There are always people who covet the immortal body
Chapter 3 Yunhua
The night was very quiet, occasionally a few dogs barking could be heard from afar.
Qi An cleaned up the leftovers, washed the dishes, scooped up some chaff in a small broken bowl, and went out to feed the chickens.Chickens have also learned to pick and choose the fat and the thin, not eating the chaff, but picking only the ones with rice grains.
After Qi An returned to the house, he blew out the oil lamp on the table in front of the hall, turned his head and walked straight towards the room.The man said that he was going back to the house to sleep for a while, and sure enough, he lay on the bed and fell asleep. He was still extremely lazy, and he didn't even have time to take off his shoes.
Qi An leaned on the bedpost and watched him for a while, seeing that he was sleeping on the bed, still sleeping soundly and comfortably, he couldn't bear to be disturbed.Then he turned around and walked to sit in front of the window sill, reading and practicing calligraphy by the dim light.
After a long time, the half moon loomed in the clouds.
Qi An's eyes were tired, so he raised his head and looked at the stars outside the window to relax, thinking that his father might not come back tonight.The village chief has a few business partners in the town. Sometimes the things are not sold out, and it is getting late, and the way back is difficult, so the kind partners will let him stay at home for a night.
After grinding the ink well, Qi An took out his favorite brush and dipped it in the ink to practice calligraphy.
The calligraphy is good, the pen is like a dragon and snake, vigorous and powerful, and it is not in vain for him to practice every night before the case, day after day.
At this time, there was movement from the bed behind him, Liu Jueming turned over, saw the shadow of the lamp dimly, opened his eyes and woke up.He stood up, stretched his arms and stretched his waist, and walked towards Qi An.
Standing behind Qi An, he lowered his head to look at the copybook on the table, and said, "Hey, I didn't expect you, a little mute, to be able to write well."
Qi An ignored him, put down his pen, and sorted out his books.
Seeing that he ignored him, Liu Jueming reached out to pat him on the top of his head in a playful way.Qi An turned his head abruptly, and stared at a pair of cold and gentle eyes, as if telling him to play and not bother himself.
Liu Jueming turned his hands behind his back knowingly, turned and walked out of the house.He found a haystack, moved to the side unhurriedly, tore off his shirt, and began to urinate.
Just as he was peeing passionately, he suddenly heard a gust of wind coming from behind, followed by extremely small footsteps, as if he was approaching himself, an ordinary person would never be able to hear it.But he didn't take it seriously, and pouted and whistled.
Suddenly, a deep voice rang in my ear: "Nanzhu."
After Liu Jueming finished his urination, he tied his belt, turned around and said, "You came at the right time!"
Standing in front of him was a handsome man with a tall figure and a well-dressed appearance.With his hands behind his back, he frowned slightly: "Are you being sarcastic?"
"You're not stupid, and you know what irony is." Liu Jueming looked up at him, "Tsk, the light on your body is so conspicuous, why don't you hurry up and put it out."
The halo around the man's body immediately dimmed, and he took a look at Liu Jueming: "I thought you let that wild beast in the mountain get you, it seems that I was overwhelmed."
After hearing what he said, Liu Jueming pretended to be angry with a stern face: "Don't tell me I haven't remembered yet, you and I have been friends for thousands of years, and I fell into the mortal world for a day and a night before you tore it apart. Crotch came to see me, why, did you come to pick up the corpse?"
That man is a Wuxian who has a proper position in the sky, and he is called 'Yunhua Shenjun'. Unlike Liu Jueming, a loose fairy, he usually has to be busy with various tedious official duties.
Yunhua said: "You don't want to kill the donkey. I followed you when you stepped out of the boundary. You are still a god who manages the time in the sky and the earth for a year. I have to teach you how to do it? If it's late to pee, isn't it a day in the world?"
"Qi! Are you still relying on me? You can't escort me into the world? If my skin is fragrant and tender, and that beast really snatches me, won't my peerless beauty be ruined? You still If you can help me find a similar pair, how can there be any in this world?"
"Aren't you ashamed to say that?"
"Why be ashamed? It's the truth!"
Yunhua waved his sleeves helplessly: "Forget it, I can't say no to you. For thousands of years, I haven't won a quarrel with you. You are amazing."
Liu Jueming snorted coldly, with a proud smile that couldn't be concealed at the corner of his mouth, he stepped forward to lead the other party away, for fear that the two people's conversations would be heard by the villagers in the surrounding houses, especially Qi An, although he was dumb, his hearing was weak. But much better than ordinary people.
Yun Hua followed behind him and said: "Speaking of business, the Heavenly Emperor asked you to recapture the Lingjiu before considering giving you a chance to reform. The period is three days, which is three years in the world. Otherwise, you will not Want to go back again."
"I've lost my immortal power, and I'm still catching spirit doves. I have to entrust this matter to you." Liu Jueming walked across the small stone steps, where there was an ancient plane tree, huge and decayed. The skin has peeled off, but the branches and leaves are still very lush.He looked up against the night and sighed sincerely: "This tree is really big!"
Yunhua walked up to his side, followed him to look up, but then went on to talk about business: "The Emperor of Heaven has expected this, and if you, Immortal Nanzhu, can catch the Lingjiu back, then you won't let him go." It's up to you to hang around. No, he gave me instructions and asked me to make a special trip to help you."
"Look at what you said, what do you mean you can catch it back? No matter how bad this immortal is, at least he has some duties. How else is there such a world where there are four distinct seasons?"
Yun Hua said contemptuously: "Just your revolving sundial is also called a job? It doesn't matter who you change it to? You see, you are not in the sky now, isn't this world still the same? With four distinct seasons at dusk?"
Liu Jueming turned his head and pointed at him and smacked his lips: "You, what kind of friend do I make, hey~" He shook his head helplessly and walked away.
Yunhua was secretly happy to follow behind him, and after many years, he was finally able to silence him when he was in trouble.
Suddenly, Yunhua's smile faded away, and his eyes became alert: "Someone opened the door and came out, I'll avoid it first." After saying that, he disappeared without a trace.
He rushed to the Three Realms to subdue countless monsters, and since then he has formed a habit of paying attention when there is trouble.
Liu Jueming raised his eyes. In front of the dark house, Qi An opened the door and looked out. Seeing that Liu Jueming was just taking a walk, he shrank back.
Liu Jueming hurriedly held his hand and called him: "Hey, little mute, come here!" Qi An stopped in his tracks, then poked his head out to stare and question.
"Come here, let me show you something nice."
Qi An went out and walked towards him.Liu Jueming put one hand on his shoulder, pointed in the direction of the chicken coop with the other and said, "Did you see it?"
Qi An concentrated on staring at the darkness for a long time, then shook his head.
"Didn't you see it?" Liu Jueming continued to point and guide: "No, is there something moving next to that pile of weeds?"
This time Qi An saw it clearly, there was indeed something moving vaguely.
"Do you know what that is?" Liu Jueming said, "It's a pretty fat weasel. If you have the ability, you can rush over and catch it. Maybe we can have meat tomorrow, you see. You are sallow and thin, you need to make up more."
After Qi An realized that he was talking about a weasel, he kicked off his hooves and ran over.He thought to himself, no wonder there were a few missing when he got up to pick up eggs these few mornings. He thought it was caused by the hen's malnutrition, but it turned out to be the damn weasel.
The result was obvious. Before he could reach the place, the weasel had already disappeared in the darkness.Angrily, he walked around the chicken coop, picked up the sticks on the ground and knocked them, but the weasel couldn't find them, and the reed chickens that had just fallen asleep made him feel 'uneasy'.
Liu Jueming walked over unhurriedly, with his hands behind his back like a wealthy landlord, and said as if he was in the game: "You can't beat me like this, let me teach you. Let’s set a trap, put an egg as bait, and that little guy will be fooled.”
Qi An glanced at him disapprovingly.
He grew up in the hills, he knows nothing else, hunting and setting traps can be said to be at his fingertips.Before Liu Jueming reminded him, he had already thought of it, but he just took a stick and hammered it to frighten the 'bold' weasel, so that it would not dare to come out again tonight.
Qi An threw away the dirty stick in his hand, walked to the eaves and fumbled for the bucket, scooped up water to wash the handles, and then entered the house.
After he returned to the house, there was another breeze blowing beside Liu Jueming, and then Yunhua's clear voice came from next to his ears: "I still have something to do, so I will take my leave first."
He still had an intriguing smile on his face: "No!"
A breeze passed by, and the sound of wild geese going south came from the sky above the forest.
It was Haishi, and other households in the village had already turned off their lights to rest.The silence of the night makes everything lifeless.
Qi An tidied up the paper, pen and inkstone on the table, saw Liu Jueming coming in, wrote a line of handwriting, and held it in front of him: "Why do you know what I'm thinking?"
Liu Jueming stared at it, and said with a sneer, "Since you know, why are you still writing it on paper? Are you free?" After saying that, he took the pen and paper from Qi An's hand, leaned over and walked around the table few words.After finishing writing, he put down his pen, turned around and walked to the bed.
Qi An lowered his head and caught a glimpse of a line of big characters on the paper: "Secrets must not be revealed." He frowned and stretched, but he had to compromise in his heart. After all, he is not a person who likes to ask questions. Since the other party refuses to tell, he can only give up.
At this time, Liu Jueming leaned on the bedpost and asked him: "Are you going to sleep with me tonight? If so, then you have to sleep inside. If you sleep outside, I'm afraid that when I turn over You kick it down. I don’t sleep very honestly, please forgive me.”
His words seemed extremely abrupt in the eyes of the extremely calm Qi An, Qi An didn't make any reply, turned around and walked out of the door, and walked to Dad's room.
The village chief is not at home, and the bed in his room is empty, so Ziyou doesn't have to sleep with others.
Qi An cleaned up the leftovers, washed the dishes, scooped up some chaff in a small broken bowl, and went out to feed the chickens.Chickens have also learned to pick and choose the fat and the thin, not eating the chaff, but picking only the ones with rice grains.
After Qi An returned to the house, he blew out the oil lamp on the table in front of the hall, turned his head and walked straight towards the room.The man said that he was going back to the house to sleep for a while, and sure enough, he lay on the bed and fell asleep. He was still extremely lazy, and he didn't even have time to take off his shoes.
Qi An leaned on the bedpost and watched him for a while, seeing that he was sleeping on the bed, still sleeping soundly and comfortably, he couldn't bear to be disturbed.Then he turned around and walked to sit in front of the window sill, reading and practicing calligraphy by the dim light.
After a long time, the half moon loomed in the clouds.
Qi An's eyes were tired, so he raised his head and looked at the stars outside the window to relax, thinking that his father might not come back tonight.The village chief has a few business partners in the town. Sometimes the things are not sold out, and it is getting late, and the way back is difficult, so the kind partners will let him stay at home for a night.
After grinding the ink well, Qi An took out his favorite brush and dipped it in the ink to practice calligraphy.
The calligraphy is good, the pen is like a dragon and snake, vigorous and powerful, and it is not in vain for him to practice every night before the case, day after day.
At this time, there was movement from the bed behind him, Liu Jueming turned over, saw the shadow of the lamp dimly, opened his eyes and woke up.He stood up, stretched his arms and stretched his waist, and walked towards Qi An.
Standing behind Qi An, he lowered his head to look at the copybook on the table, and said, "Hey, I didn't expect you, a little mute, to be able to write well."
Qi An ignored him, put down his pen, and sorted out his books.
Seeing that he ignored him, Liu Jueming reached out to pat him on the top of his head in a playful way.Qi An turned his head abruptly, and stared at a pair of cold and gentle eyes, as if telling him to play and not bother himself.
Liu Jueming turned his hands behind his back knowingly, turned and walked out of the house.He found a haystack, moved to the side unhurriedly, tore off his shirt, and began to urinate.
Just as he was peeing passionately, he suddenly heard a gust of wind coming from behind, followed by extremely small footsteps, as if he was approaching himself, an ordinary person would never be able to hear it.But he didn't take it seriously, and pouted and whistled.
Suddenly, a deep voice rang in my ear: "Nanzhu."
After Liu Jueming finished his urination, he tied his belt, turned around and said, "You came at the right time!"
Standing in front of him was a handsome man with a tall figure and a well-dressed appearance.With his hands behind his back, he frowned slightly: "Are you being sarcastic?"
"You're not stupid, and you know what irony is." Liu Jueming looked up at him, "Tsk, the light on your body is so conspicuous, why don't you hurry up and put it out."
The halo around the man's body immediately dimmed, and he took a look at Liu Jueming: "I thought you let that wild beast in the mountain get you, it seems that I was overwhelmed."
After hearing what he said, Liu Jueming pretended to be angry with a stern face: "Don't tell me I haven't remembered yet, you and I have been friends for thousands of years, and I fell into the mortal world for a day and a night before you tore it apart. Crotch came to see me, why, did you come to pick up the corpse?"
That man is a Wuxian who has a proper position in the sky, and he is called 'Yunhua Shenjun'. Unlike Liu Jueming, a loose fairy, he usually has to be busy with various tedious official duties.
Yunhua said: "You don't want to kill the donkey. I followed you when you stepped out of the boundary. You are still a god who manages the time in the sky and the earth for a year. I have to teach you how to do it? If it's late to pee, isn't it a day in the world?"
"Qi! Are you still relying on me? You can't escort me into the world? If my skin is fragrant and tender, and that beast really snatches me, won't my peerless beauty be ruined? You still If you can help me find a similar pair, how can there be any in this world?"
"Aren't you ashamed to say that?"
"Why be ashamed? It's the truth!"
Yunhua waved his sleeves helplessly: "Forget it, I can't say no to you. For thousands of years, I haven't won a quarrel with you. You are amazing."
Liu Jueming snorted coldly, with a proud smile that couldn't be concealed at the corner of his mouth, he stepped forward to lead the other party away, for fear that the two people's conversations would be heard by the villagers in the surrounding houses, especially Qi An, although he was dumb, his hearing was weak. But much better than ordinary people.
Yun Hua followed behind him and said: "Speaking of business, the Heavenly Emperor asked you to recapture the Lingjiu before considering giving you a chance to reform. The period is three days, which is three years in the world. Otherwise, you will not Want to go back again."
"I've lost my immortal power, and I'm still catching spirit doves. I have to entrust this matter to you." Liu Jueming walked across the small stone steps, where there was an ancient plane tree, huge and decayed. The skin has peeled off, but the branches and leaves are still very lush.He looked up against the night and sighed sincerely: "This tree is really big!"
Yunhua walked up to his side, followed him to look up, but then went on to talk about business: "The Emperor of Heaven has expected this, and if you, Immortal Nanzhu, can catch the Lingjiu back, then you won't let him go." It's up to you to hang around. No, he gave me instructions and asked me to make a special trip to help you."
"Look at what you said, what do you mean you can catch it back? No matter how bad this immortal is, at least he has some duties. How else is there such a world where there are four distinct seasons?"
Yun Hua said contemptuously: "Just your revolving sundial is also called a job? It doesn't matter who you change it to? You see, you are not in the sky now, isn't this world still the same? With four distinct seasons at dusk?"
Liu Jueming turned his head and pointed at him and smacked his lips: "You, what kind of friend do I make, hey~" He shook his head helplessly and walked away.
Yunhua was secretly happy to follow behind him, and after many years, he was finally able to silence him when he was in trouble.
Suddenly, Yunhua's smile faded away, and his eyes became alert: "Someone opened the door and came out, I'll avoid it first." After saying that, he disappeared without a trace.
He rushed to the Three Realms to subdue countless monsters, and since then he has formed a habit of paying attention when there is trouble.
Liu Jueming raised his eyes. In front of the dark house, Qi An opened the door and looked out. Seeing that Liu Jueming was just taking a walk, he shrank back.
Liu Jueming hurriedly held his hand and called him: "Hey, little mute, come here!" Qi An stopped in his tracks, then poked his head out to stare and question.
"Come here, let me show you something nice."
Qi An went out and walked towards him.Liu Jueming put one hand on his shoulder, pointed in the direction of the chicken coop with the other and said, "Did you see it?"
Qi An concentrated on staring at the darkness for a long time, then shook his head.
"Didn't you see it?" Liu Jueming continued to point and guide: "No, is there something moving next to that pile of weeds?"
This time Qi An saw it clearly, there was indeed something moving vaguely.
"Do you know what that is?" Liu Jueming said, "It's a pretty fat weasel. If you have the ability, you can rush over and catch it. Maybe we can have meat tomorrow, you see. You are sallow and thin, you need to make up more."
After Qi An realized that he was talking about a weasel, he kicked off his hooves and ran over.He thought to himself, no wonder there were a few missing when he got up to pick up eggs these few mornings. He thought it was caused by the hen's malnutrition, but it turned out to be the damn weasel.
The result was obvious. Before he could reach the place, the weasel had already disappeared in the darkness.Angrily, he walked around the chicken coop, picked up the sticks on the ground and knocked them, but the weasel couldn't find them, and the reed chickens that had just fallen asleep made him feel 'uneasy'.
Liu Jueming walked over unhurriedly, with his hands behind his back like a wealthy landlord, and said as if he was in the game: "You can't beat me like this, let me teach you. Let’s set a trap, put an egg as bait, and that little guy will be fooled.”
Qi An glanced at him disapprovingly.
He grew up in the hills, he knows nothing else, hunting and setting traps can be said to be at his fingertips.Before Liu Jueming reminded him, he had already thought of it, but he just took a stick and hammered it to frighten the 'bold' weasel, so that it would not dare to come out again tonight.
Qi An threw away the dirty stick in his hand, walked to the eaves and fumbled for the bucket, scooped up water to wash the handles, and then entered the house.
After he returned to the house, there was another breeze blowing beside Liu Jueming, and then Yunhua's clear voice came from next to his ears: "I still have something to do, so I will take my leave first."
He still had an intriguing smile on his face: "No!"
A breeze passed by, and the sound of wild geese going south came from the sky above the forest.
It was Haishi, and other households in the village had already turned off their lights to rest.The silence of the night makes everything lifeless.
Qi An tidied up the paper, pen and inkstone on the table, saw Liu Jueming coming in, wrote a line of handwriting, and held it in front of him: "Why do you know what I'm thinking?"
Liu Jueming stared at it, and said with a sneer, "Since you know, why are you still writing it on paper? Are you free?" After saying that, he took the pen and paper from Qi An's hand, leaned over and walked around the table few words.After finishing writing, he put down his pen, turned around and walked to the bed.
Qi An lowered his head and caught a glimpse of a line of big characters on the paper: "Secrets must not be revealed." He frowned and stretched, but he had to compromise in his heart. After all, he is not a person who likes to ask questions. Since the other party refuses to tell, he can only give up.
At this time, Liu Jueming leaned on the bedpost and asked him: "Are you going to sleep with me tonight? If so, then you have to sleep inside. If you sleep outside, I'm afraid that when I turn over You kick it down. I don’t sleep very honestly, please forgive me.”
His words seemed extremely abrupt in the eyes of the extremely calm Qi An, Qi An didn't make any reply, turned around and walked out of the door, and walked to Dad's room.
The village chief is not at home, and the bed in his room is empty, so Ziyou doesn't have to sleep with others.
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