my teacher

On Friday afternoon, there was another regular school staff meeting. Qu Cangmang sat in the last row and carefully recorded the related matters related to the school's autumn sports meeting at the end of September... and then... began to wander the world openly and aboveboard.

His eyes were fixed on the bald head of the vice-principal who was talking on the stage, with a calm and serious face on his face, but he was thinking about the arrangements for the flag-raising ceremony in his heart.

The flag raiser is... don't worry too much, but he is very steady and responsible.

One of the flag bearers is Qiqi... Although this student has a certain tendency to violence, he has a good personality and is also trustworthy.

The other flag bearer is Yuan Yin... There is no need to worry about this, Yuan Yin is more face-saving than anyone else, and he will not lose the chain easily.

Who made Qu Cong Cang worry the most?Naturally, it was Cao Zhiwei who took the lead alone.

The Chinese score of the little mermaid prince is very good. When reading the text, he can enunciate clearly and his voice is clear and melodious.

For example, from time to time, I dragged the tail of the fish and jumped around the class, making the table and the floor full of water.

For another example, the underwear was thrown around, and it was caught in the homework book a few times and handed in without knowing... Then, every time, Qu Cangmang washed it and returned it to him.

Well, it's still machine washable ==

Definitely not hand rubbed.

It wasn't until Tang Shuai, who was also distracted, bumped him twice with his elbow, that Qu Cangmang managed to regain his senses.

"What did the vice principal say?"

Tang Shuai didn't listen carefully, but he had a cheat.

The fingers of the right hand lightly circled under the table, and a small white bug that was almost invisible to the naked eye flapped its transparent wings and moved up. a paragraph of text.

Of course, apart from the worm master himself who is proficient in worm language, only the little larva knows what it means.

Both confidentiality and convenience are very good, five-star recommendation.

Is that so.

Tang Shuai rubbed his chin with his other free hand, and smiled a little silly, "Xiao Cang, next Tuesday our school organizes to go to Guanglu to watch a movie. I heard it is the latest "Journey to the West: Conquering the Demons". Tsk tsk, Sanzhang and I haven't finished filming the stinky monkey, I really convinced humans... Oh, by the way, next week will be class-based, with the head teacher and a subject teacher in charge of each class."

While sighing, Tang Shuai did not forget to mention the serious matter.

Qu Cangmang nodded, quietly waiting for what he had to say.

Tang Shuai's smile deepened, "I happened to be assigned to Xiao Cang's third class, this is fate!"

"Really." Qu Cangmang's smile seemed a bit far-fetched.

For some reason, he suddenly felt that Teacher Tang, who had been with him for a long time, was also out of harmony, and he couldn't tell what was so awkward.

Could it be that non-humans have come into contact with more recently?

Hmm... maybe so.

At this time, Qu Cangmang completely ignored his physique that was very easy to provoke non-humans since he was a child.

Tang Shuai took advantage of Qu Cangmang's bowing his head to take notes, and the tip of his nose, which was long and short, came to his shoulder again, consciously or unconsciously sniffing against the fabric, his movements were light and slow.

Ah... so fragrant!

When can I lick it?It is best to take two bites to satisfy your hunger.

Tang Shuai gradually narrowed his deep eyes, and the white tip of his tongue stretched out, drawing an arc at the corner of his mouth, and then retracted quickly.

Still not enough, when dealing with Xiao Cang's abstinent and virgin male type, don't be impatient, don't be rash, and slowly infiltrate into his life with a normal heart, until he completely accepts himself, then it will be effective!

That's right, that's it.

Qu Cangmang concentrated on recording the thoughts that had been filtered in his mind several times, and he didn't care about the itching on his shoulders.

First of all, the people in the class have recently learned to abide by the time, not to be late or to leave early, to hand in homework as early as possible, not to plagiarize, not to cheat with tails and tentacles... This is definitely a good start.

Then... Maybe we can give everyone more trust, and the meeting place is right at the entrance of the cinema.

Eight fifteen should be about the same.

Entrance at 08:30, and the official opening at [-]:[-], even if someone wants to go to WC twice before the opening, there is plenty of time.

His head drooped a little more, a few strands of dark black hair lifted up slightly, and slid down gently along his smooth and full forehead, causing waves of ripples unintentionally, making Tang Shuai's eyes straighten, and he almost pressed I couldn't stop licking it with my tongue.

wipe!no!Can't help it!

Tang Shuai twisted his neck mechanically, the arc was extremely skewed, and his whole head seemed to be suspended outside, separated from his body.

Just when the big mouth was about to perch on the top of Qu Cangman's head, Tang Shuai's mouth was pulled away forcefully with a "snap" by the black cat's claws. , and rushed up to mend two paws fiercely.

Now the hatred is finally relieved!Fortunately, the hall arrived in time.

Is cooking people something you can touch casually?Get out!

Now the right half of his face was swollen, Tang Shuai never thought that Cheng Yaojin could be killed halfway, his eyes narrowed dangerously, his white tongue was about to move in his mouth.

Cats are not afraid of him, they are all "divine beasts" recorded in ancient times, so we are afraid of each other!He has long wanted to compete with this dead bug!

Can you pretend to be awesome in human form?Are you a chemistry teacher?

I can make coffee and tea for the brewer, can you?I clean the house and tidy up the bathroom for the cook every day, can you do it?

Disgusting bastard who only plays with bugs all day long... Cooking people will definitely look down on you!

There was a flash of lightning and thunder, and fierce sparks shot out from both eyes. Fortunately, this is the last row of the unremarkable.

Qu Cangmang finally couldn't take it anymore, put down the pen in his hand, and the heads of each person and cat shuddered, "Quiet me!"

Lao Shi's domineering side leaked instantly.

The cat "meowed" twice and had already gotten used to Qu Cangmang's oppression and intimidation, and soon became extremely docile, even sticking out its little tongue so cutely that it swiped twice on Qu Cangmang's palm.

Anyway, the old face is long gone ==

However, Tang Shuai froze completely. His long tongue was still on tour outside. If it could be stretched a little longer, it would be able to lick his own nipples. The length is absolutely abnormal, but Qu Cangmang didn't say anything. , just glanced at him lightly, and then... continued to write.

How do you know how to write?What would Xiao Cang be like with a slightly surprised expression QAQ!

Tang Shuai was suddenly a little discouraged, so his identity was exposed, so there was no sense of accomplishment.

"Why don't you ask anything!"

"Ask what?" Qu Cangmang rubbed his chin with the pen, and continued writing without lifting his eyelids.

"Ask who I am!"

"Isn't it Tang Shuai?" Perhaps it was Tang Cricket.

"Xiao Cang..." Tang Shuai also wanted to imitate cats and pretend to be cute, but Nima's appearance is not very strong, she hasn't transformed into her original form for hundreds of years, and she almost forgot how many whiskers she has on her body.

The cat nestled on Qu Cangmang's legs again, and carefully found a comfortable position. Its four paws cooperated tacitly to shrink itself into a small ball, trying to reduce the sense of existence as much as possible.

Of course, he didn't forget to despise Tang Shuai who exposed his real chrysanthemum.

You deserve it, I told you to plot against me!

Until the end of the meeting, Qu Cangmang didn't talk to Tang Shuai again.

To be honest, Tang Shuai's nonsense was nothing to him at all, and he didn't feel too terrified when more than a dozen people in the class revealed their identities at the same time.

Tang Shuai is the first teacher friend Qu Cangmang made in this school. He cherishes it very much and firmly believes that status is not an obstacle to making friends.

There are simply too many people who are not human, and Tang Shuai just happens to be one of them.

Seeing that there were fewer and fewer people around, Qu Cangmang also packed up his notebooks and prepared to leave with his bag in his hands. Tang Shuai finally became anxious, and in desperation childishly grabbed the corner of Qu Cangmang's shirt, "Xiao Cangmang, Please listen to my explanation, I didn't mean to hide it from you."

"En." Qu Cangmang nodded in a good-tempered manner, a little confused about what he wanted to express.

Tang Shuai was a little depressed, it was hard to find a good friend, and it was hard to find a confidant. Qu Cangmang was such a rare human being, "I admit, I had abnormal intentions at first, I..."

"Me what me?" Qu Cangmang waved his hand and interrupted him, not because he was rude, but because Tang Shuai's words were too nutritious.

Didn't I say nothing?The students in the class are still waiting for me to go back and host the class meeting! "Just forgive me if you invite me to dinner next Monday. Is that okay? If it's okay, I'll leave first."

Tang Shuai, "..."

Is this the end?

"Oh, that's right." Qu Cangmang walked to the stairs, and suddenly turned back, "Brother Tang, now that we've talked, I really want to ask you for help. The students in our class have poor chemistry foundations." Alright, don't ask too difficult questions in the next exam, and start training from the most basic ones."

Tang Shuai was silent, "..."

"Brother Tang?" Qu Cangmang looked straight at him.

Tang Shuai immediately smiled and nodded readily, "Okay, I got it."

Xiao Cang, Xiao Cang, what should I say about you?

Qu Cangmang also smiled at him, and shook the cat lying on his shoulder with a wave of his hand, "Take this one to your office first, some children in our class are afraid of strangers."

The corners of Tang Shuai and Mao's mouths twitched again, "Kid, kid... afraid of being born?"

The child Qu Cangmang mentioned was Cao Zhiwei. The class meeting originally planned to rehearse the whole process of the flag-raising ceremony, so the most important host must not be scared to cry by the cat first.

Cao Zhiwei likes to lie in the fish tank when reciting texts, making the book smaller and spitting bubbles over and over again.

The fish tank was well soundproofed, so he couldn't hear him no matter how much he thumped inside. This time, he was also floating in the fish tank to recite the script of the host.

What should I do, I seem a little nervous!

"Xiao Cao, can you not put your underwear on my desk! You wet your homework! How many times have we washed it for you? Why don't you remember it!"

Cao Zhiwei poked his head out of the water holding the manuscript, and hummed softly, "You don't understand, Lao Shi never dislikes me!"

"I almost despise you! How do you know that Lao Shi doesn't despise you?"

Cao Zhiwei simply jumped out of the fish tank with his tail propped up, without even taking the manuscript and wearing no clothes, "Old wet is different. Cough, especially for me."

The little monk squinted at him, shook his head, "I didn't see it."

Lao Shi treats them equally, regardless of their academic performance, and absolutely does not engage in specialization of grades.

Of course, occasionally Lao Shi will take care of Yuan Yin more, because now the kid is nominally the younger brother of Lao Shi's household registration book...a younger brother who is hundreds of years old...

Envy envy hate.

The little monk stared at Yuan Yin with wide eyes, and Cao Zhiwei also stared at Yuan Yin as if he understood something.

Yuan Yin was working hard on the question, and the two searchlights shot him innocently. He didn't know why he was shot, but he still stared back fiercely.

Who is afraid of whom!I am the first in the class!

"The class meeting is now open." Qu Cangmang hurriedly opened the door and came in, raised his wrist to look at his watch, and said, "It's a little late, so we'll save the introduction of the flag-raiser and flag-bearer. The host...cough, put you Put on your pants first. Xu Zheng, hurry back to your seat, today's class meeting is just a rehearsal, so you don't need to write on the blackboard."

"Oh." Xu Zheng obediently stepped off the podium.

Qu Cangmang frowned suddenly, "Well, get some branches to wake Si Yu up."

"Papa, papa", these branches were much harder than the ones Qu Cangmang liked to pinch, and they were so loud that Si Yu jumped up from the chair in a jerk.

"Oh my god, it's thundering!"

Well, this kid is most afraid of thunder.

Li Long looked around, and it seemed that next time he asked Si Yu to get up, he could send himself on stage.

The new generation of good dragon kings must be able to strike thunder and flashes, turn clouds and rain all in one, and hail and snow are packages.

The monthly subscription is only sixty, isn't it cheap?

The most stubborn sleepy member in the class woke up, and when everything was ready, Cao Zhiwei appeared on the stage with a smile on his face.

Because he was too nervous, he almost slipped and fell on the stage, but no one in the class took the opportunity to laugh at him. At this time, he must learn from Lao Shi and remain serious.

With a calm face, Qu Cangmang silently suppressed the smile in his heart.

He wants to lead the way.

"I announce that the flag-raising ceremony in the third week of this semester will start now! The student who will be the flag-raiser this time is the class monitor of Class [-] and Class [-], and the two students who will be the flag-bearers this time are the publicity clerks of Class [-] and Class [-], Yuan Yin, Kiki in math."

"Papa papa" the whole class applauded face-saving, as if wishing they could snap their hands off.

"The first item of the flag-raising ceremony is going to be the first one, the flag... Cough, Lao Shi, why is the flag raised in the first item?" Cao Zhiwei is a good boy who asks when he doesn't understand.

Qu Cangmang said without thinking, "Because if you don't leave the flag, there will be no flag to raise."

Cao Zhiwei, "..."

Well, I never paid attention to this during the flag-raising ceremony before.

"The second item of the flag-raising ceremony is to raise the national flag and play the national anthem. All stand in awe and pay attention."

This paragraph is not difficult, the most important thing is the next item.

"Next, Li Hao, the organizing committee member of Classes [-] and [-], will give a speech under the national flag."

Li Hao stood up and took the stage, but Qu Cangmang looked straight at him, "Where... are your eyebrows?"

Stripped.

But Li Hao didn't say it, because it was too embarrassing, he was also the head of the clan anyway, "Shaved, hey...is it fashionable?"

Qu Cangmang, "..."

The whole class, "..."

It's okay to be a fool!