Rebirth breaks you straight

At the beginning of September, Tan Tian was finally liberated from the military camp where he had been locked up for a month. The first thing he did was to run home, but he was turned away. Tan Tian was so disappointed.But when he saw the dusty room, he became emotional again, rolled up his sleeves, oh no, there are no sleeves to roll up for short sleeves, and started cleaning with a rag and mop.He wants to welcome Chen Zan with a clean home, at least he doesn't need to clean up when he comes back.

Chen Zan started school at about the same time as chatting, and he didn't go to the military camp for training, he was only in his own school.However, in order to facilitate the gathering at any time during the military training, everyone is required to live in the dormitory, and they are not allowed to leave the school without authorization.Chen Zan thought about the weather in Beijing, there was a layer of floating soil in the house without cleaning for three days, and now it's been more than half a month, I don't know how thick it will be.

When he got home, he unexpectedly found that the windows in the room were bright, the floor was clean, the cloth covering the sofa before he left had been removed, and the coffee table was also spotless.After chatting back, Chen Zan was overjoyed, and while taking off his shoes, he shouted, "Jar! Jar!"

No one responded to him, so Chen Zan walked into the bedroom and saw that there was no one, and the sheet covering the bed was gone.I went to push the door of the bathroom again, but there was no one inside, only the washing machine was humming.He must have returned, but then went out again.

Chen Zan looked at it, and it seemed that the whole house was clean, only himself was dirty. He had been in military training at school for so long, and he didn't have time to take a clean shower, so he went to get clothes from the closet to take a bath.

While washing, Tantian opened the door and came in. As soon as he opened the door, he saw an extra pair of shoes in front of the shoe rack, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but twitched, he's back!I scanned the room, but I didn't see anyone. When I listened carefully, there was the sound of rushing water in the bathroom, and he was inside.

Tan Tian tiptoed into the house, put all the things on the kitchen floor, then walked to the door of the bathroom, grabbed the door handle and twisted it, and it was locked like his style.Chatter raised his voice: "Robbery! Open the door!"

The sound of water inside stopped: "Tanzi, are you back?"

"There is no jar, only robbers! Open the door quickly, I want robbery!" Tan Tian continued to say in a rough voice.

Chen Zan laughed, turned on the faucet again, having fun, and sang a nursery rhyme: "If I don't turn it on, I won't turn it on, if the jar doesn't come back, no one will turn it on!"

Chatting and laughing loudly: "Baby, I'm Kiss Husband Tanzi, please open the door for me."

Chen Zan said: "I will only drive if I say 'husband, my wife is back'."

Tan Tian squeezed his fist outside, and endured it for the next benefit: "Good husband, open the door for my wife."

Chen Zan laughed until his stomach ached, stretched out his hand and opened the door, chatted and rushed in, ignoring the splashes above his head, hugged Chen Zan, pressed him against the wall, and kissed him hard, I haven't seen him for a month, I want to die!

Chen Zan trembled his lips, opened them, and endured the stormy chatter.The body temperature of the two of them rose sharply under the warm water. Chatting kissed while taking off his clothes, Chen Zan also impatiently pulled the obstacles on Chatian's body.The passion is on the verge of igniting the cramped bathroom.

When they calmed down, the two of them lay on the bed, chatting with Chen Zan leaning on his arm, stretching out his hand to caress Chen Zan's bare shoulders and arms, closing his eyes and enjoying Ning Xin at this moment. Talking about his military training experience of this month: "Our instructors are really perverted. We are not allowed to take a shower. We took four showers in a month. The whole dormitory stinks. They also said that this is called masculinity!"

"Are girls like this too?" Chen Zan asked, rubbing his neck.

"Girls don't, they can take a bath every day." Chatting pouted, "We boys are the most unlucky. We take a bath once a week. The instructor also said that we are as delicate as women."

Chen Zan laughed: "This is a typical case where a scholar meets a soldier!"

The two chatted for a while, and Chen Zan's stomach started growling. Chatting heard it, and touched Chen Zan's shriveled belly: "Are you hungry?"

Chen Zan said: "Can I not be hungry?" I just finished such a strenuous thing.

Tan Tian said: "Then I'll get up and cook. What do you want to eat? I bought shrimp and beef. Too bad, I forgot to take the shrimp I bought to the refrigerator. They must all be dead."

Although Chen Zan was very sleepy, he didn't feel sleepy anymore: "How long have you left it? Will it all stink?"

Chatting and laughing: "I put it there when I came back. It was still alive at the time. It was only an hour or two. It shouldn't stink. I'll go and have a look." After speaking, he found a pair of shorts and put them on, jumped out of bed and ran to the kitchen.

Chen Zan also got up to get dressed, went to the kitchen, and saw Tan Tian squatting on the ground, picking up the dead prawns one by one into the basin, turned his head and smiled obsequiously: "They are all dead, but they are not bad yet. .I wanted to eat boiled shrimp, can I still do it now?"

Chen Zan put the picked prawns under the faucet to rinse: "It's okay, let's eat the braised ones."

"Wife, do you do it? I can only cook boiled shrimp." How simple to cook boiled shrimp, just put it in boiling water for a while, and it doesn't matter if you dip it in sauce or not.

Chen Zan said: "Let me do it, braised shrimp in soy sauce is also easy. And don't call me wife!"

Chatting and having fun, she is also a wife even if she doesn't bark, while she hurriedly helps out, washing rice, cooking, and washing vegetables.

Chen Zan deftly picked out the shrimp thread.

Tan Tian looked at Chen Zan's actions: "Xiao Zan, why do you know everything, where did you learn it?"

Chen Zan said: "What I learned in my previous life, I will learn by myself in this life." This is completely true.

But how can I believe it when chatting, I just laughed: "Then I am really lucky. I will cut the beef."

"Well, remember to cut it horizontally and thinner." Chen Zan said with his head down.

"Order!"

School started the next day. The two started from home by bicycle and arrived at school within 8 minutes of chatting. Chen Zan was a little farther away, about ten minutes away. It was not too far away. It was similar to living in a dormitory, and it was quite convenient. of.

Chatting and thinking about going in and out with Chen Zan in the future, I feel that life is really beautiful, and I can still sing and sing every night in the future, I am so happy.Well, Chen Zan will definitely not allow singing every night, even twice a week.Sexual life, I come too!

They haven't moved out of the school dormitory, and the annual accommodation fee is only 600 yuan, but the monthly rent of the house they are renting now is far more than this amount, so it doesn't matter whether the dormitory is refunded or not.If you want to leave the dormitory, you have to go to the teacher in charge, the counselor, and the logistics department to issue a certificate. It's troublesome, so it's better to keep the bed, and when there are classes in the afternoon, you can rest there at noon.

Although it is not far to go home, but during class, I must eat at school, and I will go home to cook on weekends.Even if you live outside, you still can't relax while studying, right?

In the new semester, except for the two of them getting up to go for a run in the morning and sleeping together at night, the rest of the time is about the same as before.Of course, you can also get tired of crooked together on weekends.Saturday night was the date for the two of them to make out, which was requested by Chen Zan, not to be too indulgent, but to be restrained, at most once a week.

On weekends, you can sleep in together, go shopping and cooking together, and sometimes go shopping and Internet cafes.Tantian didn't plan to take over the tutoring, but the child's parents said that Tantian taught very well and the child had made remarkable progress, so they insisted on letting him continue.The parent heard that Chat Chat also does foreign trade business, and promised that he would give him some information about the industry. Chat Chat felt that the conditions were good, so he went there once every Wednesday night and Saturday afternoon.

When Chris received the goods, the final payment was transferred to Wang Wenjun's company's account. During the chat, he couldn't ask for a transfer during the military training, and he had to return it immediately after he came back. This time he earned more, which was more than two hundred thousand.He opened an account for Tan Yang, and sent him a fixed sum of money every month for him to spend there.Except for a part of the remaining money to be used as start-up capital, the rest has been used as a house purchase fund, ready to buy a house.

Tan Yang has never been idle since he arrived in Shanghai. He first ran around Shanghai and its surrounding areas. This is what Chen Zan told him. If you want to take root in a place, you must first be familiar with and understand the environment of this place.So he first gets familiar with the surrounding areas of Shanghai, and then goes to Hangzhou, Yiwu and other places to get familiar with the market, which is his current priority.

On Saturday, Chen Zan was on duty at the Internet cafe.At around eight o'clock in the evening, Tan Tian came over, and he came to pick Chen Zan back.As soon as he came in, he squeezed his butt into Chen Zan's chair: "Rang Rang, I'll sit too."

"Go and move a stool yourself." Chen Zan pushed him.

Chat quietly wrapped his arms around his waist: "Go later, squeeze first."

Chen Zan lowered his voice and gritted his teeth and said, "I'll show it to others later."

Chatting nonchalantly: "Don't worry, it's okay, good buddies squeeze too much into a chair." What he said was actually the truth. It's too common for two good friends to hug shoulders and squeeze a chair.

Chen Zan hesitated for a moment, but didn't get up immediately.But at this moment, Yu Yan and Niu Minghai came in from the outside, and Chen Zanteng stood up in fright, but they also saw them.His actions just now, in their eyes, looked like he had just gotten out of chatting.

Both Yu Yan and Niu Minghai raised their eyebrows, and then smiled ambiguously.

Chen Zan hid it with a smile: "Brother Yu, senior brother Niu, why are you here?"

Tan Tian's face was pulled down. Why is this Niu Minghai always haunted? He raised his head and greeted Yu Yan: "Brother Yu is here?"

Yu Yan lay on the counter and winked at Chen Zan: "Chen Zan, when will you treat me to dinner?"

Niu Minghai also echoed: "By the way, Chen Zan, you said that you want to invite me to dinner."

Chen Zan nodded again and again: "Next Saturday night, Brother Yu and Brother Niu are both coming, and we will meet at the Internet cafe."

I'm not happy to chat anymore, that day is Chen Zan's birthday, shouldn't that be the time for the two of them to spend alone.What's more, I have to invite this love rival to dinner, no matter how I think about it, I feel uncomfortable, who do I owe!Just as he was about to say something, Chen Zan pinched him on the arm and obediently shut his mouth.

Those two smiled: "Okay, see you soon. Okay, let's go in and surf the Internet, and you guys play slowly outside."

Tan Tian glared at Niu Minghai's back angrily, full of resentment.

On the way back, Chen Zan sat on the back seat of Chattian's bicycle and talked to him: "You are too rude today, people can see your malice. Remember that emotions are invisible, and Taishan collapses face to face." Do not change color, this is the cultivation of a successful person."

Chatting snorted: "Fart self-cultivation, others have taken my wife away, should I not change my face?"

Chen Zan laughed: "You are the only one who is suspicious all day, let me tell you, I have already told Niu Minghai about the two of us."

Tan Tian's body froze, and the leader of the car danced. Chen Zan quickly put his arms around his waist: "Ride steadily!"

Tan Tian squeezed the brakes, put his feet on the ground, and stopped the car. No wonder he smiled so ambiguously today: "When did you tell him? Why didn't you tell me earlier?"

Chen Zan jumped out of the back seat of the car, and chatted slowly to push the car forward, while telling about Niu Minghai's rescue.

Chatting unwillingly, he hummed: "Let the girl get lucky, the hero saved the beauty once."

Chen Zan spat at him: "Get out, you are the beauty."

"In my eyes, you are the most beautiful." Chat always thought that his family members were the prettiest.

Chen Zan: "..." He said after a while, "I told him that I already have a date, and I will find a chance to invite him to dinner together. No, it happens to be my birthday, and I want to tell us about our affairs. Yu Yan. Do you agree?"

Tan Tian frowned: "Tell them all?"

"This matter can't be kept secret for a long time. Let Yu Yan be vaccinated first, so that Uncle Yu won't hear what he said. If it spreads to his hometown, it will be completely out of our control." Chen Zan didn't dare Tell Tan Tian about Yu Yan pimping himself again and again, for fear that Tan Tian will be angry with Yu Yan.

"Alright. You celebrate your birthday next Saturday, why don't you just call them to celebrate your birthday with you at noon." Chat said.

Chen Zan shook his head: "There's no need to mobilize the crowd so much, just spend lunch with me. I'll invite them to dinner at night."

Hearing the chat, his brows relaxed and his face beamed with joy. Chen Zan was still thoughtful.

In the end, he still couldn't celebrate his birthday alone that day, Zheng Boqi came at noon, and he brought some food and drink to celebrate Chen Zan's birthday.Fortunately, he still remembered this, because Zheng Boqi hadn't met them since school started, he fell in love, and his girlfriend happened to be very affectionate, and he wished to stick together every day. With the opposite sex, there is no humanity oh.

Seeing Zheng Boqi's happy face during the chat, he couldn't help but tease: "Good boy, why don't you bring your younger siblings here to show us after you're in love? How about playing with the golden house?"

Zheng Boqi ignored him: "You said a long time ago that you would show me your girlfriend, but there is no sign of it until now. Bring your girlfriend to show me first, and then I will show her to you." Zheng Boqi It's not that I haven't thought about bringing my girlfriend over to show off to my brothers, but when I think that Chat and Chen Zan are all more handsome than me, and my relationship with my girlfriend hasn't fully stabilized, I'm afraid that the girl will be uneasy and fall in love with her. I lost my good friend, and it was too late to cry, so I never brought it.

Chen Zan said to Chat, "Tanzi, hurry up and wash the vegetables, chop up the ribs, cut up the chicken, and call me when you're done."

Chatting away: "I don't have to work today, the birthday god is here, let me do it."

Zheng Boqi said: "Can you talk to me?"

The most taboo thing for a man is whether he can do it or not. Tan Tian suddenly turned around, his eyes bulged, veins appeared on his forehead, and he tapped Zheng Boqi's forehead with his hand: "Is it okay to say? Xiaozan knows I can do it! Right? , Xiao Zan?"

Chen Zan's face turned hot when asked this pun, and he quickly covered it up and said, "Okay, you are the best! It's okay, go wash it quickly, I'll do the fish, and everything else is yours."

Zheng Boqi looked at Tantian and snorted, and left angrily, with a strange smile: "What's wrong with him? I didn't say anything."

Chen Zan shook his head: "Don't pay attention to him, he's crazy. Tell me about your partner, when will you bring it to us?"

It turned out that Zheng Boqi's girlfriend was from their hometown, the daughter of Aunt Jin's colleague, who had just been admitted to the Foreign Language Institute in Beijing this year. When she heard that Zheng Boqi was going to university in Beijing, her mother wanted to ask Zheng Boqi to take care of her.The two young people met each other during the summer vacation. The girl is exquisite and has a lively and cheerful personality. They are both the most emotional years of eighteen or nineteen, and it is very easy to have a good impression of each other.So as soon as school started, Zheng Boqi set himself a goal to chase this girl down.

No, in less than a month, before the girl finished her military training, Zheng Boqi had already chased her down. "Hey, brother, I won't be a bachelor in the future!" Zheng Boqi smugly said, "Chen Zan, what about you, do you see a suitable one among this year's freshmen?"

Chatting originally pricked up his ears to listen to the two of them talking, when he heard Zheng Boqi's question, the knife thumped, thumped, thumped.

Chen Zan glanced at the kitchen and smiled, "I've already found it."

"Ah? So fast, you can do it! Didn't she come to celebrate your birthday today?" Zheng Boqi hurriedly asked, "Is it because she's not here?"

Chen Zan smiled, hesitating whether to speak or not.The sound of chopping vegetables in the kitchen was gone, and there was only a bang, like the sound of a knife being lowered. Chatting in an apron, he rushed out of the kitchen like a whirlwind, and kissed Chen Zan on the face in front of Zheng Boqi. , then looked at Zheng Boqi provocatively, and pointed his thumb at himself: "Did you see that? Praise him, it's here!"