[Rebirth in Another World] Rookie Survival Code

On the second day, after three poles per day, Xiao Yi woke up leisurely.When she woke up, she found herself lying under a tree not far from the lake. Miaomiao was sitting by a campfire, on which two fish were roasting, and she was rubbing homemade seasoning on the fish.The soil mole and Lao Hei are playing in the lake, Lao Hei is swimming in the water, the soil mole is struggling to follow behind him, the poor soil mole can't swim, one foot is deep and the other is shallow to prevent the bottom of the lake from slipping Shitou watched Lao Hei swim to the center of the lake, but he could no longer keep up, and could only stare anxiously in the shallow water.

Xiao Yi stared at them for a while, his mind went blank, and he hadn't fully adapted to everything in front of him.He sat up slowly, and suddenly felt that his waist was sore and limp like tofu, and he couldn't straighten up at all. He supported his waist, and his mind suddenly seemed to be nailed with a hammer. What has been done, now it is clear that I wish I could directly reproduce it on the spot.

When Miao Miao heard the sound, she looked at him with a smile on her lips.After Xiao Yi saw it, she felt that her smile was very sly. It must be because she knew how ridiculous he was last night!

With a guilty conscience, Xiaoyi supported the tree trunk to move his body, ashamed to look at Miaomiao again.As soon as he stood up, Miaomiao rushed over, pushed him down to sit on the ground again, handed him a grilled fish, and said, "Holy Devil, you haven't recovered yet, take a good rest, what do you want with me?" Just say it."

Xiao Yi was sweating profusely. The hearty exercise last night had already made him hungry. He took the fish and suddenly realized that he hadn't seen General Shao since he woke up. He subconsciously said, "Where is the hero?"

After waiting for a while and not getting an answer, he raised his head and saw Miaomiao looking at him with malicious intentions. He couldn't help feeling embarrassed, and hurriedly stuffed the fish into his mouth, almost getting stabbed by a fishbone because he ate too fast.Miaomiao didn't care about his embarrassment, patted him on the shoulder, and laughed loudly, "I heard it all last night, that cunning person said that the holy demon should be responsible for him, right?"

Xiao Yi was really choking on the fish, looked at Miao Miao in a panic and asked, "What did you hear?"

"Uh..." Miaomiao tilted her head, and her face suddenly turned red.

Xiao Yi was beating his chest and stamping his feet inwardly, what is this called!

"Although I decided to change my mind from the day before yesterday and stop eating people, but the Holy Demon," Miao Miao said suddenly, "If it is for you, I am willing to make sacrifices. If you are not willing to take responsibility and General Shao pesters you again, I will Eat him quietly, and make sure no one notices!"

"Don't!" Xiao Yi was frightened by her, and hurriedly waved his hands, "I am willing to be responsible to him, you should clean up your mind!"

Miaomiao nodded, looked at Xiaoyi's expression carefully, saw that he was really serious, he didn't seem to be pretending, and then thought of the voice he heard last night, he immediately thought that he must like General Shao very much, so he immediately changed to General Shao It was the tone of the whole family, "Well, he went to settle accounts with Shao Xiang, and said that he would come back at noon, so wait a little longer, and don't miss him too much."

Xiao Yi was choked again, but seeing Miao Miao's serious expression, she didn't want to explain anymore.What's more, he has already promised that General Shao will be in charge.He still doesn't know how to be responsible. To be precise, he has never experienced sex between men and women in this world, and no one around him has experienced it. I don't know if this world is different from his previous life. Men are responsible when they grow up, and they are also responsible for masturbating with men.

Xiao Yi himself does not think too much about the relationship between men and men. He has always been like this. When he is personally placed in an environment, he will think hard to do the best he can. Alright, but for circles he doesn't know, he has always maintained a non-interrupting attitude.If there were no so many accidents in his life, he would definitely find a woman to have a child and live a peaceful life.However, if a man appeared out of nowhere, such as General Shao, Xiao Yi could accept it if he gave himself a little more time to adapt.

When she didn't think about it, Xiao Yi felt that there was nothing wrong with her getting along with the hero, but as soon as she thought about it, she thought that one day in the future, the hero would really wear a red hijab and ask him to be responsible for marrying him. Give it to him, and there is nothing to say about the hero's good looks, except that he can't bear children, this man can't find any faults, not to mention that there are many women in the world who are infertile. If he can really marry a hero, he will hide in the quilt and laugh till dawn.

The more I think about it, the more I feel incredible, I can't think about the future, and when I think about it, there are red heart bubbles all over the sky, Xiao Yi is biting the fish and giggling, Miao Miao couldn't stand it anymore, and slapped him.

Xiao Yi was startled, wiped the drool off his chin, suddenly remembered, and said nervously, "When do you think he will come back?"

Miaomiao said nonchalantly, "Noon, oh, Holy Demon, don't worry, although that guy is weak, he is much better than Xiang Shao's group of scumbags, and he will be back soon, I think you should take care of it first Let's take care of your body, I'm afraid your kidneys are deficient this night?"

Xiao Yi was embarrassed for a while, but couldn't resist the anxiety in his heart, and said, "But it's already noon!" No matter how powerful the hero is, there is only one person, Shao Xiang is a hypocrite in the first place, what if he plays tricks on the hero manage?The more Xiao Yi thought about it, the more anxious he became, and he wanted to find General Shao immediately.

Miaomiao pulled him dissatisfied, and was about to persuade him, when the sky was brightly shining with a sword light, she stretched out her hand and pointed, "I said don't worry, I won't be coming back!"

Xiao Yi followed the direction she pointed, and saw a gray starlight slowly approaching, and the outline of Shao Jiang gradually appeared.Xiao Yi hurriedly stood up, happily waving his arms at him.In fact, from the second time they met, Xiao Yi couldn't help being happy every time he saw General Shao.

Shao Jiang smiled faintly at him, Xiao Yi was taken aback for a moment, and then thought of what happened last night for a moment, inevitably embarrassing.In fact, the relationship between him and Shao Jiang has not yet been determined, and now is the time to be unclear.

Shao Jiang fell in front of Xiao Yi, looked at his face, and asked with concern, "How are you?"

Xiao Yi rubbed his waist that was as soft as noodles, nodded, and was about to speak, but he heard General Shao say, "Since there is nothing wrong, let's go to Changyou Mountain immediately, and find Changyou before Prime Minister Shao."

"Well," Xiao Yi nodded and said yes. He originally wanted to open up the matter and say that there must be a conclusion about the relationship between the two now, but right now the hero doesn't care about these things at all. Xiao Yi suddenly thought, yesterday Didn't those things come out of my imagination last night?But Miaomiao also heard the movement?That is to say, the hero was just talking casually last night, but he didn't really take it seriously?

Thinking about it this way, Xiao Yi, who was still showing pink hearts all over his body just now, suddenly felt that he was a fool. He should have known that the hero is not the kind of person who cares about every detail, and he has to be responsible for himself. Xiao Yi patted his chest and let out a sigh of relief , he can still marry a wife in the future.Although he comforted himself so much, he couldn't lie to himself about the very serious loss in his heart.Xiao B sighed lightly.

Miaomiao now completely regards General Shao as her own family, and she patted her chest and said, "No need to go to Changyou Mountain, I'll call Changyou here. You wait for me here, I'll be right back!"

After finishing speaking, she leaped into the sky, and she got into the clouds in the blink of an eye. She could not see a shadow, only a long and narrow white cloud stretched into the distance in the blue sky.

After Miao Miao left, Tu Mo and Lao Hei were still happily playing in the water.There were only two people left, Xiao Yi found a clean place and sat down slowly, Shao Jiang sat next to him.I didn't feel anything when I was silent before, but this time, Xiao Yi felt like he was sitting on pins and needles. He wanted to speak, but he didn't know what to say.

There was only one fish left on the bonfire, and Xiao Yi was so bored, he took the fish off and handed it to General Shao, breaking the silence and saying, "Are you hungry, eat something?"

Shao Jiang took it with a blank expression, took a bite, and suddenly turned his head to look at Xiao Yi.

When Xiao Yi saw it, he thought it was because the grilled fish was too unpalatable. Before that, his embarrassment was thrown away, and he hurriedly said, "It's too unpalatable? Or should I grill it for you again?"

Unexpectedly, General Shao shook his head lightly and said, "Thank you Madam, it's delicious."

With a plop, Xiao Yi fell headfirst to the ground.

Shao Jiang helped him up, removed the weeds from his hair, frowned and said, "You still don't feel well?"

"No," Xiao Yi gritted his teeth and waved his hand, "Excuse me, hero, what did you call me just now?"

Shao Jiang's face darkened, and he said coldly, "You promised to be responsible last night."

Xiao Yi hurriedly explained, "That's not what I mean, I mean, why am I my wife? We are all men, even if we are together, our status is equal, why am I my wife?"

Shao Jiang raised his brows and said arrogantly, "What? Could it be that you want me to be your wife? Then you should call me one."

Xiao Yi was so angry that he opened his mouth and shouted, "Husband..."

After a pause, I felt that I really couldn't continue, sighed, lowered my head, frustrated and unwilling, gritted my teeth and said, "Okay, you won, sir!"

Shao Jiang pulled him into his arms, recovered his normal appearance, and said calmly, "Xiao Yi, you are my wife."

Xiao Yi is very uncomfortable with the current hero, and what he said is very unpleasant.

Shao Jiang suddenly exerted force on his palms, and hugged Xiao Yi even tighter.Xiao Yi was not used to it, so he also opened his arms and hugged the hero, and the two brothers hooked their shoulders and backs. Xiao Yi suddenly felt so good that he wanted to raise his head and sing. He really wanted to live another 500 years, but in order to take care of General Shao He didn't dare to speak out because of his auditory nerves.

The two just hugged each other like this. Tired of playing with the earth mole, they climbed ashore and shook their bodies. For a moment, water droplets splashed, and Shao Jiang moved his right arm. On the side, it can barely block the water droplets that are coming.Taking advantage of Xiao Yi's gaze being attracted by the giant knife, Shao Jiang gently kissed him on the forehead.

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Someday in hundreds of years.General Shao came back from his trip, and as soon as he stepped into the house, he saw Xiao Yi coming up to him with a smile on his face, and said kindly to him, "Husband, are you hungry? Sit down and start eating right away. I made a lot of your favorite food."

Satisfied with wine and food, Shao Jiang looked around the house, raised Erlang's legs and said, "Xiaoyi, go, clean the dishes."

Little Yidian has gone.

"Xiao Yi, go, wash your clothes."

Xiao B went off again.

"Xiao Yi, go, wash yourself, and lie on the bed."

Little B again...

bang! !

Shao Jiang rubbed his old waist, opened his sleepy eyes, saw Xiao Yi who was furious on the bed, and heard him question: "What daydream are you doing again! The clothes are not washed, the dishes are not brushed, and the shower is not even taken. Just dare to climb into bed!"