Is it easy for me to make money!

Xiaoyu went to kindergarten. One day, the kindergarten teacher had a whim and wanted to make a parent-child tacit understanding quiz game. This game can well reflect whether children and parents understand each other.

On that day, all the children have brought their parents over, some are fathers, some are mothers, some families seem to be more leisurely, both parents have come, only Xiaoyu is different, Xiaoyu brought his own brother, But he didn't feel that it was any different from other people's homes.

The kindergarten teacher knew the situation of Zhou Xiaoxiang and the two brothers, so of course he was not surprised at all. When it was Xiaoyu's turn to play the game, he specially changed the "mother and dad" in the question to "brother".

Zhou Xiaoxiang's favorability for this teacher soared upwards.

The rules of the game are very simple. The teacher asks questions. Parents first write down the answers on the question board, and then let the children answer verbally. If the parents and children have the same answer, one point will be added. The group with the most points will get A box of watercolor pencils.

When it was Xiaoyu's turn, Xiaoyu was very excited, ran over and sat upright on the small bench, smiled at his brother with beautiful crescent eyes, turned his head to find Lingling, and smiled at Lingling.

Oh, by the way, Lingling is a good friend he made when he was in nursery school. Back then, he lent him a tank to play with. Later, he gave that tank to him and got him a sweet kiss!Seeing Xiaoyu's beautiful eyes flickering towards her, Lingling bit her lip tensely, her face flushed instantly.

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The quizzes are different for each group. Seeing that Zhou Xiaoxiang and Xiaoyu were ready, the teacher took out the question paper from his pocket and started the quiz.

1. What is the child's best talent?

Zhou Xiaoxiang wrote: Rope skipping [jump your calves if you have nothing to do, start earlier than other children...] Xiaoyu replied: Rope skipping!

2. What is the child's worst talent?

Zhou Xiaoxiang wrote: Hua Hua [If you win an award, I think this watercolor pen will be given to Lingling (ノへ￣,)] Xiaoyu answered: Hua Hua! 【Worst still so happy (ノへ￣,)】

3. What is your child's favorite animal?

Zhou Xiaoxiang wrote: Little tortoise [No matter what you scold, little tortoise won't talk back, and just lay down obediently, this child is quite a king in front of little tortoise ==] Xiaoyu replied: Little tortoise [Look, what a tacit understanding! 】

4. What animal is the child most afraid of?

Zhou Xiaoxiang wrote: Snake

Xiaoyu replied: Snake!

5. Who is the child's best friend?

Zhou Xiaoxiang wrote: Lingling【Headache, I really want to support the wall~(__)ノ｜】Xiaoyu answered: Lingling!

Lingling's eyes are bright, her little face is flushed, but her expression is extremely serious.

6. What does brother belong to?

Zhou Xiaoxiang wrote: Tiger [This is not a problem for our Xiaoyu o(￣ヘ￣o#)] Xiaoyu answered: My brother is a big tiger! [Sure enough, there is a tacit understanding? 】

7. What is your brother's favorite sport?

Zhou Xiaoxiang wrote: Running [I regret it after I finished writing == for running, I went out early in the morning to run in the community, Xiaoyu didn't seem to know it, it's over...] Xiaoyu answered: Fighting with Da Xiao on the sofa! [w(Д)w you brat! ! !In short, fighting is fine! ! !Just now, I clearly cherish words like gold! ! !Why are you so wordy all of a sudden! ! ! 】The teacher looked confused: fighting?

Xiaoyu nodded heavily: Fight!Lose every time! 【You brat! ! ! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻】Zhou Xiaoxiang waved his hands again and again: No...it's not a fight, teacher, don't get me wrong! It's boxing, children don't understand...Next, next question!

Xiaoyu: What is boxing?

The teacher showed appreciation: a good boy who studies hard and asks questions!

8. What's your brother's favorite food?

Zhou Xiaoxiang wrote: Apple

Xiaoyu replied: Da Xiao's neck! [God, god horse!Xiaoyu, did you sneak a glimpse of the magic horse! Σ(￣д￣;)] The teacher is confused:? ? ?

Zhou Xiaoxiang was drenched in cold sweat: Big neck, small neck, big and small neck, Xiaoyu said, I like to eat duck necks... [Da Xiao, don’t blame me, I didn’t mean to slander you ==] Xiaoyu: Huh?no……

Zhou Xiaoxiang quickly interrupted: Next question!

9. When will your brother be angry with you?

Zhou Xiaoxiang wrote: When Xiaoyu got into trouble【Needless to say?Of course it's when you get into trouble...] Xiaoyu replied: When kissing Da Xiao but not brother! [Bear...Child..._(:3」∠)_] 10. What does brother usually eat?

Zhou Xiaoxiang wrote: Apple [This teacher has a bad memory?Or is the logic not very good?Just now I clearly asked what my favorite food is...] Xiaoyu answered: Da Xiao Mouth! [Scary! ! ! Σ(°△°) Xiaoyu, what are you doing! ! !How much did you peek! ! ! ] The teacher was confused again:? ? ?

Zhou Xiaoxiang was killed in battle... [Bear boy, this old man really doesn't know how to smooth things over! ! ! OTZ]

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Zhou Xiaoxiang dragged his bruised body home and ignored Xiaoyu all night.

Xiaoyu was so wronged that he turned his head and climbed onto Brother Da Xiao's lap, crying, "Brother ignores me... woo...why does brother ignore me... TAT"

Xiao Peize looked helpless, seeing Zhou Xiaoxiang lying on the sofa like a dead pig, stretched out his hand and patted his buttocks: "Didn't get No.1? What's the matter? Xiaoyu doesn't mind, what's so good about you as an adult?" Mind?"

Zhou Xiaoxiang punched hard on the sofa a few times: "No!"

Seeing his fierceness, Xiaoyu cried even louder: "Wow... my brother ignored me! My brother doesn't want Xiaoyu anymore! Xiaoyu is going to run away from home!"

Zhou Xiaoxiang jumped up and stared at him aggressively: "You can say things like running away from home? Xiaoyu, who did you learn this trick from?"

Xiaoyu weakly pointed at Big Brother Xiao.

"..." Xiao Peize looked up at the sky, "You ran away from home in trouble back then, and he probably overheard what I said."

Zhou Xiaoxiang was so angry that he punched the sofa again.

Xiao Peize looked at him strangely: "Did you eat explosives today? Why did Xiaoyu make you angry?"

Zhou Xiaoxiang looked at him with grief and indignation. After watching for a long time, he suddenly closed his eyes and looked at Xiaoyu seriously: "Xiaoyu, come! I must teach you a good lesson today!"

Xiaoyu shrinks back: "There is no class at night! It's rest time at night!"

"..."

Zhou Xiaoxiang was killed again.