Ghosts and gods do not enter the door
Chapter 294 Compulsory Education
Some people seem calm on the surface, but in fact, they have grown into Everest in their crotches.
In the past, Ding Mu thought that "putting up a small tent" was the best description of masculinity, but now it seems that "putting up a tent" may only be a description of the average level of men. Guan Yi's stuff is not covered by the word "average" at all. .
Is this person... Sugarcane Chengjing?
At first glance, he felt that his back was numb and his bones were crispy, and he even wondered if the good time between the two of them that night was not imagined by himself.
It's not his fault, anyone who sees this thing has to give Ding Mu a thumbs up.
For a moment, he didn't even know whether he should admire the man's astonishingly long sugarcane, or he should admire himself who could eat the sugarcane whole in his mouth.
He glanced at the princess and Sameer who had been brought in by the butler, and felt inexplicably grateful—if he hadn't entered the mountain, he might not be able to get up now.
"Bai Shan hasn't come yet." Guan Yi always thought that Chang Lefu would rush over to sit with them before dinner, but he didn't see the girl after watching for a long time, until he glanced at a certain corner, I couldn't help but let out a "tsk".
"Isn't it there?" Ding Mu raised his head to signal him.
"Looking at it." Guan Yi frowned.
That place is said to be a corner, but it’s actually not a corner, it’s just that it’s farther away from where they are sitting, and it’s not so far away that they can’t see it at a glance. The reason why Guan Yi frowned is because it’s close to the seat where Chang Lefu was sitting. On one seat sat a girl they had only seen today.
With blond hair and blue eyes, holding a fan, wearing a headscarf, she tilted her head and smiled proudly at Chang Lefu.
It looked vivid and bright like that, which was incompatible with the lifeless atmosphere in the hall.
Don't tell me, when Suzanne sat beside Chang Lefu, she really made Chang Lefu look like a heroic young man.
Very harmonious except that she is made darker by Suzanne.
"Look at her, sitting in front of her looks like her shadow." Guan Yi uttered sour words like an old father.
"I really worked hard for the clues." Ding Mu felt that this kind of spirit was worth learning. "We can't fall behind either."
Guan Yi turned his head and glanced at him, pursed his lips until the young man looked at him suspiciously, then he smiled complicatedly, shook his head and said, "You're right."
After the meal, before the two of them walked over to ask questions, the girl Chang Lefu ran away without a trace, in the blink of an eye.
"Shall we go to another place to try our luck?" Ding Mu asked, "Or go directly to the place where the princess is mainly active?"
Guan Yi thought for a while, nodded, and said, "OK."
"Wait for me, I'll go to the toilet first." Ding Mu bowed his hands, turned his head and walked to the toilet closest to the restaurant. He now has a psychological shadow on the toilet near the guest room, and has been resisting until eating After the meal, I couldn't help but wanted to go to the toilet.
The toilet closest to the restaurant looks like it is specially designed for many guests to enter. It is twice the size of the toilet on each floor of the guest room. There are many compartments, but there is no standing place.
There are only cubicles in this toilet, and there is no dedicated station for men.
This made him want to turn around and leave when he saw the toilet.
But the bursts of soreness from his bladder made him care less. He finally found a toilet that was not a guest room.
With an impatient "tsk", he picked the nearest cubicle and went in.
The physiological structure of men leads to a special convenient posture for men, but this toilet is marked "MAN" outside, but there is no standing position inside, obviously forcing people to enter the cubicle.
Will I meet the red cloak this time?
Ding Mu thought, and heaved a sigh of relief.
The soreness disappeared, bringing a subtle sense of relief, which made him unconsciously relax his vigilance.
It wasn't until he turned his head to go out that his face changed slightly.
A note was taped behind the door.
The note reads:
"The witch died in the fire, and the demon fell into the pit of the python.
The poisonous snake died in the lion's mouth, and the snake's den would never see light.
The wizard's eyes were gouged out, and the devil's heart was shattered.
Tragedy will never end unless God sees the light of day. "
At the same time, a voice sounded from next door: "Please read the verse on the note."
The voice is hoarse, with a special gasping sound.
As soon as this sentence was finished, the font on this note was like melting wax oil, starting from the bottom line, it melted quickly!
Before he could read the first sentence, most of the last sentence had disappeared.
This is a conspiracy.
He thought of the note that caused Sameer's tragedy, and it was the same. The lines on it slowly disappeared, but the lines on that piece of paper disappeared from the first line, while this note disappeared from the last line. start to disappear.
Sameer is considered the devil for not reading the last sentence.
If it was someone else, they might not read it to save their lives, or quickly read it from the beginning, and even rejoiced that it disappeared from the last sentence, at least some words were left for him.
But Ding Mu, who is familiar with the plot of the fairy tale, knew that if he really started reading from the first sentence, he might be killed before he finished reading the first sentence.
After several days of repeated reading, he has memorized all the verses and all the corresponding wrong verses, so even if all the verses on this paper disappear, it will not have any effect on him.
"Please read the verses on the note, only the devil can't see the verses on the note." The hoarse voice sounded again.
It was cold and low, like a boa constrictor coiled in the abyss.
Ding Mu thought about it for a while, and recited: "Tragedies will never end, unless God sees the light of day.
The wizard's eyes were gouged out, and the devil's heart was shattered.
The poisonous snake died in the lion's mouth, and the snake's den would never see light.
The witch died in the fire, and the demon fell into the pit of the boa constrictor. "
He recited the verse backwards.
When the last sentence came out of his mouth, the last word on the note disappeared.
The owner of the voice didn't seem to have thought of this kind of response method, and was suddenly surprised. Even the voice seemed a little annoyed, and said angrily: "Who are you?! How can you recite this poem?!"
Ding Mu's skills still come from elementary school. God knows what kind of crazy methods their teachers used to make them recite every text. After compiling the text into a song, he didn't know what he was thinking, and his brain twitched, and he replied: "I am a beneficiary of the nine-year compulsory education."
In the past, Ding Mu thought that "putting up a small tent" was the best description of masculinity, but now it seems that "putting up a tent" may only be a description of the average level of men. Guan Yi's stuff is not covered by the word "average" at all. .
Is this person... Sugarcane Chengjing?
At first glance, he felt that his back was numb and his bones were crispy, and he even wondered if the good time between the two of them that night was not imagined by himself.
It's not his fault, anyone who sees this thing has to give Ding Mu a thumbs up.
For a moment, he didn't even know whether he should admire the man's astonishingly long sugarcane, or he should admire himself who could eat the sugarcane whole in his mouth.
He glanced at the princess and Sameer who had been brought in by the butler, and felt inexplicably grateful—if he hadn't entered the mountain, he might not be able to get up now.
"Bai Shan hasn't come yet." Guan Yi always thought that Chang Lefu would rush over to sit with them before dinner, but he didn't see the girl after watching for a long time, until he glanced at a certain corner, I couldn't help but let out a "tsk".
"Isn't it there?" Ding Mu raised his head to signal him.
"Looking at it." Guan Yi frowned.
That place is said to be a corner, but it’s actually not a corner, it’s just that it’s farther away from where they are sitting, and it’s not so far away that they can’t see it at a glance. The reason why Guan Yi frowned is because it’s close to the seat where Chang Lefu was sitting. On one seat sat a girl they had only seen today.
With blond hair and blue eyes, holding a fan, wearing a headscarf, she tilted her head and smiled proudly at Chang Lefu.
It looked vivid and bright like that, which was incompatible with the lifeless atmosphere in the hall.
Don't tell me, when Suzanne sat beside Chang Lefu, she really made Chang Lefu look like a heroic young man.
Very harmonious except that she is made darker by Suzanne.
"Look at her, sitting in front of her looks like her shadow." Guan Yi uttered sour words like an old father.
"I really worked hard for the clues." Ding Mu felt that this kind of spirit was worth learning. "We can't fall behind either."
Guan Yi turned his head and glanced at him, pursed his lips until the young man looked at him suspiciously, then he smiled complicatedly, shook his head and said, "You're right."
After the meal, before the two of them walked over to ask questions, the girl Chang Lefu ran away without a trace, in the blink of an eye.
"Shall we go to another place to try our luck?" Ding Mu asked, "Or go directly to the place where the princess is mainly active?"
Guan Yi thought for a while, nodded, and said, "OK."
"Wait for me, I'll go to the toilet first." Ding Mu bowed his hands, turned his head and walked to the toilet closest to the restaurant. He now has a psychological shadow on the toilet near the guest room, and has been resisting until eating After the meal, I couldn't help but wanted to go to the toilet.
The toilet closest to the restaurant looks like it is specially designed for many guests to enter. It is twice the size of the toilet on each floor of the guest room. There are many compartments, but there is no standing place.
There are only cubicles in this toilet, and there is no dedicated station for men.
This made him want to turn around and leave when he saw the toilet.
But the bursts of soreness from his bladder made him care less. He finally found a toilet that was not a guest room.
With an impatient "tsk", he picked the nearest cubicle and went in.
The physiological structure of men leads to a special convenient posture for men, but this toilet is marked "MAN" outside, but there is no standing position inside, obviously forcing people to enter the cubicle.
Will I meet the red cloak this time?
Ding Mu thought, and heaved a sigh of relief.
The soreness disappeared, bringing a subtle sense of relief, which made him unconsciously relax his vigilance.
It wasn't until he turned his head to go out that his face changed slightly.
A note was taped behind the door.
The note reads:
"The witch died in the fire, and the demon fell into the pit of the python.
The poisonous snake died in the lion's mouth, and the snake's den would never see light.
The wizard's eyes were gouged out, and the devil's heart was shattered.
Tragedy will never end unless God sees the light of day. "
At the same time, a voice sounded from next door: "Please read the verse on the note."
The voice is hoarse, with a special gasping sound.
As soon as this sentence was finished, the font on this note was like melting wax oil, starting from the bottom line, it melted quickly!
Before he could read the first sentence, most of the last sentence had disappeared.
This is a conspiracy.
He thought of the note that caused Sameer's tragedy, and it was the same. The lines on it slowly disappeared, but the lines on that piece of paper disappeared from the first line, while this note disappeared from the last line. start to disappear.
Sameer is considered the devil for not reading the last sentence.
If it was someone else, they might not read it to save their lives, or quickly read it from the beginning, and even rejoiced that it disappeared from the last sentence, at least some words were left for him.
But Ding Mu, who is familiar with the plot of the fairy tale, knew that if he really started reading from the first sentence, he might be killed before he finished reading the first sentence.
After several days of repeated reading, he has memorized all the verses and all the corresponding wrong verses, so even if all the verses on this paper disappear, it will not have any effect on him.
"Please read the verses on the note, only the devil can't see the verses on the note." The hoarse voice sounded again.
It was cold and low, like a boa constrictor coiled in the abyss.
Ding Mu thought about it for a while, and recited: "Tragedies will never end, unless God sees the light of day.
The wizard's eyes were gouged out, and the devil's heart was shattered.
The poisonous snake died in the lion's mouth, and the snake's den would never see light.
The witch died in the fire, and the demon fell into the pit of the boa constrictor. "
He recited the verse backwards.
When the last sentence came out of his mouth, the last word on the note disappeared.
The owner of the voice didn't seem to have thought of this kind of response method, and was suddenly surprised. Even the voice seemed a little annoyed, and said angrily: "Who are you?! How can you recite this poem?!"
Ding Mu's skills still come from elementary school. God knows what kind of crazy methods their teachers used to make them recite every text. After compiling the text into a song, he didn't know what he was thinking, and his brain twitched, and he replied: "I am a beneficiary of the nine-year compulsory education."
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