Jason Confusion Award [Comprehensive British and American]

After finishing working at the bar today, Jason suddenly remembered that Alice seemed to be running out of diapers, so on the way home, Jason bought a new pack of diapers.In the process of buying diapers, Jason saw a Superman doll not far away, and bought one as well, just as a child to play with.

Regardless of the fact that Jason is currently doing jobs that don't make much money, but all he bought for Alice was the best he could buy.

It can be said that the life Jason provided for Alice was better than his own childhood, but sometimes, Jason couldn't help but wonder, is Alice satisfied with her current life?

A novice father will inevitably encounter many problems when raising a child, so Jason will set aside a certain amount of time to attend gatherings among neighbors and wives with children.

Regardless of Jason's appearance or temperament, he is full of the demeanor of a gangster, but when he sits among a group of housewives with Alice in his arms, there is no sense of disobedience.Not only is there no sense of disobedience, but the picture is also quite harmonious.

Often attending such gatherings, Jason could not help but hear a lot of gossip from parents.

Jason's ears were stuffed full of which man and woman cheated, which child was rebellious, what son thought his mother was ugly, and his family was poor.

What your end point is just someone else's starting point, and Jason didn't listen to chicken soup like what background determines vision.

Whether money is more important or company is more important is also a question often discussed by wives.

As for Jason, the question becomes, is money important, or a stable life?

As a former bat cub, even if he lost his memory, it would not affect Jason to make plans and plan for the future.

Although Alice is only one year old now, Jason has already started thinking about what university the other party will go to in the future.

Raising a child is really expensive.Even if the child is still young, the cost is already high, and when the other party grows up, the cost will definitely be even greater.

Moreover, Alice's constitution is weak, and in case of any illness, the money will definitely be sent to the hospital with a lot of money.

In addition, if Alice has any hobbies in the future, especially those hobbies that cost money, the cost will definitely be very high.

By washing dishes and working in bars, Jason may be able to support Alice without any accidents, but what about in the future?

When Alice introduces her family to other children in the future, is she going to tell others that my father washes dishes?

Because he was a man raising children alone, and he didn't look too old, Jason actually heard some gossip.Even though they didn't have any malicious intentions, Jason was still worried.

Because even he can hear it, let alone the children in those people's families.Hearing this kind of talk since they were young, it's not hard to guess what they think of Alice.

Don't underestimate the child's language. The child's language may be the most unintentional, but sometimes it hurts the most.

As long as he thinks about the future of his own Alice, especially if it is because of himself, Jason will be in a bad mood.

Jason walked while thinking, and when he was about to reach the door, he suddenly felt a pulling force in the void, and then the sky was spinning...

When Jason stood still in a daze, what came into his sight was a huge monster that seemed to be rushing towards him, and the other party shouted loudly while pounced: "The man is red!"

Jason's brain yelled frantically: Get out of the way.

But Jason's body stood there motionless, allowing the huge monster to rush towards him, hug him and lift him up high.

Jason looked down at the person who raised him up, and what he saw was a zombie-like face.

Did he time travel?

Or have you traveled to a strange world like Resident Evil?

And "male red", what kind of strange name is this?

Bruce on the side looked at Bizarro, whom he defined as dangerous, and jumped at the suddenly appearing person like a child.

That person is...

"Jason?" Bruce looked at the man who appeared suddenly in disbelief. His son, whom he had been looking for for a long time, suddenly appeared like this.

In the words of the East, it is - there is nowhere to find if you break through the iron shoes, and it takes no effort to get it.

Moreover, when the other party appeared, he seemed to be carrying a bag of...

ennnn, diapers?

So what did Jason do during the time he disappeared, Bruce had a question mark over his head that hadn't appeared in a long time.

While Bruce was in surprise, shock and astonishment, Jason was still looking at Bizarro intently.

Maybe it's because he's used to raising children, and Bizarro himself has a childish look (Jason thinks), Jason subconsciously said in the same tone he said to Alice: "Put me down quickly."

"No!" Bizarro said firmly.

The opponent's tightened arms almost made Jason suffocate, "Be obedient, let me go!"

"No, Bizarro!" He looked down at Jason, his eyes that used to be filled with tyranny and hostility, but now there was a trace of persistence and simplicity, "Male red, don't disappear."

Hearing what the other party said, several images suddenly flashed in Jason's mind.

It seemed to be Christmas Eve, and there were many people sitting around me, their figures were blurred, but one of them was very similar to Bizarro.

"You..." Jason subconsciously put his hand on the other's shoulder, "Bizaro?"

Seeing the ignorant and fierce eyes of the other party, Jason subconsciously took out the Superman doll he bought in the store.

Bruce on the side watched them handing them one by one and picking them up by one, having a great time.

The old father, who was ignored by his second cub, couldn't help feeling a little sad.

My son hasn't seen him until now, when did his sense of Batman's presence become so weak?

If you want to ask Bruce's current mood, it is the lemon fruit on the lemon tree, and there is only me under the lemon tree.

In fact, Batman's sense of presence is naturally not weak, but Jason thought that he had come to Gotham not long ago to meet Batman on a narrow road.Out of a little guilty conscience and the fact that he now thinks he has "quit from the arena", in order not to get into any trouble, Jason refrains himself from looking at where Batman is.

And I don't know why, as long as he thinks of Batman, Jason has very complicated feelings.Some seem to be joyful, and some are like anger. God knows where this emotion comes from!

Seeing that Bizarro's attention was diverted a little by the Superman doll, while Batman in the distance was still staring at him, Jason decided to 'go ahead'.

Just when he activated his magic and was about to leave, he found a suction force coming from Bizarro's body, preventing him from using magic to leave here.

So Jason simply grabbed Bizarro and used magic.

Bruce realized that Jason wanted to leave almost the moment Jason grabbed Bizarro. Before he could stop him, a dark red light appeared on Bizarro, and then the two of them disappeared. In place.

Looking at the place where Bizarro and Jason disappeared, Bruce exuded a frightening low pressure all over his body.

Once again, Jason disappeared in front of him again.

Doesn't he have something to say to himself?

Didn't he say that he should let himself wait for him?

He waited, but why wasn't Jason willing to come back?

Thinking of the clown still in Arkham, Bruce couldn't help thinking, could it be because of him?

……

Jason didn't expect that in less than a day, his task of raising a baby would change from one task to two.Thankfully, the two babies get along well.Bizarro, who looked extremely scary on the outside, faced Alice like a wild beast facing a cub, put away its minions, and played with it cautiously.

Looking at Bizarro, who was taller and stronger than him, Jason felt a little satisfaction in his heart while sighing.

It was as if someone he had lost for a long time had finally come back to him, but besides Bizarro, Jason somehow felt that there should be a few more people.

But don't worry about who else is there, now there is a very important question, that is, how should he support these two babies?

Especially Bizarro, even if he is an existence like Superman that can be operated by charging solar energy, then if you really let the other party only bask in the sun every day, then your conscience will be too painful.

Jason couldn't do it. He and Alice had dinner, and then let Bizarro sit among the potted plants to bask in the sun.

And if Bizarro was to eat, the money Jason earned in a day would not be enough for him to eat.

Jason, who encountered financial difficulties again, was ready to work three jobs.However, before the third job was found, the rich guy from Gotham came to him first.

Jason, who had read the newspaper, knew that the other party was his adoptive father, and it seemed that he was an adoptive father whose relationship was not very pure.

That is to say, the other party writes as adoptive father, but may read it as godfather.

When Jason saw him flirting with another little boy, he still wanted to teach him how to be a human being.As a result, it was delayed due to various things.

But it doesn't matter, if I don't go, I will go to the mountain. Isn't it just me when the mountain comes?And if you really doze off, just send a pillow.

At this moment, in Jason's eyes, apart from being suspected of being a pervert, the other party is also a shining gold master.

Isn't he a godfather? Jason thinks he can do it.And with his ability, if the other party really wants to do something, then he can "click" it, and there will be no future troubles.

Bruce, who was standing at the door, suddenly felt cold for some reason.

As for how he found Jason, it's not difficult to say, but it's not easy to say.

The matter started from the bag of diapers he saw.

After seeing the diapers in Jason's hand that night, Bruce memorized the brand of the pack of diapers with his good eyesight and memory.

Then he used the bat computer to check which stores sold that brand of diapers during that time period. Finally, by invading the surveillance of those stores, Bruce locked the city where Jason was located—Central City.

After locking the city, it is easier to find it.

In less than a day, Jason's experience in Central City during this time was placed in front of Bruce.

A baby girl less than one year old washes dishes in a restaurant and works in a bar...

After watching Jason's experience in Central City, Bruce didn't know whether he should focus on the baby girl, or wash dishes and work...

His family's second cub, who is still a child, has a child. Who is the child's mother? Isn't his child cheated? !

And washing dishes and working part-time?

Would the other party rather work so hard outside than return to his old father?

Bruce knew very well that Jason was a child who had ambitions for his future since he was a child.He has a strange self-confidence and confidence, as well as a strange self-esteem and persistence.

But now, the other party has chosen to wash dishes and work part-time...

But this is really a familiar style of painting, a familiar taste, should it be said that it is Jason - a boy who always has the ability to make people question marks.

When Bruce knocked on Jason's door, after being stunned for a while, he suddenly called Jason "Dad" enthusiastically, and the question marks on his head increased again.

You must know that even Jason, who was 8 or 9 years old, had never called himself so enthusiastically.It was also at this moment that Bruce finally calmed down from the joy of regaining what was lost, and noticed that something was wrong with Jason.

Jason, who called "Dad" enthusiastically, was thinking about how to get some money from the other party, and teach the other party how to be a man by the way.

Jason: With a smile on his face, mmp in his heart.

Bruce: Little question mark, do you have many friends?