my teacher

The first day of my teacher's career can be said to be passed smoothly and very successfully.

Qu Cangmang stepped on the class bell and entered the classroom punctually with the help of Ling Ling, the small company commander of the ghost messenger, and Li Longwang, known as the king of lateness, also very rarely waited in the classroom early, obediently waiting for him Come roll call.

All in all, the students in the class performed very well, giving him the face of the new head teacher.

It's just... this result... is a bit outrageous.

Qu Cangmang turned over the English paper in his hand with some headaches. Most of the papers were multiple-choice questions. Even if he was confused, he could at least get a few of them right, right?

When he saw the end, he was happy instead of angry.

This student named You Kailun is really weird, how bad is his luck?There is not a single question that is scored, and the whole article is a clean zero egg.

The second session in the afternoon is his English class, because he took over on the first day, and it is different from the small impromptu class meeting and Chinese class in the morning, this time it is very formal!Qu Cangmang specially prepared a set of mock exam papers for the first English class in the class.

The topic was created by himself, and it was basically the key content of the last semester.

Of course, there are also a small number of free questions, such as filling in auxiliary interrogative words and the like. Anyone with a discerning eye can see that it is free points.

After all, this is the first exam of the new semester, and there is an element of understanding in it, and the questions should not be too harsh, which frightened the students at first.

The intention was good, but the result was dismal.

The grades of the students in the class showed an exaggerated polarization. Except for three people who got full marks and couldn't pick out any minor problems, none of the other 12 students scored more than [-] points.

In addition, I would like to clarify that the full score of the paper roll is [-].

Qu Cangmang put down the red pen, raised his hand to rub his sore forehead, and sighed silently.

He was sitting in front of his dilapidated three-legged desk at this time, surrounded by all kinds of cardboard boxes that hadn't had time to dispose of them, the basement was opaque, but Qu Cangmang only lit a dim will-o'-the-wisp for illumination .

There is no way, all the RMB in his hand has been spent on purchases recently, he is almost penniless, and the taxis are not enough for the starting fee when he goes out, and he can't afford electricity at all.

By the way, I heard that the electricity bill has increased again recently!

This shitty society... Fortunately, I found this job as a teacher.

Qu Cangmang was serious again, but the more he batched the rolls, the more angry he became.

At the beginning, he had the intention to correct the few pictures and mark the correct answers, but later on, Qu Cangmang simply crossed them, and didn't even bother to write zero eggs.

Pushing aside the pile of papers that made people feel troubled just by looking at them, Qu Cangmang picked up the other three, showing a pretty smile without hesitation.

One is the monitor, of course.

The handwriting is neat, the strokes are vigorous, and the scroll is clean and tidy. It is not difficult to see how seriously they take the exam.

One is the girl named Qiqi who stood up to read the text in the afternoon and went to school in a miniskirt.

On the contrary, Qiqi Leng is able to write the crooked and circled English with a straight-forward feeling. Although she wears a miniskirt and low-cut dress to school, she seems to be quite conservative in her bones?

Qu Cangmang couldn't help laughing.

There is also a boy who stares at him all the time in class, with obvious rejection and loathing in his eyes, his name is Yuan Yin.

This classmate... seems to have a lot of opinions on him.

Qu Cangmang once felt repulsive towards the new head teacher.

It was the second semester of the second year of junior high school. The head teacher who had taken their class for more than a year was transferred to another school without warning. The school temporarily replaced them with a Chinese teacher who was a bit tongue-in-cheek.

At that time, not only him, but the whole class could not accept it, so he could understand the phenomenon that the students liked the former teacher and rejected the new teacher.

It's just that it really happened to me now, but I feel a little uncomfortable.

However, the days are still long.

"Meow woo woo..."

"Huh? Is there a cat meowing?" Qu Cangmang just put all the paper rolls into his small bag, stood up, and was about to take a shower in the bathroom, but he heard a cat meowing in his own home?

Maybe it came from the next door.

Qu Cangmang had long forgotten that the warehouse next to him was actually a warehouse dedicated to storing clothes, shoes and hats, so he didn't pay much attention to it. He just tossed the T-shirt up and threw it on the sofa as usual, and walked to the door of the bathroom bare-chested.

As a result, before stepping into the bathroom, there was another cat meowing, this one was especially clear, and the meowing was a bit heart-piercing.

"Meow woo woo—"

Qu Cangmang, "???"

"Meow - woo woo - meow -"

Qu Cangmang, "..."

Although he is low-key nesting in the basement with cheap rent, sometimes strange things will come to the door. Even if he already lives underground, he will definitely come in through the crack of the door.

Qu Cangmang didn't want to take care of it. Usually, he just ignores these situations and let them make trouble on their own for a while.

So he didn't stay longer, but turned around and walked into the bathroom, hooked a new towel, walked under the nozzle, and raised his hand to twist it gently.

Uh...why is there no water?

Qu Cangmang froze in place for a long time, and finally remembered the arrears notice that had almost been ravaged into waste paper.

Yes, it seems that I have not paid the water bill for more than two months.

How can I take a shower without water?

It's all right—there's a way to fix this—

Qu Cangmang bent down and squatted down, and tapped the floor tile twice with his index finger. At the same time, he didn't forget to take out the recently purchased bamboo charcoal peanuts and salted peach meat from his snack pocket, and put them directly on the tile with the pattern faded. colored floor tiles.

"Xiao Cang, what's the matter?" Not a moment later, a head popped out from the center of the floor tile, hit two packs of snacks, and passed through the top of the snacks.

Qu Cangmang didn't make any detours, and said directly, "There is no water at home, so I can't take a shower."

"Oh..." The ghost felt the two bags stuck in the middle of his chest, and his starry eyes flashed instantly, "Don't worry, it's on me!"

It wasn't something Qu Cangmang gave with his own hands, and the ghost couldn't pick it up, so he quickly got back under the floor tiles, and within two or three minutes, he poked his head out again, "Xiao Cang! I've got it done! I Help you borrow the hot water pipe from the shampoo room on the first floor, there is unlimited hot water supply for 3 hours..."

Having said that, he did not forget to salivate and lick his dark lips, expressing his plea to him.

Qu Cangmang gave two packs of snacks to the ghost as a reward, and even saved the electricity bill for heating hot water... I thought I was going to take a cold shower.

But...cough cough, just steal the water this time, and pay all the water bills in arrears after the wages are paid.

While rubbing his hair, Qu Cangmang thought, as expected, it is indeed the water pipe from the shampoo room, the water is more powerful than the water heater at home.

Immediately after taking a shower, I felt much more comfortable. Even the fatigue from standing on the podium, the nervousness, etc. seemed to have been washed away.

Qu Cangmang is very picky about eating because he can't taste the food for so many years.

From three meals to one meal, one meal may not be enough sometimes, so people are very thin, and sometimes it is not obvious when they put on clothes. I can't stand it anymore.

Otherwise, let's add Mengpo soup to bibimbap tonight.

He dried his hair and went into the bathroom, but the cat's meowing hadn't stopped, and there was a tendency for the meowing to become louder and louder.

It's true that a man takes a shower quickly, but why does it take more than 20 minutes for him to go in?Isn't it uncomfortable howling?

When Qu Cangmang found the source of the sound, his face immediately turned dark.

No wonder the throat is not uncomfortable. It turned out that I scratched the new box of Nutrition Express and drank two bottles secretly. However, due to too much movement, the cat’s tail and hind legs were pressed by the box, and it didn’t try hard. Trying to see if he could get out, he was slammed under the box like this, screaming while drinking, and the cat's face was very leisurely that didn't match its sharp cry.

Judging from the meowing sound full of anger, and the fact that it has been suppressed for so long without any sign of dying, this one is probably a monster.

As far as his physique is concerned, he has never attracted anything normal.

Qu Cangmang lowered his head and asked the restless black cat, "Which clan did it come from? Has your patriarch taught you the principle of paying for food and drink?"

The little black cat stopped roaring and barking from the moment it saw him, and suddenly became extremely docile, obediently got out from under the box, moved its body step by step, and slowly came to his feet .

It seems to be speculating on his temper that may erupt at any time. It seems that he knows the rules but doesn't know how to obey them.

It turned out that it wasn't incapable of coming out by itself, but it didn't want to come out, or was it waiting for me to come over?

Qu Cangmang carefully looked at the cat's black and shiny fur, only then did he realize that this cat has two tails, which are constantly shaking behind him, and the color of the fur is even brighter than the luster of the cat's body , You know, the light in this basement is not very good.

"What's your name?" Qu Cangmang basically had a guess in his mind.

"Meow..." The black cat just rubbed its head against his bare ankle, meowing in disguise.

Qu Cangmang wasn't used to mistakes, so he raised his foot and kicked, "Stop pretending, speak human language!"

"Woooooooooooo..." Two cats with tails circled in mid-air, and once again boldly rushed towards Qu Cangmang, this time directly hitting the chest, anyway, a certain teacher didn't wear clothes.

Qu Cangmang, "..."

To be honest, he actually has a pretty good temper, and he doesn't get angry easily when encountering strange things.

He lowered his head stiffly, and brushed away the cat's claws hooked on his two little red beans. Damn, is this something you used as a hook?

Should I thank you for not sticking your fingernails out?

Qu Cangmang couldn't bear it anymore, and chanted a spell to summon the Qiankun bag in his trousers pocket, and the talisman in the bag suddenly jumped out, hitting the cat's forehead.

With a "snap", the cat, which was about to attack its chest again, was forced to fall to the ground and hissed.

The original shape is revealed, let's see how rampant you are!

"Bro—" Qu Cangmang raised two fingers and shouted loudly.

1 minutes later:

So... it turned out to be this breed?

Qu Cangmang grabbed the charred kitten and squatted on the ground thoughtfully.

Maybe, leave it alone.

Although the cat has a bad temper and likes to deceive people, it is a rare breed. According to the book, there should be only one of them crowded in the sky and under the earth.

Not surprisingly, it should be this one that didn't run away.

Qu Cangmang thought of looking in the mirror and seeing the little skinny man, and thought to himself, it has become more and more difficult to carry the boxes back recently.

It would cost a lot of money to hire a car to bring them back, but taxis are affordable, but after all, taxis have limited space and cannot pull too many things at once, so...

He needs a free laborer to help carry boxes and run errands!

Then, after the bombed cat woke up, the first sentence it greeted was, "Stay or die. Stay, a bottle of Nutrition Express every day, two catties of fish, die... Humph snort……"

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"I, I choose A..." The cat shrank its neck again, licked its furry paws and scratched its ears.

Qu Cangmang knew that if he did all these movements, it meant that the cat had become weak. Surprisingly, it was a cat that could understand English, "I know you have your own way of identifying the master, if you want to do it, you should move faster. I want to Go to sleep, you have to get up early tomorrow."

"It's been, it's over..."

"Huh? When did it happen?" Why didn't he know.

"When touching your breasts."

Qu Cangmang, "..."

After the silence, there was a "whoosh", and the cat made intimate contact with the wall.

On the second day of work, a lazy black cat appeared on Qu Cangmang's shoulder.

In fact, Qu Cangmang didn't want to take it with him, even if he was messing around and stealing food at home, but he couldn't hold back the cat and ran out by himself, and even ran around to lift up people's short skirts.

It can afford to lose cats, but he can't afford to lose people.

In desperation, I had no choice but to take the cat to school, at least I can watch it, and there are spell restrictions, forgive it and dare not make mistakes!

Qu Cangmang looked at his watch, if it wasn't for the lack of time, he really wanted to send the cursed one back.

Forget it, let’s not take it as an example.

Qu Cangmang walked into the classroom with the cat again, and explained the reason, but before the roll call started, the class started to make noise.

"Mamma Mia... cat, cat!!!" Cao Zhiwei, who is a mermaid, was so scared that he burst into tears. No matter in ancient times or in modern times, cats have always been the nemesis of fish.

The hard-working mermaid man is afraid of nothing but cats. Seeing that the leg on Lao Shi's shoulder is completely weak, he is about to escape from the classroom even rolling and crawling.

A blackboard eraser was taken back by Qu Cangmang, the old wet aura was particularly strong, "Go back to your seat."

"Old, old wet... woo woo woo woo... Please, please put it..."

"Please let me give it to you?" Qu Cangmang thought that Cao Zhiwei liked cats, so much that he cried bitterly, and wanted it while crying, but, "No, it's dishonest."

Cao Zhiwei almost went blind from crying, who would want that stinky thing!

Qu Cangmang looked at him as a big boy, crying so miserably, as if he had bullied him.

Although the cat is lethal to a certain extent, its force is temporarily suppressed by me, so it is not dangerous. It seems that it is not bad for students to touch it?

"Forget it, let me lend you a class. I will roll the roll first, and then I will hand out the paper for yesterday's exam." Qu Cangmang opened the notebook and threw the one on his shoulder downwards. .

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..." Mimi's golden eyes.

Then...the cat stuck to the top of his head, and...Cao Zhiwei fainted.

Qu Cangmang sweated, "As for being so excited? Li Longwang, take him to the infirmary."

"Yes, Lao Shi!" Li Long looked at all kinds of worthless people who despised Cao Zhiwei, thinking that he, the mighty Dragon King, would carry a fish and a cat to the infirmary?

What a shame!But Lao Shi had to listen to what Lao Shi said.

That's right... the cat was taken too.

So, Cao Zhiwei suffered another tragedy.