How do treacherous courtiers with love brain save themselves

Bai Yuhui took off his official hat and threw it at those figures.

The people outside the tent were smashed to the tip of their noses and screamed non-stop.

Bai Yuhui didn't stop, he pulled the belt of his official uniform and strangled Wang Ershou's neck beside him, and said in a gloomy tone he hadn't used for a long time: "When you search here, cats and dogs can peep? This is you Qin Weiguo's rules?"

"Master Messenger, please forgive me." Wang Ershou had been frightened too much today, and now he was strangled by Bai Yuhui, frightened half to death, and the two were fighting.He clearly sensed that the person behind him really wanted to kill himself.

"You have provoked us, Sheng Jin, from here again and again, treating me as blind? Body search, right? For safety, right? Okay, I'll give you face."

Bai Yuhui turned around and stood in the middle of the tent, pulled off his official uniform, gathered a ball and threw it on the young man's head.

He swaggered and patted the underwear on his body, and said, "Is it all right? Can you see clearly? Do you still need me to continue taking it off for you to see enough?"

A few adults who were peeping outside rushed in to stop them: "My lord, calm down, sir, don't take it off anymore. It's enough. We also follow the usual practice..."

"Let's go." Bai Yuhui pushed away the smiling faces, turned to Jin Lingyue and said, "If he dares to touch you, I'll chop off his hand and feed it to the dog."

The young man shivered and took a few steps back, not daring to make a sound.

Several adults hurriedly picked up Bai Yuhui's official uniform and wanted to help him put it on. Bai Yuhui snorted coldly: "Hehe, it's easy for me to take off this dress, but it's not so easy to put it on. I think so, I'll just wear it It is safe enough and sincere enough to meet your king with this underclothes that can’t hide anything.”

"Messenger, are you kidding me?"

The coldness in Bai Yuhui's eyes immediately spread over: "Are you worthy?"

A few adults still wanted to persuade them, but the leading adult had already pulled up the curtain and entered the tent: "What are you doing so slowly, why don't you search your body, and if the envoy doesn't want to search, you can just avoid it. What are you talking about."

Several adults bowed their heads obediently and said yes.

Bai Yuhui didn't appreciate it at all, and smiled and put the broken hair on his forehead behind his ears, "There are only two civil servants here on our mission. Your cautious appearance really opened my eyes. If you are afraid that our Shengjin At this point, why bother to provoke. The mantis is like a cart, and he is overestimated."

"Your Excellency, be careful."

"I'm going to see your lord just like this, but there is still something to worry about?"

"Your Majesty, if you dress like this, you may disrespect our Majesty."

Bai Yuhui laughed out loud.

"Just now, all of you stood outside to watch our body search like listening to other people's bridal chambers. Didn't you just want to see what I was wearing and what my figure was like? So that it could become your future conversation material? I will show you one by one now. , you say I’m disrespectful instead? I’m going to ask your lord in a while, is this the way of Qin Weiguo’s hospitality, the way of being an official, and the way of a monarch.”

The adults showed embarrassment one by one, they had never encountered such a situation.

Before visiting from other countries, there have been such contemptuous acts, but they all pretended not to see it and fooled it.

Like the one in front of me who insists on making a big fuss, this is No.1.

Everyone looked at their leader in unison, looking for a solution.

That adult is also a ruthless character, rubbing his hands in his sleeves for a while, and said with a smile: "The envoy can do whatever he wants. If the envoy wants to see our majesty like this, we can't stop the envoy's sincerity."

As a result, the crowd watching outside saw two envoys in bright clothes enter the tent, and then a handsome man with loose hair and a coat came out.

The sharp-eyed crowd immediately recognized that this was one of the emissaries who went in just now, and there was a sigh of relief among the crowd.

"This envoy intends to dress like this to meet our Majesty? How decent is it?"

"Tch, I guess our majesty is afraid of death, so we can only go to see him when he is clean. This shows that our majesty is still afraid of the Holy Jin Kingdom."

"This Holy Gold Messenger looks really good-looking."

"You're a nympho. If the two countries fight in the future, it looks like you can eat it?"

The discussion in the crowd will be heard clearly by several adults.

They were all ashamed, dare not speak out when they were angry, so they could only bury their heads lower and followed Bai Yuhui towards the palace gate.

Bai Yuhui walked on the street in front of Qin Wei's palace in his underwear, he didn't care about the way passers-by on both sides were pointing and laughing.

He even raised his head so that everyone could see his face clearly.

After all, Bai Yuhui was very useful when they praised their good looks.

During this short journey, Bai Yuhui walked very leisurely, but the adults who accompanied him were uneasy.

From a distance, His Majesty Qin Weiguo saw a young man in white among many well-dressed officials, and his heart was furious.

After he saw the smug expression on Bai Yuhui's face clearly, he restrained himself a little, and said with a pretentious gesture: "The envoy has come from a long way, it's hard work."

Bai Yuhui stopped and made a salute, and said with a smile: "For the sake of the people of the two countries living in peace and contentment, it's not hard to be an official."

"The messenger is..." His Majesty pointed to Bai Yuhui's clothes.

"Oh, just now when your country did a body search, you tore the official uniform for me. I came to meet His Majesty wearing a tattered official uniform. Your Majesty was terrified. So I simply came to see Your Majesty clean. Your Majesty thought that His Majesty would not I would mind, I wonder if the next official's guess is right or not?"

Hehe, did our people tear it apart?Who did you learn the ability to tell lies with your eyes open?

The adults around him all looked at Bai Yuhui with contempt.

But they still can't say what they saw just now, that would be tantamount to admitting in front of the emperor that they spied on envoys from other countries to search their bodies just now.

No matter how you think about it, I think this is a very wretched thing.

Bai Yuhui expected that they would not dare to answer back, so he tilted his head triumphantly and asked the adults: "Do the adults think I am sincere enough?"

"Yes, yes, the messenger is full of sincerity."

Satisfied, Bai Yuhui straightened up, smiled at the King of Qin Wei, and said, "Your Majesty, if you can come here to welcome your subordinates, you will definitely report back to our Majesty after returning to the Holy Gold. Qin Wei treats people with generosity and courtesy, which is what we have learned." Good role model."

"The envoy is polite. The weather in our Qin Wei country is still cold and cold. The envoy wears such thin clothes, so he is easy to get sick. Come here, bring me my cloak and put it on the envoy."

Bai Yuhui cupped his hands to thank him.

As soon as the cloak was fastened, Jin Lingyue had already come to Bai Yuhui's side.

"this……"

"This is our other envoy, Mr. Jin. He was also searched by you just now. It is probably because he is too good-looking, so the search was very slow." After Bai Yuhui finished speaking, he laughed first, and squinted at the person next to him. The adults opened their mouths and said silently: Are you cool?

The farce at the gate of the palace finally came to an end with His Majesty's kind invitation.

Bai Yuhui and Jin Lingyue followed His Majesty and stepped into the gate of the imperial city.

Standing on the high city wall, Bai Lan watched the two of them enter the city smoothly, performed lightness kung fu, and flew away without a trace.

Bai Yuhui and Jin Lingyue went all the way to the palace hall.

Civil and military officials lined up in two rows, welcoming their majesty back to the palace.

Bai Yuhui and Jin Lingyue stood upright in the center of the hall, full of smiles.

"Why didn't the envoy kneel down when he saw our Majesty?"

"Are you sure you want me to wear your majesty's cloak and kneel with you?" Bai Yuhui laughed.

"The envoys don't use our Majesty's Long En to show off their power here, your holy gold's etiquette is nothing more than this."

Bai Yuhui hummed, deliberately walked behind the speaking official, knelt down on his back, faced His Majesty, and said magnificently: "Bai Yuhui, the envoy of the Holy Gold, see His Majesty Qin Wei, long live, long live, long live your majesty!" age."

The officials in front of him were so frightened that they immediately turned their heads, neither helping Bai Yuhui nor not helping him.

Let the emperor's cloak kneel behind his buttocks, he really doesn't want to live.

"It doesn't matter, the two envoys have come from afar, and they are full of travel and dust. Tonight, I will set up a reception banquet for the two envoys. Please be sure to be there."

Bai Yuhui knelt straight, exchanged glances with Jin Lingyue who was kneeling in the center, and said, "But it's up to Your Majesty to decide."

"Then if the envoy has nothing to do, first..."

Bai Yuhui asked suspiciously: "Hey, doesn't your majesty know the purpose of the two of us coming here?"

"Hmph, His Majesty sympathizes with your exhausted journey, and wants you to take a rest, don't be ignorant."

Bai Yuhui couldn't get used to this kind of choking sound the most, so he turned to the person who made the sound, "In your eyes, rest is more important than the people of the two countries living in peace?"

"Don't talk nonsense, I didn't say that. I just assumed we..."

"What is your identity, you can guess the holy will at will?" Bai Yuhui pressed every step of the way.

"I didn't speculate, Your Majesty forgives me."

Bai Yuhui immediately said politely: "Our Majesty has taught us, as ministers, to share the worries of the ruler and the people at all times. If we can't do these two things, we will take off our official uniforms and go home to farm. I thought Qin Wei had some troubles in the past few years. Such a good development must have been learned from our majesty's golden and jade words, now it seems that it was all supported by His Majesty Qin Wei?"

"You... If you talk nonsense again, I will..."

Bai Yuhui laughed softly: "You? Above the main hall, what about you?"

"Your Majesty, please give him the crime of disrespecting the court."

Bai Yuhui took the cloak behind him and hit the cheek of the officer next to him. The pain was so hot that he didn't dare to say anything.

"How much respect I have for Qin Wei's Majesty, you can tell by looking at my clothes. If I am disrespectful, you will never get my official uniform. Now that I am honest and honest, you say I am disrespectful?"

"Lord Bai, I have already seen the sincerity of Sheng Jin. I really want you two to take a break before discussing state affairs. If you are not too tired, I would also like to chat with you about our Qin Wei and Sheng Jin now." future. After all, the most important thing is to live and work in peace and contentment for the people of the world.”

Lord Qin Wei glanced at Bai Yuhui, who was full of beatings, and said, "Then... let's talk?"