Jason Confusion Award [Comprehensive British and American]

on the battlefield.

Jason, who was facing such a battlefield for the first time, should have been full of helplessness and panic.But what's amazing is that when even Dick and the others were at a loss, only Jason looked calm, as if he was used to such big scenes.

But he is obviously the little country bumpkin who has just been adopted by Batman and has not been trained for a long time. Why is this happening?

Just when Jason doubted himself, because of those dreams, Xinghuo and Roy, who had honey confidence in Jason, put on a posture of obeying your orders.

9-year-old Jason: ...I'm afraid you are making things difficult for me, Robin.

I don't know what those black holes are thinking, it took away all the older superheroes on the earth, but did not take away the older villains on the earth.

So Amanda from Sky Eye came with her Suicide Squad, and so did the Central City villains...

And Lex Luthor, a capitalist who repeatedly challenges the standpoint of good and evil by virtue of his love and hatred for Superman.When there was no Superman on this earth, he "obliged" to stand on a decent stand, and stood up with the results of his Kryptonian reproduction plan.

When the tall and zombie-like Luthor's research result, wearing a Superman uniform with an "s" reversed, appeared on the battlefield, the members of the Outlaws noticed it immediately.

Jason/Roy/Spark: "Bizzaro?!"

A few small question marks could not help appearing on Lex's extremely clever head, he hasn't said anything yet, how do these little brats know?

Could it be that... his cloning plan has been discovered?

And the reason it wasn't exposed was because Superman wanted to use his plan to reproduce life on Krypton, and Superman was an evil alien, Lex Luthor thought grimly.

As soon as Bizarro appeared, he looked at Jason very clearly.

Lex Luthor: "Bissaro, attack!"

Bizarro faces Jason's direction: stare at—

Confused Lex Luthor: "Bissaro, go to the battlefield?!"

Bizarro faced Jason's direction: "Look at—"

Angry Lex Luthor: "Bizzaro!"

Bizarro faced Jason's direction: "Look at—"

Lex Luthor: Well, the clone is doomed.

Not only Jason himself felt Bizarro's tight man-marking, but also Dick beside Jason felt it.

Reminiscent of Roy and Xinghuo's inexplicable affection for Jason, Dick couldn't help but tease: "So is he also dreaming?"

If the battle is over, he will definitely post a post, and the title Dick has already thought of——

#【Help】My younger brother is a heartthrob, everyone will fall in love with him in their dreams, what should I do?Waiting online, very urgent! !

Jason didn't know if Bizarro was having a dream, but Roy and Xinghuo were greatly affected by the dream, but he could see it.

Come on, you two are already big kids, it's time to learn to fight on your own, why do you have to surround him? !

At this time, Jason, although he had read comics and had strange talents, was restricted by his age and background, and loved to fight alone.Although he is Batman's assistant, he needs to fight with others.

His answer is only one: yes, but not necessary.

Everyone may have such a period of time, from being extremely dependent on their parents to being extremely independent, from having to ask their parents for everything, to thinking that asking parents for help is a manifestation of incompetence. Reasonably seek help from others and cooperate with others.

The arrival of villains such as mutants and Lex eased the pressure on the young heroes, but on the battlefield, the earth side has never been able to gain an overwhelming advantage.On the contrary, they are at a disadvantage compared to each other.

Enemies keep pouring in, but they don't have any backup. The earth's ordinary army comes here, like cannon fodder to die, and even many young heroes who have no super powers and are heroes purely by virtue of fighting skills, He also showed some physical weakness.

The typical representatives are Dick and Jason, and Jason is the first to be unable to hold on.

His age can be called young even among young heroes.Except for Bizarro, who was just born in the laboratory, there should be few smaller than him.

After another /gun/ was fired, he almost missed his /gun.This is the /gun/ with the least recoil that Bruce prepared for him, but no matter how small the recoil is, it still has it.

Seeing that he was about to completely lose his ability to attack, Jason couldn't help but said to Dick: "If I die here, it's fine to write 'The Bitch of Crime Lane' on my tombstone, don't write my name .”

After all, he hasn't made the name Jason Todd great because of himself, so don't lose the face of other Jason Todds.

Hearing what Jason said, Dick thought that the other party still remembered the quarrel he had with him before.He thought Jason was mocking his own prejudice against his crime alley background, so he said that.

The situation on the battlefield left him with no time to explain. If they were all alive, he would definitely explain it clearly to this bastard.While thinking this way, Dick protected Jason, who was about to lose his combat effectiveness, behind him.

Dick didn't explain, but his thoughts were written all over his face.

In fact, Jason really didn't think that way, he just positioned himself that way.

Although he became Robin, the time he became was too short, so short that everyone was still immersed in the shadow left by a generation of Robin.

When people think of Robin and Batman's assistant, they think of the first generation, not the second generation.

So now he can't use Robin, Batman's assistant and other titles to erect monuments.

But it was different with the little guy in Crime Lane, most people saw him that way.Some people might think that he hates Crime Lane and wants to distance himself from it, after all, because of it, he suffered a lot of prejudice.

Crime Alley brought him many bad memories, it destroyed his home and caused him untold harm.Jason hated it, hated it, but he never denied it.

Granted it's all bad, but that's where his roots are.

Will Batman give up on Gotham's incorrigibility?

He hadn't done that, and neither had Jason.

And after getting the "Bible", Jason had one more reason not to give up there—it was the place where Jason Todd was born.

Jason Todd in countless parallel universes mostly grew up in Crime Alley, where the sharpness and unyieldingness of his character were shaped, making him unique and shining.

When Dick swung his club at the alien in front of him, an alien sneaked up behind him and raised his weapon at Jason.

At this moment, Bizarro, who had been standing still, moved. He rushed towards Jason at a speed comparable to that of the Flash. While smashing the alien attacking Jason, the aftermath almost made Jason fly out.

Faced with this situation, Jason didn't know if it was because he had read the comics, and he had an inexplicable feeling of "I knew it was like this" in his heart.

Seeing himself in command for a long time, Bizarro, who was motionless, flew away when the little boy of Batman's family was in danger, Lex Luthor felt that this boy was raised for nothing.

At this moment, his state of mind is quite similar to that of many old fathers who feel that "a married daughter has set aside water".

As for Jason, who was rescued by Bizarro, to be honest, he was very confused.

Because after the other party smashed the alien who attacked him, he looked straight at him, as if saying: You will be the next one to be smashed.

Jason: Come on, my good son (bushi) brother, I will be your man in the future.

Under Bizarro's stare, Jason moved a little, and then Bizarro's eyeballs also rolled a little bit.

Should it be said that it is a clone of a dog super Premier League man? The other party behaved like a silly dog ​​who saw the bone.

And he, without a doubt, was that bone.

Jason Bones Todd couldn't bear it any longer, he took out a small Superman doll from his Robin belt, and stuffed it into the opponent's hand.

As for why he has this in his belt?

Don't ask, even if you ask, he doesn't know.

And his behavior attracted the attention of Dick and Lex Luthor.

At the same time, this behavior also made Bizarro's attention finally no longer on him.

Just as Jason was about to breathe a sigh of relief, Bizarro suddenly rushed towards Jason with the Superman doll in his hand, and hugged Jason in his arms.

Even though Bizarro was born in the laboratory not long ago, his physique is as big as several Jasons combined.

Jason was held in his arms, and the visual effect was as if a husky had pressed a kitten under his belly, and the kitten had only one small paw tremblingly exposed.

Jason, who evolved from a bone to a kitten, struggled in Bizarro's arms.

The other party's hug was really too tight, although not so tight that it would break his bones, but he was really about to suffocate.

Except for Roy and Starfire, most of the people present regarded Bizarro's actions as an attack on Jason. Compared with a strange product from Lex Luthor's laboratory, they naturally preferred Batman's assistant!

So while fighting against the aliens, many people with spare energy attacked Bizarro wholeheartedly.

Jason, who was held tightly in Bizarro's arms, couldn't see this, but he heard Roy and Xinghuo yelling: "Bizaro get out of here!"

Almost subconsciously, Jason casts the teleportation spell that once brought him to Robin Jason's world.With a flash of dazzling light, Bizarro and Jason disappeared in place together, and those attacks on Bizarro naturally fell through.

After the war, everyone thought about Jason's disappearance in this way——

Robin was carried by Bizarro and disappeared, which means that Robin was taken away by Bizarro, and Bizarro was brought by Lex Luthor, so the truth is that Lex Luthor took Robin away !

At this moment, everyone forgot about their attack on Bizarro and the prompts from Roy and Xinghuo.They only remembered what they had come to the conclusion that the cauldron belonged to Lex Luthor.

Lex Luthor: You really know how to remember!

Lex Luthor, who had a big scapegoat from the sky, once again felt that he brought Bizarro to the battlefield today, and he was simply full and idle.

But it was obvious that the other party behaved obediently in the laboratory, except for eating and sleeping.

Who knew that as soon as he arrived here, or saw the child in Batman's house, he immediately felt like seeing a thief's husky.