my teacher

In the first class of Qu Cangmang's teacher career, it can be said that he encountered many problems.

He suddenly realized that the class information he had obtained before the official start of the school must be incomplete. Why did all the students in a newly formed class have the same summer homework topics?

Is it just a coincidence?

But as far as he knows, the summer homework for each class in the whole school year is different.

Also, why in this newly formed class, every student does not seem very strange to each other, and there is a sense of familiarity in normal communication that cannot be ignored.

There are even a few who would rather be fined to stay at night as a student on duty, but also find excuses for lying about other people's late behavior?

In addition, the class list only marked the attendance rate, without the final grades of the previous semester, and there is no class that the students belonged to. Don't you think it is too strange?

Leaving aside the fact that he is a new teacher, the head teacher who has just taken over a new class needs to have a certain understanding of the previous grades of the students in this class.

Qu Cangmang frowned slightly, which teacher summed up this information?It's really irresponsible.

Three minutes before the bell for the end of get out of class, Qu Cangmang saw that the "colorful" faces under the podium had clearly shown their eagerness for the break.

This point, he just walked out of the campus not long ago can also understand, but more or less still feel a little frustrated.

Why does it seem that I have made things difficult for you? Didn't I just ask a few people random questions and punish a few people for cleaning the classroom?

What's more, the first class is just an impromptu small class meeting, and the textbook has not yet begun to be formally cut...

After Qu Cangmang was silent for 30 seconds, his voice was still steady. It was obviously a question, but he had already added affirmation, "Our class has always been 15 people, right? You are directly promoted, not divided into classes?"

"Cough—yes—"

"Yes……"

"Hmm..." I didn't expect this old wet to find out so soon.

Qu Cang nodded clearly, and "once again" accurately threw the short chalk tip towards the one in the bottom right row, "Wang Yaoguang, stand up!"

This little bald man who didn't show face, he taught a class on the stage by himself, and he almost slept in the class below.

Looking at the small and white chalk stubs bouncing all over the floor around the seat, Qu Cangmang deeply thought that it would be better to apply for more erasers from the logistics department.

Throwing the chalk over, it is obvious that there is no long-term memory when the eraser is thrown over.

The bald boy stood up with a "swish", and his small eyes, which had been opened a moment ago, subconsciously ran towards the watch on the classroom wall.

get out of class is over in two or three minutes?Wang Yaoguang actually laughed out loud, "Hehehe..."

Qu Cangmang, "..."

The whole class, "..."

You said this person, how big is his heart?

Maybe it was because the atmosphere in the class was too silent, Wang Yaoguang finally realized that he was called to stand up by Lao Shi, and there was a piece of white chalk on his head.

So he...excitedly flashed his not-so-big phoenix eyes, and those small eyes seemed to say—Old Shi, look at how well I practice kung fu, I can stand up to anything you throw at me!

Even if you throw a water tank over, I can still hit it right, without leaking a single drop of water!Not to mention the little chalk head.

Qu Cangmang, "..."

He had a... urge to lift the podium and throw it over.

No, it can't be like this, the class is so beautiful, but I'm so irritable, so calm down and calm down.

Wang Jinyu at the back table finally couldn't stand it anymore. Originally, Lao Shi only asked three people to answer about summer vacation in the small class meeting today, and the others were safe and sound.

This get out of class is about to end now, can you calm down a little bit, brat?Stop looking for trouble!

Just as Qu Cangmang lowered his head as if looking through the roster, Wang Jinyu opened his mouth wide, aimed at the little bald head's thigh and gnawed it.

Unexpectedly, Qu Cangmang waved his hand suddenly at this time, indicating that Wang Yaoguang can sit down first, so the aligned position inevitably moved up a bit...

Then, the right half of the bald classmate's buttocks was gnawed off a large piece.

Wang Yaoguang and Wang Jinyu have lived in the same dormitory for more than a year. It may be that he has been gnawed too many times. Even if half of his butt is gone, he doesn't have much reaction for a while, and just sits down straight away.

But as soon as I sit down, I feel it. One petal is high and the other is low. What kind of trouble is this?

Wang Yaoguang quickly jumped up again like a grasshopper, covered the seriously injured part, and shouted at someone, "Niema—surnamed Wang—you can't stop!"

He said it as if his surname was Li.

I gnawed my feet last night, but I still have to make an inch today. Did I gnaw on my ass?Do you think this is eating chicken butts that cost two yuan a bunch?

Wang Jinyu raised his eyebrows leisurely, and just about to say something sarcastic, when he heard "Ouch", a math book was glued onto Wang Yaoguang's face.

Hehe, I made you laugh. I was photographed by the eraser just after class, and you are more advanced than my eraser this time!Congratulations dear!

Wang Jinyu wiped his mouth with his sleeve very gracefully, and the bald head looked at Qu Cangmang with tears in his eyes, "Old Shi, Wang Jinyu bit my ass in class."

Qu Cangmang, who just wanted to criticize and educate, "..."

The other dozen or so people in the class collectively despise it, the Holy Land of the classroom, do you dare to emphasize it again.

Shi Liangsen stroked his ponytail with a smile, "Xiao Guang, it's not the first time Jin Yu has done this, you haven't gotten used to it yet."

Her problem with answering the phone still can't be changed.

The words inside and outside the words seem to blame the little bald head, why are you so surprised, anyway, if you bite you, you won’t spurt blood, and you won’t spread zombie poison. Seriously speaking, you have nothing to lose at all. , Missing arms and legs and growing new ones, wouldn't it be over.

Wang Yaoguang was not happy at the time, "Then why is it always me who gets hurt? I don't owe him anything. Last month he overdrawn his credit card and bought a counterfeit Apple 5. This month he was chased by the bank. I don't care about the past. Helped him pay half of it!"

In the end, this is only good, and I will repay my kindness with revenge!

Mentioning the counterfeit Apple 5, Wang Jinyu's face was not very good. He was careless and bought a fake product for the sake of cheapness.

Apple 5 is an apple that has been bitten off, and what he bought was a trademark of a tomato that was bitten off. Depressed, he hasn't ordered tomato scrambled eggs with rice for a month.

At this moment, the get out of class bell rang.

Everyone couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief. They really passed the class without any danger! (…)

As soon as Wang Yaoguang heard the bell for the end of get out of class, he turned his head and ignored the fact that half of his butt was gnawed off, "Oh, it's finally the end of get out of class. I couldn't sleep well after holding back my urine for a class."

Then Wang Jinyu at the back table suddenly felt nauseous.

Starting today, we must develop a good habit of picky eating every day!

Wang Yaohui stretched his waist, completely ignored the abnormal state of half of his buttocks, and ran towards the door of the classroom. As a result, he slammed into a wall of people.

"Old, old wet..." Wang Yaoguang was so shocked by his stare that he almost peed in fright.

"Do you still know that I am a teacher? Have I called get out of class to end?"

"No, no..."

Qu Cangmang said coldly, "Then why are you running?"

Wang Yaoguang stumbled, "Run, run? I-I need to pee..."

"Okay, you go first." Qu Cangmang moved away with bouncing veins, he couldn't really let him pee in the classroom, could he?There are two female students here.

Feeling extremely depressed, he thought, he somewhat understood why the information for this class was incomplete.

Guess, the teacher in charge of this matter is probably too lazy to tidy up, and there are probably no teachers willing to lead this strange class, so he, a newcomer, is allowed to charge forward...

Until now, Wang Huanyu couldn't explain where the fish in the fish tank went.

There was also the study committee member named Li Longwang, who spouted nonsense for more than ten minutes, few of which were true, but there were still people responding, which was completely incomprehensible.

Qu Cangmang held the lesson plans and the textbooks brought over by Wang Jinyu, instead of leaving the classroom immediately, but stood at the door of the classroom, narrowing his eyes slightly to look at the status of the students in the class after class.

Except for Wang Yaoguang who ran out urgently to urinate, the others showed nothing special.

He remembered that Wang Yaoguang was still the sports committee member of the class.

Not to mention, those few steps were really fast.

Qu Cangmang really admired the former head teacher of this class, and was even curious about the teacher's teaching plan at this time.

He thought for a while, and casually asked a person at the table, "Li Hao, how are the class cadres selected in the class?" Usually they are votes, but not necessarily in this class.

Li Hao, who was combing his hair in front of the mirror, said absently, "Oh, it's all a lottery."

Qu Cangmang, "..." Sure enough.

Cao Zhiwei, who was sitting behind Li Hao, shook one of them with his tail secretly, "Old Shi, don't listen to this nonsense. How could the whole class be selected by lottery?"

Qu Cangmang nodded, his words were quite reliable.

Cao Zhiwei, "The squad leader is not."

Qu Cangmang, "..."

Li Hao responded immediately, "That's right, I forgot about this even if Cao Zhiwei didn't say it, the class leader is indeed not selected by lottery, the class leader is the class leader before he enters school!"

The tone is called a pride.

Qu Cangmang, "..."

The teacher was finally so stimulated by the students that he couldn't stay any longer. Before leaving, he said harshly, "After school at night, the whole class stays on duty! Clean the restrooms of the whole school!"

Immediately there was a burst of wailing, "Eh? No way... I was shot without saying a word..."

"Old wet, I have a date tonight!"

"Old Wet, I have a mission to make rain tonight!"

"Old wet, I still have to work part-time! Our lobster boss said that if you are late for one minute, you will be charged 1!"

"teacher……"

"What the fuck?" Qu Cangmang suddenly poked his head out of the door again, shocking the entire class into silence.

In the end, Lao Shi didn't leave?They were almost speechless =口=

In fact, you are already indistinguishable from being speechless.

Qu Cangmang turned back half way, and there was a natural reason, "Squad leader and study committee members, collect all summer assignments from our class, and write down the names of those who haven't handed in all or those who forgot to bring, and hand them in on a piece of paper. Give me."

"Yes--"

This time, Lao Shi really left.

Li Longwang heaved a sigh of relief, nodded to Ran in the last row, then cleared his throat, and said, "Does anyone remember what summer homework is?"

"Really, do you...remember?"

"..."