Jason Confusion Award [Comprehensive British and American]

It's funny to say, Jason is already five years old, and this TV has been there for five years, but this is the first time Jason has watched animation.

Seeing this, the young Jason was completely attracted by this animation.

At the beginning of the animation, a middle-aged man with two temples and white hair appeared, and then there was the back of their Gotham vigilante riding a bat motorcycle, and then the clown holding a crowbar, beating...

Jason blinked, and moved a little closer to the TV with some uncertainty.

If he read correctly, the person being beaten by the clown seems to be Robin?

But this Robin doesn't have green scale shorts, the production team is too careless.

You must know that although the Vigorous Duo has not been established for many years, even in winter, Robin's thighs are bare when he is patrolling at night.

However, in this animation, it is very bold to dare to appear as a clown.

A cartoon like this with blood/gore/violence/force/plot at the beginning, if it is in another place, it will definitely be complained.But for the children of Crime Lane, they can usually see the real live version by squatting in the corner.

The bloody/gory scenes in this kind of animation, logically speaking, are just trivial to Jason.But for some reason, Jason felt inexplicably flustered when he saw the crowbar hitting Robin who was lying on the ground.

And when he saw that Batman failed to save Robin in time in the animation, Jason didn't want to continue watching.After all, their Gotham vigilantes are not so weak.How could Batman fail to save Robin?

But then Batman hugged Robin's corpse and shouted the name, which made Jason temporarily dispel the idea of ​​not watching it.

Robin in this animation is also called Jason.

But so what if it's called Jason, after all, it's all fucked up.

Thinking of this, Jason panicked.

This feeling is a bit like the feeling he felt when he was beaten by his mother's father, and it's a bit like the feeling when he saw his mother taking drugs, but it's a little different.Jason, who was only five years old, didn't know how to describe this feeling.

Watching the TV, he thought that the next plot would be Batman killing the Joker to avenge Robin Robin named Jason.

However, the five-year-old Jason still doesn't know that there is a word in this world called "the principle of no killing".

There is no Batman's revenge plot in the animation, a picture change, Gotham in the animation has arrived five years later.

Next, for a few brief seconds, an overhead view of Gotham plays.

Even though Jason hadn't left Crime Alley since he was born, he had an inexplicable feeling that Gotham was supposed to be like this - grand and dirty, beautiful and dark.

But to Jason's surprise, the name of the black mask appeared in the next animation plot.

Although Jason was only a five-year-old child when watching this animation, there are few children in Crime Alley who don't know about Black Mask.

Here, the opponent's name is even more intimidating than the Joker and Batman.

And compared to others, Jason also had a special contact with the other party.

In a sense, the other party can be regarded as Jason's "savior".

As I said before, in Crime Alley, a beautiful boy like Jason is much more dangerous than some beautiful girls, or even sexy women.

Although Jason was smart and clever, he was still too young after all, and neither of his parents was capable of protecting him.

Once, Jason was caught, and together with several other boys, girls, and several men and women, was given to Black Mask as a gift.

But I don't know if the other party is not good at this, but the way the person holding Jason looked at the black mask angered the black mask.Anyway, Jason came back safe and sound, but the person who arrested him died without a place to bury him.

And maybe because Jason was too calm compared to the others, Black Mask even praised him a few words.

Jason even felt that if he was a few years older, or if he had said something at the time, maybe the other party would really have kept him.But instead of doing that kind of thing, he was left behind as a capable subordinate to be cultivated.

Perhaps for many people in Crime Alley, this is a rare opportunity.But Jason was different. Although he was still young at that time, he knew very well that he and Black Mask would not be the same.

And he hates gangsters!

End the memories and return to the animation.

Counting carefully, until now, in this animation, not only Batman and Robin, but also the Joker and Black Mask have appeared.

Jason has a little admiration for the people who made this animation. How big is this?

Jason dared to bet that the other party estimated that the grass on the grave was several meters high.

In another world, a director who was drinking coffee at home suddenly sneezed.

Just when a group of drug dealers got together for a meeting, a cute guy with a red head suddenly appeared.The other party held an AK-47 and made a "sudden, sudden" pass, and then announced that he would take over the drug business.

Seeing this, Jason hated this guy a little.Obviously, when he saw the handsome appearance of the opponent when he came out, Jason liked him quite a bit, but Jason hates drugs!

But maybe children are fickle. After hearing that the other party asked drugs/drugs to stay away from children, Jason didn't hate him so much, but he didn't like him either.

In Jason's view, drugs should not exist.

Not long after, a new character appeared in the animation.

The other party was wearing a black tights with blue lines and bat patterns printed on it, and the other party was wearing a domino mask of the same style as Robin's.

The subtitles say this is Nightwing - the original Robin.

Seeing this, Jason had a small question mark in his head.

What is the original Robin?

Isn't Batman just a Robin, and isn't Robin beaten?

However, the cooperation between Batman and this guy named Night Wing in the animation really looks like a dynamic duo.

Watching the wonderful fighting moves in the animation, the little Jason couldn't help but dance along.

However, Batman and Nightwing failed to catch up with the red-headed guy, and the other party killed someone under their noses. Jason didn't know who to call OOC.

Although Jason has never been in contact with Batman, as a vigilante in Gotham, the other party will definitely not be like the one in the animation!

However, the Batman in the animation is actually called Bruce, which made Jason think of the most famous and richest guy in Gotham—Bruce; Wayne.

This should be the worst time Batman has been hacked.

Batman = Bruce; Wayne?

Jason shook his head, thinking it was absolutely impossible.