Lu Xiaofeng's Forced Palace

The weather was really nice on this day, the sun was shining in the sky, the birds were chirping, the great and kind author was holding his notebook with a drunken face, pushed the 13 mirror on the bridge of his nose, and looked at the two people sitting under the table. A handsome man, resisting the urge to stretch out his paws, "Ahem, the two protagonists, I think you all know it, because I want to use the manuscript box to prevent theft, so I still have to play the episode, but I just finished the English test. Think about it again, so here is a question about compatibility! You have to work hard to cooperate! It’s very simple and simple, I will ask you to answer~”

1 May I have your name?

Gong Jiu: You don't know?

Flowers Man Lou: Flowers Man Lou

2 What is the age?

Gong Jiu: It seems to be... Hey, you are my mother, don't you know? (Drunk: ...Actually, I don't know either)

Huahua: I was 22 years old when I met Shangguan Feiyan

Zui Zui: Oh~ That means it is still hovering around 23 now?

Gong Jiu: Hehe... I still remember that swallow, and my mother, your writing style is a bit faster, obviously in the original book, Qi Tong will be 30 years old after all the major events have passed, why did you pass the sword competition here? a year and a half?

Zuizui: There is a saying that the spring night is short, so being a mother is not thinking about your couple's sexual happiness~

3 gender is?

Gong Jiu: Actually, I am a woman

Huahua smiled calmly: I am a man, but if you are a woman, Ah Jiu, our heir problem can be solved. Gong Jiu: ...

Huahua still laughed: It happens that the author is here. I've heard that there are some articles in which men can have children, and it's all just a tick of the author's pen.

Zui Zui: ... (This product is absolutely filled with sesame seeds)

4 What is your personality like?

Gong Jiu raised her chin in a haughty manner: You will never meet such an excellent man like me in your life Hua Hua: Modesty and gentleness

5 The character of the other party?

Gong Jiu: Black belly!Black belly!

Zui Zui: Actually, you only need to say it once.

Gong Jiu: Aren’t I emphasizing deeply?

Drunk: ...

Huahua: Ah Jiu has a very good personality

(Where did you see that)

6 When did the two meet?Where?

Gong Jiu: What?Looks like it's on a carriage?

Huahua: It was in Shangguan Feiyan's carriage. At that time, Ah Jiu was still uncomfortable because he couldn't stand the strong fragrance. Gong Jiu raised his eyebrows: You haven't forgotten about that swallow? !

Huahua Limara passed Gong Jiu's hand: Because you were there at that time, so I remember, it wasn't the reason for that woman 7 What was your first impression of the other party?

Gong Jiu: Ah!This is Lu Xiaofeng's destined good friend, the innocent and beautiful boy who was deceived by the evil female partner?

Zui Zui: ... Khan

Hua Hua: Although he can’t see him, he has the aura of a nobleman

Zuizui: ... more unreliable

8 What do you like about each other?

Gong Jiu: He has a background, but he doesn’t have a heavy sample

Huahua: everything about him

Drunk: Nima, this is the gap

9 What do you hate about the other party?

Gong Jiu: He is a black belly!

Huahua: Ah Jiu can’t always focus on me alone

10 Do you think you have a good sex with the other party?

Palace Nine: General

Huahua: very good

11 What do you call each other?

Palace Nine: Seven Children

Huahua: Ah Jiu

12 How would you like to be called by the other party?

Gong Jiu gave an evil smile: Lord Jiu

Huahua: Xianggong

Gong Jiu: ...

13 If you use an animal as a metaphor, what do you think the other person is?

Gong Jiu: Smiling Fox

Hua Hua: The Fox Who Steals the Chicken

Drunk and sweating: They are all foxes...

14 If you want to send a gift to the other party, would you send it?

Gong Jiu: Uh... I send girls every year

Huahua: myself

15 So what gift would you like for yourself?

Gong Jiu: Girl

Huahua: Ah Jiu herself

Drunk: ...

16 Are you dissatisfied with the other party?What is it normally?

Gong Jiu: Yes!Big dissatisfaction!Usually...too much effort...

Zui Zui: Hey, it's not even fifty questions yet!

Huahua: I still have dissatisfaction. I am very dissatisfied that Ah Jiu cannot belong to me alone. 17 What is your problem?

Gong Jiu: You are cheap, what they said

Huahua: I am so kind to Ah Jiu

18 What is the opponent's problem?

Gong Jiu: Black belly! !

Huahua: It's too easy to provoke other men

19 What kind of things does the other party do to make you unhappy?

Gong Jiu: Don't let me get out of bed

Huahua: When I'm with you, I smell like other men

Zui Zui: ...Hi!That’s not how you use smelling people to know people!

20 What did you do that made the other person unhappy?

Gong Jiu [determined face: no

Huahua: I have been doing very well

21 How far is your relationship?

Gong Jiu: Hmm... pure male-male relationship

Huahua: Mutual possession

22 Where did two people first date?

Gong Jiu: They are all men, why should they date?

Huahua: Not really

23 What was the atmosphere of the two of them at that time?

Gong Jiu: ... Author, you have too many questions

Huahua: Hehe

Zuizui: ...not my fault

24 How far has it progressed then?

Drunk: omitted

25 frequent date spots?

Drunk: I know, omit

26 What kind of preparations will you make for the other party's birthday?

Gong Jiu touches her chin: take a bath, lie on the bed

Zui Zui: ... really conscious

Huahua: take a bath, lie on the bed

Zui Zui: ... really anxious

27 Which party confessed first?

Palace Nine: Seven Children

Huahua: I

28 How much do you like each other?

Gong Jiu: I don't want him to be crushed to death by a car

Drunk: Who do you want to be crushed to death by a car?

Gong Jiu's eyes faltered: The author?

Drunk: ...

Huahua: I can wait, forever

29 So, do you love each other?

Gong Jiu reached out and rubbed her own face, covering the blush on her face while getting drunk with fierce eyes: I don't like drunkenness: this expression... dirt

Huahua smiled softly: I love

30 What does the other person say that makes you feel wrong?

Gong Jiu: I'm just blind, my biggest pain is that I can't see you... The expression on my body is drunk: Is this Hua Manlou talking about Sikong Zhaixing? ?

Huahua: Seven children, I am tired

Drunk: slightly more information

31 If you feel that the other party is suspected of changing his mind, what will you do?

Gong Jiu: What can I do, I am not a person who can be difficult

Huahua: Ah Jiu keeps changing her mind, I'm used to it

Zui Zui: I think your thoughts are not on the same track as normal people

32 Can you forgive the other party for changing his mind?

Gong Jiu: Hehe

Huahua: Ah Jiu...Actually, I don't blame Ah Jiu, it's all the author's fault

Drunk: ... Nani

33 What should I do if the other party is more than one hour late for a date?

Gong Jiu: Qitong is very reliable in his work, and this situation will not happen.

Huahua: Although Ajiu is a bit unreliable, she still has a lot of promises

Zuizui: ...there is a strong smell of JQ here

35 The other party's sexy expression?

Gong Jiu Dead Fish Eye: The facial expression after [beep—] when doing [beep—]

Zuizui stroked his forehead: My God, what is that string of silencers!Having said that, it’s not over to the fifty questions. Huahua smiled bitterly: The greatest pain in my life is that I can’t see him.

Drunk: familiar

36 When two people are together, what makes you feel your heart beat faster?

Gong Jiu: He started to take off my clothes

Huahua: every minute and every second

38 What do you feel happiest when doing?

Gong Jiu: Covering the quilt for pure chatting

Huahua: blowing the air together

39 Ever quarreled?

Gong Jiu: Not really, Qitong has always let me

Huahua: It’s too late for my baby, why are you willing to scold me?

Gong Jiu: Do you want to be so explicit?

Huahua: There is no one else here

Gong Jiu: Isn't it the author?

Huahua: She doesn’t count

Zuizui: ... I am not counting other people or I am not counting people

40 What are the quarrels?

Zui Zui: Omit, but I think it must be the question of whether or not I can go to the flower bed tonight. How to reconcile after 41?

Zui Zui: Omit, according to my opinion, if Xiao Shou is disobedient and Xiao Gong has to tie him up and throw him on the bed without saying a word...

42 Do you still want to be lovers after reincarnation?

Gong Jiu: I'm afraid I won't be able to bear it

Huahua: I hope I am the only one by his side

43 When do you feel loved?

Gong Jiu: All the time

Flowers: all the time

Gong Jiu turned his head

44 What is your expression of love?

Gong Jiu: Simple and simple love~~cough cough okay, if you love him, stay with him

Huahua: stay with him

45 When did you feel "you don't love me anymore"?

Gong Jiu: He won't sleep in my bed anymore

Zui Zui: Actually, you are still boring, aren’t you?

Huahua: He will never stop loving me

Zui Zui: ... Where did you get your confidence?

Huahua: The author is here

Drunk: ...

46 What do you think is the flower that matches the other party?

Palace Nine: Lily

Drunk: suitable for flowers with black belly

Flowers: Poinsettia

Drunk: Huh?that flower is very nice

Hua Hua: People who are poisoned by that flower will die

Drunk: ...

Huahua caresses her chest: I don't want to explain

Drunk: ...

47 Is there something the two of you are hiding from each other?

Gong Jiu: I won’t hide it. What he doesn’t know is because he didn’t ask Huahua: Yes

48 Where does your inferiority complex come from?

Gong Jiu: Author, what’s wrong with your brain? Can you eat inferiority complex?

Huahua: To be honest, Hua has never heard of that kind of thing

49 Is the relationship between the two open or secret?

Gong Jiu raises her head: Naturally, it is open

Huahua: Everyone Knows

50 Do you think the love with each other can last forever?

Gong Jiu: Eternity is a joke, of course it is counted every day

Huahua: As long as I live