How do treacherous courtiers with love brain save themselves

Bai Yuhui hurried into Huo Laowai's room, not noticing that Huo Laowai was changing clothes.

The two of them stared blankly on the spot.

Huo Laowai covered his chest and said in shock, "What do you want to do? I'm not interested in men."

Bai Yuhui rolled his eyes, turned around and waited for Huo Laowai to tidy up his clothes, and asked slowly, "Huo Laowai, I'm asking you for some professional knowledge, to see if you are professional enough."

Huo Lao tilted his head and looked up curiously.What kind of professional knowledge would Bai Yuhui ask?

Isn't intrigue his specialty?

"I have a sore throat recently, do I have some incurable disease?"

Mr. Huo took a sideways look at Bai Yuhui, who was rosy in the white and had an excellent complexion, and said, "Drink less water, drink more water, don't get angry."

"I haven't slept very well at night recently. I always wake up. Is there some hidden disease?"

Huo Laowai put on his coat, and said: "You can find a proper bed to sleep at night, and you won't be able to wake up even if there is thunder."

"I seem to have gained weight recently, have you..."

Huo Laowai came out from behind the screen and urged impatiently: "What's the matter, tell me."

Bai Yuhui looked around, grinned, and asked in a low voice, "Do you have... Men's erotic secrets or something, let me have a look."

"You... have you prepared that? You have only been out of the city for a few days, so you are so anxious. Don't tell me, I really have it. When I was preparing it for the emperor, I kept a copy privately, and I was going to take it out to print and sell it later. Make a little money by selling it. Since you need it now, I will lend it to you first."

Huo Laowai easily took out a brochure with a royal blue cover from his sleeve.There is nothing written on it, but when you turn to the first page, there are exciting villain paintings that make people's blood spurt.

Bai Yuhui took what he wanted, turned around and wanted to leave, but was held back by Huo Laowai.

"Don't be in a hurry, there is still a baby here, and I will give it to you."

Huo Laowai carefully moved a stool behind the door, and after confirming that it was safe, he pulled out the small wooden box he carried with him from under the quilt on the inside of the bed.

Bai Yuhui didn't know what treasure was inside, but thought it was a panacea carefully developed by Huo Laowai, so he wasn't very interested.

When Huo Laowai held a strangely shaped object in front of Bai Yuhui, Bai Yuhui felt that his spiritual cap was about to be lifted.

This is... what the hell is this?

"Don't be shy, you've already started preparing men and women. This kind of thing will be used sooner or later. Come on, let me introduce it to you. I have this in my hand. You know what it looks like by looking at the shape, right? Jade, it's quite valuable Yes, there are five kinds of thickness and three lengths, which can meet your various needs. I will tell you secretly, our emperor likes the middle one the most, and he broke two of them, so I go to replenish them every time.” Mr. Huo The crooked talk was generous, as casual as if he was introducing the cabbage and radishes he grew, but Bai Yuhui blushed when he heard it.

He wanted to close his eyes, but he still couldn't help being urged by curiosity to see what it was.

Huo Laowai didn't care about it, and continued to introduce the treasure in his small wooden box.

"This is oil, um, it has the effect you think. Before the emperor disliked the bad smell, I specially improved it. Now the smell is light like grass after rain, it is called fresh. You can Try it. And this, this, this, here, take them all and try them." Huo Lao generously turned the small wooden box upside down, and stuffed all his brains into Bai Yuhui's arms.

"I... just need to learn the cheats, I don't need these, right?"

"Come on, practice is the last word. Your book is at best to give you courage, and in the end it is not based on these things to help you achieve what you want. There is nothing to be shy about. I have never discriminated against you. You are all the same, men and women. It's all the same, as long as you are happy." Mr. Huo generously took out a few pills from the bottom of the small wooden box, held them in his hands and proudly introduced: "My pills can be taken by both men and women. Guaranteed to be so comfortable that you will die, and then you will do this and that, and keep both of you to go to heaven. Of course, this is also deducted from the emperor. It is cheap for you. "

Bai Yuhui said no, but kept pushing the things into his arms.

It's just that the five sticks took up a lot of space, and he couldn't stuff them in. He held them in his hand for a while, and couldn't put them in or stuff them in. It was a bit embarrassing.

"You said you were on an envoy to another country, what did you bring with you? Could it be that you..."

Huo Laowai saw that Bai Yuhui was thinking a little bit, and immediately explained: "No, no, no, I like girls' movies, so you don't have to doubt it. These things are all privately withheld from the emperor's share, thinking that there is a chance to sell them A good price, the slogan is well thought out, don’t miss it when you pass by, the emperor has the same style, and if you have the same style, your emperor’s dream can be closer.”

……

Huo Laowai, aren't you afraid of beheading?

"I'm afraid, so I take them with me when I go out of the palace, lest someone in the palace rummage through my things when they're full."

It makes sense.

Huo Laowai asked Bai Yuhui curiously: "When are you going to do things? Or is it better to hit the sun than to pick the sun, tonight? I have seen the sky, and the night must be good tonight. It is a good day to work together."

The two were discussing with gusto, and Bai Yuhui became more and more relaxed. Unexpectedly, with this relaxation, those little toys that had nowhere to put them rolled to the ground.

At this time, Jin Lingyue knocked on the door.

Bai Yuhui and Huo Laowai were stunned for a moment, then stared at each other for a few moments, and then, like cats whose tails had been stepped on, they jumped up and down and began to search for those shady treasures in the room.

Sometimes the cold water that chokes people to death comes out in such a hurry.

The two of them bent over in a hurry to search in the small room, and they inevitably bumped into each other. Two small treasures were kicked far away under someone's toes.

The two chased after each other, only intercepted one, and the other seemed to have grown long legs, and disappeared in front of the eyes of the two after a few laps.

The knock on the door became more urgent and louder.

Jin Lingyue didn't know how lively the room was, so she asked worriedly, "Doctor Huo, are you okay?"

Huo Laowai bent over and hurriedly replied: "Okay, okay, okay, wait a minute."

Bai Yuhui manually signaled Huo Laowai to put the four found back into the wooden box first.

Once the door was opened, if Jin Lingyue saw two people hugging four imaginative toys, Huo Laowai might not even have a chance to explain.

Huo Laowai very much agrees.

He has never been so quick in his life. He quickly touched the small wooden boxes, lined them up one by one, put them in, covered them, and stuffed them back into the bed.

After finishing this, the two stood in the room, holding their waists and panting. They gave each other a wink, collected themselves, moved the small stool blocking the door, and said, "Come in."

Jin Lingyue pushed the door open, and just wanted to ask Huo Laowai why he moved so slowly, when he saw Bai Yuhui, who was sweating a little, sitting on a chair and fanning himself with his sleeves.

The flushed little face was even brighter than when he ran away from his eyes just now.

There was a fire under Yuexin in Jinling, and he got angry for no reason.

He ran away in a hurry just now to come to chat with Huo Laowai?

Jin Lingyue looked at Huo Laowai's eyes with a little more maliciousness.

Although Huo Laowai's figure and appearance are not bad, compared with himself, he should be regarded as a disadvantage.Compared with himself, Huo Laowai's conversation is more unscrupulous. To put it bluntly, his mouth is a bit cheap.This point is very similar to Bai Yuhui.

Could it be that brother likes this?

Uncomfortable being stared at by Jin Lingyue, Huo Laowai shook the goose bumps on his body, pretending to be calm and said: "What is the purpose of Mr. Jin coming to see me? Could it be that he is also asking about the princess's affairs like Mr. Bai? Don't worry, princess After waking up this time, there are only two possibilities. Either the serious illness is cured, and the knot in the heart has been resolved. Or the illness is compounded by the disease, and the demons are deeper. But she can’t go any further. The big deal is that she will not go out in the future. It is not difficult for the old Marquis to have a way to make no man around her. We only need to..."

Jin Lingyue stared at Huo Lao's opening and closing mouth, and said, "Does Doctor Huo have a marriage?"

???

Huo Laowai looked back at Bai Yuhui with a puzzled face.

What did he ask me?What does he want to do?

"I'm asking you, what do you think Lord Bai is doing?" Jin Lingyue asked impatiently.

"Well, I should have...or don't I?" Huo Laowai was a little guilty when he faced Jin Lingyue's eyes that wanted to penetrate him.

Come on, I'm a doctor. I just discussed the secrets of the boudoir with Mr. Bai. It's for their sexual life. What's there to be ashamed of? Besides, he didn't do anything with Mr. Bai. What is he afraid of? .

Huo Laowai finished the mental construction for himself, raised his head bravely, and prepared to reply stiffly, "I'm single, what's wrong?"

As a result, when Huo Laowai looked down and looked around, he saw something extraordinary beside the flower pot behind the Jinling Yueyi pendant.

From this point of view, the psychological defense that Huo Laowai had just established collapsed again.

Under the green flowers and leaves, there is the last little treasure that they didn't find just now...

Huo Lao leaned behind his back and gestured towards Bai Yuhui, motioning him to look at the flowerpot over there.

Bai Yuhui didn't understand. He stared at Jin Lingyue with a smile and said, "Don't worry, the princess should be fine. If something goes wrong, I'll take care of it."

"What are you carrying?"

Bai Yuhui dragged his cheeks and thought about it seriously, "That's right, the old Hou Ye might kill me. At that time, I will have to rely on Lord Jin's protection."

Huo Laowai took advantage of the chatting time between the two of them, paced slowly, and approached the flower pot with a hidden mystery.

"By the way, I saw that Bailan seemed to be looking for you."

Bai Yuhui immediately regained his composure, "Bai Lan is back? Where is it?"

Jin Lingyue turned around and pointed to the hall outside: "We were still at the stairs just now."

"Then I'll go take a look."

Bai Yuhui got up, and brought down a pot of flower arrangements on the table, and the water stains in the room made Bai Yuhui mess up.

But in this vase, I don't know who is full and puts colored glaze beads.

One after another, the round glass beads spun and jumped around the room happily.

A few of them jumped to that hidden corner recklessly.

Huo Laowai thought to himself, shit, it's over, how can I explain it to Lord Jin?