Stop, that monster!
Chapter 56 Upgrade
Damn, after working hard for a long time, I finally found my wife, and suddenly found that there was an extra mistress, and wanted to yell at the sky in grief and indignation.
Zheng Wei didn't escape if he wanted to run, the panda ran a little faster than him, and his little panda still wanted to rob the giant panda, so he couldn't hold back at all, okay?
Mo, look at this tongue-twister, he's almost like a panda in a meeting here.
"Xiao Wei, how can you do this?" Panda sat in front of him, looking at him with a mournful face, with two big dark circles drooping into characters, "How can you not want me to want someone else~"
Looking at the panda possessed by Qiong Yao in an instant, Zheng Wei was miserable, rubbed his head and said, "It's not a player."
"That is, don't confuse me with lowly players like you. I am the god of the forest that you all worship. He is invincible with iron armor and teeth. He has the reputation of being a monster nemesis and a pet bully." "The little panda nestled triumphantly in Zheng Wei's arms, opened its little paws hidden under the pads, and was about to scratch the panda's belly, but was slapped back by Zheng Wei, "Little panda, Be honest with me!"
"I'm not young!" Dongfang Xu sat in front of Zheng Wei, crying.
"I'm not talking about you," Zheng Wei desperately grabbed the little panda's paw and pressed it back when it was about to move, and then said to Dongfang Xu with a headache, "It's called the little panda."
"It doesn't look like a panda!" Dongfang Xu exclaimed in surprise when he saw the little panda's appearance, then his eyes lit up, and he pointed at himself, "Serena, you put your pet up because you miss me so much." Is it like me?"
"It's not my pet!"
The voices of Zheng Wei and the little panda sounded at the same time, but the former was busy clarifying the facts while the latter was fighting for the right to name.
"You idiot, you are not allowed to be called a panda! Do you have my grandpa's gorgeous fur coat! Do you have my grandpa's dazzling tail!" The little panda writhed, deliberately rubbing against Zheng Wei's body, and then looked at it in a demonstrative manner. Looking at the panda's eyes with envy and hatred.
"Have you seen colorful pandas? Don't you know that black and white are genuine!" Dongfang Xu, taking advantage of Zheng Wei's escape, stretched out his hand into his arms and pinched the little panda's head with his big palm, "Look at me Get rid of your copycat."
"Wow, the blade of the wind!" The little panda arched its back, screaming strangely, and put on a fighting posture.
"Both of you have given me enough!" Finally, Zheng Wei shouted with a livid face, stopping the childish competition between the two.
"Dongfang Xu, take your hand out of my chest!" Zheng Wei unceremoniously gave Dongfang Xu a slash, and the person who wanted to take advantage of the opportunity to fish in troubled waters withdrew his hand embarrassingly.
"And you, you're not a cat, why are you rubbing against my chest! Get off!" Zheng Wei stared at the little panda who was acting cute and pitiful. He had fully seen its ferocity for so many days, and he thought he It can really deceive people.
"Meow~" The little panda drooped its ears, and actually meowed like a cat, then jumped out of his arms and landed on the ground, obediently squatting at Zheng Wei's feet.
It is a very intelligent animal, so it can naturally tell who is an enemy and who is a friend. Although it doesn't like Dongfang Xu, but seeing Zheng Wei's mood swings, he knows that he can't touch this person.
The mood swing index can reveal the truth more than your expression language.
"How did you get here?" If you said that you didn't say goodbye at the beginning, you didn't feel a little guilty, and you were flustered and moved by the reunion after a long absence, but now you are pinched by these two people, you don't have any sentimental emotions. And flew away.
"I've been looking for you..." Zheng Wei sat there with his head down and pointed at his fingers, like a super-large plush toy, "I couldn't find it, so I sent all my subordinates to enter this game , and put you"
"You regard me as a wanted criminal." Zheng Wei said a little moved, but also a little helpless.
"But there is no other way. I can't find you through the game company, otherwise I will be found out, so I can only use crowd tactics." He lowered his head and dared not look at him guiltily, "I'm very worried, if I don't find you If you, you succeed, I will never see you again, and if you fail, I, I will never see you again."
Because of the presence of the little panda, Zheng Wei didn't know if he was the eyeliner of the game company, and he didn't dare to explain the matter clearly, he just spoke vaguely.
When Zheng Wei heard this, his heart softened inexplicably, and he looked at him after thinking about it, "There are so many people around you, why bother to stick to me."
He is the emperor.
"But none of them are you." Dongfang Xu blurted out these words, so fast that he didn't even realize it.
Zheng Wei was stunned for a moment, then turned his head in embarrassment, cleared his throat and changed the topic, "You made such a big move just to find someone, and you really have the potential to be a fool."
"Anyway, the demented emperor doesn't sound better than the Hunjun." Dongfang Xu saw that he didn't shake off his hand and secretly reached out to hold his hand, so he suddenly became happy in his heart, and said with a smile.
But in the next second, extreme joy turned sorrowful, seeing Dongfang Xu let go of his hand with a scream, Zheng Wei turned around curiously, and found three deep blood marks on the back of Zheng Wei's claws.
"Oh, you dare to steal someone from me, this is your fate." The little panda quickly jumped onto Zheng Wei's shoulder, and smiled at Dongfang Xu with a smug paw, "Go away, you idiot Big one, stay three meters away from my master!"
After difficult negotiations, Dongfang Xu finally got the right to stay [-] centimeters away from Zheng Wei at the cost of three cans a day.
Of course, holding hands is absolutely not acceptable.
No way, Dongfang Xu didn't pay attention to the little panda at first, but Zheng Wei nervously reminded him not to provoke this monster, and Zheng Wei also found that as long as he provokes the little panda, a lot of strange things will appear in his head. things, and the whole consciousness has become muddled, unable to take a step with Ben, so he can only resort to bribery in shame.
It doesn't matter, a man can bend and stretch, Zheng Wei comforted himself like this, but looking at the little panda's eyes almost burst into flames, wishing to stuff this guy with [-] cans of expired food, and pull it out of shape.
However, since he is Zheng Wei's pet, he is an important help for Zheng Wei's promotion, and he is Zheng Wei's inseparable partner, so he can only bury this idea deeply in his heart.
Dongfang Xu didn't go online alone this time, he just said a few words in the player channel, and after less than half an hour, he saw a man riding a motorcycle and wearing a helmet appear on the horizon, super cool and handsome It’s a pity that there are two vegetable baskets from the vegetable farm aunt hanging on the handlebar of the motorcycle.
There is no way, the setting in the game is like this, food, including pet food, cannot be superimposed and placed in the space package like equipment, and can only be transported in the same way as in reality.For example, canned food for pet cats has to be stored in a basket, and a cat head is stupidly drawn on the basket, which is the logo of the cat food company.
The guys who raise cats in this kind of game and feed them cat food for three meals a day are themselves extremely painful creatures.
"Boss, here is the canned cat food you want." The motorcycle rider in a leather jacket and leather gloves sneaked out of the car with a vegetable basket, as if he was afraid of being seen by others, "I'm pushing Boss, why? Suddenly asked me to do something like this. Did you catch a feline?"
After entering the game, his bodyguards also went to do as the Romans did, so instead of calling him His Majesty, he was called Boss.
"Well, almost." Dongfang Xu said vaguely, then waved his hand, "Okay, let's go."
"You called me here to do this?" The motorcycle rider stood there dumbfounded as if he had been struck by lightning, and after a while he yelled angrily. "Didn't you use the trivial matter of asking me to buy cat food as an excuse to call me out from the most critical moment of pushing the boss, and then secretly assign me important tasks that are always difficult and confidential while others are busy?"
"You think too much." Dongfang Xu absently counted the number of cans, and then said flatly, "I've stopped letting you watch those brain-dead interstellar war movies. If you make up your mind too much, you will become crazy."
"Your Highness~" The motorcycle rider stood there, looking at Dongfang Xu mournfully with the face of a ravaged abandoned woman.
"Keep pushing your boss, upgrade quickly, I'm useful." Dongfang Xu waved his hands lazily, then picked up the basket and went around into the bushes, "I'll call you again if necessary."
"Your Highness, don't I mean to you only to buy canned food for your pet cat?" The motorcycle rider stood there tearfully, and took out a handkerchief embroidered with the family emblem from his pocket to wipe his eyes, " Hey, my family is really miserable, how can I go back to push the boss even if I'm dead, I'd better go back and see what lurks in the burning years of passion."
"That man's name is Arthur, he's my chief bodyguard," Dongfang Xu walked around behind the bushes, looked at Zheng Wei who was hiding there, knew that he had seen everything just now, and immediately rubbed a little embarrassedly. He rubbed his nose, then put the basket on the ground, and watched the little panda jump into it happily, "Although he likes to watch brain-dead anti-war dramas and dog-blood ancient costume romance dramas the most, he is still very reliable. Very strong, and the family has only been loyal to the royal family for generations, and is very loyal to me."
"Well, he is indeed a very different man." Thinking about the way Arthur wiped his tears with his finger on the orchid, Zheng Wei shuddered and got goosebumps, the word "man" was very special.
Under the service of this kind of person, Dongfang Xu can still grow so majestic and mighty, it can only be said that the royal family's genes are really good.
"I have brought many people here to help you level up. Don't worry, I will definitely help you become a human again." Dongfang Xu took advantage of the little panda playing with canned food, and quickly grabbed Zheng Wei's hand, "So, Don't leave me behind!"
Zheng Wei didn't escape if he wanted to run, the panda ran a little faster than him, and his little panda still wanted to rob the giant panda, so he couldn't hold back at all, okay?
Mo, look at this tongue-twister, he's almost like a panda in a meeting here.
"Xiao Wei, how can you do this?" Panda sat in front of him, looking at him with a mournful face, with two big dark circles drooping into characters, "How can you not want me to want someone else~"
Looking at the panda possessed by Qiong Yao in an instant, Zheng Wei was miserable, rubbed his head and said, "It's not a player."
"That is, don't confuse me with lowly players like you. I am the god of the forest that you all worship. He is invincible with iron armor and teeth. He has the reputation of being a monster nemesis and a pet bully." "The little panda nestled triumphantly in Zheng Wei's arms, opened its little paws hidden under the pads, and was about to scratch the panda's belly, but was slapped back by Zheng Wei, "Little panda, Be honest with me!"
"I'm not young!" Dongfang Xu sat in front of Zheng Wei, crying.
"I'm not talking about you," Zheng Wei desperately grabbed the little panda's paw and pressed it back when it was about to move, and then said to Dongfang Xu with a headache, "It's called the little panda."
"It doesn't look like a panda!" Dongfang Xu exclaimed in surprise when he saw the little panda's appearance, then his eyes lit up, and he pointed at himself, "Serena, you put your pet up because you miss me so much." Is it like me?"
"It's not my pet!"
The voices of Zheng Wei and the little panda sounded at the same time, but the former was busy clarifying the facts while the latter was fighting for the right to name.
"You idiot, you are not allowed to be called a panda! Do you have my grandpa's gorgeous fur coat! Do you have my grandpa's dazzling tail!" The little panda writhed, deliberately rubbing against Zheng Wei's body, and then looked at it in a demonstrative manner. Looking at the panda's eyes with envy and hatred.
"Have you seen colorful pandas? Don't you know that black and white are genuine!" Dongfang Xu, taking advantage of Zheng Wei's escape, stretched out his hand into his arms and pinched the little panda's head with his big palm, "Look at me Get rid of your copycat."
"Wow, the blade of the wind!" The little panda arched its back, screaming strangely, and put on a fighting posture.
"Both of you have given me enough!" Finally, Zheng Wei shouted with a livid face, stopping the childish competition between the two.
"Dongfang Xu, take your hand out of my chest!" Zheng Wei unceremoniously gave Dongfang Xu a slash, and the person who wanted to take advantage of the opportunity to fish in troubled waters withdrew his hand embarrassingly.
"And you, you're not a cat, why are you rubbing against my chest! Get off!" Zheng Wei stared at the little panda who was acting cute and pitiful. He had fully seen its ferocity for so many days, and he thought he It can really deceive people.
"Meow~" The little panda drooped its ears, and actually meowed like a cat, then jumped out of his arms and landed on the ground, obediently squatting at Zheng Wei's feet.
It is a very intelligent animal, so it can naturally tell who is an enemy and who is a friend. Although it doesn't like Dongfang Xu, but seeing Zheng Wei's mood swings, he knows that he can't touch this person.
The mood swing index can reveal the truth more than your expression language.
"How did you get here?" If you said that you didn't say goodbye at the beginning, you didn't feel a little guilty, and you were flustered and moved by the reunion after a long absence, but now you are pinched by these two people, you don't have any sentimental emotions. And flew away.
"I've been looking for you..." Zheng Wei sat there with his head down and pointed at his fingers, like a super-large plush toy, "I couldn't find it, so I sent all my subordinates to enter this game , and put you"
"You regard me as a wanted criminal." Zheng Wei said a little moved, but also a little helpless.
"But there is no other way. I can't find you through the game company, otherwise I will be found out, so I can only use crowd tactics." He lowered his head and dared not look at him guiltily, "I'm very worried, if I don't find you If you, you succeed, I will never see you again, and if you fail, I, I will never see you again."
Because of the presence of the little panda, Zheng Wei didn't know if he was the eyeliner of the game company, and he didn't dare to explain the matter clearly, he just spoke vaguely.
When Zheng Wei heard this, his heart softened inexplicably, and he looked at him after thinking about it, "There are so many people around you, why bother to stick to me."
He is the emperor.
"But none of them are you." Dongfang Xu blurted out these words, so fast that he didn't even realize it.
Zheng Wei was stunned for a moment, then turned his head in embarrassment, cleared his throat and changed the topic, "You made such a big move just to find someone, and you really have the potential to be a fool."
"Anyway, the demented emperor doesn't sound better than the Hunjun." Dongfang Xu saw that he didn't shake off his hand and secretly reached out to hold his hand, so he suddenly became happy in his heart, and said with a smile.
But in the next second, extreme joy turned sorrowful, seeing Dongfang Xu let go of his hand with a scream, Zheng Wei turned around curiously, and found three deep blood marks on the back of Zheng Wei's claws.
"Oh, you dare to steal someone from me, this is your fate." The little panda quickly jumped onto Zheng Wei's shoulder, and smiled at Dongfang Xu with a smug paw, "Go away, you idiot Big one, stay three meters away from my master!"
After difficult negotiations, Dongfang Xu finally got the right to stay [-] centimeters away from Zheng Wei at the cost of three cans a day.
Of course, holding hands is absolutely not acceptable.
No way, Dongfang Xu didn't pay attention to the little panda at first, but Zheng Wei nervously reminded him not to provoke this monster, and Zheng Wei also found that as long as he provokes the little panda, a lot of strange things will appear in his head. things, and the whole consciousness has become muddled, unable to take a step with Ben, so he can only resort to bribery in shame.
It doesn't matter, a man can bend and stretch, Zheng Wei comforted himself like this, but looking at the little panda's eyes almost burst into flames, wishing to stuff this guy with [-] cans of expired food, and pull it out of shape.
However, since he is Zheng Wei's pet, he is an important help for Zheng Wei's promotion, and he is Zheng Wei's inseparable partner, so he can only bury this idea deeply in his heart.
Dongfang Xu didn't go online alone this time, he just said a few words in the player channel, and after less than half an hour, he saw a man riding a motorcycle and wearing a helmet appear on the horizon, super cool and handsome It’s a pity that there are two vegetable baskets from the vegetable farm aunt hanging on the handlebar of the motorcycle.
There is no way, the setting in the game is like this, food, including pet food, cannot be superimposed and placed in the space package like equipment, and can only be transported in the same way as in reality.For example, canned food for pet cats has to be stored in a basket, and a cat head is stupidly drawn on the basket, which is the logo of the cat food company.
The guys who raise cats in this kind of game and feed them cat food for three meals a day are themselves extremely painful creatures.
"Boss, here is the canned cat food you want." The motorcycle rider in a leather jacket and leather gloves sneaked out of the car with a vegetable basket, as if he was afraid of being seen by others, "I'm pushing Boss, why? Suddenly asked me to do something like this. Did you catch a feline?"
After entering the game, his bodyguards also went to do as the Romans did, so instead of calling him His Majesty, he was called Boss.
"Well, almost." Dongfang Xu said vaguely, then waved his hand, "Okay, let's go."
"You called me here to do this?" The motorcycle rider stood there dumbfounded as if he had been struck by lightning, and after a while he yelled angrily. "Didn't you use the trivial matter of asking me to buy cat food as an excuse to call me out from the most critical moment of pushing the boss, and then secretly assign me important tasks that are always difficult and confidential while others are busy?"
"You think too much." Dongfang Xu absently counted the number of cans, and then said flatly, "I've stopped letting you watch those brain-dead interstellar war movies. If you make up your mind too much, you will become crazy."
"Your Highness~" The motorcycle rider stood there, looking at Dongfang Xu mournfully with the face of a ravaged abandoned woman.
"Keep pushing your boss, upgrade quickly, I'm useful." Dongfang Xu waved his hands lazily, then picked up the basket and went around into the bushes, "I'll call you again if necessary."
"Your Highness, don't I mean to you only to buy canned food for your pet cat?" The motorcycle rider stood there tearfully, and took out a handkerchief embroidered with the family emblem from his pocket to wipe his eyes, " Hey, my family is really miserable, how can I go back to push the boss even if I'm dead, I'd better go back and see what lurks in the burning years of passion."
"That man's name is Arthur, he's my chief bodyguard," Dongfang Xu walked around behind the bushes, looked at Zheng Wei who was hiding there, knew that he had seen everything just now, and immediately rubbed a little embarrassedly. He rubbed his nose, then put the basket on the ground, and watched the little panda jump into it happily, "Although he likes to watch brain-dead anti-war dramas and dog-blood ancient costume romance dramas the most, he is still very reliable. Very strong, and the family has only been loyal to the royal family for generations, and is very loyal to me."
"Well, he is indeed a very different man." Thinking about the way Arthur wiped his tears with his finger on the orchid, Zheng Wei shuddered and got goosebumps, the word "man" was very special.
Under the service of this kind of person, Dongfang Xu can still grow so majestic and mighty, it can only be said that the royal family's genes are really good.
"I have brought many people here to help you level up. Don't worry, I will definitely help you become a human again." Dongfang Xu took advantage of the little panda playing with canned food, and quickly grabbed Zheng Wei's hand, "So, Don't leave me behind!"
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