Horror NPC thinks I have a crush on him

"Salad, salad..." There was a strange sound of small friction coming from outside the door.

"Squeak—" The door was pushed open, pale and thin hands rested on the side of the door, and then a face with a paper mask was revealed.

The man who came in was tall and thin, and his complexion was as white as white paper. The paper mask on his face was not so much a mask as it was just wet the paper with water and pasted it on his face. Black void.The whole person doesn't look like a living person at all, more like a paper man made of paper at a funeral.

He was wearing a black paper suit with the hem turned up straight, the cheap black as if painted on with ink.

"Hello, students!" he shouted loudly, bending over ninety degrees exaggeratedly.

"Welcome to Class A of Senior One! I am your homeroom teacher and your math teacher, you can call me Tispi! Let us spend the next year together! If you can live to the end of the year .”

He grinned.

"Let me tell you about the three rules of our senior one class.

Article [-]: We are a strict class group, a class group with a sense of honor!

There will be an exam every day, and the exam time is from three o'clock in the afternoon to twelve midnight every day.No.1 in each exam will get a little red flower, and the last one in the exam—" He twitched the corner of his mouth and laughed, revealing two rows of neat and fine fangs from his mouth.

"Ah, sorry." He restrained his smile and made a sad expression.

"The last one has to leave our class! Everyone knows that we are an excellent class body, and the bastards and garbage who are not good are not worthy of being a member of our class A! And at the end, only the best Only a few students can leave the campus smoothly and become the future star of our Yeyang High School!"

[The main mission has started!

Mission name: [Escape from Yeyang High School]

Mission requirements: Escape from Yeyang High School.

Task time: 30 day

Task reward: basic skill points × 50]

Combined with the long-awaited main mission and the words of the paper figurine, several players present began to think about it.

"Rule [-]: You must return to your dormitory to rest at one o'clock in the morning every day, and you can't leave until after six o'clock in the morning. By the way, the opening hours of the cafeteria are from [-]:[-] to [-]:[-] a.m., and from [-]:[-] to [-]:[-] noon. , and from seven to eight in the evening."

"Then teacher, what is the third class rule?" The old hunter raised his hand.

"Shut your mouth, the third rule is: don't ask random questions!" The paper figurine put on a straight face, and soon laughed again. "Since it's the first day of school! Of course there will be a test to celebrate!"

"Get back to your seats!" he yelled sharply. "Test! Test!"

Brother Conquer quickly ran back to his seat, and Shen Mian also walked back.

The paper figurine looked around and tapped on the old table on the podium for a while.

"I forgot to bring the paper." He slapped his head, took out a paper knife from the drawer, cut off his withered right arm, untied the tightly rolled paper strips, and pulled out a few An uncut test paper. "It's okay, it can be used barely."

The crumpled test paper was quickly distributed to the ten players present one by one by the paper figurines.

"Teacher?" Sheng Wan, whose eyes were still hurting, tried to get his attention, "Is there a Braille test paper? I can't see anything, so I can't take the test at all."

The paper man waved the severed arm and ignored him at all.

"There are still 10 minutes until the end of the exam! Hurry up and answer!"

Yes, Sheng Wan and the others didn't pay attention to the time when they came in just now, and now the clock in front of the classroom has pointed to [-]:[-] midnight.

"What kind of problems are these! Can the trash mastermind be a human being!"

Sitting in the first row, Tian Lizi, a girl with double ponytails, was dumbfounded by the questions on the test paper. As a horror anchor, she had broadcast many horror games before. She was tortured repeatedly in the novice level, and finally reached the fifth level but encountered such a ten-player dungeon.

The corner of the crumpled paper was still stained with some unknown liquid, she scratched it with the tip of the pen, and took the paper farther away.

There were only four simple questions on the paper, two questions on the left half and two questions on the right half. Tian Lizi read the first question first.

1. It is known that there is a red cake now, and three students, Xiaolu, Puchi, and Pala, can divide it into pieces. How can I cut it to get the biggest cake with two knives?

The problem of dividing the cake is the most common problem in elementary school Mathematical Olympiads, but why is it emphasized that the cake is red?And why are the names of these classmates so strange?

Tian Lizi thought for a while, she defaulted that the cake is round, and the area of ​​the whole circle is 360 degrees, so just cut the cake in half with the first knife, and make another cut with the second knife at an angle of [-] degrees with the first knife.The whole cake is divided into four pieces, one person takes two small pieces, and the remaining two people take one big piece each.

There is a barrage in her live broadcast room.

[I can still learn math in horror games]

[This copy is so scary]

2. A shepherd, a ghost, a demon, and a corpse cross the river, but the boat can only carry three of them at a time. How can I cross the river smoothly?

Isn't this a simple question of the shepherd crossing the river?But why not the most common wolves, sheep and cabbages, but ghosts, demons and corpses?

Demons and ghosts?Tian Lizi had no idea, and looked to the next question.

3. An injured person climbs up from the bottom of a 100-meter-deep well, climbs up 30 meters per hour and then slides down 20 meters. How many hours does it take for this person to leave?

[This topic is simple!It is equivalent to only climbing 10 meters per hour, so it only takes 100/10=10 hours to leave! ]

[But can he really... climb to the mouth of the well without eating or drinking? ]

Sweet pears have a 10 written on them.

4.3只鬼3天吃了3个人，照这样的效率，10只鬼10天能吃()个人？

[This is too simple!Ten ghosts eat ten people a day, and ten ghosts can eat a hundred people in ten days! ]

Tian Lizi checked her test paper and found that there was nothing wrong with it.

"Hand in the paper! Put down the pen in your hand immediately!" The paper figurine Tispi picked up the papers on several people's tables one by one from front to back. sleep.Some players were very disturbed and frightened. The girl in the couple let out a scream when the paper figurine came over, and leaned back on the back of the chair as far away from him as possible.

When Tispi walked to the end and picked up Sheng Wan's paper, he let out a shrill laugh.

Sheng Wan's paper was empty, he didn't write anything.

You can't ask too much from a blind person who can't see, Sheng Wan can't even see the title.

"Are you ready to be eliminated, my cute little trash?"

Sheng Wan smiled, "Spitting out the word trash all day, could it be that you are the trash can?"

The paper man Tespi returned to the podium. He bit off the index finger of his other hand, and bright red blood flowed out from it. He used the blood as ink to mark the paper on the table.

"Okay!" He held up the paper with one hand. "Then our preliminary test is over! Next, I will announce the final result——"

"Luo: 100 points!

The gods don't sleep tonight: 75 points!

Nightmare old hunter: 50 points!

Nightmare Night Emperor: 25 points!

Nightmare blood kill: 0 points!

Kneeling homework and singing conquest: 0 points!

A bowl of sugar water: 0 points!

Braised pork rice: 0 points!

Sweet pears: 0 points!

Xiang Lai Yuan Qian: 0 points!

But how affectionate: 0 points! "

"I didn't expect my classmates to give me such a big surprise as soon as they came!"

Tianlizi turned pale immediately.How could it be!Her final score turned out to be zero! But why?Out of the four questions, she wrote three questions. Didn't she write all the questions correctly?

"When the lowest scores are the same, the tradition of our class A is to use the fairest method - random drawing!" Tispi had already taken out seven balls of paper from his pocket, and took out another low-quality flower. plastic small red flowers.

Sheng Wan realized something was wrong. When the system came in, it clearly stated that this was a ten-player dungeon, and the names read out by Tispi had eleven people.When he first entered the dungeon, he didn't have time to pay attention to this problem because of the sudden pain in his eyes. Now it seems...

In other words, one of them is not a player, so who is this person?

It seemed that the people who came in a team, that is, the couple, he, Shen Mian, and Meng Meng ruled out the suspicion, and they knew each other.However, the ghost can completely kill the player and then replace the player's identity, which is safer and more reliable.

He frowned and fumbled to open the left note.

"Congratulations to our lucky winner!" Tespi snapped his fingers.

On Sheng Wan's left, the man in the couple complained.

"Why me?" The note in his hand was opened, and it was painted red, while the notes in other people's hands were all white.

"It's not fair at all!"

"Oh no! There has never been any unfairness in our Class A!"

"The person who draws the note will leave Class A! This is the class rule!" Tispi's body surged, and countless waves flew out of it.

A column made of water suddenly appeared, trapping the man whose ID was "Naihe Qingshen". He struggled, but no matter what he couldn't do without such a narrow column of water, he seemed to be trapped in a In a transparent fish tank without glass.

The woman jumped on the water column, trying to save him, but to no avail.

"Can you guys help me?" She asked in a panic to the old hunter who had just promised to lead her through the customs. "If he is rescued, we will listen to you for this dungeon!"

"I can't help." The old hunter spread his hands. "This is the rule of the game and cannot be violated. If he violates the rule, he will die."

"Gulu, Gulu." Naihe drank a few mouthfuls of water with a deep expression on his face, his body twitched, and finally stopped moving.The water column then disappeared, together with Nai He's affectionate corpse.

A system prompt appears at this time, and the player "Naihe Qingshen" has died.

"Today's exam is over, please arrive at the student dormitory before one o'clock to rest! The dormitory number is posted at the door!" Tispi ordered, and all the players dared not have any contempt.

Luo walked up to Sheng Wan and helped him walk towards the door. His hands were cold and his skin was delicate and smooth.

"Thank you, but my world may not be of much help." Sheng Wan thanked him softly. "It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter whether you win or lose the game. I'm just playing casually."

Xuesha from the Nightmare team passed by them at this time, he snorted softly, pushed Sheng Wan aside, and went to the outside of the classroom with the rest to see the dormitory number.

He obviously felt that Luo's words, who got full marks in the test, were pretentious.

Only after Meng Yan and the others had left did Sheng Wan and the others go to see the dormitory number. There were eleven people in total, nine boys and two girls.

Boys live in two dormitories, No. 4 dormitory building No. 144 and No. 148, Shen Mian, Luo, Yehuang, Xuesha, Sheng Wan live in No. 144 dormitory, and the remaining four (now three people) Braised pork Fan, Old Hunter, and Conquer live at No. 148.

"How did you answer the question about shepherds, ghosts, demons and corpses crossing the river?" Shen Mian asked Luo with great interest. He only lost points on this question.

"I guessed that the ghost ate the shepherd, and the devil ate the ghost and carried the corpse across the river. I didn't expect to be right," Luo said.

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