Josh would have many invitations every day, but tonight was especially many.
Knowing his itinerary, He Zhi went to Fu's house to attend Shen Xin's birthday party, so he didn't think too much about it, he just made a lot of new acquaintances.
However, after He Zhi opened the mailbox, the more he looked at it, the more something was wrong.
"Sincerely looking for a safe talisman made by Master Qiao, the price is not a problem" by Chairman of XX Group.
"Excuse me, does Master Qiao accept disciples?"I am willing to enshrine you for the rest of my life, as long as you are willing to teach my son" by Mrs. Chairman of XXX Group.
"Master Qiao, there have been some strange movements in my house recently, I would like to invite you to come and have a look at my house" by the son of the chairman of OO Group.
……
He Zhi was dumbfounded.
There are basically such posts in the mailbox, and most of them are begging Josh to sell the talisman.
And the posts keep coming in.
After He Zhi finished asking, Josh was more puzzled than him: "What is Ping An Fu?"
"What do you think!" He Zhi pressed his forehead, "Didn't you go to the birthday party?"
Josh: "Yes!"
He Zhi: "Did you preach the scriptures at the birthday party?"
Josh: "... what?"
He Zhi: "Wait a minute, I'll show you a screenshot."
He Zhi hung up the phone, and it didn't take long for Josh to receive a screenshot of the email.
Seeing the screenshot, Josh was at a loss.
He Zhi: I didn't expect you to have this kind of talent. Do you still have the safety talisman?I also want to buy it.
Josh pressed the voice button: Don't add random characters to me, I haven't sold the metaphysics master's character, you go and find out what's going on.
He Zhi: I can't ask you this?
Josh said: "I didn't do anything, the peace talisman was prayed for in the temple, and it was a birthday present for Sister Shen."
He Zhi: All right, then I'll inquire about it.
Josh felt that He Zhi's tone sounded disappointing, so he threw the phone back on the bed and dried his hair first.
After he finished drying his hair, He Zhi also found out the ins and outs of the matter from Fu Zheng.
Fu Zheng also heard these bizarre rumors later.
But he was afraid of irritating Fu Xihe, so he planned to say it two days later. Unexpectedly, Josh became popular in the circle first, and the rumors became more and more intense.
Josh: "Am I just so unattractive? Can't I be a boyfriend obtained by charisma?"
He Zhi: "...cough, the point now is how to reply?"
Josh: "To be honest, just reject them. I don't want to make money from this."
He Zhi readily agreed, and before hanging up the phone, he added: "Every time I'm not here, you can come up with something new, and soon, I'm afraid I'll hear rumors that you're an alien."
Josh said quietly: "Really, but I think you must be a part of this rumor."
He Zhi: "..."
He Zhi refused one by one and explained that Josh had no special ability, and he didn't believe in rumors or spread them.
But the big bosses who came to the door didn't believe any of them.
This was stamped by Shen Xin. If it didn't work, how could she accept Josh?
Seeing that Josh was unwilling, they didn't pester him much.
If it makes Josh unhappy, the gain will outweigh the loss. They believe that they can impress him with sincerity.
The bosses sighed in the small group.
Suddenly someone asked: who replied?
Boss a: He Zhi.
That person: No wonder, He Zhi is the manager who is jealous of Josh and fights against him everywhere, right?
Boss A: No wonder!He can't see Josh well!
……
At the same time, Josh was already knocking on Fu Xihe's door.
But he knocked a few times, but no one opened the door. He tentatively twisted the handle, and the door opened smoothly.
There was the sound of splashing water in the bathroom.
Josh closed the door lightly, and suddenly saw a tender pink post-it note on the door.
Contrary to the pink and tender note paper, there are sharp words on it, and the sharpness seems to break through the paper.
It says: When you come, sit and play by yourself.
There are also some stick figures drawn below, with snacks and tablets.
Josh walked in, and on the coffee table in the living room, he saw something drawn on paper, even the location was exactly the same.
He folded the note, put it in the pocket of his pajamas, and took a tour.
It is said to be a bedroom, but it is actually a suite. Compared with that apartment, this room is more popular.
The books spread out on the coffee table, the unfinished half cup of coffee, and even the photo corner that Shen Xin forcibly made, included photos of Fu Xihe from childhood to adulthood.
Josh took a closer look and burst out laughing.
How on earth did he manage to look unhappy from childhood to adulthood?
When Fu Xihe was a child, he had a bit of a steamed bun face, carved in powder and jade, which made people want to take a bite very much.
There is also a picture, Shen Xin pinches his face and smiles happily, Fu Xihe wrinkled his face and tried to break her hand but couldn't.
Josh covered his heart, it was so cute.
Josh subconsciously wanted to take out his mobile phone to take a picture, but when he touched his pocket, he found that the mobile phone was not with him.
He was hesitating whether to go back and get it, when the sound of water in the bathroom stopped.
For some unknown reason, Josh subconsciously got into the bedroom, looked around and found no place to hide, so he crawled under the bed.
The bottom of the bed was clean, and Josh even found a hundred-dollar note inside.
Josh: "..."
Why had he only ever found a dollar under the bed?
I still remember cleaning every year, and finding a dollar under the bed is like finding a treasure.
The footsteps stopped in the living room for a while, and Josh guessed that he was looking for himself.
Probably because he didn't see anyone, Fu Xihe didn't stop, and went directly into the bedroom, looking for a hair dryer in the bedside table.
His hair was dripping with water, and when he lowered his head, it fell on the floor bit by bit.
Josh suddenly became playful, dipped in water and drew a heart.
There were people in the room, probably because of Fu Xihe's intuition.
Fu Xihe looked around, but not only was there no one, but he also didn't hear the sound of breathing.
But when he inadvertently lowered his head, he suddenly discovered that the water drop that had just dripped on the floor had quietly changed at this moment—it had turned into a ferocious eyeball.
Fu Xihe: "..."
Under the bed?
Just as this thought flashed across his ankle, an arm came out and grabbed his ankle.
A chuckle sounded: "I died so badly."
Josh choked his voice, and the ethereal and weird voice echoed in the room.
When he was waiting for Fu Xihe to drag him out, he slapped a piece of yellow talisman paper directly on his arm.
Josh: "???"
Josh's movements froze.
Not long after, his hands were covered with all kinds of talisman papers, and he even put on a string of Buddhist beads.
——Good guy, Taoism is not enough, and Buddhism is also here to help.
Fu Xihe said coldly: "Get out."
Josh heard the stiffness in his voice, guessed something vaguely, withdrew his hand, and poked his head out, "Fu..."
"Snapped--"
Another talisman fell from the sky and hit Josh directly on the forehead.
Josh: "..."
Thank you so much for not using a lot of strength, otherwise he doubted that the brains would have been photographed.
Fu Xihe seemed to want to show the variety of his talisman papers, and stuck them on Josh's head again and again until they covered his entire face.
Josh was shocked by this direction. Without saying a word, he saw Fu Xihe through the gap of the talisman paper after pasting the paper, threw the solid glue in his hand casually, and then seemed to be thinking about what to do with him.
But looking at it, Fu Xihe finally realized something was wrong.
This "ghost" with a face full of paper seems to be Josh.
Fu Xihe: "... Qiao Qiao?"
Josh smiled dryly: "Hi."
Fu Xihe: "..."
Josh: "..."
After a suffocating silence, Fu Xihe pulled him out from under the bed, and tore off the talisman papers on his face one by one.
Josh apologized: "I'm sorry, I didn't know you were afraid of ghosts."
Fu Xihe's hands froze, his mouth stiffened, "I'm not afraid of ghosts."
Josh: "..."
Aren't you afraid to put an exhibition on my face?
Glue is a bit sticky.
Josh went to wash his face.
While washing his face, Fu Xihe leaned against the door and looked at him, looking for nothing to say: "That eye of yours is well drawn."
Josh supported the sink and raised his head, the water droplets rolled down, and a dark spot was instantly printed on the skirt of his clothes, "What eyes?"
Fu Xihe: "The eyes you painted on the ground."
Josh: “…that’s love.”
Fu Xihe: "..."
God is so loving.
It was because of that "eye" that he thought it was a curse.
Josh was also speechless, washed his arms, dried them, and put down the rolled up sleeves.
He looked at Fu Xihe and said sincerely, "I think it's really not easy for you."
Fu Xihe: "?"
Josh's tone was complicated: "When someone else is in a relationship, there will be a lot of flowers ahead, but you will be covered with thorns."
It's too awful.
Fu Xihe pinched the bridge of his nose, "Since you know, then be quiet."
Josh approached him, "How quiet do you want to be?"
Putting aside the oolong just now, Fu Xihe looked at Josh with a playful smile in his eyes, and fully realized one thing - his boyfriend was in his room in pajamas.
It wasn't a long time since they were separated, but both of them felt that life was like years.
If he didn't want to do something, Josh wouldn't come here during bedtime.
Josh raised his head, and kissed him lightly on the lips, his lips were numb and itchy, "So peaceful?"
Fu Xihe looked down at him with deep eyes, "It's not enough."
"Then... so?" Josh moved his lips down and kissed his Adam's apple.
Fu Xihe's Adam's apple rolled violently.
Josh: "I don't know how to measure well, brother teach me?"
Fu Xihe's rationality was exhausted by this ambiguous "brother".
Josh's vision blurred, and he was hugged by Fu Xihe when he came back to his senses.
Josh: "...Why do you always like to hug like this?"
Fu Xihe laughed: "I'm used to it."
This pose is a bit ambiguous.
Josh hung his legs on him, feeling a little unbearable.
He closed his eyes and didn't look at him.
This section of the road seems to be very long, but also seems to be just a moment.
When Josh was put on the bed, Fu Xihe's kiss fell, and the fiery, suppressed panting exploded in his ears, Josh only felt his scalp go numb.
He passively accepted Fu Xihe's kiss. The light was a bit glaring, and he could feel that brilliant light even with his eyes closed. He didn't know if it was because of the light or the man who was hugging him.
Suddenly, Josh's hand was raised, and a soft cloth rope wrapped his hand.
Josh opened his eyes suddenly, Fu Xihe was sitting on the edge of the bed, holding a section of the rope in his hand, and said with a half-smile: "Are you here to bring a gift?"
Josh was stunned for a moment, and said badly.
He originally thought that he had brought all of them, so he might as well try it out, but the oolong incident just now made him completely forget that he still had these things, and he probably dropped them on the road and was picked up by Fu Xihe.
Fu Xihe picked up another thing, "What is this?"
Josh: "...Wait, wait!"
The author has something to say: ps: Don’t be like Josh, it’s wrong to scare people, some timid people will really scare Orz.
感谢在2021-01-2623:51:54~2021-01-2721:07:57期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Xue Yan; 1 bottle of Zui Pao Gong Jin, Yan Chenchen, Bai Xiaosheng, and A Zheng; thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
Knowing his itinerary, He Zhi went to Fu's house to attend Shen Xin's birthday party, so he didn't think too much about it, he just made a lot of new acquaintances.
However, after He Zhi opened the mailbox, the more he looked at it, the more something was wrong.
"Sincerely looking for a safe talisman made by Master Qiao, the price is not a problem" by Chairman of XX Group.
"Excuse me, does Master Qiao accept disciples?"I am willing to enshrine you for the rest of my life, as long as you are willing to teach my son" by Mrs. Chairman of XXX Group.
"Master Qiao, there have been some strange movements in my house recently, I would like to invite you to come and have a look at my house" by the son of the chairman of OO Group.
……
He Zhi was dumbfounded.
There are basically such posts in the mailbox, and most of them are begging Josh to sell the talisman.
And the posts keep coming in.
After He Zhi finished asking, Josh was more puzzled than him: "What is Ping An Fu?"
"What do you think!" He Zhi pressed his forehead, "Didn't you go to the birthday party?"
Josh: "Yes!"
He Zhi: "Did you preach the scriptures at the birthday party?"
Josh: "... what?"
He Zhi: "Wait a minute, I'll show you a screenshot."
He Zhi hung up the phone, and it didn't take long for Josh to receive a screenshot of the email.
Seeing the screenshot, Josh was at a loss.
He Zhi: I didn't expect you to have this kind of talent. Do you still have the safety talisman?I also want to buy it.
Josh pressed the voice button: Don't add random characters to me, I haven't sold the metaphysics master's character, you go and find out what's going on.
He Zhi: I can't ask you this?
Josh said: "I didn't do anything, the peace talisman was prayed for in the temple, and it was a birthday present for Sister Shen."
He Zhi: All right, then I'll inquire about it.
Josh felt that He Zhi's tone sounded disappointing, so he threw the phone back on the bed and dried his hair first.
After he finished drying his hair, He Zhi also found out the ins and outs of the matter from Fu Zheng.
Fu Zheng also heard these bizarre rumors later.
But he was afraid of irritating Fu Xihe, so he planned to say it two days later. Unexpectedly, Josh became popular in the circle first, and the rumors became more and more intense.
Josh: "Am I just so unattractive? Can't I be a boyfriend obtained by charisma?"
He Zhi: "...cough, the point now is how to reply?"
Josh: "To be honest, just reject them. I don't want to make money from this."
He Zhi readily agreed, and before hanging up the phone, he added: "Every time I'm not here, you can come up with something new, and soon, I'm afraid I'll hear rumors that you're an alien."
Josh said quietly: "Really, but I think you must be a part of this rumor."
He Zhi: "..."
He Zhi refused one by one and explained that Josh had no special ability, and he didn't believe in rumors or spread them.
But the big bosses who came to the door didn't believe any of them.
This was stamped by Shen Xin. If it didn't work, how could she accept Josh?
Seeing that Josh was unwilling, they didn't pester him much.
If it makes Josh unhappy, the gain will outweigh the loss. They believe that they can impress him with sincerity.
The bosses sighed in the small group.
Suddenly someone asked: who replied?
Boss a: He Zhi.
That person: No wonder, He Zhi is the manager who is jealous of Josh and fights against him everywhere, right?
Boss A: No wonder!He can't see Josh well!
……
At the same time, Josh was already knocking on Fu Xihe's door.
But he knocked a few times, but no one opened the door. He tentatively twisted the handle, and the door opened smoothly.
There was the sound of splashing water in the bathroom.
Josh closed the door lightly, and suddenly saw a tender pink post-it note on the door.
Contrary to the pink and tender note paper, there are sharp words on it, and the sharpness seems to break through the paper.
It says: When you come, sit and play by yourself.
There are also some stick figures drawn below, with snacks and tablets.
Josh walked in, and on the coffee table in the living room, he saw something drawn on paper, even the location was exactly the same.
He folded the note, put it in the pocket of his pajamas, and took a tour.
It is said to be a bedroom, but it is actually a suite. Compared with that apartment, this room is more popular.
The books spread out on the coffee table, the unfinished half cup of coffee, and even the photo corner that Shen Xin forcibly made, included photos of Fu Xihe from childhood to adulthood.
Josh took a closer look and burst out laughing.
How on earth did he manage to look unhappy from childhood to adulthood?
When Fu Xihe was a child, he had a bit of a steamed bun face, carved in powder and jade, which made people want to take a bite very much.
There is also a picture, Shen Xin pinches his face and smiles happily, Fu Xihe wrinkled his face and tried to break her hand but couldn't.
Josh covered his heart, it was so cute.
Josh subconsciously wanted to take out his mobile phone to take a picture, but when he touched his pocket, he found that the mobile phone was not with him.
He was hesitating whether to go back and get it, when the sound of water in the bathroom stopped.
For some unknown reason, Josh subconsciously got into the bedroom, looked around and found no place to hide, so he crawled under the bed.
The bottom of the bed was clean, and Josh even found a hundred-dollar note inside.
Josh: "..."
Why had he only ever found a dollar under the bed?
I still remember cleaning every year, and finding a dollar under the bed is like finding a treasure.
The footsteps stopped in the living room for a while, and Josh guessed that he was looking for himself.
Probably because he didn't see anyone, Fu Xihe didn't stop, and went directly into the bedroom, looking for a hair dryer in the bedside table.
His hair was dripping with water, and when he lowered his head, it fell on the floor bit by bit.
Josh suddenly became playful, dipped in water and drew a heart.
There were people in the room, probably because of Fu Xihe's intuition.
Fu Xihe looked around, but not only was there no one, but he also didn't hear the sound of breathing.
But when he inadvertently lowered his head, he suddenly discovered that the water drop that had just dripped on the floor had quietly changed at this moment—it had turned into a ferocious eyeball.
Fu Xihe: "..."
Under the bed?
Just as this thought flashed across his ankle, an arm came out and grabbed his ankle.
A chuckle sounded: "I died so badly."
Josh choked his voice, and the ethereal and weird voice echoed in the room.
When he was waiting for Fu Xihe to drag him out, he slapped a piece of yellow talisman paper directly on his arm.
Josh: "???"
Josh's movements froze.
Not long after, his hands were covered with all kinds of talisman papers, and he even put on a string of Buddhist beads.
——Good guy, Taoism is not enough, and Buddhism is also here to help.
Fu Xihe said coldly: "Get out."
Josh heard the stiffness in his voice, guessed something vaguely, withdrew his hand, and poked his head out, "Fu..."
"Snapped--"
Another talisman fell from the sky and hit Josh directly on the forehead.
Josh: "..."
Thank you so much for not using a lot of strength, otherwise he doubted that the brains would have been photographed.
Fu Xihe seemed to want to show the variety of his talisman papers, and stuck them on Josh's head again and again until they covered his entire face.
Josh was shocked by this direction. Without saying a word, he saw Fu Xihe through the gap of the talisman paper after pasting the paper, threw the solid glue in his hand casually, and then seemed to be thinking about what to do with him.
But looking at it, Fu Xihe finally realized something was wrong.
This "ghost" with a face full of paper seems to be Josh.
Fu Xihe: "... Qiao Qiao?"
Josh smiled dryly: "Hi."
Fu Xihe: "..."
Josh: "..."
After a suffocating silence, Fu Xihe pulled him out from under the bed, and tore off the talisman papers on his face one by one.
Josh apologized: "I'm sorry, I didn't know you were afraid of ghosts."
Fu Xihe's hands froze, his mouth stiffened, "I'm not afraid of ghosts."
Josh: "..."
Aren't you afraid to put an exhibition on my face?
Glue is a bit sticky.
Josh went to wash his face.
While washing his face, Fu Xihe leaned against the door and looked at him, looking for nothing to say: "That eye of yours is well drawn."
Josh supported the sink and raised his head, the water droplets rolled down, and a dark spot was instantly printed on the skirt of his clothes, "What eyes?"
Fu Xihe: "The eyes you painted on the ground."
Josh: “…that’s love.”
Fu Xihe: "..."
God is so loving.
It was because of that "eye" that he thought it was a curse.
Josh was also speechless, washed his arms, dried them, and put down the rolled up sleeves.
He looked at Fu Xihe and said sincerely, "I think it's really not easy for you."
Fu Xihe: "?"
Josh's tone was complicated: "When someone else is in a relationship, there will be a lot of flowers ahead, but you will be covered with thorns."
It's too awful.
Fu Xihe pinched the bridge of his nose, "Since you know, then be quiet."
Josh approached him, "How quiet do you want to be?"
Putting aside the oolong just now, Fu Xihe looked at Josh with a playful smile in his eyes, and fully realized one thing - his boyfriend was in his room in pajamas.
It wasn't a long time since they were separated, but both of them felt that life was like years.
If he didn't want to do something, Josh wouldn't come here during bedtime.
Josh raised his head, and kissed him lightly on the lips, his lips were numb and itchy, "So peaceful?"
Fu Xihe looked down at him with deep eyes, "It's not enough."
"Then... so?" Josh moved his lips down and kissed his Adam's apple.
Fu Xihe's Adam's apple rolled violently.
Josh: "I don't know how to measure well, brother teach me?"
Fu Xihe's rationality was exhausted by this ambiguous "brother".
Josh's vision blurred, and he was hugged by Fu Xihe when he came back to his senses.
Josh: "...Why do you always like to hug like this?"
Fu Xihe laughed: "I'm used to it."
This pose is a bit ambiguous.
Josh hung his legs on him, feeling a little unbearable.
He closed his eyes and didn't look at him.
This section of the road seems to be very long, but also seems to be just a moment.
When Josh was put on the bed, Fu Xihe's kiss fell, and the fiery, suppressed panting exploded in his ears, Josh only felt his scalp go numb.
He passively accepted Fu Xihe's kiss. The light was a bit glaring, and he could feel that brilliant light even with his eyes closed. He didn't know if it was because of the light or the man who was hugging him.
Suddenly, Josh's hand was raised, and a soft cloth rope wrapped his hand.
Josh opened his eyes suddenly, Fu Xihe was sitting on the edge of the bed, holding a section of the rope in his hand, and said with a half-smile: "Are you here to bring a gift?"
Josh was stunned for a moment, and said badly.
He originally thought that he had brought all of them, so he might as well try it out, but the oolong incident just now made him completely forget that he still had these things, and he probably dropped them on the road and was picked up by Fu Xihe.
Fu Xihe picked up another thing, "What is this?"
Josh: "...Wait, wait!"
The author has something to say: ps: Don’t be like Josh, it’s wrong to scare people, some timid people will really scare Orz.
感谢在2021-01-2623:51:54~2021-01-2721:07:57期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Xue Yan; 1 bottle of Zui Pao Gong Jin, Yan Chenchen, Bai Xiaosheng, and A Zheng; thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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