Is it easy for me to make money!

After Zhou Xiaoxiang asked Xiaoyu to pee on Xu Le's pants, he felt so happy that he had a dream all night. In the dream, he made enough money, quit his job, and bought a A house, with Xiaoyu raising a dog, sitting in front of the window every day watching the sea.

After waking up with a smile, Zhou Xiaoxiang returned to the sunshine again. He still has to find a job, and Xiao Peize still has to continue to hate him, but life is still beautiful.

Zhou Xiaoxiang put the bowl of milk in front of Xiaoyu, Xiaoyu stretched out his soft hand to hold it, pouted his mouth and sucked it in small mouthfuls.Zhou Xiaoxiang patted his head and said, "Brother, can I find you a nursery?"

Xiaoyu stared at him with wide eyes, confused.

"There are aunts in the nursery to take care of you, and there are many children your age, you can play with them."

Xiaoyu burst into tears all of a sudden: "My brother doesn't want me anymore."

Zhou Xiaoxiang quickly comforted him: "How could my brother not want you! My brother is going to work soon, and he has to go to work every day."

The more Xiaoyu heard it, the more sad he became: "My brother doesn't want me every day."

Zhou Xiaoxiang was so angry and funny, he didn't know how to explain it to him, so he wiped away his tears and said: "My brother picks you up from the nursery every day after work! You can see my brother every day!"

"Really?" When Xiaoyu heard that he could still see his brother every day, he immediately stopped crying and looked at him with a sniff.

"Enen, I promise!" Zhou Xiaoxiang comforted him patiently for a long time after making the promise.

Finally, Xiaoyu tilted his head and thought for a long time, then reluctantly shouted in a long nasal voice: "Okay——"

Going out for an interview today, Zhou Xiaoxiang settled Xiaoyu and was ready to go out, when he suddenly received a call from JSJ.Zhou Xiaoxiang walked around the room with his mobile phone in two big circles, touched the back of his head and said in disbelief, "Are you sure I'm the one hired? Uh...how about I give you an ID number for you to confirm..."

The girl from the personnel department over there really didn't hold back her professional smile, and laughed aloud: "No need to confirm, you heard me right."

"Isn't it? Didn't Xiao Peize reject me a long time ago?"

Suddenly there was a gasp of "Hiss..." on the phone, followed by a long silence.

Zhou Xiaoxiang yelled inwardly that he was not good, he scolded Xiao Peize all day and night yesterday, and he couldn't change his words for a while.It's terrible!Zhou Xiaoxiang patted his forehead, wiped his face, took a deep breath and said, "I'm sorry, I mean, uh, yesterday I failed Mr. Xiao's interview. Are you sure you didn't make a mistake?"

The personnel department of JSJ has exploded. Yang Yang, who was on the phone, made a "shh" gesture to the surroundings, smiled and said, "That's right! Mr. Xiao didn't say that you failed the interview. When you come to report next week, you will I'll believe it, I didn't lie to you."

"...Oh, ok, ok. Thank you!" Zhou Xiaoxiang suddenly felt that he, who had always been calm, couldn't calm down anymore. He even spoke like a complete idiot. He hung up the phone and stood there for 5 minutes, then stretched out his hand again. Pinching his own face, he let out a cry of pain, and only then did he believe that he had woken up.

Zhou Xiaoxiang glanced at Xiaoyu who was lying on the bed, suppressed his excitement, threw off his phone and rushed to Xu Le's room, jumped onto the bed with a "plop" and grabbed his neck to wake him up: "Xu Le, Xu Le! I'm going to JSJ Already! I'm going to JSJ!"

"I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm going to die..." Xu Le rolled his eyes and stuck out his tongue and coughed loudly. He suddenly opened his eyes wide and jumped up from the bed excitedly, "Didn't you say dirty? You're a bear! How dare you lie to your uncle!" As he spoke, he slapped Zhou Xiaoxiang wildly on the back of the head.

Zhou Xiaoxiang didn't feel any pain when he was slapped, he bared his teeth and kept having fun.Xu Le grinned and took the opportunity to retaliate, and strangled Zhou Xiaoxiang's neck: "How dare you lie to your uncle! If you don't treat me to a good meal, I will never finish with you! Uncle, I don't know where I work! It's so exciting! Hurry up! Take me out for a big meal!" Then he let go of him and jumped off the bed to get dressed.

When Xu Le was dressed, he turned around and saw Zhou Xiaoxiang sitting beside his bed smiling very brightly, his eyes were as bright as the sun, shining brightly little by little.Xu Le has known him for four years, and this is the first time he has seen him laugh like this. In contrast, it seems that the smiles in the past were all for the sake of laughing, but now the smiles are from the heart and have to be laughed.

Zhou Xiaoxiang was laughing happily when suddenly a familiar face appeared in front of his eyes. When he came back to his senses, he realized that it was Xu Le's smug mirror. In the mirror, he smiled with fine porcelain-like white teeth.Xu Le looked at him seriously with a mirror in his hand: "If you keep laughing like this, be careful that I fall in love with you."

Zhou Xiaoxiang raised his leg and kicked him hard: "Get lost!"

Xu Le threw the mirror and jumped away, yelling "Help, help, murder my husband", and rushed into the bathroom to brush his teeth and wash his face in three steps.

Zhou Xiaoxiang had fun here for a long time, and the personnel department of JSJ was already in a turmoil.

If there are more women in the personnel department, there will be more topics. Yang Yang covered his stomach and laughed as soon as he hung up the phone. He said that Zhou Xiaoxiang was stupid, and he was notified to report. He made a mistake.This is nothing, the key is that he actually called Mr. Xiao by his first name, his nerves are as thick as a thousand-year-old tree, and his emotional intelligence is too low!The whole idiot!

So, it was spread from ten to ten, and everywhere in the company where gossip could spread, everyone knew that the technical department would come in next week, and each of them stretched their necks and pretended to be a big white goose, eagerly looking forward to seeing the demeanor of the fool.

As a result, the rumors only spread for a day, and a new rumor appeared, saying that Zhou Xiaoxiang was in such a mess on the day of the interview that he was so disgusted that Mr. Xiao replaced the entire carpet on the 26th floor.What Zhou Xiaoxiang's hair looked like that day, what his jacket looked like, what his pants looked like, his shoes... oh, no shoes, what his socks looked like, all the adjectives that could be used were used, which fully reflected the profoundness of Chinese culture.

After the whole JSJ had been bustling for several days, Zhou Xiaoxiang had already become famous before he arrived, and under the support of various rumors, he became a celebrity second only to Mr. Xiao, and successfully got rid of the title of "Stupid God". What is a "dumb god"?He is obviously a "stupid god"!

As a result, the broad masses of enthusiastic people strongly demanded to see the video of that day, and the monitoring room was under the pressure of duties, and it just didn't let go.At this time, the monitoring room that was affected by Chi Yu has completely become a public enemy.

A few days passed quickly, Zhou Xiaoxiang thought for a long time but couldn't understand why he was hired again suddenly.But these are not the point, he only cares about the result.Although he felt that his self-esteem was hurt on the day of the interview, when it came to job hunting, he felt that there was absolutely no need for integrity.

Early in the morning, after Zhou Xiaoxiang sent Xiaoyu to the nursery, he reported to the company with a happy face.When the little girl at the front desk heard that his name was Zhou Xiaoxiang, her eyes nearly popped out of the window, probably because the contrast between the front and back was too great.

Zhou Xiaoxiang smiled at her before leaving: "Your eyes are quite big!"

The little girl nicknamed "Squinting Eyes": "..."

"Hello everyone! I'm Zhou Xiaoxiang!" As soon as he appeared at the entrance of the technical department, Zhou Xiaoxiang greeted all kinds of technical houses inside very familiarly.

Yang Yang who was beside him opened his mouth and realized that he was superfluous, so he pushed him in: "Okay, you should get familiar with it gradually, I won't introduce you, remember to come to the 25th floor to participate in the corporate culture training in the afternoon."

Zhou Xiaoxiang spent an entire hour under the resentful eyes of a group of pure men, and finally couldn't bear it anymore, pulled Wang Xiaopang who was closest to him and asked: "Is there something that I don't know but is very related to me? "

Wang Xiaopang's gaze suddenly became more resentful: "Brother, you let me, oh no, let us, very disappointed..."

Zhou Xiaoxiang smiled: "Before expressing your disappointment, can you tell me what exactly do you expect from me?"

Wang Xiaopang casually grabbed a drawing in front of the computer and chewed it in his mouth: "We thought you had acne."

"Pockets?" Zhou Xiaoxiang's eyes twitched.

"More than that, we thought you stink all over your body."

"stench?"

"Also, it turns out that you are not full of lice..."

"...Lice?"

Zhou Xiaoxiang was completely blown away and instantly lost his ability to speak.

Wang Xiaopang looked at him, then suddenly jumped up shaking his huge body, pointed at Zhou Xiaoxiang and shouted excitedly: "Brothers! Look at how stupid he is! I finally guessed one right!"

Zhou Xiaoxiang raised his head to look up at Wang Xiaopang in the crowd of men, blinked and sighed: "How inhuman I must be to satisfy your deep expectations..."

Wang Xiaopang was still excited when the phone on the desk rang suddenly.As soon as he saw the caller ID, he immediately suppressed his playful expression, cleared his throat, picked up the microphone and said very gently: "Xiao Yueyue, are you looking for me?"

Ji Yue smiled: "I'm not looking for you, I'm looking for Zhou Xiaoxiang, you ask him to come to the 26th floor now." After finishing speaking, she hung up the phone quickly.Zhou Xiaoxiang had just arrived, and the phone on the desk hadn't been allocated yet, so Ji Yue called Wang Xiaopang directly.

Wang Xiaopang's eyes looking at Zhou Xiaoxiang suddenly became more resentful, and there were thin needle pricks in the resentment, wishing to stab Zhou Xiaoxiang into a hedgehog, Qiqi Ai said: "Xiao Yueyue called you over..."

Zhou Xiaoxiang was at a loss.

"I'm warning you! You can go, but Xiao Yue is not allowed to miss Xiao Yueyue!"

Zhou Xiaoxiang was still at a loss: "Who is Xiao Yueyue?"

"Ji Yue."

"Who is Ji Yue?"

Wang Xiaopang touched the edge of the table with his fingers like a little daughter-in-law: "I called you over, and you still pretend you don't know her!"

Zhou Xiaoxiang stroked his forehead and sighed: "Where am I going?"

Wang Xiaopang looked at him out of the corner of his eyes: "Go to the 26th floor..."

"Floor 26..." Zhou Xiaoxiang's right eye started to twitch wildly, "Are you sure it's Xiao Yueyue who's looking for me, not Xiao Pei...uh...Mr. Xiao is looking for me?"

Wang Xiaopang fell silent suddenly, then opened his eyes wider and wider, squeezed the fat around the corners of his eyes outward, thumped the table violently and said excitedly: "Damn it! Why didn't I think of this? Sure! Mr. Xiao is looking for you!"

Zhou Xiaoxiang looked up at him again: Isn't this expression the legendary gloating?

Thinking of the legendary Mr. Xiao changing the carpet, Wang Xiaopang snorted and laughed twice: "Brother, you are finished!"

"I think so too..." Zhou Xiaoxiang nodded his head solemnly, and walked out with weak footsteps under Wang Xiaopang's farewell gaze.

Standing in front of the elevator, Zhou Xiaoxiang took a deep breath: "No, no, the elevator is too fast, adjust it before you go in." Now that he has been hired, it doesn't make sense to treat him as an enemy anymore, just hate him in general Well, we have to rely on that poker face to pay us wages in the future...

Zhou Xiaoxiang quickly analyzed the situation in front of him, wiped his face, and pressed the elevator with a smile on his face.

For the sake of salary and integrity, it can be lowered a little bit.Zhou Xiaoxiang thought so.

In fact, he completely overestimated himself.Maybe he didn't realize it himself, he didn't have the slightest bit of integrity...

Xiao Peize looked at Zhou Xiaoxiang who was grinning to the ear, suppressed the unhappiness in his heart, leaned on the back of the chair and said lightly: "I really don't want to invite you in."

Zhou Xiaoxiang smiled obsequiously: "Ah...that's really hard for Mr. Xiao."

"I'll give you three months."

"I know I know, probation period."

"You make this." Xiao Peize threw a piece of paper over in a cool manner.

Zhou Xiaoxiang hurriedly took the fluffy paper, his brows became tighter the more he looked at it.Xiao Peize looked at his expression, and the more he looked at it, the more comfortable he became.

"In, line, virtual, virtual, travel, travel, experience...?" Zhou Xiaoxiang blinked, looked at the thin paper with less than ten lines of characters, and lowered his head to dig at the corner desperately, hoping to pick out the first one. Two Zhang came, "Cough...this plan is so streamlined, Mr. Xiao..."

Xiao Peize bowed his head expressionlessly and went about his own business: "You can continue to enrich yourself..."

"Uh... I'm doing technology, not planning..."

Xiao Peize looked up at him: "Are you admitting that your ability is not enough?"

"Of course not!" Zhou Xiaoxiang jumped up.

"It's fine if it's not." Xiao Peize buried his head in the pile of documents again.

Zhou Xiaoxiang's mobile phone vibrated suddenly in his trouser pocket, he secretly glanced at Xiao Peize, leaned over and took out the mobile phone.Seeing that it was a call from the nursery, his face suddenly changed.He glanced at Xiao Peize who was still buried in his head, gritted his teeth and cut off the call.

"Mr. Xiao, if this plan is made within three months, will the salary be raised?"

"will not."

"Is there any other advantage in that?"

"Have."

Zhou Xiaoxiang immediately smiled: "Can you tell me the benefits?"

"Start the trial period of the company." Xiao Peize said without raising his head.

"..." Zhou Xiaoxiang pulled the corners of his mouth and continued to smile stiffly, "Then what are these three months?"

"I'm giving you a trial period."

……

"Xiao! Pei! Ze!" Zhou Xiaoxiang suddenly raised his voice an octave, slapped the table and gritted his teeth and stared at the relaxed-faced person opposite.

Xiao Peize raised his head and looked at him without changing his expression: "You can choose to give up."

Zhou Xiaoxiang poked his finger into Xiao Peize's nostril: "I can complain to you!"

Xiao Peize raised his eyebrows: "The contract hasn't been signed yet, has it?"

"You!...You're ruthless!" Zhou Xiaoxiang trembled angrily, wishing to poke another finger directly at his eyes, and quickly crumpled the paper in his hand and threw it on the table.The paper ball bounced twice to the ground like a ping pong ball and rolled to the corner.

"You threw away the plan?" Xiao Peize looked at him with raised eyebrows.

"That shit, I've already remembered it!" Zhou Xiaoxiang slammed the door angrily and came out.

Zhao Wen and Ji Yue stared at his back with dumbfounded expressions of unprecedented admiration.

Zhou Xiaoxiang just took two steps out when the phone rang again.This time it was a short message: "Xiaoyu is crying and begging for his brother. No matter how coaxed, it will affect other children. You should think of a way."

Zhou Xiaoxiang pinched his eyebrows and turned around twice, then turned around and walked towards Xiao Peize's office.

Zhao Wen and Ji Yue hadn't recovered from the previous shock, and they stared at Zhou Xiaoxiang who turned back halfway in dumbfounded.

Zhou Xiaoxiang knocked on the door and went in, with a flattering smile on his face: "Mr. Xiao, I would like to ask for an hour's leave."