Jason Confusion Award [Comprehensive British and American]

When the LEGO Jason finally finished his own "beep beep", Jason said: "So where do you want to go next?"

Suddenly, Jason seemed to see a confused look on the Lego figure's face.

What the hell, how on earth did he see the emotional changes in the lines on a Lego villain's face, Jason felt that he might never be able to look directly at Lego again when he went back.

"Find an Internet cafe first and clear the game?" Lego Jason said uncertainly.

Jason:  …

OK, here's a Jason Todd who's missing the social beat.

Through the Bible, Jason has seen countless 'Jason Todds'.They have different experiences, but the general direction is almost the same, and they all lead to the same goal.

Only this LEGO Jason Todd standing in front of him now feels that the other party seems to be incompatible with their painting style, and there is a strange similarity.

At this moment, Jason was inexplicably fortunate. Fortunately, he had never seen Lego Jason through the Bible when he was young. Otherwise, it is really hard to say what he would be like now. After all, he was still in the third view at that time An important period of shaping.

Following Lego Jason's words, Jason continued to ask: "What about after the game is cleared?"

He thought that in this way, the other party could consider going home.

But it turns out that Jason doesn't know much about an Internet addicted teenager who loves games.Anyone who loves games knows that there is no end of the game, even if there is, they can find the next one.

After the next one, there's the next one.As the saying goes: gamers, gamers, gamers are always moving people.

So Lego Jason replied without hesitation: "Find the next game."

"What about Batman?" Jason looked at the Robin uniform on the opponent, "Don't you want to be Robin?"

Not to mention the "Jason Todd" that Jason saw in the comics, who were so excited to be Robin.Even Jason Todd, who has read comics, was happy and excited when he became Robin.

It's fine if Jason doesn't mention Batman, but when he mentions Batman, Lego Jason gets angry.

Not only did the other party unplug the wire when his game was about to be cleared, but he didn't even leave him alone when he left.Obviously I turned back three times at one step, but the other party still didn't keep me, it was clear that I was going to drive me away, it was too much!

Lego Batman: I'm not, I'm not, don't talk nonsense!

As for Robin, what kind of Robin should I be, to delay playing games by myself.

So Jason saw Lego Jason suddenly jump up angrily, then reached out and pulled his entire Robin uniform off his body, and then he took out a set of regular uniforms from nowhere, like building blocks Pressing on himself in the same way, the clothes are changed like this.

Jason, who was watching, couldn't help being dumbfounded. The cow is still your Lego villain, this operation is too 666.

Jason looked down at the clothes on his body, and felt that he might need to ask Lego Jason for advice on the correct undressing and dressing postures of the Lego villains.

Before Jason could say anything, he was dragged onto the motorcycle by Lego Jason, and then the other party rode the motorcycle and carried him, driving all the way towards the Internet cafe.

Watching LEGO Jason wanting to smuggle in, but being looked at by the boss with a look like why are you here again, and blocking him with the reason that minors are not allowed to enter, Jason felt that this scene was not good. There are a lot of points, and I don’t know which one to complain about first.

It is said that Gotham's Internet cafe owners are already so moral, conscientious, and principled that they would not allow minors to enter.It's normal to say that things like this happen in Metropolis or Central City, but in Gotham, it's been a long time.

After being rejected, Lego Jason was not discouraged. He turned around and took Jason to a hypermarket under the name of Wayne Group, where he frantically bought a batch of game consoles and several computers.

Watching the other party's skillful drawing of cards and listening to the other party's analysis and evaluation of various games, Jason only has six things to say: ...

How are you, my peer, don't give up on yourself just because you are a LEGO villain.LEGO Jason Todd, wake up!

You must know Lego Jason's love for games, even Batman can't stop him, he can only cut off the Internet to warn, but in exchange for Lego Jason's anger and leave.Lego Batman can't stop Lego Jason, let alone Jason.

So he watched the little Lego figurine dragging the big Lego parcel box towards him.

This scene made Jason feel a little bit of Bruce's feeling when he saw himself put on the red hood.

Jason: Today, I am a ptsd patient.

After buying the game console, Lego Jason took Jason to a villa he had just rented.

Looking at the magnificent villa, after leaving Batman, Jason, who was so poor that he could only support himself by washing dishes, couldn't help asking, "Where did your money come from?"

"Bruce gave it."

Although Bruce Wayne is a Gotham rich man who only gives his children $5 a week, as Batman, he gave each Robin a black card and let them put it in his belt in case of emergency.

Jason: That's pretty enviable.

In fact, Bruce also gave it to him, but it was destroyed in the explosion long ago.

Looking at Lego Jason who is addicted to the game and can't extricate himself, Jason feels that the world is so sandy, I need to go out and see.

So as soon as he went out, he saw the face of Lego Clown in a shopping mall.

I saw the other party driving a toy-like Lego car, rampaging around.The buildings and Lego figures he hit turned into Lego blocks.

A scene of a clown doing evil, in the Lego world, abruptly becomes a look of tearing down building blocks.

Before Jason stepped forward to do something, Batman appeared.Yes, in broad daylight, Batman appeared with his cloak covering half of his face, and there was a female reporter following him.

Jason felt like he was about to crack.

Batman, are you okay, Batman?

Looking at the Lego version of Batman, facing the camera without dodging or dodging, and even posing without a trace, Jason felt that this Batman really deserves to be Lego Batman, as weird as Lego himself (but cute love).

Then, Batman meets the Joker, and they engage in a play-by-play Lego minifigure fight, with a little bit of "am I the one you hate most" type of school chicken bickering.

In the end, Lego Batman successfully defeated the Lego Clown, and broke his beloved car into a clown with parts, and said with tears in his eyes.

Jason felt that he was really wrong. He shouldn't think that the Lego version of himself addicted to games is too weird, so that he won't run out to see this world of sand sculptures.If he didn't run out, naturally he wouldn't be able to see the sand sculpture scene.

If he continued to watch, Jason felt that he might not be able to look directly at Bruce when he went back.

Why does the Lego equivalent of the other party look so weird (cute and cute).

After handing over the clown to the police, Lego Batman faced the reporter's rainbow fart, and the corners of his mouth slightly raised a few degrees.Then he coughed a few more times, and deliberately lowered his voice and said, "This is what I should do."

Then, the other party left with a cool gesture.

After the whole process, Jason's whole three views are not good.

With complicated and delicate emotions, Jason quietly followed.

So he saw Lego Batman standing on the roof of a house, he stepped forward, raised his cape, and said, "I am revenge, I am the night, and I am Batman!"

Seeing this scene, Jason couldn't help but think of some butler's private collection of videos he had seen at Alfred's when Batman first debuted.

In one scene, Batman, who has just debuted, said in a low voice in the darkness: "I am revenge, I am the night, and I am Batman!"

But at that time, Batman had just debuted.And this LEGO Batman, he even adopted his second son, and he is still saying this, it's just...

Jason, who was shocked by Lego Batman, was accidentally discovered by Batman, so Jason saw Lego Batman turn around, his eyebrows and eyes moved, and he made a frowning gesture.

If the real-life version of Bruce made this action, it would definitely be full of deterrence, but when the Lego villain made this action, what Jason felt was only cute.

Watching LEGO Batman, Jason felt like he was seeing an animated version of Bruce.Although the other party's painting style is strange, even though Jason's three views are shocking, he is actually cute.

"you……"

LEGO Batman: "Who are you?"

Looking at Batman, who is inexplicably cute even though his face is serious, Jason: This is a foul.

"Well... I am..."

Looking at Jason's speechless Lego Batman, he showed an expression that you can't lie to me, and said firmly and confidently: "I know, you are Jason from another world."

Jason: You actually know, so why are you asking me?

Enduring it, Jason didn't speak out the complaints.

Jason: Forget it, I don't care about Lego villains.

Batman walked to Jason's side step by step with his little Lego feet. While the other party was observing him closely, Jason found that the two white lenses on the other party's mask had turned into a large and small shape.

Is this new technology in the LEGO world, for the look-out look?

After leaning back a little to avoid this overly cute Batman, Jason asked awkwardly but politely: "How do you know?"

Next, Jason saw the other party's large and small lenses change back to the original, and then the other party put on a pose with a sense of ceremony: "Because I am Batman."

Jason, who should cooperate with the other party's performance, really wanted to turn a blind eye.

He was a little afraid that he would continue to watch, and he couldn't help laughing.

This is too funny, why is there such a funny Batman!

Jason: Batman like this, please give me another dozen.It would be even better if it could be brought back to show Bruce.

At this time, Jason regretted why he didn't bring a camera.If he took it with him, he could have photographed all of this, wouldn't it be more interesting than the family portrait in Wayne Manor.