Jason Confusion Award [Comprehensive British and American]

Because of the quarrel with Batman, Dick, who was left in the Batmobile by Batman, was filled with displeasure.

An idea that had crossed his mind not so long ago reappeared.

Maybe, it's time.

Thinking of the buildings that Bruce donated to Gotham University, thinking of the other party's desire to control himself, thinking of the other party's request not to allow this or that...

Dick grows up, he can't be Robin forever, and he can't be Batman's sidekick forever.

After all, a person in his teens wearing this Robin uniform can still be said to be youthful and lively. If he wears the Robin uniform after he grows up to the figure of Batman, it will be a bit eye-catching.

But what Dick didn't know was that he was really thinking too much.He has practiced acrobatics since he was a child, and he will be the shortest cub among male adults in the Bat family in the future, and his figure has not reached the level of Batman.

Not knowing that he would become the shortest Dick in the family in the future, he glanced at the Batmobile, turned around and left.Batman asked him to stay here, but he didn't!

Dick, who left the Batmobile, was walking around when he saw a thief.

Looking at the girl who seemed to be prying a tire not far away, Dick couldn't help squinting his eyes.

The other party's back looks a little familiar.The car that the other party was prying looked more familiar.

And this girl was too focused on prying the tires, her face was covered in ashes and she just wiped it off casually, her little face was so gaudy and cute.

Dick: I have a bold idea...

When Jason finally finished prying the tires and straightened up to take away the "trophy" between him, he looked up and saw Robin who was only a few steps away from him.

Jason: Whoa—

Is the other party a ghost? Why is there no movement at all?

And he has already avoided the Batmobile, why did he meet again? !

Now, Jason can still recall how he felt when he saw the Batmobile parked there in Crime Alley yesterday.What's the difference between putting an unattended Batmobile in front of a guy who skids tires for a living, and putting a table of delicious food in front of a hungry man?

This is a crime!

Batman is so cruel!

How about prying one yourself?Jason thought to himself.

But considering his future plans, Jason reluctantly gave up this tempting idea.

Forget it, what if you get caught?

Jason reluctantly gave up on the Batmobile, but when he saw a luxury car parked in Crime Alley today, he couldn't restrain the prehistoric power in his body anymore!

Jason: I want to pry it, don't let anyone stop me!

I don't know if I don't pry it. After prying it, Jason found that the tires of this luxury car are really difficult to pry.But it's not a big problem, Jason thinks he can do it.

Another Batmobile Disguised as a Luxury Car:  …

One, two, three... Just as Jason finished prying the fourth and was about to call it a day, he was caught by Robin.

What a "lying/trough" this is!

Jason, who was full of "fuck/slot", almost forgot that he was still a "girl" at this time.

But with Robin saying "girl", Jason remembered.

After silently picking up his avatar, Jason tried to squeeze out a few fake tears, looking weak, pitiful and helpless.

Facing the crying "girl", the future humanoid self-propelled gun immediately launched its sweet talk skills.

If he had faced a real girl today, maybe he would have succeeded, but what a pity he faced Jason—a real boy.

So Dick found that the other party not only did not stop crying, but also cried harder.

Jason: This Dickie bird is making me sick!

Facing this "girl" who kept crying, it was the first time that Dick felt at a loss when it came to women. God knows that when he faced women before, no one from the age of 80 to the age of 8 loved Robin.

"Don't cry..." Dick couldn't figure out why the other party was crying so hard. Could it be that he was discovered by him for doing something bad, "Don't worry, Robin won't hit the little girl."

Jason's disgraced face from prying the tire was even more horrible after being washed away by tears.But perhaps it was precisely because the face looked so hideous that his eyes, full of life, looked wonderfully beautiful in contrast.

Of course, even without comparison, Jason still has a pair of beautiful blue eyes.

Under Dick's good words, Jason stopped crying, "You won't hit me, so will you arrest me?"

Jason glanced at the tire he had just pried off, and asked worriedly.

In his heart, Jason was still slowly thinking about his next script.

Jason: Don't ask, asking is an actor's self-cultivation.

And after hearing Jason's words, Dick seemed to understand why the other party was crying.He glanced at the tire and blinked his own eyes. "If you'd like to put the tire back on."

Of course Jason was unwilling, but he was also very clear that he was no match for Robin at the moment, and he was very eager to leave before Batman came here.

After all, he did so much before, not just to avoid the other party. He didn't want to go around for a long time before everything returned to the original point.

In fact, this more than a month of life is a good proof that even if he is not adopted by Batman, Jason can live a good life on his own... Well, it is not very good, at least not as good as Wei Wei. Eun's rich man lives, but at least he can survive on his own.

If that's the case, why should he interfere in other people's lives? !

In this world, there is no one who cannot live without him.Ever since seeing those cartoons, even if Jason didn't think about it, before he realized it, his heart had actually crossed Batman.

Although Jason's family background was not good, he was no less proud than anyone else.He didn't want to become like in the comics, giving himself up completely, and seeing Batman as his most important person.

Under Dick's watchful eyes, Jason, who silently put the tire back on, gave Dick a questioning look.

After discovering that the other party seemed to have no intention of stopping him from leaving, Jason was already planning to slip away.

But I don't know if Jason is the one who committed the crime of Tai Sui today. He is far away from the Batmobile, but he met Robin and Batman successively.

"What are you doing?" Batman, who couldn't find Dick next to the Batmobile, walked along the road and found that his son was confronting a little girl.

Yes, from Batman's point of view, Dick and Jason are in a state of confrontation.

Startled by Batman's voice, Jason almost ran away.

But he knew very well that if he really ran away at this time, it would really attract Batman's attention.

Jason, who didn't want to attract the other party's attention at all, could only stand stiffly on the spot, with a face that was very realistic showing a little girl doing bad things, and managed to escape from Robin's hands, but It's the way it will look after meeting Batman.

Frankly speaking, Jason doesn't like this kind of acting at all, but whether it's avoiding the black mask or Batman, he has been relying on his acting skills to survive recently.

For a few moments, Jason felt that his persistence was meaningless. Without Bruce Wayne's adoption, in such a world that has not been changed by The Flash, maybe he would accomplish nothing.

But then, Jason felt that he was so low for thinking like this!

If he can achieve nothing without someone, it can only mean that he was born to achieve nothing, and the reason why he can achieve something is not because of himself, but because of others.

This kind of him made Jason feel like he hated himself.

So it was just a few moments, and fleeting moments at that.

Robin wouldn't embarrass a girl, and neither would Batman.In fact, not every criminal has the opportunity to get Batman's "love fist", at least a little girl who prys a tire is not going to get this kind of treatment.

Seeing that Batman didn't care about his plan, Jason withdrew carefully.

Just when he thought it was over like this, an "uninvited guest" who came to the church broke Jason's thoughts.