Dressed as the queen of the sea, I became popular through sand sculptures

Fu Xihe: "When will I..."

As soon as Josh grabbed his hand, he said sincerely, "I recognized you the moment I saw you. We met on a dark and stormy night."

Fu Xihe twitched his hand, but didn't.

Josh held it with great strength, "Brother!"

Fu Xihe: "...you let go first."

Josh: "That night! Don't you want to know what happened that night?"

He has a loud voice.

The old grandma stopped looking for things, and listened with ears.

The photographer held his breath and shouted in his heart that I was grass.

Only Fu Xihe, who knew Josh's character well, looked numb.

He wanted to say no.

But I also knew in my heart that after I said it, my boyfriend would probably be angry, so he could only swallow his anger and say, "What happened?"

Josh: "It's at that farm, I ate there and drank too much wine..."

Photographer: All that?

After a big gasp, Josh said quickly: "I went out to find the toilet, and finally found the backyard. I saw you playing with the chickens with a broom under the moonlight. They bounced on your broom, and you spun around to accompany them. Play together."

Fu Xihe looked at him coolly: "What else did you see?"

Josh: "I saw you holding the eggs very chicly and handsomely. I've never seen such a neat and agile skill. While flicking the broom, you're picking up the eggs. It's like fishing for a moon in a sea of ​​​​sea, looking for flowers in the water."

Fu Xihe was thankful ten thousand times that he was wearing a mask.

Josh said the ultimate goal: "Go brother, as the heir of the farmhouse, you have to let everyone see your heroic appearance."

Fu Xihe said quietly: "Then what are you doing?"

Josh: "Come on for you."

Fu Xihe: "..."

The audience laughed madly.

——Actually, when Josh called him brother, I felt a little bit in my heart. What’s going on, do these two know each other? In the end...

——It's too sloppy hahahahaha, Josh, are you hurting? ?Little trash, dare not touch eggs!

——I'm sorry, but I'm still struggling with whether Brother Xu's farmhouse identity is real, because his coat is really expensive.

——… I searched and came back, and I have already started to suffocate, will he be angry?

Fu Xihe lost his temper as they expected, but it didn't happen.

The audience only saw Fu Xihe look at him helplessly, walked into the backyard without even taking off his clothes.

Josh quickly followed.

Chickens are free range.

It will be locked up at night, but it will follow them around the yard during the day.

Fu Xihe had just stepped into the backyard, and the chickens wandering around looked over as if they had received some signal.

Josh said "wow" sincerely: "It's awesome."

Fu Xihe: "...No need."

Who wants this bullshit?

Josh: "As expected of you! My most admired old Xu!"

Fu Xihe: "..."

Josh covered his mouth, he couldn't hold back his smile at all, and laughed very presumptuously, "What do you think will happen to you in the past? I've seen the egg, it's in the nest, and now there are no chickens in the nest, hurry up!"

Fu Xihe froze on the spot and didn't move a step until he heard Josh ask him, "Have you never taken an egg before?"

Fu Xihe Rumeng woke up.

Correct.

Personality cannot be broken.

He is the heir to the farmhouse.

You can touch eggs on the top, catch fish on the bottom, and plow the land to grow vegetables.

Fu Xihe gritted his molars and walked over.

He was walking very fast, but because the chickens were running around and there were "traps" on the ground, he walked extremely hard.

"Giggle-"

The chicken flopped over and surrounded Fu Xihe.

In the next scene, Josh thought he was in a dream.

Wherever Fu Xihe passed, chicken feathers were flying and the chickens were screaming. He didn't dare to hurt the chickens, and wanted to wave them away reluctantly, but he didn't want the little guy to kick his nose on his face and climb up his hands along his legs. Arm, and then grabbed him and didn't let go.

Josh laughed until his stomach ached.

Although watching the play was very enjoyable, he felt that Fu Xihe was a little pitiful and wanted to help.

"Wang Wang-"

An angry dog ​​barking scared him into a shudder.

Josh followed the prestige and couldn't help saying "I'm sorry".

There was a big black dog tied in the corner, and somehow the knot on the rope came loose and it slipped to the ground.

It smelled two strange smells, and even stole its eggs, and ran over immediately.

Although Josh is not afraid of dogs, it is limited to not being afraid of pet dogs.

He ran away.

The yard is small, and Josh ran two or three laps at once.

The dog also chased him two or three times.

Fu Xihe was still fighting wits and courage with the chicken.

The cameraman laughed so hard that his hands were shaking. He tried his best to stabilize his balance and recorded the "chicken flying dog jumping" record.

Fu Xihe finally got it right once, when the dog ran past, he grabbed the dog leash that was dragging on the ground.

The dog yelped and growled at him.

The movement here finally alarmed the old lady.

She hurried out, "Dahei, don't bark, it's a guest."

Dahei calmed down, sniffed Fu Xihe, and said "woo hoo" twice, without letting go of his vigilance.

Josh had just recovered from his shock. He looked at his boyfriend and said, "Puff!"

Fu Xihe: "..."

The eggs were obtained with difficulty but smoothly.

Josh patted the dust off his body, "You are the only one."

Fu Xihe hadn't calmed down yet, and was still immersed in the inconceivable feeling of being chased by chickens and dogs, so he asked casually, "What's the only one?"

Josh sighed faintly.

What else can be unique.

"Ba Zong Playing Chicken Picture"

"The Overlord Touches the Live Chicken"

"Two or three things about the overlord taming chickens and dogs"

Josh thought, dare not say all the books, but in this book, Fu Xihe should be the only tyrant who digs his own eggs.

It's too awful.

"Thank you."

If Fu Xihe hadn't held on to the leash, he might still be running laps.

There was a hint of helplessness between Fu Xi and his brows, "You are thanking me for not cheating me."

Josh smiled at him, thinking that would not work.

The barrage floated past hahaha.

Video Meow was out of breath from laughing, and uploaded the video just now on Weibo.

Movie Meow: I didn't expect "Ordinary Life" to be so funny. Why is Josh's style of painting different from others? The sand sculpture artist is really hammering.

She brought a name, and soon fans touched her, and they retweeted and laughed.

There were fans posting on all major forums, and the marketing account heard the news, and they all forwarded the news.

#乔希鸡飞狗跳# is getting more and more popular.

He Zhi watching the live broadcast: "..."

It's you, Josh.

It's fine to go to the sand sculpture trending search by yourself, and you brought Mr. Fu...

He Zhi thought silently for a while, and thought: Anyway, this is not the first time, Mr. Fu will get used to it sooner or later.

He glanced at the viewership number in the upper right corner.

The sudden increase was hundreds of thousands, and the number is still rising.

He Zhi thought, well, more and more people will be ashamed to see them.

It was unexpected for the old lady to dig out an egg and produce a symphony.

After she realized it, she burst out laughing. She took a few eggs to wash, and said with a smile, "Why are you doing this? Those chickens never peck people."

Josh laughed dryly: "It may be to welcome us, but it is inevitable that we are a little more enthusiastic."

This idea entertained the old lady, and she said with a smile on her face: "The mouth is so sweet, but the work still needs to be done."

Josh: "..."

The old lady prepared all the ingredients, "Blessing cake is a name, but it is not a kind of cake, but several kinds."

Josh and Fu Xihe's eyes darkened.

The old lady: "Of course you don't want to do all of them. Just two of you, do two kinds of things."

Oh, two, that's fine.

Josh thought to himself, it shouldn't be difficult to weigh the ingredients according to the recipe.

The old lady said: "Remember, the first one is sweet-scented osmanthus white sugar cake, appropriate amount of sticky rice flour, appropriate amount of glutinous rice flour..."

"Etc., etc……"

Josh’s whole body is not well.

"Is there a specific gram? Is there a scale?"

The old lady waved her hand: "No, I just let it go."

Josh: "..."

Old lady: "You guys do it, I'll watch."

The old lady didn't really let them mess around, after all, the materials are all money.

It was obvious that she was very happy, and she was very happy when she talked about the past, "The sweet-scented osmanthus cake here is very delicious, and many people came here from other places to eat it. Once I ran out of ingredients, and he..."

While listening distractedly, Josh cooperated with Fu Xihe to pour materials into the basin.

The old lady: "There are many."

Josh quickly stopped, picked up the sugar, and put two spoonfuls of it hesitantly.

The old lady: "Oh, sugar is not expensive, you are too stingy, not as big as the snow in the south."

Josh: "..."

Josh experienced the process of making dim sum for the first time.

During the process of sifting the powder, he and Fu Xihe shook it very carefully, for fear of spilling it.

The old lady couldn't stand it anymore, so she grabbed it directly.

While making sweet-scented osmanthus sauce, Josh twitched his nose, "It smells so good, can I buy some cakes you made when we leave?"

Old lady: "Okay, I'll make some later."

After the cake was in the pan, they started making shortbread again.

Shortbread is more troublesome, and it needs to be rolled several times, and sometimes it may not be successful according to the recipe.

The old lady didn't offer much help this time, nor did she remind her much.

Josh and Fu Xihe were in a hurry.

When it was finally time to make stuffing, Josh smiled as soon as he looked up, "You have flour on your eyebrows."

Fu Xihe: "Where?"

He raised his arm to wipe it off, but it was still there after a long time.

Josh couldn't stand it anymore, and stretched out his hand to scratch it.

But he forgot that he had lard on hand.

Fu Xihe: "..."

Josh: "..."

Fu Xihe: "Do you have anything to say?"

Josh: "Yes, your flour is lumpy."

Fu Xihe gritted his teeth, "Who did it?"

Josh: "Shall I wipe it for you again?"

Fu Xihe took two steps back and sighed wearily: "I want to rest for a while."

tired.

Josh suddenly couldn't bear it.

Fu Xihe just came back from abroad, and ran here to meet him before returning home, but was pulled in by Liu Liang to do the task together.

Also got pecked by chickens.

Also barked by dogs.

Still be cheated by him.

The more Josh thought about it, the more guilty he became.

His voice softened a bit, "Sit down and rest for a while, I'll come."

Fu Xihe lowered his eyes, "It's okay, I'm not tired, you can't handle so much by yourself."

Hearing what he said, Josh's voice became softer: "It's okay, not much, it will be fine soon."

Fu Xihe shook his head, and suddenly coughed twice.

Josh: "What's wrong?"

Fu Xihe: "It's okay, I've been a little busy recently, didn't sleep well, and caught a cold."

Josh made a decisive decision, took his hand and pulled him away from the table, "I can do without you, don't talk nonsense."

Fu Xihe's eyelashes trembled, "Am I redundant?"

Josh: "..."

Are you a little princess?

Josh talked and coaxed for a long time, Fu Xihe didn't go to sit next to him, but he didn't bother him anymore.

Josh looked at the quiet boyfriend opposite, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt something was wrong.

Was Fu Xihe just selling out?

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