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It is a very obvious fact that Lao Shi was poured alcohol, and that group of non-human beings is really hurtful enough. They keep mixing different wines, and Lao Shi will not refuse if he is soft-hearted.

In the end, everyone was having a good time, and even the king of gods and others from the west were completely relaxed. Some people even poured several high-strength spirits together to make a very light cocktail for the elderly to drink.

Lao Shi is a complete fool when it comes to socializing, and he is strict and serious in class, but on occasions like this, he is by no means a match for the old men who have lived for thousands of years.

It is conceivable that Qu Cangmang's end must be very miserable.

Under Ran's indulgence, Lao Shi was rounded up by the whole class + Dragon King's sons. (Py - pay attention to the wording)

Then I felt like vomiting and couldn't vomit, my stomach was overwhelmed.

The body that has been baptized by fresh fruit Mengpo soup is different from ordinary people. He will not vomit when he is drunk, because he can't vomit anything other than essence, blood and old dampness.

Of course, he couldn't let Lao Shi vomit blood everywhere. Although Xiaohongguo couldn't be fed, it was no problem to feed some small tree sap.

However, the effect of the milky white juice is obviously not as powerful as the red fruit, at most it can be relieved, and the old wet still has to endure the discomfort.

Fortunately, the branches were very thoughtful and rubbed Lao Shi's stomach all the way to satisfy his stomach, which finally made him feel more comfortable.

Yes, you read that right, it is indeed all the way.

To be exact, the dinner party hasn't ended yet, but I can't wait to take Lao Shi home.

First of all, Laoshi really can't drink anymore. He doesn't eat much on weekdays. This time, drinking so much wine suddenly will easily damage the stomach and intestines. It will affect the body when he feels good for a while, and the gain outweighs the gain.

Secondly, after drinking, Lao Shi is very cute and soft, a young man in his 20s who has just walked out of the university campus for less than a year, and the youthfulness in his bones has not had time to completely fade away.

Lao Shi will act like a baby when he is drunk, his fair cheeks are pink, and he is usually very shy. She was so provocative that even other people's eyes were straightened.

We have been together for a semester, and no one has seen such a cute side of Lao Shi.

so!How could it be possible to wait till the end?

Li Longwang rubbed his eyes and didn't have time to eat the scallion pork ribs that Xiaoshishi made for him. He asked the other person sitting next to him in disbelief, "Old Hao, am I right? That monkey hurriedly carried Lao Shi Is the person who left really the squad leader?"

Li Hao was speechless, "You are a dragon, don't always meow like sheep? Also, don't always call me Lao Hao, as if I am a mouse!"

Big-tailed wolves are better than this title, can you meow?

So everyone was stimulated to speak incoherently, and the language ran wild.

Li Longwang was even more speechless, "You have turned into a cat, you still have the face to criticize me!"

Li Hao's head was full of black lines, and he pointed to the two people huddled together behind him, shrugging helplessly, "Where is the cat, Xiao Cao, that good-for-nothing, introduce him to the majestic Tiger King and don't follow. I got a copycat tiger as a companion!"

"It's obvious that the cat insisted on entanglement with Xiao Cao, is it okay?" Wang Yaoguang blushed, raised his glass and came over, correcting the big-tailed wolf who was very unreliable.

"Cao Zhiwei is also helpless. He is also a man with the heavy responsibility of having a child. I think cats are nice and human, but they are real and stupid. They are easy to handle. In the future, they will not jump on Xiao Cao's head and make trouble. No matter how you say it, there will be old people." Covered wet."

"That's right, the cat is one of the ancient mythical beasts. According to historical records, it is equal to Li Xiang and the others, and it is also worthy of Xiao Cao. The Tiger King is an animal that has been trained to become a demon by chance. How can there be a cat with pure blood?"

"That's right, the cat has two tails, does the Tiger King have two tails?"

Li Hao, "..."

So, did everyone drink too much? Why did Yumao, the weird CP, become popular?

In short, the scene was very chaotic. Whether it was Shi Liangsen, who was affirmed by his parents and drank a few more glasses of joy, or Li Longwang's dozen sons, everyone was not unfamiliar. familiar.

Many of them came from one field. For example, Cao Zhiwei and the Dragon King’s family all came from the sea, and for example, those who were at the level of god kings, and several gods and demons who were usually high above and untouchable by everyone also took off their domineering masks. Talked about the experience of "training" his wife.

The Emperor of Heaven talked gracefully, his eyebrows beaming, "My wife is obedient to me. I say one and she dare not say two. I say Dong and she dare not go west. If I say to have a child, it must be a boy! We Home - I am the boss!"

In this regard, the god king and the devil king are relatively cowards, "Hey, our baby is the boss."

"Well, we all listen to my wife. If my wife tells us to go east, we dare not go west."

"My wife said that we only watch and smell meat when we eat it."

The Emperor of Heaven smiled and said, "I really didn't see that the two of you are still strict wives."

"Hehe..." What's wrong with my wife's strict management?The wife is very proud.

Demon Dynasty Wu Xiyan blinked, and successfully got two eyes from the president... Well, it's just that he didn't listen to his wife when he was in bed.

The King of God smiled gracefully and charmingly, and looked directly at Wu Xiyan's handsome side face with his deep eyes, "It doesn't matter whoever says it, as long as he is happy, he is better than a man's face."

The three toasted and drank several times.

The crown prince You Karen, who just sat aside and listened to the whole process of several people, was so sour that he took Xiao Huapi's soft hand and kept complaining in his heart.

Daddy, I'm making you nervous, mom heard it all, wait until you get home and kneel down for instant noodles!

The scene here didn't end until midnight, and there... Qu Cangmang had already been stripped naked by the squad leader and thrown into the bathtub. In the name of sobering up, the branches almost ate up all the tofu.

The branches were soft, but with a certain degree of unevenness. At this time, Qu Cangmang was drunk and his body was so sensitive that he could hardly stand the bird.

After being rubbed a few times, Xiao Laoshi quickly stood up.

The fine hairs all over his body stood up as if they had been stroked. Lao Shi soaked in the tub comfortably and hummed, but stood outside the tub to help Lao Shi adjust the water temperature and take a bubble bath.

Before it was time for him to go out on the horse, Xiao Ran was already standing tall, extremely domineering.

Lao Shi drunk has a special flair, not to mention being completely open when doing this kind of thing, it is really less shy and more real performance.

When Qu Cangmang was no longer depressed, he became too honest.

For example, the branch is entangled with Xiao Laoshi, and it is gently scratching, relieving his lifeblood, which is very exciting and warm.

"Woo, quick..." Look, how honest.

"it is good."

"Down, the bottom also..."

"it is good."

Ran good-naturedly agreed to any "unreasonable request" of Lao Shi, but when the little Lao Shi spewed out and got refreshed, Lao Shi no longer satisfied the caresses of the branches, and he had to let Ran personally touch him to be satisfied .

"It's hot, drink water."

"Okay, drink water."

Then he took a big mouthful of white liquid and pushed it in along the crevice of Qu Cangmang's lips, so that the fragrance that Lao Shi was fascinated by gradually spread in the mouths of the two of them.

Qu Cangmang was not satisfied with feeding it slowly, and began to fight for the sweet juice with his gentle lips and tongue.

Some people, some things, once entangled, will not rest until death.

Lips and tongues mingled, and gradually they didn't know who touched whose back and whose buttocks first. It seemed that everything happened in an instant. Qu Cangmang was taken to the bedroom, and the two of them fell on the large and soft bed, soaked The sheets were wet, but it added to the hot atmosphere.

Maybe their technique is not perfect enough, they just hug each other, feel each other's existence, earnestly make every movement, tightly set (retain) each other, and set off a wave of exciting heat.

Maybe he wasn't sober enough, he could barely catch the blurred shadow of the person in front of him, but the burning and gentle feeling of caring seemed to have penetrated into his bone marrow.

Ran Ran……

Qu Cangmang raised his graceful neck, twisting his body from time to time, as if silently catering.

There is no better aphrodisiac than the cooperation of lovers, but the reason that has always been dedicated to duty is lost by the eyes of the old wet.

"Old wet... old wet..."

This taboo title is more powerful than any nickname!

"Woooo..." Bastard, how many times has it happened!

One night, the drunk old wet was made to do this, that, that, and that, over and over again, all kinds of positions that he was shy to try before, all of them came over and over again.

Later, Lao Shi's physical strength was exhausted, and then he fed a fruit every once in a while to retain the most basic physical strength, and it also had the effect of sobering up... Sure enough, it was very powerful.

After a night of indulgence, Lao Shi, who had a fixed schedule, didn't get up the next day. Under the massage of the branches, he gave up the plan to lead the whole class to study together in the morning, and fell back into the arms of Qingran with the "help" of the branches.

Today is Saturday, there is no class.

Presumably today's review plan has basically been ruined. Lao Shi doesn't think that after last night's noisy class, there are still a few people who can get up to study today.

Indeed, even a dead house student like Yuan Yin didn't get up, his own bed was occupied by Boss Long, so he squeezed into the same bed with Qiqi, and fell asleep hugging the pillow as he didn't have enough quilt.

Let the study plan go to hell!

It turned out that the unexpectedly energetic person was——Cao Zhiwei!

Unexpectedly, the little mermaid prince not only has a good drinking capacity, but also the cat, who is a bit short-headed flower protector, blocks the drink, and the cat is drunk and unconscious, but he is fine.

Everyone was able to return to the dormitory intact, thanks to the little prince. Of course, it wasn't just Men Sao Ran who had a violent outburst last night, but also the president of the Wu family.

The big president's little flower is more powerful than Lao Shi, from the first time he started Ssangyong! (It's enough)

What a harmonious gathering.

Lao Shi rubbed his temples, and finally got up from the bed before dinner, picked up the branches, and picked fresh fruits to eat by himself.

"I'm starving, let's cook."

"Lie down for a while." Ran hugged her smooth body, her heart was calm, just like his deep green eyes.

Lao Shi helplessly patted his paw away, "Hurry up and cook, or else I'll sleep on the floor tonight! I'll find my brother to sleep with!"

Younger brother = original sound, the younger brother is used as a shield at critical moments.

Ran nodded in a good temper, and printed a wet kiss on Lao Shi's forehead, "This is a good morning kiss, you sleep a little longer, and I will cook."

"Hmm." Lao Shi turned over and kicked the person who promised to go to the kitchen but was still unwilling to get out of bed.

The balls of happiness in my heart will never be told to anyone.