Jason Confusion Award [Comprehensive British and American]

Superman: "What if I say yes?"

Jason opened his mouth, and before he could say anything, Bizarro shouted: "The man is red, don't stay!"

As soon as Jason heard Bizarro's voice, he immediately left Superman behind and concentrated on coaxing Zai Zai.

And leaving this topic, naturally it will be nothing.

There's no need to ask again, because both Superman and Jason know what the answer will be.

Before Bizarro took Jason away, Superman reminded in a cold voice: "Stay away from the clown."

Jason nodded. As for whether it can be done, then...

Jason, who has read comics, doesn't he know that he should stay away from clowns? !

But he is a hero now, have you ever seen a hero, because a villain may cause his own death, so he hides away every time he sees the villain?

Such a person is not called a hero, but a bear!

Jason knew that he might die at the hands of the clown, but if he saw the clown doing evil, he would never stand by and even turn around and run.

He will catch up, even if it may be death waiting for him.

Of course, after knowing the possible results, Jason will definitely be prepared, just in case, and will not rush to die.

After being brought back to the Batcave by Bizarro, Gray Bat looked like he had something to say.

Jason:?

Gray Bat: "What do you think of the Superman in this world?"

After hearing this sentence, Jason suddenly realized something, he touched his whole body, and then took out a monitor from his belt.

Although he knew that this was Batman's style, Jason still felt cheated and angry: "Didn't you say that you only installed a locator for me?"

Gray Bat looked angry, but Jason, whose eyes were full of grievances, suddenly remembered the Robin uniform he put in the display cabinet, and the child who left in a fit of anger and never came back.

He still owed the other party——

"sorry."

Jason's eyes widened. He thought that if he could get an explanation from Gray Bat, it would be enough for Gray Bat to be gentle enough.But he never expected that he would get an apology from the other party.

In the Bat Family, being quietly put on this kind of thing is considered a common thing, and it is also something that does not need an apology.Because Batman put it on the Robins, the Robins will also put it back on Batman, but the chance of success is very small.

Even Jason's angry question just now was actually just a bit of annoyance at losing to Batman.

So what is there to apologize for?

Jason thought he would be "flattered" by the apology, but a sour emotion surged in his heart inexplicably, as if he had been waiting for this sentence for a long time, and now it finally arrived.

After a moment of silence, the topic returned to Superman.

Regarding the Superman in this world, Jason couldn't say he liked it.But when Gray Bat asked Jason what he thought of this world, Jason felt that he should like this world.

Maybe someone else came here, whoever it was from the Justice League or whoever it was from the Avengers, or even Dick, they wouldn't think so.

They think about freedom, they think about democracy...

But in Jason's view, when survival is not guaranteed, those things are completely worthless.

For a child who grew up in Crime Alley, things like freedom and democracy were too far away from him.What he really touches is strength, power, and survival...

Compared with Batman and Dick, Jason is more extreme in dealing with evil.He is too clear about love and hate, and hates evil like hatred, and the legal principles are in his heart, which cannot compare with the justice he thinks.

The law didn't kill the clown, and then the clown killed more people.

Has there ever been a law in a place like Crime Alley?

The law here is: the weak prey on the strong, and the strong respect!

Jason saw a lot of powerful evil in the crime alley, and punished the weak justice.

So in this world, Superman's powerful justice, and his style of sanctioning the weak and evil, seemed pure and unpretentious to Jason, which made him very fond of it.

Even if the method is a little bit drastic, but it is treating criminals, no matter how drastic it is, and Superman didn't kill them either.

Jason thought so, but under the gaze of Gray Bat, it was difficult for him to express what was in his heart.

Gray Bat probably wouldn't want to hear that, he thought.

And there was an inexplicable emotion in his heart that made him not want to say this to Gray Bat.

Jason: "How do you feel about the world?"

Gray Bat, who was asked back by Jason, was stunned for a moment. He thought—he felt that the world was orderly and free from crime, but...

Looking at Gray Bat's frown, Jason asked again: "Do you like this world?"

Does he like it?

Gray Bat thought, he doesn't like it.

But this is obviously the world he created with Superman and Diana, how could he not like it...

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When Jason said goodbye to the Gray Bat for the 109th time and 109th time, they really said goodbye.

Or rather, they succeeded.

When Jason opened his eyes and looked at the cold-faced gay purple uniformed Superman and the locked up Avengers behind him, Jason was very...

"Is this the way you came up with to save Batman?" Superman looked up and down the suddenly shrunken Jason and Bizarro, "I have to say, it was unexpected."

Jason:?

Dude, can you speak human words?

Superman refuses to speak human and locks Jason up with the Avengers.

In fact, if we really want to fight, Bizarro is not invincible, but in Jason's heart, Bizarro is still a baby, and this Superman is very abnormal at first glance, so it is better not to let Bizarro fight with the other party. Go head-to-head.

Superman didn't know what to think, and locked Bizarro, a big killer, with Jason and the others.

Iron Man looked at the children locked up with them, and thought about what Superman said just now, "Are you the Robin of this world?"

will ask this question...

Jason asked back: "Are you the Avengers of this world?"

Tony: "Custom guns?"

Jason: "The recoil is close to 0?"

Tony: "Gun/mechanical genius?"

Jason: "Gold medal?"

Jason/Tony: I have confirmed the eyes (signs), they are all from the same world.

After confirming Jason's identity, Tony turned his attention to Bizarro.

"This is?"

Although it is said that the other party looks a little strange, but just looking at this outfit, it is simply saying that I have a very close relationship with Superman.

Jason: "This is Bizarro, my friend."

Bizarro ignored Tony and the others, and looked at Jason without blinking.

Jason smoothed Bizarro's hair, and then told Tony and the others what happened to the earth after they disappeared.

When Jason finished speaking, everyone frowned.

Obviously, in Jason's words, the current form of the earth is simply terrible.

And they, as the main force to protect the earth, are now imprisoned in another world.

Tony felt that if they just sat and waited for their death, the earth might have become the home of aliens when they went back.

Thinking of the superhuman combat power that locked them in, it seems that only Bizarro can bring them out.

Perhaps there are also "rebels" as the superpopulation calls them?

In the super population, the other party obviously thinks that they are with that so-called "rebel army".

But my family knows their own affairs, and they don't know any "rebels" at all.

So if you want to save yourself, you can only rely on yourself.

but--

"Luthor brought it." Thinking of Jason's description of how he knew Bizarro, and where Luthor brought Bizarro from, the answer was pretty clear.And the other party's obvious genetic defect is simply a headache.

Looking at Bizarro's beast-like eyes and zombie-like appearance, the other party seems to be more difficult to control than Hulk. After all, Hulk and the others still have Natasha, but what about Bizarro?

Tony turned his gaze to Jason: "Can you control your friend?"

Jason frowned at the word "control" in Tony's words, he didn't know what the Avengers thought of Hulk, but——

"I said, this is my friend."

Tony: "So?"

"I'm not going to control my friends."

Hearing Jason's words, Banner couldn't help looking at him.

friend?

Tony nodded, "kid, I don't mean anything else, I mean, your friend will..."

Tony scratched his head, not knowing what to say.

At this time, Steve helped Tony complete the sentence, "I think, Tony means, will your friend fight with us?"

"Yes, yes." Jason had a look of embarrassment on his face.

Natasha couldn't help asking: "Is there any problem?"

Jason looked at Bizarro lovingly, "But he's still a baby."

Following Jason's words, everyone couldn't help looking at Bizarro, the huge 'baby'.

Looking at the giant baby, Thor couldn't help poking Banner, and asked in a 'whispered voice': "How old is Hulk?"

He won't fight side by side with them all the time, he's also a baby, right? !

Banner: "Uh..."

He carefully recalled the time when he transformed into Hulk for the first time, and he was sure that Hulk was definitely not a baby, but he seemed to be just a child a little bigger than a baby.

The Avengers, who have employed child labor from the beginning, are silent.

But Tony quickly jumped out of this vicious circle. If you want to hire child labor, doesn't Batman also hire it? And Captain Fantastic in the Justice League doesn't seem to be too old.

Well, he's balanced, he's OK again.

Skip the question of age, they need to know exactly what powers Bizarro inherited from Superman.

Jason recalled the comics he had read, combined with what he had seen these days, and began to list the Avengers one by one: "Super power, super speed, super healing power, steel body, flying ability..."

There are also some Jason has seen in the comics, but has not seen it in reality, so there is no need to say it.

After all, practice is the only criterion for testing truth.

It would be bad if he said some abilities that are in the comics but actually the current Bizarro doesn't have, and finally put Tony and the others into a trap.

Before they could discuss anything with Bizarro, the prison door opened again, and it was not Superman who had just left, but Wonder Woman who looked very wrong.

The opponent's goal was very clear, and he said to Jason as soon as he came up: "You want to save your father, I can help you."

Jason glanced at Tony and the others, and asked Wonder Woman tentatively, "My father? How can you help me?"

"I can take you to where Carl is holding Batman."

Jason looked at Wonder Woman's uniform, which was very similar in style to Superman's uniform, "But why did you help me?"