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Under the eyes of the teachers and students in the whole school, the third class installed a brand-new Apple thinnest. The soft screen of the slide projector poured down from the wall, and the music of the power-on came from the stereo speakers that had just been turned on around the classroom. come out.

The Han paper fans are very excited, and finally they can see the legendary masterpiece of Laoshi dominating the world!

I didn't expect our Ban Laoshi to be so famous and sought after by all the people around the world!It is said that there are tens of millions of fans on the scarf!Good jelly!

"Old Wet, tonight we will go back and register as a fan!" This is not enough to be loyal, there must be only Lao Wet in the watch list!

As long as the old wet refreshes the scarf, you must follow behind and actively like it!

Qu Cangmang rubbed his forehead vigorously. In fact, I have never applied for any Weibo, and even QQ is rarely online.

Qu Cangmang prefers to go shopping in Fengdu and do some business to ensure his quality of life compared to all kinds of new network software.

At least, don't be too miserable.

Installing the computer does not mean that the third class will have the whole world. The computer can indeed be used in class. Make some PPT for the students to see. The effect of cooperating with the explanation and example video is not half the effort. The vivid and colorful picture is always better than dry Baba's verbal explanation is strong.

Unfortunately, the school did not install network cables for the third class.

A computer that cannot be connected to the Internet was quickly spurned by the whole class.

"What kind of shit, it doesn't even have minesweeping, it's not as good as the school's computer room!"

"Paralyzed...why don't you even have a CD-ROM drive? I spent three yuan to buy a game disk for nothing! It's not good at all!"

Cao Zhiwei was very sad.

Li Hao was a little contemptuous, "What good game can you buy for three dollars?"

Cao Zhiwei glared, "Single-player game encyclopedia, it also comes with the Three Questions of the Sword and the code of the accelerator modifier! Three yuan is already very worthwhile, okay?"

Do you think I don't want to buy expensive ones and buy genuine expensive ones?The question is where do I get so much pocket money!Food and clothing are difficult for me!

Li Hao patted him on the shoulder sympathetically, "Let's masturbate together with my brother, masturbation is true love."

Cao Zhiwei gritted his teeth, "No way!"

"Quiet!" Li Longwang stood up, knocked hard on the table twice, and said sternly, "According to common sense, Lao Shi will walk to the door of the classroom in 5 minutes. It's about the school celebration, those who haven't finished their homework, those who dare to delay Lao Shi's speech... don't go back to the dormitory tonight."

All the chattering below shut up.

In fact, they are also very surprised recently. Since they have devoted themselves to campus study and life, they are surprised to find that school life can also be very colorful.

Occasionally get a small red flag or something to anger other classes, the top few in the whole school in the exam are our class or something to show off, and there are sports games, school celebrations... It is said that there will be a program on the school celebration?

The third class is anxious and excited, and it is time for our class to show off its demeanor. How can this be good?

So, is a new school grass about to be born?

Cao Zhiwei stuffed his pirated disk back into his schoolbag depressedly, leaving everything for the school grass to you!Do you think this is a good review?

It's too cruel to be watched even when you go to the toilet!It's easy to urinate frequently and urgently, you don't understand my pain at all!

The second forced non-human beings had a lot of fun, and another day passed amidst the noise.

Cao Zhiwei ushered in his "long-awaited" blind date, and Qu Cangmang also ushered in a new round of confrontation with Ran.

That's right, since the two of them had something to say in the grove, Qu Cangmang didn't care how high the risk factor was, and retreated like a tortoise into his nest for several days.

It's been a long time since I saw the cat who cooks home and is naturally excited, and the cat who cooks for the cook and helps the cook wash the dishes is so attentive that I can't look directly at it.

When sleeping at night, the cat naturally came to take a nap next to Qu Cangmang's legs. According to common sense, he would be kicked out of his wits and thrown into the wall in the next second.

But this time Qu Cangmang didn't push him away, instead he hugged him to his chest, turned over and embraced him, and fell asleep with his eyes closed.

The cat was so happy that it was going crazy, and it was drooling with laughter, but before it felt comfortable, it was wrapped up by the branch in an instant, and thrown out of the window.

After going on like this for several days, Qu Cangmang finally couldn't hold back and wanted to run away violently.

It's just that I slept too much with a tree branch and someone recently, and I couldn't fall asleep without holding something in my arms!He also had no choice but to hug the cat, who made the fur on that guy's body so smooth and warm.

But several times it was insidiously destroyed by the branches. Lao Shi had suffered from insomnia for three consecutive days, and was so weak that he almost asked for leave and was bedridden.

The wind was blowing, the thunderstorm was shaking outside the window, Qu Cangmang had dark eyes, and his face was full of pain, "Why are you willing to let me sleep well!"

"Move back and live with me."

"Impossible." Lao Shi vetoed without thinking.

"The reason." Ran's eyes were heavy.

Qu Cangmang was subconsciously afraid of Ran with such eyes, because the last time he met him like this, he was overturned and masturbated the next moment.

He took a step back and swallowed nervously, "You have too many hands."

With you, no matter when I am at a disadvantage.

Then she turned her head silently, looked at the branches that couldn't waving their teeth and claws at all, raised her hand and touched them gently, "They like you very much."

"I..." Qu Cangmang fell silent.

Before I found out the truth, I really liked them too.

However, once the thin layer of window paper is pierced, everything becomes different.

Qu Cangmang looked at the sky with some melancholy, how could the first love of my life be so ups and downs, and the other party is not a person...

These days have been so colorful and difficult.

Lao Shi sat on the sofa with his heart twitching, bowed his head silently, and was covered by a black shadow after a while.

However, he bent down and hugged Qu Cangmang. It wasn't until this moment that he deeply felt the body temperature of the person in his arms that he felt a little more real.

These days I can only watch but not touch, I think he is going crazy.

Once a man who has guarded his body like a jade for thousands of years starts to fall in love, it will be really terrible.

"Old wet, move back, I made red fruit lotus seed soup, red fruit pork ribs, red fruit passion chicken thigh, red fruit crisp..."

Qu Cangmang, "..."

Adam's apple rolled twice, absolutely no saliva swallowed.

Then he picked him up in the air, biting the softness of his earlobe, and sprayed all the heat on his wet cheeks, "I miss you very much."

So don't be awkward anymore, I have been waiting very hard for you these years.

Qu Cangmang groaned a few times in his familiar embrace, and before he could say anything, the scene in front of him completely changed.

It is no longer his dormitory, but the home full of green grass.

Finally came back.

Qu Cangmang was laid down on the big bed, and just after stretching, a wet kiss had already flowed from the side of the ear to the corner of the mouth.

After being lightly touched twice on the lips, Fang Fang couldn't hold back the sweet breath anymore, and penetrated along the crack of his lips to the end, dry wood burning, the love that erupted after being lonely for so many days was completely uncontrollable, and soon The two hugged each other and kissed into a ball, and they didn't feel when the clothes were torn apart by the branches.

Burned a mess.

Lao Shi was stripped naked, served comfortably like a lazy little white pig, and finally fell asleep hugging the quilt.

Then kissed the last trace of white liquid from the corner of his mouth, and showed a not-so-obvious smile in satisfaction.

With a wave of his hand, the branches moved out together.

Get rid of the quilt, let's go!

The French restaurant on the first floor of the Rose Hotel——

Cao Zhiwei was fiddling with his mobile phone boredly, and had an extremely bad impression of the legendary blind date partner Tiger King.

Late for the first meeting!rude!It's far worse than the people in our third class!

Our class will raise their hands before speaking in class. There is no phenomenon of being late or leaving early. Before entering our class, we will knock on the door.

Can King Tiger do this?Cao Zhiwei was very suspicious.

As the introducer, Li Hao was more anxious than Cao Zhiwei.

This Erhu is too disrespectful, the little mermaid with such a beautiful body and such a beautiful body like Xiao Cao is out of print in the world!Sea, land and air are all right, Xianhui can do housework, can preside over the flag-raising ceremony, and her academic performance is not bad, and her butt is big enough and she must have strong fertility!

What else is he dissatisfied with?It's so rude to meet you for the first time!

Li Hao was very unwilling to admit that the tiger was his buddy, so he sent several text messages saying he was on the way, liar!Do you think you are human?

With your cultivation base, even if you can't fly through the clouds, can it be difficult to make small movements in an instant?

It's not sincere!

Li Hao hesitated for a long time, and then said, "Otherwise, I'll take you back first, I'm sorry I didn't understand this matter today, Xiao Cao, I'm sorry."

The Tiger King didn't come, but Cao Zhiwei breathed a sigh of relief, "It's okay, Brother Hao, I'll just go back by myself. It's not your fault, don't think too much about it."

Look, how understanding the little mermaid is!

Li Hao patted his head anxiously, Xiao Cao is so good, it completely fits the description of the charming little fish prince in the novel.

Why can't I find a good husband!It's all life!

"It's all here, brother, please have a meal, order whatever you want." Li Hao is the master of the world, and he put the menu in front of Cao Zhiwei very richly.

Cao Zhiwei's eyes are bright, and money is tight recently, and he almost lost weight from two meals a day, so he must make up for it!

"I want to eat this!"

French kelp soup, Luo Songhai cabbage broth, etc., just look at the name and feel very delicious!

Li Hao didn't care about the price at all, and directly invited the waiter to report the name of the dish, blurting out fluent French.

==Compared to English, Wolf King, who used to be popular in the underground of Paris, is better at French, so he always confuses with English grammar, so his English scores have not improved significantly.

The embarrassing atmosphere caused by waiting for others has eased, and Cao Zhiwei and Li Hao have been in the same class for so long, so there are naturally many topics to talk about.

Although it is not hot, it will definitely not be cold.

Just when this French feast was coming to an end, the male pig of this blind date came late, "Brother Hao, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, brother really has something wrong this time!"

He originally wanted to be tall, rich and handsome, so he borrowed a Mercedes-Benz from Fox King to trot for two, but he rear-ended him before driving far, and waiting for the traffic police to make a statement was really annoying. The breaking process is very slow, but it doesn't matter if the car can be left behind ==, the main reason is that you can't afford it!

so!I'm late!

Li Hao didn't give him a good look, "You still know?" He said and slapped him on the head.

The Tiger King bared his teeth, but he forced a smile, "Being angry, I punish myself with three cups, isn't it okay? Originally, I wanted to come earlier, but it didn't cause a car accident."

"Car accident?" Li Hao was stunned.

Cao Zhiwei was also stunned, "Car accident?"

The sweet and ethereal voice quickly attracted Tiger King's attention.

I'm sorry, there's a beauty here!My blind dog eyes didn't catch the beauty in the first place!

Tiger King's heart was turbulent, he was not sure if this was the little mermaid who was going on a blind date today, in case it was Mrs. Li coughing or something, so he remained calm for a while, "Brother Li, this is..."

Is it the wolf sister-in-law or the future tiger sister-in-law?

Tiger King's face was calm but his eagerness could not be concealed, but he kept rubbing his hands together.

Li Hao's complexion is very bad, this typical pervert's performance really embarrasses the Tiger Clan!

"This is my classmate. We just met by chance and had a meal together." Now he completely regrets being a matchmaker, he is a bad person at all!

Cao Zhiwei blinked his eyes, he didn't understand why Li Hao introduced him like that, but he stood up politely and shook hands with Tiger King, "Hello, my name is...cough, Zhiwei."

Fuck, I feel more like Zeng Zhiwei when I put it this way!

The Tiger King only knew the surname of the person he was going on a blind date with, Cao, and didn't know what his name was. He felt a little regretful that he was neither sister-in-law nor sister-in-law Hu.

There must be no shortage of people around such a beautiful beauty, hey, these little hands are really soft!

"Hello, my name is Wang Erhu, just call me Erhu together with Brother Li."

"Oh." Cao Zhiwei sincerely despised this untechnical name.

Wang Erhu, if he really has a child with him in the future, should he be called Wang Sanhu?What a shame!

(Please refer to Li Longwang's family for naming rules)

The three chatted for a while, Li Hao sent Cao Zhiwei home, leaving Wang Erhu to pay the bill at the front desk!

Wang Erhu was a little bit remorseful at first, he didn't make a move and quickly asked Xiaomei Nan for a phone number, but there is no way out, and the waiter handed him a card before he left.

"Sir, this is something your table guests forgot."

Tiger King took a closer look, and it turned out to be a student ID card.

Cao Zhiwei, Class 3, Senior [-]!The small photo shows the beauty just now, and the silly two-inch photo looks like a world-class blockbuster!

Damn... this is our future Mrs. Hu!

Brother Li, you have caused me so much misery. If I had known such a beautiful person with such tender skin, I would have been there on time even if I had given up on the Mercedes-Benz!

Li Hao, "Ah Choo—"

Cao Zhiwei, "Ah Choo—"

Li Hao, "Xiao Cao has a cold?"

Cao Zhiwei shook his head, "There must be ghosts floating around here, I don't have a constitution that catches cold so easily."

Li Hao rolled his eyes, "Ghost? Call Lao Shi to come?"

Cao Zhiwei pursed his lips, "I think Lao Shi should be busy with the monitor right now."

Li Hao, "..."