How do treacherous courtiers with love brain save themselves

In a blink of an eye, it is the Mid-Autumn Festival.

A holiday when there is nothing to do and I will miss my family very much.

Bai Yuhui dismissed from work, and walked out of the palace absent-mindedly with two or two moon cakes issued by the court.

I read a lot of files today, and my eyes are a little dazzled, and now I feel a little erratic under my feet when I walk.

Bai Yuhui thought it was because he was hungry because he hadn't eaten at one o'clock in the afternoon, so he wanted to hurry up and go home to eat mooncakes.

There are many adults who are absent from work gathered at the gate of the palace.

Tall and short, fat and thin, old and young.

Bai Yuhui didn't want to say hello to them, but just wanted to take a detour.

In the end, the sky failed, and Bai Yuhui, who wanted to try his best to reduce his sense of existence, put it on the wall at the entrance of the palace. He wanted to touch it quietly like a gecko, but was called out by the loud adjutant Li.

"Hey, Lord Bai, here, here, we are waiting for you, come here quickly." Lieutenant Li waved the two moon cakes in his hand as easily as waving a handkerchief.

It seems that Lieutenant Li's recent physical training has been very effective.

Bai Yuhui bravely moved to Lieutenant Li, and said, "If you don't leave after work, what are you doing together at the door? Aren't you afraid that your Master Shangshu will arrest you and go back to work overtime?"

Lieutenant Li asked puzzledly: "Don't you know that on the Mid-Autumn Festival tonight, the emperor invited our six major officials to the Royal Theater for a banquet? What about the tickets? Didn't the fathers-in-law give the theater tickets one by one? Don't you Know?"

Bai Yuhui blinked his confused eyes and thought about it carefully.

I went down and was busy looking for the file, and I didn't have time to take a sip of water. I didn't have time to go to the theater, so I just put the theater ticket given by my father-in-law on the file shelf and forgot.

"I still have to go see this play?" Bai Yuhui felt that he was really tired today, he just wanted to go back early to eat moon cakes, watch the moon, and sleep.

Lieutenant Li was surprised and said: "Of course we have to go, this is the imperial decree. If you don't go, you are disobeying the imperial decree. Brother Bai, are you in a hurry? Where's the ticket? Hurry up and get it."

Bai Yuhui reluctantly stuffed the mooncake in his hand into Lieutenant Li's arms, and said, "Get it for me, I'll go find the ticket." After walking a few steps, he turned around and told, "Don't steal it."

Lieutenant Li said while saying: "You look down on people too much, everyone posted it, why should I steal yours?" On the other hand, he had already secretly twisted a small piece of mooncake skin and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Well, Brother Bai, this tastes more crispy and delicious."

Bai Yuhui walked along the palace wall very slowly. He felt that today's small wind was blowing extraordinarily cold. He didn't know if it was an illusion, but Bai Yuhui felt that today's road was extremely difficult.

Not to mention the potholes, the pavement is not neat, the brick joints are inclined to the left for a while, and for a while to the right, it just doesn't slide straight.

Bai Yuhui walked with one foot deep and one foot shallow, and he had stopped to rest several times today, but he still didn't see the end.

Bai Yuhui bent down to support the palace wall, trying not to breathe so hard.

After standing still, beads of sweat on his forehead had already rolled down his cheeks.

Bai Yuhui wiped it casually, and found that raising his hand became so difficult.

A clean white silk handkerchief appeared in front of Bai Yuhui.

Sipa's owner smiled and said, "My lord, wipe off your sweat, it's easy to catch cold when the wind blows."

Lin Qingbai did not know when she stood beside Bai Yuhui, holding a silk handkerchief in one hand and her own mooncake in the other.

Bai Yuhui declined his Sipa, and was going to go back to the Ministry of Officials to look for theater tickets.

Lin Qingbai turned slightly to one side, blocking Bai Yuhui's way: "My lord, are you going back to look for this?"

Lin Qingbai held Bai Yuhui's theater ticket impressively in his hand.

Bai Yuhui raised his head, and Lin Qingbai explained: "Just now I went to sort out the files on the shelf, and I saw your movie tickets. I thought I had to go to the theater for all six movies tonight. My lord must have been too busy and forgot to take them, so I just picked them up." brought it out for you."

"En. Thank you then." Bai Yuhui pinched two fingers and pulled out his movie ticket from Lin Qingbai's hand.

Very reluctantly, he turned around and walked towards the gate of the palace.

Today's road is really difficult.

Bai Yuhui blamed the emperor while walking.

It's a good holiday, it's great to have a vacation, what kind of drama to listen to.You are a group of wives and concubines, a nest of children, and a nest of young and old listening to the excitement.What about people like us?To see your family happy?This is too tragic.

No matter how bad it is, send out more moon cakes, two taels?Not enough white and blue stuffed between the teeth.This kid can't eat enough snacks now, his abdominal muscles are covered by his little belly, as if he has never been here before.

I don't know if he can still fly if he continues to eat like this?

At that time, his title of the number one swordsman in Jianghu will really be handed over to others.

This was not what depressed Bai Yuhui the most.

What frustrates him the most is that his junior brother, Jin Lingyue, is actually on a business trip during such a time of reunion.

Ahhh!Bai Yuhui wished he could lead the Baibing Pavilion into the main hall and kill the dog emperor right now.

When is it bad, you insist on sending him on a business trip around the Mid-Autumn Festival, isn't it intentional? ?

Originally, both of them had planned to go boating and drinking on the lake in the suburbs. For this reason, Bai Yuhui asked Huo Laowai for a small pill that he carefully developed, and planned to take advantage of the beautiful moonlight to take Jinlingyue down in one fell swoop.

The dog emperor actually asked Jin Lingyue to go on a business trip!

After hearing the news, Bai Yuhui's expression was not very good all day long.

It's like a newlywed is overjoyed, the house is full of guests, and now he is told that the bride has escaped from the marriage. One more word, Bai Yuhui can immediately wash the banquet with blood.

Maybe it was to divert Bai Yuhui's attention, or because he didn't want to see the people leisurely, the emperor not only sent Jin Lingyue on a business trip, but also arranged an urgent mission for Bai Yuhui.

Bai Yuhui spent the whole day dealing with the files, and he didn't even have time to scold the dog emperor.

Now that he finally had time, Bai Yuhui scolded the dog emperor thoroughly in his heart.

Bai Yuhui walked slowly, and Lin Qingbai behind him also walked slowly.

Bai Yuhui almost tripped over small stones on the ground a few times, but it was Lin Qingbai who reminded him in time to save Bai Yuhui from the embarrassment of falling to the ground in public.

When he reached the crowd at the palace gate, Bai Yuhui was about to collapse.

Lieutenant Li saw that Bai Yuhui's face was extremely rosy, and came out to joke: "Where did you put on rouge powder, your face is as red as if you were about to get on a sedan chair."

Just as Bai Yuhui wanted to go back, his father-in-law came out to deliver an order, ordering all the adults to stand in line and go to the theater together.

Bai Yuhui followed Lieutenant Li in a daze, walking forward step by step.

When I arrived at the entrance of the theater, I searched my body, showed my theater ticket, and did everything before I was able to enter the theater.

The Royal Theater is exclusively for the royal audience.However, there are rewards during the New Year and festivals, and ordinary people cannot enter.

At the level of the left and right prime ministers, it is not easy to get in a few times.

So today, many officials from the six departments, no matter how big or small, can come in to see the style of the Royal Theater. Generally speaking, it is blood money.

Regardless of whether you like to listen to opera or not, you can brag about it for half your life just by saying "I have been to the Royal Theater".

Bai Yuhui didn't think so. He felt that at this time, letting him come here to listen to these troublesome things was almost like putting himself to death.

He was probably sick.

After entering the theater, he tried his best to find an unobtrusive position, almost the last of everyone, if he hadn't looked for him carefully, he probably wouldn't have seen him.

The emperor is also in a good mood today, allowing everyone to sit down casually without fussing too much.

Those who like to watch plays sit in front, those who like to drink stand aside, and those who like to gossip sit back, so as not to affect those who watch plays in front.

Bai Yuhui happened to be sitting right behind the center of the Eight Diagrams.

The emperor chattered and said the opening speech, and on the stage, the masters with exquisite appearances spoke, and the highlight of tonight kicked off.

The emperor hugged his favorite little concubine and sat beside the stage, eating fruit and drinking wine, and touched his little hand along the way, feeling very comfortable.

The two prime ministers sat facing each other, ignoring each other, but couldn't help but want to secretly see what the other side was doing.

Some of the miscellaneous officials below have given up drinking and eating meat, and some of them are drinking too much.

There is a peaceful scene in the whole theater.

It's good to end like this.

It happened that the well-fed little official was in a trance after a few glasses of wine. He didn't know the heights of the sky and the earth, and after a short rest on the stage, he even proposed to play drumming and passing flowers to adjust the atmosphere.

Bai Yuhui cursed in a low voice and played with a ball.

The emperor, who also drank too much, agreed on the spot.

Bai Yuhui scolded even more fiercely.

He has a splitting headache now, and the wine glasses in front of him are somewhat doubled.

He only ate a few mouthfuls of peanuts, fruits, and meat in front of him without moving.But feel sick.

He was thinking whether he should just slip away along the wall, since there were so many people that no one would pay attention.

Just as he was about to make plans, there was a person standing in front of his small table.

Lin Qingbai held it and was greeted with a smile: "My lord, taking advantage of today's festival, I will offer you a toast. I wonder if your lord will appreciate it?"

"No face."

Lin Qingbai was startled, then left with a smile.

Then, an endless stream of petty officials began to come to this unremarkable corner with wine glasses, toasting in turn.

Bai Yuhui wanted to minimize his sense of existence, but unexpectedly became the focus of attention of the audience.

He was a little angry.

If it hadn't been for the full moon, I would have beaten these monsters one by one and sweated today, maybe I would have felt better.

Bai Yuhui tried his best to support his sore body to stand up, and said to the unkind little officials: "Today, I'm here to listen to the opera. If you don't want to listen, do whatever you want. Don't bother me. If I If you said something unlucky, don't regret it."

The officials stood in place one after another, is it so straightforward?Don't even cover it up a little bit?

"What are you looking at? I'm talking about you. I don't even know who you are, where did you come from? What are you doing here to toast? Am I familiar with you?"

The petty official who was called was here to join in the fun, so it was a bit embarrassing to be called, so he made a salute and left in a hurry.

A few officials who still wanted to gain the upper hand were about to speak, and the drumming began.

It stands to reason that in this position, there is nothing wrong with ignoring the past.

Unfortunately, some people's evil eyes almost grow to the top of their heads.

The ball of flowers rolled back and forth, and came rushing towards Bai Yuhui after untold hardships.

Bai Yuhui thought to himself, these bastards, is it so difficult for me to be quiet for a while?

Unsurprisingly, the sound of the drums became smaller and slower, and Bai Yuhui had already guessed that the drums must have stopped here.

Boom!

The last drumbeat fell.

The flower ball came to Bai Yuhui.

A bunch of bastards!

Bai Yuhui cursed in his heart.