Stop, that monster!

Dongfang Xu also noticed that Zheng Wei was frequently looking at the wall clock on the wall, and he asked, "Do you have any urgent matters tonight?"

Zheng Wei couldn't help asking: "How could something happen to me. I think it's weird, you've been in the game, don't you need to eat and shit..."

Dongfang Xu couldn't help laughing, he reached out and rubbed Zheng Wei's head: "Serena, you are so cute!"

Zheng Wei was very disgusted that Dongfang Xu said this about himself, he subconsciously took a step back, Dongfang Xu took a step forward, Zheng Wei took another step back, Dongfang Xu continued to move forward.

In the end, Dongfang Xu caught Zheng Wei in the corner, and after rubbing him thoroughly, he said: "Of course the time in the game is different from the real time outside. It takes at least two or three hours to play a dungeon in the game." Oh my god? Who can really go online for two or three days without eating or drinking?"

Zheng Wei nodded silently, and Dongfang Xu continued: "A day in the game is about six hours in the real world."

Zheng Wei did a quick calculation. Panda has been online for two consecutive days, so he has spent at least twelve hours in the real world.

Twelve hours of non-stop playing games is not a short time, how can Dongfang Xu solve it by eating and shitting?

Zheng Wei said, "Don't you need to eat?"

The panda looked up at Zheng Wei in surprise, and said, "I'm eating."

Zheng Wei: "...don't tell me you were going to the toilet when you just walked!"

Dongfang Xu said: "You don't need to pee, if you do, killing monsters while doing it can kill time!"

Zheng Wei: "..."

Dongfang Xu said: "This is probably difficult for a program NPC to understand?"

Zheng Wei shook his head, he understands very well, because Zheng Wei has seen people playing games while eating in real life before, and of course there should be people who continue to kill monsters in the bathroom. You can run the map with the mouse while sleeping.In this future world where you don't need a holographic helmet, you can enter the game at any time while walking, shopping and meeting. Zheng Wei deeply feels how crazy it is to be imprisoned in the game...

Dongfang Xu didn't realize what Zheng Wei was thinking, and he patiently explained to Zheng Wei: "We enter the game with something similar to earphones, just wear it on your ears, and it will show the real world around you. Human senses can only accept one kind of reality, so generally speaking, players who play games will choose a quiet place where no one will disturb them to enter the game. Of course, this sensory reality can be adjusted, if you need to do some For other things, you can adjust the game console, the picture and sound in this game, as well as the sense of smell and taste will be weakened, and the human senses can recognize that this is an illusion, so that you can eat, walk, excrete or do other things So, as long as the skills are high enough, there is no pressure to poke a zombie while handjob."

"What about talking?"

"It's okay for me to talk to myself in the house alone. Where there are many people, have you ever seen those players discuss life with a monster before killing it?"

Zheng Wei snorted, and asked, "The me you see now must be very different from the you I see, right?"

Dongfang Xu nodded: "Well, I am eating, so everything here is translucent in my eyes, and the smell and touch are not so real, so you look like a translucent doll sitting on my dining table .”

Zheng Wei: "..., where am I sitting?"

Dongfang Xu said: "On a plate of beef in front of me."

Zheng Wei took a step back subconsciously, Dongfang Xu shouted: "Don't run, come to my bowl quickly, just to taste what you are like!"

Zheng Wei didn't move at all, he happened to be standing near the broken glass window at this time, the white curtains drifted by the wind, almost covering his body.Zheng Wei looked at the panda in front of him, he was so real, his fur was thick and thick, his eyes were still looking at him, his mouth was parted and he was smiling at himself.

He felt that everything in front of him was extremely real, but then he thought, in the eyes of Dongfang Xu who was eating, he was just a translucent doll.

Dongfang Xu didn't continue talking, and sat there maintaining a posture. Zheng Wei guessed that Dongfang Xu's mouth was full of beef, and he was probably speechless.

After a while, Dongfang Xu touched his belly in satisfaction: "We're full, let's start!"

Zheng Wei said: "What do you start?"

Dongfang Xu walked to the bed, jumped on it, and the whole bed was occupied by a huge panda. He rolled on the bed twice, and said, "Let me tell you, you are not only when I am online. Besides pet baby, what are you going to do at other times?"

Zheng Wei said: "I'm not your pet baby!"

Zheng Wei was standing beside Dongfang Xu, Dongfang Xu picked it up, hugged Zheng Wei in his arms, and walked towards the cushion in the room.

Dongfang Xu put Zheng Wei on the cushion, touched his head, and said with a smile: "It's just my baby who cameo once in a while, so don't be so nervous. Anyway, I won't have too much time to go online in the future."

Zheng Wei looked at Dongfang Xu in surprise: "Are you finally ready to go out to work?"

"Work?" Dongfang Xu was taken aback for a moment, then nodded: "Well, work..."

Zheng Wei wanted to struggle to get out of the panda's restraint, but the strength of the panda was not something he could resist, so he wisely gave up struggling and lay obediently under the bear's paw. Dongfang Xu also lay beside him, saying: "Legend , It is difficult for pets to fall asleep when they come to a new environment, and they need the company of their owners to sleep well, so let me sleep with you tonight!"

Zheng Wei: "..."

While the panda was talking, he closed his eyes and fell asleep. Zheng Wei wondered what kind of state the player was sleeping in the game, so he poked Dongfang Xu's belly with his hand and said, "Hey, if you sleep here, in reality Will you sleep too?"

Dongfang Xu grabbed Zheng Wei's hand and said, "No, I have some things to deal with in reality. For more important things, don't bother me."

Zheng Wei nodded, he guessed that Dongfang Xu was going to wash the dishes or read forum posts or something.This nerd is really hanging in the game 24 hours a day even going to the toilet, he is the best player.

The panda on the side was sleeping quietly. Zheng Wei didn't need to sleep in the first place, and he didn't feel sleepy at all. He walked around the house and found that the facilities in the room were relatively simple, except that there was a letter from the Wraith in the closet beside him. Apart from the written blood book, there is nothing else.

What's next?Zheng Wei silently calculated in his heart that the time when Dongfang Xu is not online is basically his free time, and even if he is online, he doesn't have to listen to him.

Zheng Wei plans to go to Yingai, the ghost count first, he and Yingai are both in the same situation, maybe Yingai will know more than himself.

He glanced back at the sleeping panda, and wanted to wake him up and talk to him, but then remembered that the panda said not to disturb him, so Zheng Wei found a ballpoint pen in the drawer, and left a note: " I'm going to find Yingai, I'll go down and find out where I can find him, you can do it yourself when you wake up."

After writing this note, Zheng Wei opened the door and walked out.

For players, spending the night in the wilderness may be more dangerous, but for Zheng Wei who is going to meet the boss of the supernatural zone, it is not a terrible thing.

Zheng Wei walked down the stairs slowly, and was stopped by the waiter when he was about to go out. The waiter of this farmhouse was wearing the old-fashioned blue cloth with white flowers in rural China, which looked very conspicuous.

The waiter said: "The gate cannot be opened during this time."

Zheng Wei was taken aback for a moment, and asked, "Aren't the players allowed to go out, too?"

The waiter looked Zheng Wei up and down for a while: "Of course the player can go out, but you are the player's pet baby, and you must be accompanied by your master Kung Fu Panda before you can leave."

Zheng Wei returned knowingly, and just as he was about to go upstairs, he suddenly saw the door open with a creak, and a few people walked in from the door, none of them were the same as Dumpty who he met on the highway in the zombie area. The few players in the group.

It was too late for Zheng Wei to return to the room at this time, so he walked to a corner and sat down, covering his face with a huge newspaper on the table, watching the actions of those players intently.

As soon as those players came in, they saw Zheng Wei. Zheng Wei had already changed into a suit of clothes, and deliberately shrunk his body to a very small size. After the waiter received the players, a group of people looked at Zheng Wei. Direction, asked the waiter: "Who is that? Strange?"

The waiter shook his head: "That is the player's pet baby, and it should be collecting information for his owner now."

Several players immediately lost interest in looking for Zheng Wei. They sat on a chair in the center and began to polish their weapons carefully.

Yu Feng, who is a sorcerer, said: "Why isn't Humpty Humpty coming? Let's go and kill Ingai. Without him, he wouldn't be able to beat that guy at all."

When Zheng Wei heard the word Yingai, he was refreshed and listened carefully to what they said.

Luo Li was wearing a pink dress, and he said while drinking tea: "Do you still have to ask why? It should be her engagement party now?"

The topic of several people turned to the gossip emperor again, because Zheng Wei learned that the emperor can have an amnesty order, allowing himself to get a body, so it is not the same as the previous few times. He ignored them from afar, but he listened carefully to those people's words. If possible, Zheng Wei wanted to write to the emperor to ask. After all, no one would give up if they had hope.

But when Zheng Wei heard a few of them talking about gossip to the end, he felt a little disheartened.

Gossip says that the emperor seldom manages government affairs;

Gossip says that most of the affairs of the empire are managed by the emperor's uncle;

According to gossip, Humpty Humpty is the emperor's cousin...

The gossip also said that according to the imperial law, the emperor will be able to handle government affairs by himself when he turns 24 in three months, so he will formally ask for his own rights immediately, and the emperor's uncle will definitely not be willing to hand them over so easily, so Only then did he marry his daughter to the emperor, and he didn't care about the offspring of inbreeding genetics, just to better control his nephew.

The gossip also said that the emperor did not show up at today's engagement banquet. It is rumored that he was ill, but everyone guessed that he probably became ill because of excessive prostitution in the palace...

The gossip continued: The emperor will probably have a conflict with the emperor's uncle, but the emperor will undoubtedly lose. He will be watched to death by his wife every day at home, and firmly controlled by his uncle outside.

After hearing all these gossips, Zheng Wei roughly sketched out the appearance of the emperor of the Galaxy Empire in his mind: a fat and fat imbecile, who is controlled by his uncle without knowing it, only knows how to eat, drink and play, and has no ambitions. One firewood.

Therefore, Zheng Wei finally believed what Dongfang Xu said: Believe me, the emperor will not be willing to amend this law that allows intelligent programs to have bodies.

Because the emperor is a scumbag idiot and a puppet, he has no ability to amend the law at all...