The Wife Who Was Dressed as a Scumbag[Transmigration Book]

??Today is the Nth day I was adopted.? The two owners who adopted me are very good-looking. I thought they were brothers, but I didn't expect...

?? I saw some embarrassing things.

?? I am used to drinking a lot of water in the morning. The hosts know my habit.Every night before going to bed, I fill the small cup with hot water. I only need to press the button at the bottom of the cup with my paw, and the hot water will flow out into my small porcelain bowl.

?? Then it was very convenient for me to stick out my uvula|head to lick the water slowly.

?? This morning, as usual,? I poked the button with the tip of my long claws. After poking for a long time, no water came out.

?? I was puzzled. I couldn't help patting the wall of the cup with my paws, and I cleverly put my ears up to listen.

??Hey, there seems to be no movement,? Is there no water in the cup??

?? I felt a little wronged, and ran to the bedrooms of the masters with four short legs.

?? Hum,? I know they live together.

?? The bedroom door was closed tightly. I scratched it with my paws, ?

?? I was in a hurry, ? Worrying about the safety of my master has surpassed my desire for water at this moment.

?? Could it be that the movement I made was too small?

?? Just when I was thinking about whether to come over with a hammer and slam on the door, Leo and Ollie rolled over playfully, biting each other's head.

?? I hurriedly called them to stop, ? trying to overcome the aggressive nature of the race to convey my inner anxiety and thoughts of breaking the door.

?? Leo glanced at me, Ollie glanced at me,? The two cats said: Oh!This is a very normal thing, dear haha, don't disturb the love between the masters.

?? I have question marks all over my head, ? Is this normal?

??But Father Sun has come out, why haven't my hardworking and kind masters got up to pour water for me!

?? After I tried my best to dig out a corner hole in the door of the master bedroom, the masters finally came out.

?? The shorter owner knelt down and touched my head,?? With a gentle smile, it made me feel like a spring breeze.

??He said: "Should we buy some teething sticks for Haha, his attack power is a bit strong."

?? Hearing this, I rubbed my head on the palm of the owner more happily-it is said that the molar stick is very interesting.

??Hey, wait, why is there a large red mark on the master's neck and chest!

?? There is also a strange smell on my body, like the smell emitted by the heather trees planted in the park when they bloom.

??The taller master has messy hair, a gloomy aura, and pajamas casually put on his body. He glanced at me impatiently, and said to the other master with desire and dissatisfaction: "I'll buy it for him later, you Go back with me first and continue."

?? Go back and continue?What to continue?

??I don't care, I'm hungry, I want water and rice.

??I wailed twice, so pitifully and touchingly that I almost rolled my fleshy body into the master's palm.

?? I call the shorter owner Xiao Li, Xiao Li is very kind to me, he will definitely take care of me first.

?? As expected, Xiao Li's master said: "But haha, they should be hungry, let's make them breakfast first."

?? I call the master who is taller than the villain Lu Da, because he sometimes treats me fiercely.

?? For example, now, the gloomy villain Lu Da wiped his face fiercely and said, "But I'm hungry too. Am I not as important as him?"

??I sneered: Oh, that may not be the case.

??Man, you are not clear enough about your position.

?? As a result, I didn't expect this guy to change his face so quickly. He could be said to be able to bend and stretch.

??This little bitch! ! !

??I shouted angrily at him to declare war, hum, you must be trying to bully my little Li!

??Look at your white body, pity my little Li with so many red marks, you tyrant(?)!

??Hey, but I never thought that my little Li was actually a contemporary Duan Shui master, and he got us both in a few words.

?? I drank water obediently, and out of the corner of my eye, I caught a glimpse of the two masters on the sofa...

??Hey, is Xiao Li feeding the villains in Lu Da??Why are you mouth feeding...

??It wasn't until a long time later, as my knowledge became more and more profound, that I realized that this was called "kissing", and that my two hosts were actually certified lovers.

??Ah, that's all something later, and it makes me sad when I think about it. My little Li is so hot and gentle, how come he was slapped by a pig!

?? Time went back to today. After drinking water and eating food, I silently walked to Master Xiaoli's feet, rubbed his trousers, and gave hints.

??I haven't done my walk today.

??The villain Lu clicked his tongue, and poked my belly with his foot. Maybe I was satisfied, and I became very good-tempered.

??But I don't want to talk to him if I'm arrogant. I just want to be intimate with my master Xiao Li.

??It took a while until the equipment was fully equipped and ready to go. I was so bored at the door that I was about to fall asleep, and only then did I see the two hosts walking out together.

??The mouth is red.

?? Hey, they must have been stealing delicious food behind my back!

??It is said that I live in a high-end community with my hosts. The people here are quite rich, and they come out to hang out when they have nothing to do, so I can meet many cute friends.

?? I took Master Xiaoli around. Considering the red marks on his body, I guess he is not very comfortable, so I specially chose a spacious road that is easy to walk.

??Hey, you are as caring as I am, and you are indeed praised by the master.

??He said: "It's amazing, today haha ​​is so good, he didn't run around everywhere."

?? I proudly raised my little head, that's not right, because I am a caring little cutie!

?? Turn around, Master Xiaoli seems to be tired, and the person who led me has become a villain in the mainland.He held me with one hand, and touched Master Xiaoli's waist with the other.

?? Bah, old color, if it wasn't for the fact that Master Xiao Li is so comfortable being touched by you, I would definitely bite your claws right away!

??After the summer, the weather gets hot quickly, and it will be too hot before noon. I hang my tongue to dissipate heat, and lie down under the shade of the tree.

?? Master Xiao Li and villain Lu were sitting next to me. They seemed to be watching something on their mobile phones.

?? I was curious for a while, and squeezed directly between the two of them with my short legs, leaned over my cute plush head, and looked at the stuff on their mobile phones.

??Master Xiaoli smiled and patted my head and said, "Haha, do you understand what it is?"

??I opened my eyes and tried hard to see, um, there are patches of blue, with a solitary taupe in the middle. Is this someone's big bathtub with toys?

??Later, I heard the villains from the mainland say that this is the place where they want to spend their honeymoon, a small island with pleasant scenery.

?? Oh, honeymoon, I know this. If two people get married, there is this process.

??etc!So my two masters are actually married? !

?? I was so shocked that I didn't come back to my senses for a long time, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh than my dream lovelorn!

??I was so unhappy, so I decided to hate the villains in mainland even more.

??I want to keep an eye on him all the time to prevent him from bullying my Master Xiaoli again. The bruises on Master Xiaoli's body have not disappeared yet. This villain is too hateful.

??During the meal, I will stare—quickly take away the stinky finger you pressed on Master Xiaoli's red mouth!

??When I was taking a shower, I stared——open the door quickly, I heard Master Xiao Li's uncomfortable shouts!

??When I go to the bathroom, I stare at—don't touch your greasy hand to Master Xiaoli's place!

??When I was sleeping, I stared at——you are not allowed to be so big and still press down on my small and exquisite Xiaoli Master!

??Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah this villain of the mainland is too hateful, I decided to call on my brothers to give him a little bit of power.

??One day, on the way back from get off work, the villain Luda, I glanced at the setting sun in the sky, and gave an order, and my daring brothers swarmed up, forcing the villain Luda to brake.

?? He was obviously frightened by the battle, and stared at us incredulously.

??Hey, unexpected, our power is so powerful.

?? I gave the order again, and the brothers rushed forward very much, those who pulled their pants pulled their pants, those who bit their trousers bit their trousers, and those who licked their bodies slapped their bodies.

??Hey, but I told my brothers not to hurt him. After all, for the sake of Master Xiao Li, I still have to save some dignity for him.

?? Just when I was about to triumphantly reap the fruits of victory, something grabbed the back of my fate!

?? I stiffened my neck and turned my head, and I met the eyes of the villain from Lu who was in a state of embarrassment with fire in his eyes.

?? He gritted his teeth, tightened his hands, uh, he was going to be out of breath.

?? "Okay you." The villain Lu laughed, I'll go, he must be crazy!

?? After I was severely scolded by Master Xiao Li and punished without dinner, I hid in the den and stared at the provocative villain Lu Da, grinning.

?? The villain Lu immediately changed his pitiful countenance, and turned around to complain to Master Xiaoli.

??He said that I always bully him, woo woo woo, how dare I, I'm just, I'm just an ordinary dog.

??I didn't realize until much later how difficult daily life is for a single husky in a human world, especially a two-person world like my two owners.

??Why……

??【Division line of perspective—】

?? "Chenchen, I always feel that our dog has a big opinion on me recently." Lu Pei picked up his half-bitten slippers, feeling a headache.

?? Li Chen took time out of the script to look at the slippers in the man's hand, and laughed without restraint. He laughed and said, "Haha, haven't you always had a problem with you?"

?? Lu Pei looked resentful: "That's different, he has a lot of opinions on me recently."

?? Li Chen smiled and said: "He is still a child. As long as you treat him well, he will naturally treat you well. How can there be any special opinions? Let me say that you usually look sullen and want to be dissatisfied Scared him."

?? Lu Pei touched his face, is his desire and dissatisfaction really so obvious?

??Li Chen was about to turn a page of the script when he was hugged by a man who pounced on him. The latter said coquettishly, "Then please satisfy me a little bit more, so I'll be happy every day."

?? Li Chen glanced at him with a half-smile: "Five or six days a week, aren't you satisfied?"

?? Lu Pei shook his head cheekily, "Not enough, really not enough."

?? Li Chen flicked his forehead lightly, and almost rolled his eyes: "Then you have to suffer from Haha's special opinion."

?? Lu Pei refused to accept, hugged the soft young man and complained one by one: "I'm serious, he just has a problem with me, don't believe me."

?? "I'll count for you. When I feed you or wipe your mouth when I eat, he always stares at me; when we take a shower and close the door, he always howls outside; in the toilet I give you As long as he sneaks in without paying attention, I will inevitably be bitten; also, when we were in the room and I pressed you down, he stared at me, wishing to drag me down."

?? "To sum up, he really has a problem with me." Lu Pei summed up solemnly, begging for comfort in aggrieved way, "Chenchen, I can't live through this day."

??Li Chen felt a subtle feeling when he heard it, and he suddenly asked, "Did you say something in front of him?"

?? Lu Pei's pitiful expression froze, and his eyes began to look up at the sky unconsciously.

?? "Be honest."

"Oh, I just told him...you are my wife alone."

??Li Chen raised his forehead, why would he say such things to an innocent single dog, Lu Pei, you have no heart!