The next door neighbor is a sick girl [Comprehensive]

"Hello, this is our specially made super premium coffee jelly. Congratulations on winning the prize, please use it slowly."

In front of her eyes, the girl still wearing a stage play costume smiled and handed a super-special coffee jelly on the plate to the table, and bowed to herself politely with a smile, but Saiki Kusuo clearly heard her inner completeness at this moment. An uneasy voice.

【Ah, why did you kiss Komaeda-kun just now, why did you kiss Komaeda-san just now!It's so embarrassing now! 】

Yes, this boy named Kusuo Saiki is a superpower.

14 years ago, he was born to an ordinary couple, but he was completely different from his confused parents, not ordinary at all.

No.14 days after birth, he learned to speak.Not relying on sound, but relying on telepathy to make people feel their own voice.

Not only that, but in the first month after birth, he learned to walk, and walk in the air.When he was just one year old, he finished running errands for the first time and teleported to the store to help his mother bring Mirin back.

All kinds of unusual signs showed that he was not a normal child, so his mother finally began to waver.

However, most parents will take their children to hospitals or research institutions.

However, this couple... had more than one nerve missing in their minds, and they adapted to this situation without any doubt.

So, he grew up to 14 years old and became an "ordinary" junior high school student.

His super powers are growing day by day.However, it is not those so-called super high school-level talents, but the real super powers that make all the impossible things of ordinary people possible.

He can bend a spoon without touching it with his hands, and he can easily win the lottery. With all his superpowers, there is almost nothing he can't do. It's a dreamlike life.

but!If you think so, you are very wrong.

Can you bend a spoon?It will only make the curry more troublesome to eat.Is winning the lottery easy?That will eat bad stomach.Born with everything, the happiest man in the world?

Do not make jokes!

Saiki Kusuo felt that he was born with everything taken away, the most unfortunate man in the world!

Telepathy, telekinesis, clairvoyance, precognition, teleportation, clairvoyance, etc., he can do it all!

However, "giving" also means "looting".

Just like after a dog is raised by humans, it will not forage for food by itself.It's as if pampering a child too much robs him of his ability to be self-reliant.He's also been robbed of a lot of things because of his superpowers.

Whether it's the sense of accomplishment of completing the goal or the surprise at the surprise party, he can't feel all of them.

Not only does he have no anger and sadness, but also no joy and happiness, and sometimes he is deeply troubled by his own superpowers. This is his life of Saiki Kusuo.

Of course, until now, he is not dissatisfied, and a stable life does not sound bad...

At least there were no troubles, and no troublemakers appeared around him.

However, the 14 years he thought the world was peaceful and stable were broken one after another on this day.

Saiki Kusuo felt that he had encountered the greatest disaster in his life.

Things will start at twelve noon today.

As usual, their family had lunch in the living room, and the TV news happened to be broadcasting the school festival held by Yan Middle School in City A.

Saiki Kusuo is not interested in the school festival, the noisy flow of people accompanied by all kinds of scheming voices is not a place to enjoy at all.But with a casual glance, it was a coincidence that I saw a cafe signboard passing by, with the words "Special coffee jelly you deserve~" written in colored pens on it!

Saiki Kusuo has no dislike for coffee jelly.

Accompanied by the mellow aroma of coffee beans, the elegant taste of the original flavor sealed in the package, and the encounter with milk, it can taste a different flavor, which is simply a sinful luxury product.

Therefore, Saiki Kusuo really doesn't dislike coffee jelly at all.

By the time he realized it, he had already teleported to the bathroom of the basketball gymnasium of Yan Middle School.

His teleportation can teleport to a very distant place in an instant, even if it is just a place he has seen on TV, this ability can also be used.

The disadvantage is that it cannot be used continuously, and it must be used after a 3-minute interval before it can be used again.And the sudden appearance would scare ordinary people, so I chose to move to the men's bathroom next to the cafe.

After appearing in the bathroom, the voices of the heart poured in one after another, and it was hard for Saiki Kusuo to ignore it.

For example, in the bathroom next door, a boy who was wearing a skirt said in his mind: "Ai Pear-chan's beast is so cute~" "The stepping stone to become Ai Pear-chan's hope is really Sparassi!" This kind of unknown reason Heartfelt...

Wait for a dress change?This is a transvestite pervert!

Ignoring a strange idiot in the bathroom, Kusuo Saiki walked directly towards the theme cafe in the basketball hall.

Coffee jelly: 150 yen

Premium coffee jelly: 200 yen

Special attention: the lucky audience who will be drawn at the end of the stage play will get a unique and super special coffee jelly!

"Two premium coffee jellies, please." After letting the other party sense his inner voice through telepathy, Saiki Kusuo found an empty seat and sat down.

However, while waiting for the coffee jelly to arrive on the table, he heard criminal words that he shouldn't have heard.

[Kill...kill...I want to kill these students!You all have to die...]

Of course, the perpetrator didn't really say it stupidly, but his superpower telepathy successfully explored all the voices within 200 meters.Even if he doesn't want to hear it himself, all the voices within the 200 meters will be continuously transmitted to his mind.When watching TV dramas and movies, I always get bloody from spoilers, which is especially annoying.

Therefore, these superpowers seem to be enviable, but in fact they are more or less missing or out of control.

The antennae-like hair ornament on his head was made by Saiki Kongsuke to curb his growing superpowers.

And his elder brother Saiki Kongsuke's IQ is as high as 218, which is a rare genius, but he has no superpowers.After playing against himself with 0 wins and 4254 losses, he jumped to Cambridge not long ago.

Since he went abroad, Saiki Kusuo felt that no troubles have happened recently, and no troublemakers have appeared around him.

But now, Kusuo Saiki, who has heard his heartfelt voice, has to face it. He may have encountered a psychopathic murderer, the kind of anti-social personality who likes to rush to school to kill innocent students, or who seeks the thrill of victory from the weak Perverted incompetent.

Speaking of which, there was a serial murder case in City A not long ago.It's really unfortunate that so many perverts are concentrated in one city.By the way, the city where Saiki Kusuo lives is City B.

Saiki Kusuo is not a nosy person, but interrupting him to eat dessert is a very serious sin.

He didn't want his coffee jelly to be served, and the place had already been blocked by the police because of an accident.

Therefore, Saiki Kusuo immediately locked on a middle-aged man wearing a hat with this intermittent dark inner voice with no expression on his face.He put his long-sleeved hands into his pockets, took out a cold knife and pointed it at the pink-haired girl who was playing with her phone with her head down, trying to stab her unsuspecting back.

Saiki Kusuo had already seen under the hat, and he imagined the evil smile he would show after he succeeded.But in the next second, the middle-aged man with the knife was teleported to the police station by him.

Because he was holding a knife in his hand, he just made a gesture of stabbing the knife while laughing.As a result, the policemen who looked at him in bewilderment thought it was an assault on the police, and immediately subdued him to the ground without saying a word, and handcuffed his hands.

Really... mortals are so troublesome.Now it's time to enjoy dessert.

The matter was resolved satisfactorily. Saiki Kusuo waited on the spot for 3 minutes, and then teleported back to the men's bathroom of the basketball hall.

The white-haired gentleman next door has completely changed his clothes, and is standing at the door chatting with another girl in a beast costume.

It turned out to be a stage play, so he almost teleported him to the police station together.

【Ai pear sauce is so cute~ It's a shining hope! 】 Favorability: 95 → 100!

【sky!Komaeda-kun in women's clothing is even prettier than girls...! ! !Not alive anymore!Not alive anymore! ! ! 】Favourability: 75→80

The so-called favorability is Saiki Kusuo's ability to use his telepathic ability to read the hearts of everyone around him and then calculate their respective favorability and the average of their favorability.This favorability indicator will be displayed directly on their heads.

So, looking at the favorability monitors on the heads of the two of them, Saiki Kusuo, who was inexplicably abused, said: "..."

Saiki Kusuo continued to return to his seat with a paralyzed face. During the past 5 minutes, his two servings of coffee jelly were ready.

The coffee-colored jelly dripped down the thin metal spoon. The mellow aroma of the coffee beans was accompanied by the sweetness of the cream. After he took a sip without hesitation, his always expressionless face finally revealed a light smile in satisfaction. Shallow smile.

As expected of premium coffee jelly, he really didn't dislike it at all.

Eating and eating like this, Saiki Kusuo also bought a ticket for a stage play by the way, and was going to sit in a cafe and encounter coffee jelly for an afternoon.

If Kusuo Saiki wants to watch a movie, he must go to the first episode, and to watch a TV series, he must catch up with the first episode, because it is easy to be completely spoiled by other people's voices, without any suspense in the plot.So, after learning that this stage play was the premiere, he still reported that he might be able to watch it if he was in the mood to watch it... even if it was a romantic drama that he didn't like.

[Ahhh, the audience is full of audience, they are looking at me.They're looking at...me.How can I be so nervous——Hands are shaking all the time...]

【The beast was not played by Miko Kagawa...?so disappointed……】

[The girl who plays Beast is so short, she actually wears such tall platform shoes.How does this match up with a beauty!How did Class [-], Grade [-] choose the cast? 】

【It turned out to be a stage play in which the male and female protagonists are reversed...】

[Ai Pear-chan was a little nervous on stage, but it's okay, this is just a despair we should overcome.Even if you are tormented by despair, what shines in the end is everyone's hope! 】

[This stage play is everyone's hard work, but I failed it at the beginning... I didn't show the true level of my usual practice... I really failed everyone's hard work... It seems to find a hole to drill into ...]

"sorry."

"Airi doesn't need to feel sorry. Today's audience is more than expected. It's normal to be nervous on stage. Airi is already great. If you are still nervous later, treat the audience below as carrots or The cabbage is ready. Don’t worry about their reactions, just be yourself, and then leave it to me.”

Saiki Kusuo who was treated as radish and cabbage: "..."

【How to comfort Airi when she looks sad...it really doesn't matter.Although we are in such great despair, the hope bred from the great despair is the most dazzling. Hope is an absolute good thing.And a waste like me can be the help of everyone who is carrying hope, so excited that the heart beats faster! 】

[So cute, it really is... a boy! 】

【Komaeda-kun did a great job!Komaeda-kun brought him into the plot unconsciously, and he was not afraid to stand on the stage at all!The next scene is for the hero to save the beauty and save the king!Come on, love pear! 】

[Airi bravely stood up to save me, just like the last time I faced a murderer, I really hope that I won’t be overwhelmed by this little despair... There is nothing better in the world to be able to play the leading role with Airi Glorious thing!Please step over my stepping stone and touch hope! 】

[Ai pear is the best, Ai pear, Ai pear, Ai pear, Ai pear, Ai pear, Ai pear, Ai pear, Ai pear, Ai pear——]

[The claw cover is simply in the way, and I can't hold hands with Airi-chan happily! 】

[Ahhhh, this sexy voice that makes people soft and full of lust! ! !Mama!Nagito Komaeda is always teasing me unconsciously!Can you still perform happily! 】

finally!Saiki Kusuo, who was exposed by the complicated inner drama of the two leading actors, could only put on a germanium metal ring with a blank face to suppress his telepathic superpower.

Finally, the world is quiet.Saiki Kusuo silently watched the male and female protagonists holding hands and interacting on the stage.One of the inner dramas is as big as the universe, haha.

Saiki Kusuo has never watched the animation or movie of "Beauty and the Beast", so after blocking the spoiler, he watched the stage play seriously, although the plot is so old-fashioned that he can guess the future development.

But something happened later that caught Kusuo Saiki unexpectedly and caught him off guard.

The first time may be uncertain, but when the other party uses one of the super powers on the stage for the second time to move the dishes hanging on the stage, Saiki Kusuo finally realized that the other party's inconspicuous appearance of the pot head Has great superpowers.

Maybe, like himself, his inconspicuous and ordinary appearance is an illusion created by superpowers?

Moreover, he seems to have the same strength restraint as himself?

Saiki Kusuo couldn't help but took off the ring to see through it, but he didn't find a suppressor similar to his hair accessory on the opponent's body.His inner voice is the same as his ordinary appearance, completely pure and simple: [Xiao Lei is also watching a stage play!So nervous...]

Qimu Nanxiong: "..."

After taking off the ring, Saiki Kusuo suddenly felt a severe headache, but what flashed in his mind was the scene of a magnitude 4 earthquake in city A not long after.

The magnitude of this earthquake is not very deep, but the stage set in the basketball hall was completely collapsed because of the earthquake. The scene that Saiki Kusuo predicted was the utensils hanging from the sky when the girl who played the beast was standing on the ground according to the plot. Because of the earthquake, all the actors on the stage were seriously injured, except for Bai Mao, who played the beauty, who was lucky enough to score and was not injured.

Saiki Kusuo has the super power to predict, and can only see bad futures, such as disasters.I get a headache when I start it, and I see the future around me for a short moment.

So in the next few minutes, 100% of the scenes I predicted will happen!

If it really happened, the school festival at Yan Middle School would be suspended, the cafe would be closed, and he would no longer be able to eat premium coffee jelly...and that unique super premium coffee jelly!

There is no other way, let you experience the power of a person with superpowers.

Time was running out. At the moment when the earthquake occurred in City A, Saiki Kusuo teleported to the earthquake area, and used his mind to level the edge of the plate and the area where the dislocation and rupture occurred inside the plate——

Although I really want to use the more convenient recovery ability, in fact, I can only let the time of the object go back to one day. The disadvantage is that the time of other nearby objects will also go back together.

If I want to eat coffee jelly again tomorrow, I have to use it to restore it again at the same time, which is really troublesome.So for the coffee jelly, even though Kusuo Saiki had more than a dozen solutions in mind, he still chose a more troublesome solution for the first time.

"call--"

Saiki Kusuo, who had overused his super power, teleported back to the basketball hall after 10 minutes.

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to hope fruit

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pro, pro

【Komaeda-kun just... kissed me? ? ?Or accidentally bumped into it?Ahhh!Stop thinking about it!It was just an accident!Concentrate on acting, Airi! 】

Saiki Kusuo silently wanted to bring back the ring, and at this moment, his head felt another sharp pain.This sharp pain is stronger than before, which means that a disaster more terrifying than an earthquake is about to happen in the future!

Sure enough, a scene appeared in my mind-a meteorite hit the earth at the speed of light.

The result of the falling meteorite was the tragic situation of a large number of casualties in the entire basketball hall. The reason why the entire army was not wiped out was because the superpower tried to protect everyone.The momentary fragmentary picture made him unclear whether the power of this superpower could destroy the meteorite, but his foreseeing picture told him that the meteorite fell so fast that he didn't have time to use superpowers to protect everyone. people.

What's more strange is that the white-haired gentleman was unscathed——

With this level of luck, Saiki Kusuo almost wondered if the other party also possessed superpowers.

Without thinking too much, Saiki Kusuo directly used his telekinetic ability to make the meteorite explode into powder in the universe.

Saiki Kusuo is no stranger to meteorites.When he was in the fifth grade of elementary school, he also encountered a meteorite once, but that time he used his unskilled mind power to knock out the meteorite that hit city B.As a result, the meteorite accidentally smashed into a plane that was hijacked by criminals. He only knew from the news that the plane was pierced by the meteorite and died on the spot.

At that time, there was only one survivor on the plane, and it seemed—

Saiki Kusuo couldn't help but looked at the boy who was smiling brightly because the girl took the initiative to kiss him, and he always felt that his name sounded familiar.

Nagito Komaeda.

Yes, the only survivor is Nagito Komaeda.

[It's really super lucky! 】

【I actually kissed Komaeda-kun! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻I must be crazy!!!Steady on the stage, smile and smile, don't get angry...Get off the stage and beat him up again! It's lucky! It's lucky! Plant eggs! Let him make trouble!]

Favorability: 80 → 85!

She clearly said she was going to beat the other party up, but the favorability indicator immediately increased by five. Women are really duplicity.

He couldn't help but look at the young man beside her, and the favorability indicator on his head frantically scrolled up the number of words: 100 → 1000 → 1000000 → the data exploded and couldn't be counted.

【Hope is indeed the most beautiful thing in the world, what a blood-thirsty Sparasi! 】

Qimu Nanxiong: "..."

"Dear audience, there will be a lottery draw for the ticket number. The prize is a super special coffee jelly, and the winning ticket number is - 069. Congratulations to this audience! Please raise your hand, we will be sent by Beast to our special The super special coffee jelly made is unique to the two days of the school festival.”

A certain superpower user who used superpowers to cheat the lottery and was exhausted from excessive use of superpowers raised his hand expressionlessly.

He needs a boost of energy.

desperately needed.

And he doesn't dislike coffee jelly at all.

Well, the super special coffee jelly is really not ordinary delicious.

Let's watch another stage play tomorrow.

The author has something to say: Readers who have been following this article, I am afraid that they have discovered the disaster of Saiki Kusuo very early on. 23333 will definitely find it strange. Do you want to make trouble?Will the worldview be weird or something?

In fact, when I was at the Brain Hole Academy Festival, I suddenly wanted to add Qi Shen as a cameo!During the process, I hesitated several times whether I should really appear on the stage, but many people are still thinking about it, so...

Finally finally after a few months!Qi God appeared!A chapter full of Qi Mu's drama 2333 But maybe that's all...

(I think many readers have read Kusuo Saiki’s disaster! Those who haven’t read it are recommended, recommended, recommended! Can’t stop watching!)

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In the next chapter, Chuangchuang will appear again!Hinata chefs, we need your call!

The second generation Komaeda: ~(≧▽≦)~ hope hope!

Airi: I must have had a fake boyfriend. (But...) Creating a girl is the best! ! ! ~(≧▽≦)~Welcome Welcome!

Komaeda objected: I'm only one centimeter short. (Hair raised to show that he is taller than Hinata)

Hinata: It’s just mediocre, I have it too. (The curvy hair straightens in an instant)