Jason Confusion Award [Comprehensive British and American]

Holding the newspaper, Dick hurried back to Gotham without stopping.

After entering Wayne Manor, before Dick could see his "overworked" old father, he bumped into Jason head-on.

Dick didn't ask: "Why are you here", such mentally retarded questions.

After all, he was able to see the "great achievements" of his old father in the newspaper, and naturally he could also see Gotham's second "lucky boy" reported in the newspaper.

Yes, the first one is himself.

Although Dick had a vague premonition in that human laboratory before, when he really welcomed the second cub, Dick found that he still couldn't accept it immediately.

At this time, he was not the big brother who was later called "Mother Bird".

Now he is just an instant noodle (fxxkbatman) boy who just left home.

Just when he was hesitating about how to treat the other party, Jason greeted him casually, then turned and left without hesitation.

Looking at the back of the other party, Dick's greeting words were held in his throat, and he almost suffocated himself to death.I just don't know why, looking at the other person's back, Dick inexplicably feels familiar, as if he has seen it somewhere.

Dick didn't forget why he came back today, and after suppressing his doubts, he began to look for Bruce.

After searching for a long time, in the restaurant, Dick saw Bruce who looked at Ah Fu with a face of refusal.

"I really don't need this." Baby Bruce's voice was as refusal as his face.

The butler didn't give in to Baby Bruce's refusal, "No, master, what you need, the store where I go to buy medicine, there is a sign at the door that the young are not strong enough to nourish the kidneys, the old man is just sad."

Dick glanced at it, and found that what was placed in front of Bruce seemed to be a tonic, and it was a tonic for the kidneys.

If it wasn't for Alfred being here, Dick would have almost squealed with laughter.

Should!

Although Dick restrained himself due to the existence of the housekeeper, his muffled laughter still caught Bruce's attention.

Actually, as early as the moment Dick came here, Bruce had already noticed it. To be honest, he didn't expect that the other party would come back at this time.

Thinking of today's newspaper, Bruce pursed his lips, as if he understood why the other party came back.

It turns out that this kind of news actually has the function of letting the big baby who ran away from home return home?

But even if there is, Bruce doesn't want to have a second time.

After looking up and down Bruce, who had just had stories with ten women that he had to tell, Dick asked with concern and a bit of teasing: "Bruce, are your kidneys okay?"

Although he had a bad fight with the other party before, they are family anyway.

This point will not be changed by a little... a billion points of conflict.

"I'm fine, I'm fine." Bruce sullenly tried to maintain his old father's image.However, as early as when the story of him and ten women appeared in the newspaper, he had no image to speak of with his eldest son.

Jason, who was standing on the stairs, listened to the small voices from the dining room, and couldn't help but retract his hand holding the railing slightly.

Dick, the Robin of the first generation, the golden boy, is really different.

But so what? !

He's the best Jason Todd ever!

He doesn't need to compare with anyone, he just needs to be a better version of himself, that's enough.

Withdrawing his attention over there, Jason returned to his room.

The "Bible", which means a lot to him, is placed in the center of the bookshelf in the room.

After taking it off gently, Jason didn't open it immediately, but caressed the cover of the book carefully.

The way he looked at this book didn't look like he was reading a book, but rather like he was watching a miracle, looking at a loved one.

Even Bruce, at least the current Bruce, couldn't compare to this book in Jason's mind.

Perhaps for Jason Todd in other worlds, Batman was the hand that pulled him out of the darkness.

But to Jason, the book was the hand.

It appeared in Jason's life earlier than Batman, and it replaced many Batman's supposed positions.

And it's still so specific.

It loves and only loves Jason.

It brought a miracle to Jason, and only Jason could see this miracle.

This is an existence unique to Jason, unique and irreplaceable.

Let's put it this way, if Bruce and the book fall into the river at the same time, then Jason's choice now is definitely to save the book first.

Some people say that love has no reason.But there are reasons for liking, and love often evolves from liking.

Bruce has brought a lot to Jason, but they still spend too little time together. The deep feelings and love need to be accumulated and precipitated.

As for Bruce and Jason, they still need more time and getting along.

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Dick, who came back early in the morning, did not leave immediately after condolences to his hard-working old father.

At lunch time, the atmosphere at the table was frozen with a little embarrassment.

Dick had a very stiff, business-like smile on his face, and he looked at Jason almost hesitating to speak, but he couldn't say anything.

As for how he felt when he learned that the Wayne family had won a second cub, it was a bit like a big child who went out to study and suddenly found out that his parents had a second child, and it was a bit like a cat who went out to play and found out that there was another child at home. cat.

All in all, very complicated.

He didn't have any bad feelings for Jason, but if he had much affection, he didn't have any.

Compared to Dick's hesitant to speak, Jason didn't look at anyone at the table, and focused on eating with his head down.

He doesn't feel that he needs to please anyone, nor does he feel that he must have a good relationship with Dick, it's best if he can get along well, and it doesn't matter if he can't.

He didn't owe Dick anything, and he didn't use the pet name Dick's mother gave Dick, so what was there to talk about?

Jason, who has been living like a little lone wolf in the crime alley, doesn't look like he can talk to all kinds of people, but in fact his social skills are not very high.

In this atmosphere of two cubs, the old father felt that even if he was with ten women, it would be easier than staying with two cubs.

The old father is really too difficult, really.

Maybe everyone would think that Jason who came to this house later would be the one who was reserved and at a loss, but this was not the case.

Pretentious and at a loss is because you care too much.Although Jason cares a little about Bruce now, he hasn't cared too much about this family yet.

Here is a choice, a warm and moving choice, but he is not the only choice.

Do you expect a kid from Crime Lane to just get something and immediately get his heart out?

Not even Jason Todd in those comics would do that.

After an awkward lunch, everyone went their separate ways.

Well water does not violate river water, perhaps this is the best way for Dick and Jason to get along now.

As for more, it is still too early for them now.

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Before, no matter how Dick insinuated, he didn't get the reason why the news appeared from Bruce.

But when night came and saw the little red head in the Batcave, Dick thought he knew.

At this moment, what Bruce experienced, the heart beat violently accompanied by the feeling of suffocation, Dick also experienced.

In his mind, a series of headlines emerged——

#shock!Robin left because of him

Behind #Robin's departure is the clown's victory

#男孩女女泪, the stories Joker, Batman and Robin have to tell

……

During the night patrol, looking at the little red head following behind, Dick almost slipped and fell off the gargoyle.

Although he stood still with his nimble skills, he still received a subtle gaze from his second brother.Dick looked at the red head of his second brother who could change his expression. Although the expression was linear, it vividly conveyed an emotion called contempt.

Dick covered his face, feeling the suffocating heartbeat. Before Bruce's "Two Cubs and Red Head" ptsd was healed, Dick also got "Two Cubs and Red Head" ptsd.

#One family, one disease.

#Pain is contagious.

#gotham new infectious disease, specifically infects members of the bat family, wearing a mask is useless unless you wear an eye mask

"Hmm..." Looking at his second brother's red head, Dick didn't know how to address him for a while.

Is he going to call the other party Red Hood?

No need to call out, just thinking about it, Dick's "Second Brother and Red Head" ptsd is about to explode.

Dick, who really didn't know what to say, turned around to look at Bruce, and asked with a complicated face: "So tomorrow, Bruce Wayne will have some stories that have to be told with a few women?"

Bruce Batman Wayne: ...

"Cut!" Jason's voice came from under the red head, and a stick figure-like pouted expression appeared on the surface of the red head.

This is a new magic that Jason improved based on a prank magic that Zatanna once gave him.

"Can't I do this?" Jason looked at Dick's new uniform that looked like a stripper, and felt that his uniform was much cooler than the other's.

"Uh..." Dick replied tactfully and embarrassingly, "It is possible but not necessary."

The manic instant noodle (fxxkbatman) boy was finally defeated by the red head.

It was just too suffocating.

At this moment, Dick had an ostrich thought that he never wanted to read the newspaper again.