Dousha Bao

[Dousha Diary: Cheng Zi quarreled with the male tiger today, the reason is unknown, Cheng Zi looks so fierce, the male tiger didn't dare to speak back. 】It is the season of warm spring and flowers blooming. In the middle of the night, the stray cats in the community bark and spring so hard.

Wang Yincheng has been relatively free recently, so even if it’s not the weekend, he comes back more diligently. When he was lying on the bed after taking a shower at night and reading a book, he heard the wild cat screaming hoarsely, and he said to himself casually: "Spring is indeed here."

After taking a shower, Liu Heng opened the door and came in, his upper body was naked, nothing underneath was wrapped in a big bath towel, he stretched his long legs and ran to the bed, smelling of water vapor all over his body, he was lying next to Wang Yincheng, with one arm saying that Wang Yincheng was holding someone behind his shoulder , and the other hand walked stickily over Wang Yincheng's body.

Wang Yincheng was wearing pajamas in a regular manner, with a row of buttons in front of him. Liu Heng got into the clothes after touching it with his hands, and two buttons fell off at once.

Wang Yincheng put down the book, looked at Liu Heng expressionlessly under the bedside lamp, and said seriously: "Come out!"

Liu Heng looked sideways at Wang Yincheng, his hand was still in Wang Yincheng's clothes, instead of coming out, he went in a little bit, Wang Yincheng pressed Liu Heng's hand: "I still have books to read."

Liu Heng leaned on Wang Yincheng, his legs and hands entangled with Wang Yincheng at the same time, his long legs crumpled Wang Yincheng's pure cotton pajama pants, and his hands rolled over Wang Yincheng's chest.

Wang Yincheng frowned. He really wanted to read some more professional stuff. He always didn't like to leave what he should do today until tomorrow. Now Liu Heng was clinging to him so that he couldn't concentrate on reading.

"Look at yours, I'll touch mine." Liu Heng has already entered the shameless state on the way of husband and wife, and now he is rushing towards the shameless state.

Wang Yincheng was a little annoyed, and pushed Liu Heng with a very serious expression on his face: "I really want to read, I'll go to the study." He was about to get up.

But Liu Heng pulled Wang Yincheng back, pressed him on the bed, and threw the book directly on the chair next to the bed.

Liu Heng has been a little bit emotional lately, and he can't control himself.It wasn't like this before, Wang Yincheng usually didn't come back on weekends, and Liu Heng felt that there was no problem two or three times a week, since he had a lot of things to do anyway.But when spring came this year, Liu Heng became like a cat, unable to control all kinds of discomfort.

Wang Yincheng came back suddenly today, when he took the key to open the door and came in, Liu Heng just came in from the balcony. The two looked at each other, Liu Heng was stunned for a moment, and immediately became hard! !

Liu Heng is stronger than Wang Yincheng, and Wang Yincheng is so crushed that he has no strength left to resist. Wang Yincheng bites Liu Heng angrily. Normally, Liu Heng would let go immediately, but today Liu Heng is the same as what medicine he took. It's also unbearably high, and I can't control it no matter what.

As a result, Liu Heng was scolded the next morning.

Wang Yincheng slept very hard last night. In the morning Liu Heng made breakfast for Dou Sha and was taking the clothes back and throwing them on the sofa. Throwing it on the face, Liu Heng hurriedly dodged, and the clothes hook didn't scratch Liu Heng's face.

Dou Sha was sitting at the table eating breakfast, with the bread petrified in his mouth.

Wang Yincheng didn't care about Dou Sha, put his hands on the back of the sofa, bent his body slightly, pointed at Liu Heng's nose and cursed viciously, then turned back to the room, and slammed the door behind him.

The half-eaten bread that Dou Sha ate fell on the dining table, before he could swallow it in his mouth.Liu Heng raised his eyes, and the father and son looked at each other at the same time. Dou Sha's eyes were full of doubts. Liu Heng looked away, thinking that he was really in trouble.

Wang Yincheng seldom got angry. Even if the two had friction, Wang Yincheng tried his best to communicate with Liu Heng instead of quarreling, but it was the first time that he threw the hanger directly at Wang Yincheng's face like today without saying a word.

Dou Sha withdrew his gaze and ate breakfast in silence. He somehow remembered the keyboard in the storage room of the old house. He thought he would not throw it away if he knew it earlier. Maybe he could use it today!

Of course Liu Heng didn't know what Dou Sha was thinking, if he knew, he would just grab the kid and beat him up.

Wang Yin became angry, so of course Liu Heng wanted to coax her.

Entered the room and closed the door, only to find that Wang Yincheng was not there, but the door of the master bedroom bathroom was open, and there was a sound from inside.

Liu Heng walked in suspiciously, and found that Wang Yincheng had just pulled up his trousers and was fastening his belt. Liu Heng's eyelids twitched, "What's wrong?"

Wang Yincheng was still angry, and said directly: "Did you think it was a needle! Did the piston come directly!? Do you want me to do it again!!"

Liu Heng guessed that he indulged yesterday and didn't grasp the strength, which hurt Wang Yincheng.Liu Heng walked over hurriedly, Wang Yincheng pushed Liu Heng away: "Go away."

Wang Yincheng walked out of the bathroom, Liu Heng saw that Wang Yincheng's walking posture was a little weird, and said, "Show me."

Wang Yincheng ignored Liu Heng at all, he couldn't see the back, but when he woke up in the morning, he could clearly feel the heat behind.

It should be hemorrhoids, Wang Yincheng defined himself within the scope of limited knowledge.

Dou Sha went to school by herself in the morning, and Liu Heng drove Wang Yincheng to the hospital. Wang Yincheng's complexion was still not good, and he couldn't sit like that directly, and he was uncomfortable lying on his side.

Liu Heng took Wang Yincheng to a traditional Chinese medicine hospital with a famous anorectal department. Liu Heng asked someone he knew to join the team and saw a chief physician.

It turned out that the chief physician was an aunt in her forties or fifties, her eyes lit up when she saw Wang Yincheng walking in frowning, and Liu Heng happened to see her.Liu Heng was quite speechless, and could only comfort himself that it was fortunate that he was not a 50-year-old strange uncle who saw Wang Yincheng's eyes light up!

The chief doctor asked Wang Yincheng to lie on his side on the bed, "Bend your knees and bring them to your chest, yes, come on, take off your pants." The doctor put on a mask and rubber gloves, looked at Wang Yincheng's back and said.

Wang Yincheng had already been mentally prepared, he would definitely have to take off his pants to see the anorectal department, regardless of men or women!

Wang Yincheng was lying on his side, moved his waist and pulled his pants away, revealing his snow-white buttocks. The doctor pressed on Wang Yincheng's swollen place with gloves, and said, "How many days?"

Liu Heng said: "One night."

The doctor glanced at Liu Heng, turned his head and continued to press the swollen area, and said: "Prescribe some medicine, there is no major problem, no surgery is needed." After a pause, he looked at Liu Heng: "Are you his boyfriend?" @ Liu Heng nodded.

The doctor took off his gloves and said: "Then you should be a little more restrained!! You stinky men are really good!! But you are good, and you still come with him. I have seen many come alone, tsk tsk tsk, You enjoy it so much, do you know how uncomfortable it is to have hemorrhoids? You can’t stand, lie or sit! It’s more troublesome than a woman’s aunt!! These days, men who don’t accompany their boyfriends to see hemorrhoids and men who don’t accompany their girlfriends to see gynecology The same is unreliable!" As he spoke, he took the computer and went to prescribe medicine.

Liu Heng: "..."

Although the doctor spoke directly, he was talking about the point, which made Liu Heng feel very uncomfortable. Wang Yincheng sat up carefully and pulled his pants. Liu Heng hurriedly helped him up. Because he was tall, he hugged Wang Yincheng and stood on the ground. , and helped Wang Yincheng put on his trousers.

The doctor peeked at the two big men from the side, the corners of his mouth curled up for some reason, and he snorted in his heart, did he know, the two must be a couple!

Liu Heng took the medicine and took Wang Yincheng back, and gave Wang Yincheng the medicine according to the doctor's instructions and instructions.

Western medicine three times a day at most three pills, Chinese medicine soaked twice a day, take a small basin and pour half a bottle of prepared Chinese medicine, dilute it according to a certain ratio, and take a sitz bath for 15 minutes.

When Wang Yincheng took a sitz bath in the bathroom, Liu Heng also squatted and watched. Wang Yincheng looked up at Liu Heng: "Why are you squatting?"

Feeling guilty and blaming himself, Liu Heng touched his wrist, "I...I'm afraid you'll be lonely squatting alone."

Wang Yincheng: "Go away."

Liu Heng hurriedly said: "I couldn't control it last night, so I won't do it next time!"

"roll!"

"Really, forgive me!"

"roll!"

Wang Yincheng and Liu Heng just squatted in the bathroom like this, and when you said something to each other, Wang Yincheng didn't look good, and Liu Heng licked his face and said nice things.

A week later, Wang Yincheng recovered completely, and Liu Heng dared to ask: "Did I lose control that day?!"

Wang Yincheng said: "Oh, I ate pepper fish head and spicy chicken in school for three days."

Liu Heng: "..."

Couple's Life Notepad ([-])

[Dousha: Recently a girl named XXX in our class wrote me a love letter. Ye Fei said that girl is very beautiful and asked me to agree, but I think that girl is not as good-looking as Big Orange, so I didn't agree.I think my eyesight is no worse than that of a male tiger, and my future wife must be more beautiful than Big Chengzi, or at least as good-looking as Big Chengzi! 】Recently, Dousha’s grades have dropped sharply, and she was a little distracted in class, and was criticized by the teacher several times.

Dou Sha himself didn't take it seriously, and he didn't care about the decline in his grades. Anyway, he knew everything he should know. He just didn't want to take the exam a little bit.

Teacher Gong called Dou Sha over to have a heart-to-heart talk, but it was useless, and then called Wang Yincheng over directly.

After Wang Yincheng went back, he had a very serious talk with Dousha about being distracted in class. Dousha stood in front of Wang Yincheng with his hands behind his back. Leaning on her body, she began to act coquettishly and cute, still humming in her mouth!

"Stand still!" Wang Yincheng looked at Dou Sha seriously.

Dou Sha twisted and leaned against Wang Yincheng, straightened up reluctantly, raised her neck to look at Wang Yincheng, blinked, and then leaned on Wang Yincheng again.

Wang Yincheng didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so he let Dousha lean against his leg, his voice softened, and said, "Dousha's grades have dropped recently, and the teacher has come to talk to me."

Dou Sha has always been like this, he is soft on big oranges but not hard, and he is hard on Liu Heng. As soon as Wang Yincheng softened his tone, Dou Sha confessed honestly.

"Oh, girls keep writing to me lately. I read too much, and my mind gets distracted."

Wang Yincheng is in a mess, and Dou Sha is only in the second grade of elementary school!Don't be too naive to play games with girls in the second grade when you were in school!Today's children have matured so early! ?

Dou Sha rummaged through her schoolbag, stuffed more than a dozen letters into Wang Yincheng's hands, and Wang Yincheng opened them——

Liu Xu: Hello, I am XX from Class [-], Grade [-]. I think you are pretty and have good grades. Let's be friends.

Liu Ji: I'm XX, I'm the class flower of our class, I can dance, draw and wash socks, let's be friends.

Wang Yincheng: "..."

After Liu Heng came back and heard Wang Yincheng talk about Dou Sha, he went to the study to talk to Dou Sha.

At that time, Dou Sha was texting Ye Fei and Liu Ji with her mobile phone. Seeing Liu Heng push the door in, she hurriedly stuffed her mobile phone under the book, and looked up at Liu Heng with a serious look.

Liu Heng had already seen it, "Take it out."

Dou Sha thought for a while, and he felt that he couldn't beat the father of the male tiger. He who knows the current affairs is a hero, and he wants to be a smart person, so he took out his mobile phone.

Just a few text messages in my inbox.

Ye Fei two——

"That XXX, the squad leader of the third class, looks good-looking, please give it to me!"

"Actually, XX in the third grade is also good-looking, and she has good grades. I like long hair. Give it to me!"

Liu Ji——

"I think XXX is prettier than XX, but it's not good to talk about friends now?!"

Liu Heng twitched the corners of his mouth, what the hell are you doing all day long if you don't go to school? !He suddenly had an urge to beat up Dou Sha.

Liu Heng threw the phone back on the table and stared at Dou Sha. Dou Sha saw at a glance that Liu Heng wanted to beat him up, so he stood up and rushed out of the study, shouting as he ran, "Big Chengzi! Dad wants to hit me!!"