front of him is very brainless.

"So, where is this place?" You must first figure out the reason why you were arrested, and then prescribe the right medicine.

The man only threw him two words, then turned around and left the place angrily, "Demon Realm."

why are you mad?

Because he found that Qu's vast skin, as smooth as a peeled boiled egg, has a petite figure, with a waist that can't be grasped, but a very straight buttocks, outstanding temperament, and even an ordinary appearance has the capital to make a man's heart.

It's no wonder that the king fell on such an ordinary human being, and he couldn't even live in the demon world!

hateful!My skin is actually worse than this human!

He walked out of the cave in a flash, and the first thing he did was to take out his mobile phone and call his subordinates, "Call me the SPA at Brother Hu's house, I want to be a member!"

You can't lose to a human!