"Ah, I was thinking about work." Aizen Soyousuke smiled apologetically at Asahina Hana, "Suddenly a lot of work came, so I might not be able to take you out today."
Asahina Hana felt that her conscience was scolding her mother again.
Look at everyone working so hard, you still have the nerve to make trouble!
"It doesn't matter to me, the time to play games is over." Asahina Hana rushed Aizen Soyousuke and shook the phone, "Seeing that you have been busy this morning, is there anything I can do to help?"
After a pause, she said, "I'm a quick learner. If you tell me what to do, I can help you."
Aizen Soyousuke still shook his head, "No, just have fun."
These are all documents that he needs to write by hand. Unless he learns handwriting, he can't fool other people.
Therefore, even if he wanted to finish the work quickly, he couldn't agree to this tempting proposal.
You can't let Hua Jiang do silver work.
Ichimaru Gin: Is that my job? ? ?
Seeing what the girl wanted to say, Aizen Soyousuke changed the topic in time, "I said why is it so quiet, where did Pang Pang go?"
"Just before, when I was looking at the stock of ingredients in your kitchen, I said 'I don't seem to have much to eat', and Pangpang flew out by himself." Asahi Naka's attention was suddenly taken away, " Or Soyousuke, you know about it, where do you think Fat Pang has gone?"
"...I would like to—"
"Bang bang bang!"
A knock on the door interrupted Aizen Soyousuke's words.
"I'll open it." Asahina Hana ran to open the door without thinking too much, completely forgetting that she was still a 'transparent person' here.
With a creak, Songbai appeared at the door with a sack full of things in his mouth. Seeing that it was Asahina Hana who came to open the door, he immediately let go of his mouth and pounced, "Chirp!"
The opening of the bag was not tied up. When it touched the ground, the contents inside rolled out. The first thing that came out was a juicy Chinese cabbage, and then other things underneath also ran away one after another. come out.
Big root, long taro, carrot, eggplant, tomato, potato, and a few scallions.
Asahina swears she heard the sound of something breaking.
Seeing the girl's back froze, Aizen Soyousuke decided to finish the rest of the sentence, "——I should go to steal from the rich and give to the poor."
Songbai: Here comes the food.
"How can you teach it this kind of thing!" Asahinaka hugged the pine and cypress, and looked at Aizen Soyousuke with a painful expression on her face, "It's wrong to steal things! Even if you become invisible!"
"Hey, hey, why are you blaming me again?" Aizen Soyousuke resolutely refused to take the blame, "I won't do that kind of inferior thing."
"Chirp!" Nonsense!I saw you went to the [-]th Division to steal something!That egg-like thing!
Songbai tried to expose the man's hypocritical lies and let the master know how bad this man's character is, but unfortunately the latter couldn't understand at all.
"Maybe it's a habit I developed when I was wandering outside. You also know how difficult it is for wild animals to find food." The man continued to defend himself, and the reasons he gave sounded like that.
Naka Asahina believed it, and she no longer looked at Aizen Soyousuke with reprimand.
She bowed her head and said to Songbai: "You can't steal things anymore, you know? This is a bad habit. If you are hungry, ask Yousuke to buy food for you. Well... look for Yousuke when you are here, Follow me after you go back."
"Chirp!" Good master!
"So cute." Asahina smiled and rubbed Song Bai's little head, then got up and dragged the sack of things and walked towards the kitchen, "Now let's see what you brought back."
Aizen Soyousuke leaned against the door frame of the kitchen, looked at the big and small people who were head to head inside, "I thought you would send Pangpang back."
"How do I send it back?" Asahina turned sideways, allowing him to see a cucumber with a big hole on the chopping board. The latter shrugged and said nothing.
Asahi Naka thought very clearly, no matter where Pang Pang took these things from, most of the family has already found out that a thief has entered the house, and sending them back will only make things more messy, it is better to make up for it afterwards.
Just treat it as something bought, Asahi Naka comforted herself like this.
But in the end she was still feeling sorry, Asahina raised her clean finger and tapped the pines and cypresses on the forehead.
"You must never do this kind of thing again! Do you hear me?"
"Chirp!" Songbai shrank his head and screamed, all his tail feathers drooped.
It was rare to see Pang Pang look so cowardly, Aizen Soyousuke felt very relieved.
——Finally someone can control this little overlord.
Aizen Soyousuke chuckled, and after reading it for a while, he went back to the study and continued working, leaving Asahina Hana to continue busy cleaning up.
Aizen Soyousuke unexpectedly found that he didn't hate having more personal feelings in his life, and even had the urge to go on like this for the rest of his life.
What are you thinking about.
He shook his head and shook off the inexplicable thought.
Asahina concentrated on handling the somewhat damaged fruits and vegetables, and Songbai wanted to help, but those sharp claws would only help more and more.
After it rotted a juicy tomato and dyed its feathers red, Asahina Hana lifted it up and put it aside to prevent it from messing around again.
"Stay here and don't move!"
Song Bai felt wronged and moved his body, his round eyeballs moved with the change of the girl's position.
Half an hour later, Asahina finally sorted everything. She put the damaged ones outside, and put the intact ones under the shelf.
She raised her hand to wipe the sweat that didn't exist on her forehead, and took a long breath.
"Finally." She said to herself.
Naka Asahina glanced under the window sill, and didn't know whether to say it was too honest or too timid, but it really didn't move at all, and the stained place was still dirty.
Songbai was dozed off by the sun, but still tried to fight against the Sandman. Wu Chu opened his eyes suddenly when he was about to fall asleep for the first time, and then continued to fight with eyelids.
Now it's time to give Fatty a bath.
Asahina washed off the dust and dirt on her hands, then took out a wooden basin, filled some clean water, and walked towards the pine and cypress.
Two minutes later, the pines and cypresses let out a miserable cry.
"Chirp!!!" Kill the bird! ! !
Asahi Naka was startled by the pines and cypresses fluttering in the water, her arms were raised and she didn't know where to start, but she just stood by for a while, and a large dark mark was left on her clothes, all of which were The water splashed when the pines and cypresses flutter.
After all the water in the basin was tossed by it, the pines and cypresses kept jumping up and down under the wooden basin, just like a fish out of water.
Since it was useless to call Fatty, Asahina had already retreated to a safe area, waiting quietly for it to subside.
But the water was gone, and the wooden basin was still making noises, even shaking from side to side from time to time, Asahina Hana walked over hesitantly, "Fatty?"
Without that cold touch, Songbai's sanity is slowly returning, and when he hears Asahinaka's voice again, it finally responds.
"Chirp?" Am I still alive?
Even though she couldn't understand the bird's language, Asahina Hana could still see its cautiousness, and felt amused and proud at the same time.
To be able to cover the eyes with the wings and carefully look out this kind of human action, Pang Pang is really not an ordinary bird.
This is her bird!
"Chirp!" I'm still alive!
Confirming that there is no terrible water around, Songbai jumped up excitedly, but because the wings were already soaked, he couldn't fly at all. He jumped to a height of more than ten centimeters and fell down with a snap, falling back face-down In the tub.
Songbai didn't realize what happened for a while: who am I, where am I and what happened?
"Hmm..." Looking at the drowned bird, Asahina made a hesitant voice, "You are fat...you are really not puffy..."
The original pines and cypresses are covered with fluffy feathers. Even if they look big, they will give people the illusion that maybe the feathers are too long. Of course, after touching or feeling the weight, there will be no such feeling.
Asahina Hana, who has experienced both, tried to deceive herself that being fat is just puffiness, not really overweight, but now the feathers are wet and all stick to her body tightly, outlining the round shape The arc has changed from the original fat bird ball to the current bird ball which is slightly smaller.
Yes, it should be small, right?
"You actually gave it a bath."
Aizen Soyousuke came out when he heard the sound of pinging, pinging, bang, bang, bang. Although he knew that nothing serious would happen, he still felt that his heart was being grabbed by his hands. This feeling of being out of breath until he saw It was only when the girl was safe and sound that she quickly faded away like a tide.
The water stains on the ground are obvious, almost everywhere, Aizen Soyousuke thought it was Asahina who accidentally knocked over the water basin, and when he got closer, he found some miserable-looking little guy.
It's getting uglier.
He looked at the pines and cypresses lying on the bottom of the basin with some disgust.
Asahina turned around helplessly, "I, I just think that Pang Pang is too dirty, so..."
Aizen Soyousuke almost couldn't control his unicorn arm again, "It often makes a mess, you can just wipe it casually, if you wash it with water—"
He glanced at the floor schematically, "It will look like this."
Although birds are not afraid of water, they also hate getting their wings wet by water, because it will make them unable to fly, which will lead to all kinds of terrible tragedies. Generally, as long as the birds are placed in a place with water, they will Will clean up the dirty place by myself.
Aizen Soyousuke used to be the same as Asahina Hana. He had no experience in raising birds, and he didn't have any books on how to raise birds. Seeing the vitality of pines and cypresses, he acted boldly.
That period of time can be said to be wild, if it weren't for his quick movements, the pines and cypresses would have been plucked, and Aizen Soyousuke was also on the verge of breaking out every day due to the vengeful little thing. Because Songbai didn't clean himself every time he came back from going out, the quilt and pillow of Aizen Soyousuke's bed were covered with gray footprints and various marks.
When all his patience was exhausted, Aizen Soyousuke grabbed the hopeless pine and cypress with one hand, and Kyoka Suigetsu with the other.
"I'll give you two choices, either clean yourself up, or I'll stew you right away."
The man's ferocious smile was deeply imprinted in Songbai's mind, until he obediently cleaned himself up, Songbai finally got rid of the frightening stare.
"It's good to be here earlier." Aizen Soyousuke touched the pines and cypresses with satisfaction, "I'll keep it clean in the future."
Song Bai, who was threatened by words again, wanted to cry but had no tears.
Master help! !
The author has something to say: The second ww on New Year's Eve should be eating New Year's Eve dinner at this time, right?
Thanks to [Shijin] Little Fairy for her mines! !
Asahina Hana felt that her conscience was scolding her mother again.
Look at everyone working so hard, you still have the nerve to make trouble!
"It doesn't matter to me, the time to play games is over." Asahina Hana rushed Aizen Soyousuke and shook the phone, "Seeing that you have been busy this morning, is there anything I can do to help?"
After a pause, she said, "I'm a quick learner. If you tell me what to do, I can help you."
Aizen Soyousuke still shook his head, "No, just have fun."
These are all documents that he needs to write by hand. Unless he learns handwriting, he can't fool other people.
Therefore, even if he wanted to finish the work quickly, he couldn't agree to this tempting proposal.
You can't let Hua Jiang do silver work.
Ichimaru Gin: Is that my job? ? ?
Seeing what the girl wanted to say, Aizen Soyousuke changed the topic in time, "I said why is it so quiet, where did Pang Pang go?"
"Just before, when I was looking at the stock of ingredients in your kitchen, I said 'I don't seem to have much to eat', and Pangpang flew out by himself." Asahi Naka's attention was suddenly taken away, " Or Soyousuke, you know about it, where do you think Fat Pang has gone?"
"...I would like to—"
"Bang bang bang!"
A knock on the door interrupted Aizen Soyousuke's words.
"I'll open it." Asahina Hana ran to open the door without thinking too much, completely forgetting that she was still a 'transparent person' here.
With a creak, Songbai appeared at the door with a sack full of things in his mouth. Seeing that it was Asahina Hana who came to open the door, he immediately let go of his mouth and pounced, "Chirp!"
The opening of the bag was not tied up. When it touched the ground, the contents inside rolled out. The first thing that came out was a juicy Chinese cabbage, and then other things underneath also ran away one after another. come out.
Big root, long taro, carrot, eggplant, tomato, potato, and a few scallions.
Asahina swears she heard the sound of something breaking.
Seeing the girl's back froze, Aizen Soyousuke decided to finish the rest of the sentence, "——I should go to steal from the rich and give to the poor."
Songbai: Here comes the food.
"How can you teach it this kind of thing!" Asahinaka hugged the pine and cypress, and looked at Aizen Soyousuke with a painful expression on her face, "It's wrong to steal things! Even if you become invisible!"
"Hey, hey, why are you blaming me again?" Aizen Soyousuke resolutely refused to take the blame, "I won't do that kind of inferior thing."
"Chirp!" Nonsense!I saw you went to the [-]th Division to steal something!That egg-like thing!
Songbai tried to expose the man's hypocritical lies and let the master know how bad this man's character is, but unfortunately the latter couldn't understand at all.
"Maybe it's a habit I developed when I was wandering outside. You also know how difficult it is for wild animals to find food." The man continued to defend himself, and the reasons he gave sounded like that.
Naka Asahina believed it, and she no longer looked at Aizen Soyousuke with reprimand.
She bowed her head and said to Songbai: "You can't steal things anymore, you know? This is a bad habit. If you are hungry, ask Yousuke to buy food for you. Well... look for Yousuke when you are here, Follow me after you go back."
"Chirp!" Good master!
"So cute." Asahina smiled and rubbed Song Bai's little head, then got up and dragged the sack of things and walked towards the kitchen, "Now let's see what you brought back."
Aizen Soyousuke leaned against the door frame of the kitchen, looked at the big and small people who were head to head inside, "I thought you would send Pangpang back."
"How do I send it back?" Asahina turned sideways, allowing him to see a cucumber with a big hole on the chopping board. The latter shrugged and said nothing.
Asahi Naka thought very clearly, no matter where Pang Pang took these things from, most of the family has already found out that a thief has entered the house, and sending them back will only make things more messy, it is better to make up for it afterwards.
Just treat it as something bought, Asahi Naka comforted herself like this.
But in the end she was still feeling sorry, Asahina raised her clean finger and tapped the pines and cypresses on the forehead.
"You must never do this kind of thing again! Do you hear me?"
"Chirp!" Songbai shrank his head and screamed, all his tail feathers drooped.
It was rare to see Pang Pang look so cowardly, Aizen Soyousuke felt very relieved.
——Finally someone can control this little overlord.
Aizen Soyousuke chuckled, and after reading it for a while, he went back to the study and continued working, leaving Asahina Hana to continue busy cleaning up.
Aizen Soyousuke unexpectedly found that he didn't hate having more personal feelings in his life, and even had the urge to go on like this for the rest of his life.
What are you thinking about.
He shook his head and shook off the inexplicable thought.
Asahina concentrated on handling the somewhat damaged fruits and vegetables, and Songbai wanted to help, but those sharp claws would only help more and more.
After it rotted a juicy tomato and dyed its feathers red, Asahina Hana lifted it up and put it aside to prevent it from messing around again.
"Stay here and don't move!"
Song Bai felt wronged and moved his body, his round eyeballs moved with the change of the girl's position.
Half an hour later, Asahina finally sorted everything. She put the damaged ones outside, and put the intact ones under the shelf.
She raised her hand to wipe the sweat that didn't exist on her forehead, and took a long breath.
"Finally." She said to herself.
Naka Asahina glanced under the window sill, and didn't know whether to say it was too honest or too timid, but it really didn't move at all, and the stained place was still dirty.
Songbai was dozed off by the sun, but still tried to fight against the Sandman. Wu Chu opened his eyes suddenly when he was about to fall asleep for the first time, and then continued to fight with eyelids.
Now it's time to give Fatty a bath.
Asahina washed off the dust and dirt on her hands, then took out a wooden basin, filled some clean water, and walked towards the pine and cypress.
Two minutes later, the pines and cypresses let out a miserable cry.
"Chirp!!!" Kill the bird! ! !
Asahi Naka was startled by the pines and cypresses fluttering in the water, her arms were raised and she didn't know where to start, but she just stood by for a while, and a large dark mark was left on her clothes, all of which were The water splashed when the pines and cypresses flutter.
After all the water in the basin was tossed by it, the pines and cypresses kept jumping up and down under the wooden basin, just like a fish out of water.
Since it was useless to call Fatty, Asahina had already retreated to a safe area, waiting quietly for it to subside.
But the water was gone, and the wooden basin was still making noises, even shaking from side to side from time to time, Asahina Hana walked over hesitantly, "Fatty?"
Without that cold touch, Songbai's sanity is slowly returning, and when he hears Asahinaka's voice again, it finally responds.
"Chirp?" Am I still alive?
Even though she couldn't understand the bird's language, Asahina Hana could still see its cautiousness, and felt amused and proud at the same time.
To be able to cover the eyes with the wings and carefully look out this kind of human action, Pang Pang is really not an ordinary bird.
This is her bird!
"Chirp!" I'm still alive!
Confirming that there is no terrible water around, Songbai jumped up excitedly, but because the wings were already soaked, he couldn't fly at all. He jumped to a height of more than ten centimeters and fell down with a snap, falling back face-down In the tub.
Songbai didn't realize what happened for a while: who am I, where am I and what happened?
"Hmm..." Looking at the drowned bird, Asahina made a hesitant voice, "You are fat...you are really not puffy..."
The original pines and cypresses are covered with fluffy feathers. Even if they look big, they will give people the illusion that maybe the feathers are too long. Of course, after touching or feeling the weight, there will be no such feeling.
Asahina Hana, who has experienced both, tried to deceive herself that being fat is just puffiness, not really overweight, but now the feathers are wet and all stick to her body tightly, outlining the round shape The arc has changed from the original fat bird ball to the current bird ball which is slightly smaller.
Yes, it should be small, right?
"You actually gave it a bath."
Aizen Soyousuke came out when he heard the sound of pinging, pinging, bang, bang, bang. Although he knew that nothing serious would happen, he still felt that his heart was being grabbed by his hands. This feeling of being out of breath until he saw It was only when the girl was safe and sound that she quickly faded away like a tide.
The water stains on the ground are obvious, almost everywhere, Aizen Soyousuke thought it was Asahina who accidentally knocked over the water basin, and when he got closer, he found some miserable-looking little guy.
It's getting uglier.
He looked at the pines and cypresses lying on the bottom of the basin with some disgust.
Asahina turned around helplessly, "I, I just think that Pang Pang is too dirty, so..."
Aizen Soyousuke almost couldn't control his unicorn arm again, "It often makes a mess, you can just wipe it casually, if you wash it with water—"
He glanced at the floor schematically, "It will look like this."
Although birds are not afraid of water, they also hate getting their wings wet by water, because it will make them unable to fly, which will lead to all kinds of terrible tragedies. Generally, as long as the birds are placed in a place with water, they will Will clean up the dirty place by myself.
Aizen Soyousuke used to be the same as Asahina Hana. He had no experience in raising birds, and he didn't have any books on how to raise birds. Seeing the vitality of pines and cypresses, he acted boldly.
That period of time can be said to be wild, if it weren't for his quick movements, the pines and cypresses would have been plucked, and Aizen Soyousuke was also on the verge of breaking out every day due to the vengeful little thing. Because Songbai didn't clean himself every time he came back from going out, the quilt and pillow of Aizen Soyousuke's bed were covered with gray footprints and various marks.
When all his patience was exhausted, Aizen Soyousuke grabbed the hopeless pine and cypress with one hand, and Kyoka Suigetsu with the other.
"I'll give you two choices, either clean yourself up, or I'll stew you right away."
The man's ferocious smile was deeply imprinted in Songbai's mind, until he obediently cleaned himself up, Songbai finally got rid of the frightening stare.
"It's good to be here earlier." Aizen Soyousuke touched the pines and cypresses with satisfaction, "I'll keep it clean in the future."
Song Bai, who was threatened by words again, wanted to cry but had no tears.
Master help! !
The author has something to say: The second ww on New Year's Eve should be eating New Year's Eve dinner at this time, right?
Thanks to [Shijin] Little Fairy for her mines! !
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