How do treacherous courtiers with love brain save themselves

Five years later.

Recently, because the new ruler of Longyan Kingdom cheated the neighboring country again, the treasury crisis was temporarily lifted, and small merchants and hawkers who came out to do business finally appeared on the street again.

The pork seller asked the green onion seller next to him: "I heard that our lord made a big mistake this time, marrying the original second princess to the general of the Zhixi Kingdom. the haunted bachelor."

"Where is it? You heard it wrong. I heard that the leader of the Zhixi Kingdom came to ask for it in person. Our new leader refused to agree at the beginning. Later, when the Zhixi Kingdom sent a lot of benefits, our leader agreed. I heard that when the princess got married, our new king gave the princess all the benefits." The granny who sold green onions obviously knew more specific gossip, so she spoke more confidently.

"No, you all heard it wrong. The thing is this. The princess and the general were originally in love with each other. The new king took advantage of their love for each other and asked the Xixi country to ask for more gifts to fill the treasury. The princess doesn't mind, the general doesn't mind. I don't care, the Lord Zhixi has no objection, everyone is happy." The little brother in red smiled innocently, and he did not forget to say to the pork seller: "Three catties of lean meat, chop it into minced meat for me."

"Tsk tsk, little brother, your news is not accurate enough." The grandmother who sold green onions didn't quite believe the little brother's news.

The little brother stared at the pork seller cutting his meat, afraid that he would cut it fat and fool himself, so he didn't turn his head and said, "My news is the most accurate."

Grandma asked, "Why?"

The little brother pointed to the cut pork on the chopping board, and told the boss: "Chop it into pieces, and the dumplings will be delicious."

Grandma saw that he ignored her, looked at the meat on the chopping board, and said bitterly: "You are really rich, such a big piece of meat, why don't you have some scallions for the dumplings?"

The little brother waved his hand: "No, I want to eat pure meat."

"It's really rich." Grandma said with a slap in the face.

"Well, I just cheated a big one recently, rich and self-willed." The little brother smiled, but his eyes were always fixed on the pork that was slowly turning into minced meat.

The Pork Boss is strong and powerful, swiping two big knives on the chopping board several times, and the minced meat is ready.

He took a big leaf from the basket, wrapped it up for the little brother, and handed it over with both hands.

"The boss's craftsmanship is good, and the business is booming. Here's the money." The little brother took out the silver, took the minced meat, shook his head and left.

After walking half a street, I met my companion who was buying bananas.

The companion was haggling with the boss with a handful of half-baked bananas. When he turned around, he saw the little brother who had bought minced meat and squatted on the steps waving at him.

"You... buy meat again?"

"Well, the money you gave me is exactly three catties." The little brother deliberately raised the minced meat in his hand, a little proudly.

"Damn, boss, can this banana be half cheaper?"

The boss of Banana said impatiently, "Boss, this is a handful of bananas, not a handful of gold. You have been marking me for a long time now. Are you looking for me to make fun of you? The meeting is half cheaper? I didn’t understand what I said? Or did you not understand? Don’t bargain!”

"Okay, I don't want it."

"You...you're just there to have fun, aren't you?" Boss Banana was a little unhappy.

The man immediately turned his money bag over in front of the boss, poured out a few pitiful copper coins, and said with a wry smile: "There should be a few left in my companion's place, and the sum of these is barely enough. Look at him I bought all the meat, and there is nothing left, so I don’t have enough.”

Banana boss didn't know what to say for a while.

He snatched the scattered copper coins, tore two from the handful of bananas, put them on his stool, and stuffed the remaining ones to the young man: "Okay, just treat me as a good deed." Come on, let's go."

The little brother watching from a distance couldn't help but whistled at Banana Boss and gave him two thumbs up.

Banana boss said angrily: "Who's child is so naughty, go home quickly."

The two of them took minced meat and bananas, walked around the street for a while, and then headed back home.

The guard at the side door held the newly seized spear gun and pointed at the two men in bamboo hats for routine inspection.

After they took off their bamboo hats, the guard immediately retreated respectfully and shouted, "See the Lord."

The little brother stuffed the minced meat in his hand into the bamboo basket of the young man behind him, waved his hand and said, "Don't be too polite, just keep guarding."

After the two walked away, the guards gathered together to discuss.

"Was that the king just now?"

"You are new here. You don't know him. This is the new ruler of our Longyan Kingdom. He is very kind to our servants. The one next to him is the helper that the ruler brought with him when he came to Longyan. He is also very talkative. What's the name? Let me think about it... Xiaoan."

"Xiao'an, use up all the fillings tonight, don't leave anything behind. We will eat boiled ones tonight, and fried ones tomorrow." The new king warmly instructed the people around him.

"There's only such a small amount of money in total, and you dare to spend it lavishly. Did you forget how you lived a few years ago when you couldn't eat or drink? Three catties of minced meat? Eat dumplings? You don't even buy a green onion? Pure Meat? What kind of dumplings are you eating? I'll boil the meatballs for you, okay? You'll choke to death." Xiao An complained while holding three catties of meat stuffing.

Originally, before leaving the palace, it was agreed to buy a piece of meat and some fruit, and eat together for two days.

When Xiao An didn't pay attention, his master had already brought back the minced meat.

Xiao An couldn't stand this kind of severe overspending, let alone making dumplings now, just give him a sack to wrap the king.

"Don't be so stingy, I'll get some more after we finish eating." The king lay crookedly on the dragon chair behind him, kicked off his shoes, dangling his feet in mid-air, and said leisurely: "I was born with the talent It will be useful, and it will come back after all the gold is gone."

"Blow it, blow it hard. Now everyone around you knows that you, the lord of the country, are a guy who robs houses. Who is still idle and waiting for you to rob? It's almost enough to have a big dream once or twice, don't be endless " Xiaoan angrily yelled at the king, and at the same time quickly made peace with each other.

"You don't understand." The person on the dragon chair turned his head, facing the direction of Xiaoan Hemian, and said with a smile: "The more troublesome it is, the more curious those self-righteous neighbors will come to take a look. As long as Come, we can stay."

"What news did you find out again? You look like a chicken thief. Big deal?" Xiao An kneaded the dough, covered it, and turned to unpack the stuffing.

The person on the dragon chair carefully reminded: "Don't dismantle it in the opposite direction, it will be a pity if it falls on the ground."

"I know, I won't let them fall if I throw you to the ground."

……

The person on the dragon chair ate a banana bought by Xiao An, and his tongue was very astringent, but because he bought it with money, he was reluctant to spit it out, so a banana made him feel like a thousand times.

After finally swallowing it down, he said slowly, "I heard that a group of envoys from the Kingdom of Shengjin will pass by our Longyan recently. The Kingdom of Shengjin is rich."

"Rich people don't bring bodyguards when they go out? Are you out of your mind?" Xiao An retorted.The noodle table has been taken out in hand, the dry flour and the rolling pin should be ready.

"It's as if someone doesn't have a bodyguard. Tsk, didn't the person in the pavilion say that I am their master? The master asked them to go out, and they must not dare to refuse."

"Bai Mingyue, can you show some face? They must be out of their minds for treating you as their master." Xiao An angrily waved the rolling pin, almost throwing it out.

Lord Bai touched his nose, shrugged and said, "Isn't it impossible to see my face? Why should I want face? Maybe before I lost my memory, I was really a handsome and handsome man in Yushu. It is possible to lead a team or two Yes. You see that someone like Wen Zirui can be the lord of the country, and I think I can too."

Xiao An ignored him, broke off two ripe bananas, took them outside, knocked on the pillar, and placed them on the stone bench outside the door.

Lord Bai raised his eyebrows, "Are you going to bribe them again?"

Xiaoan said disdainfully: "Same as you? You don't even let others drink your saliva? How dare you let others work for you?"

Lord Bai sighed, "I also want to be generous, but we are poor. Xiao An, you don't know that all the money from the robbery was used to equip the guards. How can I have extra money to pay them? I swear, if I had any extra money, I would definitely give it to them to thank them for taking care of me."

Xiao An held the rolling pin and said with a smile: "The extra money? Give it all? Then this dumpling...do I have to give it to them?"

Lord Bai immediately jumped up from the dragon chair, rushed down the steps in a few steps, and grabbed the rolling pin in Xiaoan's hand: "No, I'm talking about the future, in the future, I've been looking forward to this dumpling for a long time, pure meat, I can't even eat it." You didn’t even buy a green onion, you can’t treat them like this! Dumplings are innocent!”

……

Xiao An took a look at the minced meat, and said coldly: "Why don't you say that this pig is also innocent. The whole family could eat together in the pigsty and wait until the old age, maybe there is a chance to have an unspeakable incident with the Huazhu next door One, two, three things, it is because of people like you that it lays down the sword innocently..."

Lord Bai raised his hand to stop Xiao An from chattering: "Okay, let me bear this crime alone. You don't want to eat the dumplings when they are cooked. Let me bear this guilt alone. ,I can!"

"Bai Mingyue, shut up!"

After tossing for two hours, the two finally ate hot dumplings.

Sitting on the dragon chair, Lord Bai was holding a sea bowl and stuffing it into his mouth one mouthful at a time.

I didn't see how he chewed it, but he felt that the dumpling was stuffed into his stomach.

There was a small stool under the dragon chair, and Xiao An was sitting. He took the dumplings and dipped them in the vinegar in the small plate next to them, and tasted them bit by bit.

Lord Bai ate half a bowl before realizing that there was vinegar in front of him?

"Where did you get the vinegar?"

Xiao An said slowly: "The elder brother who guarded you on the roof brought it to me, and also gave me two ends of garlic, why don't you?" Xiao An said as he took out two unpeeled garlic from his arms.

……

"How is it, is it fragrant?"

"It smells so good." Lord Bai wished he could stuff his head into the big bowl.

"Are you sure you want to rob the team of the Holy Golden Kingdom?"

Lord Bai said categorically, "I'm sure I'll have some meat to eat!"