my teacher

Lao Shi returned to school after being detoxified, and was greeted warmly by the whole class, and some people eagerly presented their latest chemistry results!

"Old wet, I passed!" Cao Zhiwei cried with joy, he passed chemistry for the first time!His first, first, time!

"Old Shi, you see that I'm right in every one of the major questions!" Although Li Longwang failed, his progress was obvious to all.

Xu Zheng's eyes were very red, and the little monk also had signs of a full face, "Woooo, Lao Shi, we miss you so much."

"Okay, okay, how old are you? Why are you crying?" Qu Cangmang was very helpless. Although he didn't want to admit it, he was indeed the youngest in this class, "Okay, I'm fine. Come up."

"Yes!" The sound was thick and loud.

Lao Shi, although Nai didn't show up all afternoon, we miss Nai so much!

The cave episode——

Comrade Animal is very conscientious in poisoning, and also conscientious in being beaten. If he is really caught by the cat and goes to school again, he will definitely die now.

Xu was quick-witted, and before he was about to be carried to the school gate, he farted loudly without warning!This is how to escape.

The animal was in severe pain, but still humbly rubbed against its master, and said humbly, "I'm very sorry, I failed again."

The poisoning in the office was successful because Tang Shuai and Qu Cangmang were not in the same office, and the poisoning in the dormitory was successful because the cat likes to wander around and hook up with girls during the day.

Originally, he was lucky enough to save the master's layout, but unexpectedly, an alien Cheng Yaojin killed him halfway, and destroyed all his hard work with mango pudding.

hate it?The beast comrades almost hated it to death.

But he was even more worried that the master would not want it... Aww...

"Master, please give me another chance!"

"Fuck off—don't be too hypocritical, you bastard, I asked you to find a boy boy, but you found me a bunch of sluts! I asked you to poison and cripple people! You are good, and you took the most vicious After giving it to Qu Cangmang, don’t you worry that if you poison someone to death, you will be poisoned if you eat it? Beast—go away—don’t be an eyesore here.”

As he said that, he kicked the animal classmate away.

It also survived from ancient times, why is this one so different from a cat?Sure enough, animals also have RP distinctions?

The abused one wiped its face in satisfaction, and the owner kicked itself, indicating that the owner was just complaining and not disgusted, and that he still wanted his own.

If you are hypocritical, you can be hypocritical, anyway, I am the first person all the way, even if I am hypocritical, readers will not criticize me.

So a certain beast in the waves decided to go out of the mountain again to help the master find a delicious pink and tender little virgin.

::>_<::I::>_<::is::>_<::min::>_<::cut::>_<::The line has recently been in a state of confusion and ran into a strange The way of getting along with each other, the cohabitation life officially kicked off the mysterious prelude.

At night, before going to bed, Qu Cangmang would take a bath to relax and wash away the fatigue and dust of the day. Although his body is not easy to get dusty, he is used to cleanliness, and he always feels that he cannot sleep without flushing.

As a result, the branches became the little helpers for the old wet bath every night.

He ran out of the steam room wearing a large plush bathrobe, his curly hair was dripping, but he only touched the bathrobe, but couldn't find a towel to dry his hair.

"Well, don't you have towels at home?"

The branch gently arranged Lao Shi's messy and wet hair, then raised his head, "Yes, wait a minute."

Qu Cangmang stepped on the small water-absorbing mat and waited. After half a day, he handed him a large pile of leaves... Although the leaves are big and soft to the touch, what are these things for me?

But he said, "Use this to wipe it off."

Natural towels are stronger than those artificial towels mixed with chemical fibers.

Qu Cangmang was startled, "Oh."

Once I accepted the setting that the monitor is not a human being, I seem to have completely accepted the branches dancing around the room, the branches rubbing my back when I take a bath, the branches covering my bed when I sleep, and the branches cleaning the dishes and cleaning the table after eating.

The branches are really caring and virtuous.

Qu Cangmang was a little envious of Ran's ability to be so good and convenient. With the branches, even sleeping on the same bed with Ran at night would not be awkward.

The branches spaced the distance between them perfectly.

But, is that really the case...Old Wet...

In front of Ran, Qu Cangmang didn't have to deliberately pretend that he was an ordinary person, and there was nothing missing to sell to the ghosts. Anyway, Ran had a lot of space in his home, which could be used to store goods.

No, "Xiao Cang, come pack some cigarettes."

A dark claw protruded from the floor, the claw was sharp, but when the whole person crawled out of the ground, he completely restrained his momentum, and just rightly did not damage a single inch of wood in the house.

Yes, Ran's house is full of wooden products, the workmanship is exquisite, Qu Cangmang feels very distressed if it is damaged.

Lao Wet is especially artistic!

"What brand do you want?"

"Hey...you can make do with a box of pandas. You don't know. Recently, your sister-in-law has gone crazy. She searches my wallet every day. This month's pocket money has been deducted a lot. I can't afford it at all. Smoke! Wipe."

A man without money is simply too useless, even a male ghost feels particularly weak.

This is an era when money can make motu ghosts, wow!

"Cough... sister-in-law may be in urgent need." Qu Cangmang didn't like to participate in other people's housework, so he handed over two packs of cigarettes, but in the end he only charged for one pack of cigarettes.

Originally, he wanted to simply not accept it, but sometimes ghosts are more face-saving than people, so he tilted his head and said seriously, "Make up the rest later."

"It's still Xiaocang that's interesting! Brother, I take your love!" The ghost ran away contentedly holding the cigarette case.

Qu Cangmang smiled, and soon welcomed the next customer, "Brother Xiaocang, can I make an order?"

This time it was a female ghost, and she was quite familiar with Qu Cangmang.

Back then, Qu Cangmang helped lure this female ghost to the bottom, but she didn't want to be reincarnated, and wanted to be a female civil servant in the underworld!

Qu Cangmang nodded with a smile, "Sure, what do you want to order? Describe it as specifically as possible."

"I know Brother Cang is interesting!" Unlike the group of old guys below, they all shook their heads after listening to it, "It's nothing special, it's just a limited edition comic, and you may need to buy it online. Cough, before I died, I still had some spare money in my Alipay account. If it is not frozen, it can still be used. I will tell you the account password in a while, and you can help me go to XX Limited Bookstore to take two sets of books."

"Book title." Qu Cangmang took out a small notebook, ready to make detailed records.

""The World's First Love", "Innocent Romance", and "XX Garden" high-definition DVD, "My President's Little Wild Cat" uncut collection collection, "My Dangerous Aftermath of Dominating the World" Author's signature."

Qu Cangmang, "..."

Compared with the last time I came to order three boxes of ultra-thin female ghosts for night use, it seems that it is not much better.

After getting the account, Qu Cangmang quickly used Ran's Yali notebook to go to the online shopping page, and quickly found the set and DVD that the female ghost had wanted for a long time. Even if Qu Cangmang wanted to pretend he couldn't see, he couldn't help it.

Qu Cangmang seldom does online shopping, because he finds online banking troublesome.

The number of this female ghost has been blocked by the website long after she died, and she has ordered everything but can't pay for it, what should I do?

If you need something, you can find the monitor.

"Well, do you have online banking?" Lao Shi asked with the mentality of trying it out.

After taking a bath, Ran stepped out of the primeval forest-like space, walked behind Lao Shi, bent down and looked at the computer screen with him.

Then the corners of her lips raised, "Yes."

"Oh, let me buy something."

"Okay." Ran clenched his hands into fists and stroked his lips lightly, "So Lao Shi likes to read these books, order me a set too."

"You, what do you want these for?" Qu Cangmang turned his head, and his face was bloodied by his understanding expression.

What are you doing?Is it not to please you?

Then he put down his hands, and the hot air from his mouth sprayed directly on the old wet and fair neck, "I don't have a TV here, only a computer, but you don't like surfing the Internet, so living here must be boring."

Cracks appeared on Qu Cangmang's face, so you bought it and plan to show it to me?

Out of the corner of his eye, he glanced at the cover of the president Xiaoyaomao on the website page, and saw the shocking picture of two naked men overlapping and covered in suspicious liquid, and suddenly Lei wanted to cry.

The card number and password were readily given to Lao Shi, but he thought that they would be under Qu Cangmang's care anyway, and it would not make the same difference if they were given sooner or later.

So the virtuous branches danced and squirmed rhythmically again, and when Lao Shi was still debating whether to buy a set for Ran, he had already spread the quilt on the bed neatly.

"Old wet, don't be addicted to the Internet, it's getting late, let's go to bed early."

Qu Cangmang stared at the computer expressionlessly.

Who said I don't like surfing the Internet just now?

Half an hour later, Qu Cangmang, who had ordered two books and a DVD online, finally got into bed, hugging the quilt he had prepared for him, feeling the warmth of the branches, and laying down happily. yawned.

"Good night."

"Yeah." Ran responded softly, before turning off the light and lying down, he pressed two kisses on the corners of Qu Cangmang's lips.

And looking at the drowsy old wet, he is completely too lazy to take it for granted, and he won't lose a piece of meat after being kissed twice!

Habits are a terrible thing, a kiss that does not reject, will the next step be to accept the response?

Then he closed his eyes in a good mood, and the branches slowly tightened silently, wrapped around Lao Shi's waist, and put them on Lao Shi's chest.

From time to time, the tips of the tender green branches would scratch the two little red beans on his chest.

What a pleasure to sleep.