Half an hour ago.
on the taxi.
Josh looked thoughtfully at the paparazzi's car through the rear window, and suddenly laughed "hehe".
Dugu Qiang was terrified by his laughter, "What do you want to do?"
Josh: "Exactly, find them for human experiments."
The driver slipped his hand, and the car made a beautiful "S" on the road.
The two of Josh were stumbling around, and Josh was startled: "What's wrong?"
The driver trembled and said, "No, nothing, there is a cat in front."
Josh: "What are you shaking? Is it cold? The air conditioner can be turned up."
The driver smiled dryly, "Thank you."
He silently turned up the temperature, thinking about the possibility of calling the police.
Dugu Qiang raised his head very sharply, and the familiar vigilance and fear in the eyes of the driver in the rearview mirror made him dream of going back to the police station for a night trip.
That time, it was because Josh dressed like a robber and said some ambiguous words to the proprietress, so he was mistaken for seeking revenge.
If I don't explain clearly this time, I'm afraid it will be back to that night again.
Josh also thought of this, and said in silence for a moment: "Blame me, I didn't hide my words, forgetting that the risk of being with you is extremely high."
Dugu is the strongest: "???"
Fearing that the driver would really go to the police, Josh didn't dare to go on wandering, and sent a message to Dugu Qiangqiang on his mobile phone.
After he told the whole plan, Dugu Qiang was very speechless.
Where did he come up with so many weird ideas?
Dugu Qiangqiang is very fortunate now that he is not on the opposite side of Josh, let alone whether Fu Xihe will help him vent his anger, Josh is enough to cause headaches.
To deal with him, no one seems to have a good ending so far.
They were all cheated to death, and the only Liu Liang who was in good condition now hid from Josh as much as he could, never wanting to see him again.
Dugu Qiang did not object to this plan.
He happened to have a place to go, so they ran all the way to the abandoned tube building.
Dugu Qiangqiang took Josh to the hometown of a relative of his. After the relative moved out, some furniture was left behind, just for the paparazzi to sit on.
Josh took out the prepared audio to him, and Dugu Qiang said, "When did you organize it? You don't want to do this long ago, do you?"
Josh said, "It was meant for you."
Dugu is the strongest: "...It's not necessary."
The plan was carried out very smoothly.
The paparazzi and colleagues were caught here and put on headphones. Josh asked them to dance together, but they didn't respond.
Josh pointed to the two people with dull faces, "They haven't recovered yet, so rewind the music, and when they have a reaction, they can continue down."
The paparazzi heard this clearly.
Paparazzi: "..."
How the hell does this sound so similar, if you two don't tell me, keep fighting until they say it?
A colleague with better eyesight than him hurriedly took off an earphone and said, "Are you choosing a song? You have to consider the audience's preferences?"
Josh glanced at him and said appreciatively, "There is such a plan."
The colleague's tense nerves instantly relaxed, and he said shyly, "Actually, I'm your fan."
Josh: "Fans come to follow me?"
The colleague blushed: "It's work."
Josh didn't believe it, but he had to admit that his colleague was smarter than the paparazzi, "Very good, how do you feel now?"
The colleague gave an exaggerated "wow": "I think we are too honored to be able to participate in your song setting, and we are really lucky."
Josh nodded: "It's indeed Sansheng's honor to be my sample."
colleague:"……"
Josh: "You are the first generation sample 1.0, now I'm going to start recording data, baby, are you ready?"
colleague:"……"
Mom, I'm so scared.
Under the comfort of the music, the paparazzi and colleagues gradually calmed down.
Josh stood against the wall with his arms folded, watching them.
There is no danger to life, and the paparazzi are not nervous anymore.
The paparazzi secretly laughed: It's ok to choose a song, I'll let you all be exposed tonight!
This is a topic that is delivered to the door, and the paparazzi's thoughts are getting more and more biased.
If you sell this information to Josh's opponent, wouldn't it be a huge profit?
Or whoever wants to release an album, release it in front of Josh first, then he must be dumbfounded.
The paparazzi was a little annoyed at what Josh did, and his heart was full of twists and turns.
Josh raised his eyebrows slightly, "It seems that my music is not good, you are all distracted."
The paparazzi cheered up, "Play it again, I was frightened just now, and I haven't recovered."
Josh picked up the phone and moved his fingers lightly, as if he wanted to drag the progress bar, but he suddenly put down the phone again, "Forget it, it's a good thing I don't have an impression, help me rule out those few songs."
Paparazzi secretly hate.
His colleagues are much more peaceful than him, and he can see that Josh has no intention of hurting them.
To get them here, one is the lesson of following the car, and the other is that Josh is doing market research.
Colleagues also vomited blood in their hearts.
Every star they have ever followed, with a hot temper, at most rushed to them and told them to go away. The colleague was the first person who saw them like a bandit and directly "kidnapped" them to an uninhabited place.
Can't you play your cards according to common sense?
Josh stood by the window, looked outside, and said casually: "What I just said is, do it well and let you go."
Paparazzi: "...otherwise, do you still want to hit someone?"
Josh: "There is no monitoring here."
Paparazzi: "Then I can also break the news."
Josh said indifferently: "There is no evidence, you can slander it as you like."
Paparazzi: "..."
Is this fucking slander? ? ?
You are slander!
Holding his breath, the paparazzi turned his head to talk to his colleague, but saw that the other party was already happily playing with the rhythm.
Paparazzi: "..."
The colleague looked at him suspiciously: "What do you want to say?"
Paparazzi: "... Excuse me."
The paparazzi was depressed for a while, but he couldn't help being attracted by the music in the earphones.
He was very puzzled, he had heard Josh's song before, it wasn't in this style, why was he so excited?Is he this way?
The paparazzi wanted to listen carefully, but immediately cut the song and switched to the next one.
This song... is actually pretty good.
why so short?Gone again?
Ah this is okay!
The paparazzi wanted to stuff a barrage machine in his heart, and his mental activities were very rich.
Almost forgetting his goal, he listened intently.
Two hours later, the paparazzi and colleagues were in a trance after listening to all the songs.
But Josh still wanted to ask: "Which song do you remember the most?"
The paparazzi replied subconsciously: "The one with the lyrics."
Josh didn't remember to put in the words, "What lyrics?"
Paparazzi: "That's it, what kind of round, green and big hat..."
Colleagues echoed: "Yes, yes, this is the song that impressed me the most."
Josh: "..."
Grass, he put this song in?
It should be careless.
This song was specially written by Josh after knowing Fu Xihe's identity. The song is called "Fu Shao Wears a Hat" to commemorate their most memorable past.
Besides, Fu Xihe didn't urge him back and asked him to write a song for him.
Josh was going to give him this song as a commemorative gift.
Josh was already looking forward to Fu Xihe's expression when he heard the song.
But he didn't explain to them, and nodded to show that he understood.
The paparazzi kept recalling the melody that he could recall in his heart, and prepared to hum and record it when the time came.
He was very happy in his heart, and there was a little smile on his face: "Then can we go?"
Josh has finished recording their reactions, put away his mobile phone and stood up, with a smile on his face: "Thank you for your cooperation, your work is over, give me a card number, and I will transfer the reward to your card. "
The paparazzi and colleagues wrote in the memo without paper and pen, and Josh took a picture with their mobile phone.
Josh looked like a gentle scum, at least when he smiled and looked at them, the paparazzi always felt terrified.
The paparazzi got up and said, "Okay, let's go then."
Josh: "Wait a minute, please stay a little longer?"
Paparazzi: "What else?"
Josh smiled: "Finally make a SPA for the ears you bought."
Dugu Qiangqiang found the most magical brainwashing playlist, picked a song at random, and started playing it.
Paparazzi: "..."
colleague:"……"
This playlist contains the most brainwashing songs in the world, with a variety of melodies, and some weird but top-notch ones.
These songs instantly destroyed the spiritual world of the paparazzi.
The melody he had just memorized desperately disappeared completely in a short time.
Paparazzi: "..."
my day!
The playlist continued like this, until the last song was played, the sky darkened, there were no lights in the house, and the only source of light was their mobile phones.
The paparazzi were finally let go.
Josh asked the bodyguard to return the camera to him, "If you shoot, I'll catch you again."
The paparazzi dare not speak out.
Josh let them both go.
The paparazzi and colleagues went out in silence, and the back door closed behind them immediately.
The paparazzi just took out the camera: "..."
The colleague said angrily: "Forget it, go back quickly, I can't take it anymore."
The paparazzi gritted his teeth: "No, you can't go back empty-handed, right?"
The colleague sighed.
This incident can be ranked first in the strangest events of his life.
He is so hungry now that he doesn't want to make trouble at all.
The paparazzi said dissatisfied: "If you want to go, go."
Colleague: "Okay, I'm leaving."
The colleague had just stepped down a section of stairs, when suddenly a red light flashed in the darkness, and then a shadow quickly passed by.
Paparazzi: "..."
colleague:"……"
The paparazzi's voice changed: "What did you just see?"
The colleague was about to cry: "My god, are you still haunted, hurry up!"
This time the paparazzi didn't care about making trouble, so they jumped down the stairs in twos and twos, drove away with their colleagues and returned to work.
As soon as he arrived at the company, the paparazzi went straight to the editor's office and told the other party about today's story.
The editor-in-chief looked at them like a fool, "Where's the evidence?"
Paparazzi: "...No, he is very careful, we have no chance."
The editor-in-chief sneered: "You think I'm stupid, you guys obviously went to play by yourself, you got nothing, and you still blame Josh?"
Paparazzi: "???"
Editor-in-Chief: "Even if it is true, your information is meaningless."
The paparazzi sat down on the ground and said, "Why is it pointless to risk our lives? Josh and Dugu Qiang want to collaborate on a new album. This news can also be sold to others."
The editor-in-chief said contemptuously, "Where is the explosive point?"
Paparazzi: "..."
It seems that there is no gossip.
The editor-in-chief put out the cigarette butt, and said calmly: "Besides, Josh's partner for the album has been officially announced."
The paparazzi looked up in a daze.
What the editor-in-chief said next made him fall into an ice cellar.
"It's Brother Dong, not Dugu is the strongest. When you make up materials, can you read the news first? I don't think you are suitable for this line of work. Let's talk about becoming a regular."
The paparazzi was outraged, "Oh my god, we were fucked by him all afternoon?!"
作者有话要说:感谢在2021-01-2823:51:31~2021-01-2921:11:08期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who threw mines: how could there be 1;
Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of flowers from Jiangnan; the future can be expected, 1 bottle of three-six-nine-tail; thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
on the taxi.
Josh looked thoughtfully at the paparazzi's car through the rear window, and suddenly laughed "hehe".
Dugu Qiang was terrified by his laughter, "What do you want to do?"
Josh: "Exactly, find them for human experiments."
The driver slipped his hand, and the car made a beautiful "S" on the road.
The two of Josh were stumbling around, and Josh was startled: "What's wrong?"
The driver trembled and said, "No, nothing, there is a cat in front."
Josh: "What are you shaking? Is it cold? The air conditioner can be turned up."
The driver smiled dryly, "Thank you."
He silently turned up the temperature, thinking about the possibility of calling the police.
Dugu Qiang raised his head very sharply, and the familiar vigilance and fear in the eyes of the driver in the rearview mirror made him dream of going back to the police station for a night trip.
That time, it was because Josh dressed like a robber and said some ambiguous words to the proprietress, so he was mistaken for seeking revenge.
If I don't explain clearly this time, I'm afraid it will be back to that night again.
Josh also thought of this, and said in silence for a moment: "Blame me, I didn't hide my words, forgetting that the risk of being with you is extremely high."
Dugu is the strongest: "???"
Fearing that the driver would really go to the police, Josh didn't dare to go on wandering, and sent a message to Dugu Qiangqiang on his mobile phone.
After he told the whole plan, Dugu Qiang was very speechless.
Where did he come up with so many weird ideas?
Dugu Qiangqiang is very fortunate now that he is not on the opposite side of Josh, let alone whether Fu Xihe will help him vent his anger, Josh is enough to cause headaches.
To deal with him, no one seems to have a good ending so far.
They were all cheated to death, and the only Liu Liang who was in good condition now hid from Josh as much as he could, never wanting to see him again.
Dugu Qiang did not object to this plan.
He happened to have a place to go, so they ran all the way to the abandoned tube building.
Dugu Qiangqiang took Josh to the hometown of a relative of his. After the relative moved out, some furniture was left behind, just for the paparazzi to sit on.
Josh took out the prepared audio to him, and Dugu Qiang said, "When did you organize it? You don't want to do this long ago, do you?"
Josh said, "It was meant for you."
Dugu is the strongest: "...It's not necessary."
The plan was carried out very smoothly.
The paparazzi and colleagues were caught here and put on headphones. Josh asked them to dance together, but they didn't respond.
Josh pointed to the two people with dull faces, "They haven't recovered yet, so rewind the music, and when they have a reaction, they can continue down."
The paparazzi heard this clearly.
Paparazzi: "..."
How the hell does this sound so similar, if you two don't tell me, keep fighting until they say it?
A colleague with better eyesight than him hurriedly took off an earphone and said, "Are you choosing a song? You have to consider the audience's preferences?"
Josh glanced at him and said appreciatively, "There is such a plan."
The colleague's tense nerves instantly relaxed, and he said shyly, "Actually, I'm your fan."
Josh: "Fans come to follow me?"
The colleague blushed: "It's work."
Josh didn't believe it, but he had to admit that his colleague was smarter than the paparazzi, "Very good, how do you feel now?"
The colleague gave an exaggerated "wow": "I think we are too honored to be able to participate in your song setting, and we are really lucky."
Josh nodded: "It's indeed Sansheng's honor to be my sample."
colleague:"……"
Josh: "You are the first generation sample 1.0, now I'm going to start recording data, baby, are you ready?"
colleague:"……"
Mom, I'm so scared.
Under the comfort of the music, the paparazzi and colleagues gradually calmed down.
Josh stood against the wall with his arms folded, watching them.
There is no danger to life, and the paparazzi are not nervous anymore.
The paparazzi secretly laughed: It's ok to choose a song, I'll let you all be exposed tonight!
This is a topic that is delivered to the door, and the paparazzi's thoughts are getting more and more biased.
If you sell this information to Josh's opponent, wouldn't it be a huge profit?
Or whoever wants to release an album, release it in front of Josh first, then he must be dumbfounded.
The paparazzi was a little annoyed at what Josh did, and his heart was full of twists and turns.
Josh raised his eyebrows slightly, "It seems that my music is not good, you are all distracted."
The paparazzi cheered up, "Play it again, I was frightened just now, and I haven't recovered."
Josh picked up the phone and moved his fingers lightly, as if he wanted to drag the progress bar, but he suddenly put down the phone again, "Forget it, it's a good thing I don't have an impression, help me rule out those few songs."
Paparazzi secretly hate.
His colleagues are much more peaceful than him, and he can see that Josh has no intention of hurting them.
To get them here, one is the lesson of following the car, and the other is that Josh is doing market research.
Colleagues also vomited blood in their hearts.
Every star they have ever followed, with a hot temper, at most rushed to them and told them to go away. The colleague was the first person who saw them like a bandit and directly "kidnapped" them to an uninhabited place.
Can't you play your cards according to common sense?
Josh stood by the window, looked outside, and said casually: "What I just said is, do it well and let you go."
Paparazzi: "...otherwise, do you still want to hit someone?"
Josh: "There is no monitoring here."
Paparazzi: "Then I can also break the news."
Josh said indifferently: "There is no evidence, you can slander it as you like."
Paparazzi: "..."
Is this fucking slander? ? ?
You are slander!
Holding his breath, the paparazzi turned his head to talk to his colleague, but saw that the other party was already happily playing with the rhythm.
Paparazzi: "..."
The colleague looked at him suspiciously: "What do you want to say?"
Paparazzi: "... Excuse me."
The paparazzi was depressed for a while, but he couldn't help being attracted by the music in the earphones.
He was very puzzled, he had heard Josh's song before, it wasn't in this style, why was he so excited?Is he this way?
The paparazzi wanted to listen carefully, but immediately cut the song and switched to the next one.
This song... is actually pretty good.
why so short?Gone again?
Ah this is okay!
The paparazzi wanted to stuff a barrage machine in his heart, and his mental activities were very rich.
Almost forgetting his goal, he listened intently.
Two hours later, the paparazzi and colleagues were in a trance after listening to all the songs.
But Josh still wanted to ask: "Which song do you remember the most?"
The paparazzi replied subconsciously: "The one with the lyrics."
Josh didn't remember to put in the words, "What lyrics?"
Paparazzi: "That's it, what kind of round, green and big hat..."
Colleagues echoed: "Yes, yes, this is the song that impressed me the most."
Josh: "..."
Grass, he put this song in?
It should be careless.
This song was specially written by Josh after knowing Fu Xihe's identity. The song is called "Fu Shao Wears a Hat" to commemorate their most memorable past.
Besides, Fu Xihe didn't urge him back and asked him to write a song for him.
Josh was going to give him this song as a commemorative gift.
Josh was already looking forward to Fu Xihe's expression when he heard the song.
But he didn't explain to them, and nodded to show that he understood.
The paparazzi kept recalling the melody that he could recall in his heart, and prepared to hum and record it when the time came.
He was very happy in his heart, and there was a little smile on his face: "Then can we go?"
Josh has finished recording their reactions, put away his mobile phone and stood up, with a smile on his face: "Thank you for your cooperation, your work is over, give me a card number, and I will transfer the reward to your card. "
The paparazzi and colleagues wrote in the memo without paper and pen, and Josh took a picture with their mobile phone.
Josh looked like a gentle scum, at least when he smiled and looked at them, the paparazzi always felt terrified.
The paparazzi got up and said, "Okay, let's go then."
Josh: "Wait a minute, please stay a little longer?"
Paparazzi: "What else?"
Josh smiled: "Finally make a SPA for the ears you bought."
Dugu Qiangqiang found the most magical brainwashing playlist, picked a song at random, and started playing it.
Paparazzi: "..."
colleague:"……"
This playlist contains the most brainwashing songs in the world, with a variety of melodies, and some weird but top-notch ones.
These songs instantly destroyed the spiritual world of the paparazzi.
The melody he had just memorized desperately disappeared completely in a short time.
Paparazzi: "..."
my day!
The playlist continued like this, until the last song was played, the sky darkened, there were no lights in the house, and the only source of light was their mobile phones.
The paparazzi were finally let go.
Josh asked the bodyguard to return the camera to him, "If you shoot, I'll catch you again."
The paparazzi dare not speak out.
Josh let them both go.
The paparazzi and colleagues went out in silence, and the back door closed behind them immediately.
The paparazzi just took out the camera: "..."
The colleague said angrily: "Forget it, go back quickly, I can't take it anymore."
The paparazzi gritted his teeth: "No, you can't go back empty-handed, right?"
The colleague sighed.
This incident can be ranked first in the strangest events of his life.
He is so hungry now that he doesn't want to make trouble at all.
The paparazzi said dissatisfied: "If you want to go, go."
Colleague: "Okay, I'm leaving."
The colleague had just stepped down a section of stairs, when suddenly a red light flashed in the darkness, and then a shadow quickly passed by.
Paparazzi: "..."
colleague:"……"
The paparazzi's voice changed: "What did you just see?"
The colleague was about to cry: "My god, are you still haunted, hurry up!"
This time the paparazzi didn't care about making trouble, so they jumped down the stairs in twos and twos, drove away with their colleagues and returned to work.
As soon as he arrived at the company, the paparazzi went straight to the editor's office and told the other party about today's story.
The editor-in-chief looked at them like a fool, "Where's the evidence?"
Paparazzi: "...No, he is very careful, we have no chance."
The editor-in-chief sneered: "You think I'm stupid, you guys obviously went to play by yourself, you got nothing, and you still blame Josh?"
Paparazzi: "???"
Editor-in-Chief: "Even if it is true, your information is meaningless."
The paparazzi sat down on the ground and said, "Why is it pointless to risk our lives? Josh and Dugu Qiang want to collaborate on a new album. This news can also be sold to others."
The editor-in-chief said contemptuously, "Where is the explosive point?"
Paparazzi: "..."
It seems that there is no gossip.
The editor-in-chief put out the cigarette butt, and said calmly: "Besides, Josh's partner for the album has been officially announced."
The paparazzi looked up in a daze.
What the editor-in-chief said next made him fall into an ice cellar.
"It's Brother Dong, not Dugu is the strongest. When you make up materials, can you read the news first? I don't think you are suitable for this line of work. Let's talk about becoming a regular."
The paparazzi was outraged, "Oh my god, we were fucked by him all afternoon?!"
作者有话要说:感谢在2021-01-2823:51:31~2021-01-2921:11:08期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who threw mines: how could there be 1;
Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of flowers from Jiangnan; the future can be expected, 1 bottle of three-six-nine-tail; thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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