my teacher

The sunlight leaking through the carved curtains gently brushes on the floor, accompanied by the coffee-scented wind rushing into people’s nostrils, the white air-hole quilt seems to have the freshest smell, Qiqi’s life in Qu Cangmang’s dormitory He turned over on the big single bed, although he was completely naked, he wasn't too used to it.

To be more precise, Kiki is usually naked unless he needs to go out for class, because some fabrics may not be good things.

His skin is special, it is easy to cause allergies.

Qiqi loosened his aching shoulders, ignoring his body clamoring for oil.

When he got up from the bed and was about to observe the situation in this strange place, he accidentally found a stack of clothes on the bedside table.

There are underwear, socks, and a set of white casual clothes at the bottom.

At the same time, there is a touch-screen mobile phone on the bedside table.

And this phone... seems to be...

"you're awake?"

Qiqi raised his chin and looked at the person who came. It was a completely unfamiliar face, but as long as he slightly adjusted the focus of his eyes, he could vaguely see that the person's real body was a black cat.

"Maoyou?" In just one second, Kiki has already called up the most likely judgment result and all the information about Maoyou from the brain database.

How to say Qiqi is also a humanoid weapon that makes the entire continent in another time and space go crazy for it. Whether it is brain speed or attack power, it is an absolutely perfect existence.

Of course, except when the body is short of oil.

Once the lack of oil reaches a certain level, it will gradually rust and soon lose all mobility.

This is also one of the reasons why the group of people are not worried that he will escape from the laboratory. Without oil, he is just a piece of waste, and that special oil does not exist on earth.

"Hmm, it seems that there are two tricks." After eating the grilled fish that Qu Cangmang brought back, the cat regained a lot of physical strength, and looked very proud, especially when he was not in front of Qu Cangmang, so he didn't have to pretend to be a grandson anymore.

Qiqi looked around briefly, and quickly came to an accurate conclusion, "This is Lao Shi's home."

"That's right, it was the cook who picked you up." The cat had a strong naked body and a strong hormonal smell. He glanced at Kiki's exceptionally thin physique with contempt, and shook his head in disgust, "It's so much better than Kiki's body." The figure of the boiled person is still depressed."

Qiqi looked down at his fair but dry skin without knowing why, "Where's the old wet?"

"You said cooking people, I went to buy you food."

"Oh."

It turned out that I did not die.

Qiqi is very boring and rarely talks, but Cat always likes to ask him this and that, but most of the time he doesn't get any response.

It's just that although Qiqi doesn't like to talk very much, he is a beautiful young man exuding a strong aura of restraint, but Mao is obsessed with all kinds of beauties, so... the atmosphere doesn't seem too stiff?

Maoyou's paw tried to touch Qiqi's thigh several times, but was forced to retreat by various weapons.

The cold light radiated, and the silver gun pointed at the brain.

"You don't like your hands, so you don't want them anymore?" Qiqi tilted his head, his tone flat.

"Don't, don't be impulsive." There was a long cold sweat on the top of the cat's head again. These days, beauties are not easy to mess with. It's really hard to eat some tofu!

Sure enough, that fish was the cutest.

Wait, why am I thinking of stupid fish again?It's not gorgeous.

In fact, Qu Cangmang is not good at cooking, cats are easy to care for, and he will not die of hunger if he is given some fish every day. He himself is very picky about food, and he only eats one or two meals a day at most, and he basically eats Mengpo soup with rice.

There were no ingredients in the refrigerator, so Qu Cangmang simply went to a small supermarket near the school to buy bread and ham sausage, and finally took a few cans of milk, as well as small salted fish snacks and canned sardines that cats like to eat.

After greeting some teachers who were doing morning exercises in the yard, Qu Cangmang returned to the dormitory with his things.

Thinking of the student ID card he took out from Qiqi's trouser pocket last night, he couldn't help sighing silently... Until now, he still hasn't figured out why Qiqi disguised himself as a woman to go to school.

Transvestite?There are still difficulties...

And why are they lying in the alley with their clothes torn?Fortunately, although the pants are horrible, the underwear is still intact and has not been taken off.

"How do you feel? Is there anything uncomfortable?" The dormitory is not big. As soon as Qu Cangmang opened the door, he saw Qiqi who had already put on his sportswear, and... Maoyou running naked in the room.

This pussy cat!Qu Cangmang was speechless, "Come here!" He put the things away casually, and called the cat over with a cold face.

The cat was still thinking about how to successfully tease the beauty, but when he heard Qu Cangmang calling out in a low voice, he immediately let go of all his thoughts and passed away.

"Cook, cook..."

The following words were all smashed by the thrown canned fish.

"What to cook!" Qu Cangmang suppressed the anger in his heart, thinking that the student is still at home, so he shouldn't be too violent, "Qiqi, come and pick out what you like to eat, this person... cough, it's my cousin, His mind is a little abnormal, you don't need to pay attention to him."

Cat again, "..."

Kiki, "..."

Cousin or something.

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Five minutes later, Lao Shi kicked the cat out of the door by Lao Shi himself.

Don't you think it's embarrassing? Since you have such a thick skin, let's go outside and run wild.

The door of the dormitory was ruthlessly closed, and the "bang" that caused Chiguo to be thrown out of the cat's heart was almost broken again.

"How can you be such a scumbag, you are so scumbag. When the beautiful boy came, he discarded me as an old stick. You two didn't let me watch what you two wanted to do in the room. Woo... so inhuman!"

The door of the room opened again unknowingly, Qu Cangmang was holding a large box of dried fish, looking down at Maoyou with a cold expression, "Well, I'm really inhuman."

As he spoke, he threw the dried fish box directly into Qiqi's arms, and was firmly caught by the other party. Qu Cangmang suppressed the anger in his heart, and said lightly, "Eat Qiqi, my cousin." Today I decided to go on a diet to lose weight."

Cat again, "..."

No no, I was wrong to cook people QAQ

Immediately afterwards, just as the cat was about to hold his thigh for emergency relief, the door was closed again by Lao Shi, and this time it was locked from the inside, making it clear that he was not going to let him in.

"NO—boil people—"

Qu Cangmang ignored the howling and howling of the cat outside, since he was the only one living on this floor anyway, and he didn't worry that the cat would be watched again.

Sitting on the small sofa full of fluffy hair, he ate the breakfast bought in the supermarket together with Kiki, who was dressed in sportswear.

But it was a bit too dry to stuff it with bread, so Qu Cangmang couldn't bear it at first, "Qiqi, why don't you drink some milk?"

"I can't drink it." Today's oil-deficient body has many taboos.

Qu Cang nodded clearly, thinking that the other party didn't like drinking milk, so he didn't say anything, but got up and went to the balcony, and took out a box of jam from the mini refrigerator.

Treating others with jam made of red fruit, just thinking about it makes me feel very heartbroken.

But...the ones in the room are his students, and he is a strange old wet.

Qu Cangmang checked Qiqi's body briefly, and found no obvious wounds, but this did not rule out the possibility of internal injuries.

Why did Qiqi pass out in embarrassment in a deserted alley in the middle of the night?Now, it's time to ask.

Faced with his own Lao Shi's worried eyes during the interrogation, Qiqi felt a little troubled. First of all, he was not good at words, let alone lying.

But how should I tell Lao Shi what happened yesterday?Can it be said that I am actually a humanoid weapon transformed by people from other worlds, and that I came to the earth because I accidentally went to the wrong space when I was escaping from the hunt?

"Qiqi, don't worry about it. If you have any difficulties, Lao Shi will do everything in his power to help you." Qu Cangmang tried his best to soften his tone, and at the same time handed Qiqi a piece of bread with jam to ease the pain. The atmosphere became stiff for a moment.

When Kiki got the bread, he was immediately overwhelmed by the familiar scent.

There is a common saying on the earth called unintentionally planting willows and willows, and it must be used to describe such moments.

He didn't refuse, picked up the bread and took a bite silently, feeling the tight and even cracked skin being automatically repaired little by little, and the body clamoring for oil gradually regained its calm, Qiqi's eyes were clear Pure, at this moment, he has no defense against Qu Cangmang, no matter what the other party asks him, he can answer everything.

Lao Shi saved his life, even though he didn't know anything.

"Old wet, I'm a man."

"Well, I know, your underwear is drying on the balcony." Note, it is machine washable.

"Why do you have to dress up as a man? Qiqi, does your family know?" Qu Cangmang was actually more puzzled as to why the school didn't notice this at all, and what is the entrance examination for?

"No family."

"Oh." Qu Cangmang patted him on the shoulder understandingly, "Old Shi lives alone, when did transvestism start?"

Qiqi thought for a while, if men wearing women's clothing are called transvestites on earth, then this should be from, "Last August."

He remembered that it was the day before the military training, when Shi Liangsen and Li Longwang teamed up to put him in the woods, put on light makeup and put on a floral skirt.

Qu Cangmang thought for a moment, "Don't you want to change back to men's clothes?"

Qiqi thought, in fact, it would be better, but she still nodded her head, "I think so."

"Okay, I will report this matter to the school. So, can you talk about what happened last night now?"

"Last night? I..."

"Fighted with someone?" Qu Cangmang noticed Qiqi's unease with sharp eyes.

Qiqi nodded honestly, so Qu Cangmang understood in seconds.

"Did you hurt yourself?"

"A little bit." Only some body parts were damaged, but all of them have been repaired.

Qu Cangmang narrowed his eyes, "How did you beat him up?"

Qiqi was startled, "Bleeding, but the injury is not serious."

As a result, Qu Cangmang slapped the table, and no longer concealed his anger, "The next time you encounter this kind of thing, I will beat you to death, and Lao Shi will take care of you if you have something to do!"

The students in our class must not be bullied no matter inside or outside the school!

Kiki, "..."

Qiqi suddenly felt that it was necessary for him to explain, "Old Shi, that person is not from our school."

"It's not from our school? Then there's no need to control it. How close is that street to the school dormitory? You silly boy, why didn't you call and ask your class to help? What are you doing alone?"

Qu Cangmang decided that what happened must be because he wanted to eat tofu to take advantage of it, but found that Qiqi was a man, so he took a ruthless attack, spreading his anger on the innocent passer-by Qiqi.

Can the pants be torn?It's just too insane!

Qiqi, "Old wet...you..."

"Okay, take a good rest here today, and go to school with me tomorrow morning." It seems that it is necessary to set up a class communication team, the school is too messy, and it is easy for students to go out alone and be plotted . "By the way, what does the person who hurt you look like, describe it to me."

Qu Cangmang has already decided to spend two silver coins to issue a warrant below to find the man who injured Qiqi, and then...hehe...

In the end, Kiki silently drew a portrait of Kitson.

With a perfect humanoid weapon, there is no need to doubt the ability of art... So, a portrait of a real person was released.

Qu Cangmang pinched the drawing paper and sneered.

Dare to bully my students...