Horror NPC thinks I have a crush on him

"What the hell is wrong! What's wrong with this fish this year!"

Old Liu muttered, and made an indistinct sound like blowing his nose from his nose.

The rough black and yellow hands were immersed in the water again, and the empty fishing net was easily thrown out by him. The crystal water droplets scattered everywhere, and a thin silver-white line burst out in the air, falling into the water naturally and gracefully.

But empty net, empty net, still empty net.

He has been fishing on the Heijiang River for a day with this small electric fishing boat, but he has not caught a single fish.This is really strange, it is the fishing season in Heijiang, how can there be no fish in this river?

This is contrary to what Lao Liu has learned in the past 46 years on this river.Much of this was learned from his father.

In his opinion, the fact that the fish are fat, stupid and easy to fish in autumn is the same as the sun will rise from the east tomorrow, and it is impossible to pick up clams by the river. He must have a son in this life, his son It is just as natural and logical to have to fish with him in the future.

The cool autumn wind brought the smell of reed grass and a strange stench that came from nowhere, and slid gently down his back.

He spat viciously into the river, thinking that it was all due to the exhaust fumes emitted by the people in the big cities that melted the glaciers at the two poles.Because the world is globalized, some people have to wipe the ass of other people's mistakes.

Buddha bless, Bodhisattva bless, God bless, Amen, Allah Bakar...

Even if it's a garbage bag or an empty water bottle, it's fine, even if it's a dead person.

The old fisherman sat down and muttered silently in his heart.

He no longer tries in vain to cast the net.Let the spread trawl glide with a strange posture almost parallel to the water.The dim sun hung lazily over the water, casting its last pitiful light before him.

There was the sound of a tail slapping the water.

Old Liu pulled up the net lazily, his eyes widened in surprise.

"My ancestor!" He blurted out.

A [-]-centimeter-long fish hangs on the fishing net in a strange twisted posture, as if it took a lot of effort to get into the net.

……

"The first time I saw this fish, I knew it must be unusual!"

Lao Liu hurried to the evening market and was describing his experiences to a woman wearing low-heeled leather shoes and carrying a woven bag with the RT-Mart logo on her back.

"What kind of fish is this?"

The woman with curly hair looked at the strange-looking fish in front of her. The fish was really fat and big, but the scales on the surface were incomplete, revealing patches of off-white inside, which were covered with sticky pimples.The fins on the sides and back are very long, and they are still pointed out of the water, which seems to be some kind of organ for predation.

Moreover, compared with other fish, the head of this fish is extraordinarily large, accounting for almost half of the body.Therefore, the fish snout is surprisingly large, and now the fish's mouth is wide open, revealing the finely arranged sharp teeth inside.Obviously, this is not a vegetarian fish. If its size is enlarged a hundred times, it will be a typical sea monster image in human movies.

When the woman approached, a strange smell came, similar to the smell of a mixture of rich gardenia and rotting meat.

"Big-headed fish!" Old Liu thought for a while. "Look at how big its head is, how much brains it needs to feed the child!"

"Buy it!" The woman was moved by his last words.

That night, Lao Liu had a dream. In the dream, when he was fishing the next day, he caught a whole boat full of bighead fish.Later, he didn't even need to fish up, it seemed that he was too slow to catch, that kind of fish would jump on his boat by itself!

If only it were true, he thought as he ate his cornmeal porridge with pickles in the morning.

But how is this possible?

Lao Liu made fun of himself and went to the river to continue fishing.

His dream has come true.

This day seems to be an ordinary day.

After lying on his back on the soft mattress, Sheng Wan said, "I'm going to work hard today!" After that, Sheng Wan got up, went to the cabinet to get a bottle of strawberry jam for breakfast, and lay on the sofa with his feet up on the handle. Turned on the TV.

The news host of the local channel on the TV said in a dull and gentle voice: "According to the investigation of relevant departments, recently there have been a large number of wild fish with large heads and small tails, with gray and white mucus on the surface, in the Heijiang River of our city. Fishermen call it 'bighead fish', and experts have found that this kind of fish has mixed genes of herring, grass carp, perch, crocodile, frog and other fish in its body. new species that have never existed before.

This kind of fish was named by experts as 'Chinese Heijiang Knurled Gray Lin deep snout thick ridge fish'.And the bighead fish—sorry, it is the Chinese Heijiang genus Knurled Gray Lin deep snout rough ridge fish has a strong biological research significance, and the specific source of this species has not yet been determined. Although it is determined to be non-toxic, experts appeal to the public Let’s not continue to eat big heads...Chinese Heijiang type knurling gray lin kisses rough ridge fish, leave them to the laboratory..."

"Nonsense! Frogs are not fish." Sheng Wan said. "I could tell right away that it was fake news."

"Makes sense."

Xie Sheng glanced at the TV, walked over and replaced the strawberry jam in Sheng Wan's hand with a probiotic drink printed with "Health and Vitality All Day".

Sheng Wan changed to a funny variety show, pulled Xie Sheng over and sat beside him to show his face, and then started chatting with the audience who watched his live broadcast.

Lao Liu, Sheng Wan and Xie Sheng all agree that this is a happy day.

At this time, a group of senior high school students didn't think so. On the contrary, Chen Jingjing felt that this day was the most hopeless day in her life.

During the lunch break, there are still students who take advantage of other students to go to eat, and quickly do a few more questions in the classroom, so the classroom is not empty.

"Zhao Qiang, did you cheat in the mid-term exam this time?" Chen Anjing rushed in from outside the classroom, and slammed a test paper onto the desk of a boy who was staring out the window in a daze with his chin in his hands. Eye sockets swirl.

Here is a very coincidental point: the high school where these two high school students are located happens to be the high school where Sheng Wan and Xie Youqing used to go to school, and the classroom they are in is also the classroom where Sheng Wan and Xie Youqing attend classes, even Zhao Qiang's The location is also the exclusive window seat for the bad student Xie Youqing once sat in.

What a coincidence.

The test paper flicked on the table, and finally spread it out. The teacher who graded this paper seemed a little unbelievable, and hesitated to write, and the almost perfect score was crumpled and locked in the corner.

"Why, if I didn't get higher than me in the exam, it means I cheated?" Zhao Qiang laughed foolishly, wanted to turn the pen but failed to hold it, and the pen fell to the ground with a clatter.He was a little embarrassed and coughed twice.

"Why don't you say that your brain is not good enough? After all, the above questions are very simple. I don't know how many times I have done it."

"Hehehe." Chen Anjing's face was flushed with anger, and she pointed at his nose and cursed.

"Tell me that you come to school all day, either playing games or sleeping. If you do one of the questions on this test paper, the tropical fish in my family will learn how to quack like ducks!"

"Don't be so sure!" Zhao Qiang licked his lips and said.

"Tropical fish are cute even if they don't quack like ducks, and they are delicious."

But why does he want to eat tropical fish?He suddenly thought.

"You crazy!" Chen Anjing sobbed, turned around and walked away in grief and indignation, walking with the wind, the open hem of the school uniform brought the test paper to the ground, and was stepped on by the girl mercilessly.

"Awesome Brother Qiang!" Song Xiaoliang in the back row reached out and patted him on the shoulder. "Able to choke her! Can she still solve such a difficult problem! From now on, I will rely on Brother Qiang for your support, I will never forget you."

"Ah, is that right..." Zhao Qiang touched his head after being dazed for two seconds.

He waved his hand, and saw the double images of countless arms reflected on the retina, and the whole world blurred into something like gray jelly in his eyes.

A strong rotten smell mixed with a rich fragrance came from his stomach. He touched his abdomen and felt a soft protrusion through the flesh where the stomach should be.

He thought of the 'big head fish' that his mother had specially bought to supplement his brain, and the strange smell coming from his stomach was exactly the same as that fish.It was as if the meat he ate was still in his stomach, roiling in acid, never digested.

"Brother Qiang, if you keep this state, wouldn't you be sure of the college entrance examination?" Song Xiaoliang continued to pat him on the shoulder.

The sun was shining brightly outside the window, light-colored curtains brushed against his forearm, and the green grass was still green and pleasant in autumn, but at this moment, a feeling of boredom and depression captured him.

"Why am I here?" Zhao Qiang asked wearily.

"For study!" Song Xiaoliang was puzzled.

"What is the purpose of studying?" Zhao Qiang asked again.

"Of course it's for the high score in the exam!" Song Xiaoliang enthusiastically waved his arms.

"What is the purpose of getting high marks in the exam?"

"For high scores in the college entrance examination! Only in this way can I enter a good university!" The other party said full of longing.

"But what's the point of going to a good university?"

"Find a good job!"

"What is the purpose of finding a good job?" Zhao Qiang persevered.

"To make money!" Song Xiaoliang's eyes were firm.

"What is the money for?"

"In order to support myself, to find a beautiful wife, and to live a better life. Because as long as a person is alive, he must go up! He must work hard! He must work hard until the last moment of his life! Struggle is the brightest background of youth .”

Song Xiaoliang shouted passionately, which attracted the eyes of the classmates in the classroom.

Zhao Qiang put down his pen and began to think about whether it would be feasible to jump out of this window.After all, according to Song Xiaoliang, the matter of being alive is really troublesome.

But soon Zhao Qiang had another idea.

He picked up the lunch box from the ground and put it on the table.

"Drink some fish soup." Zhao Qiang turned around and put the still warm fish soup on the boy's table behind, suggesting.

"Fix up your brain, and you can do as well as me in the exam!"

An extreme stench and an indescribable fragrance immediately permeated the classroom.

Zhao Qiang lowered his eyes, and a light brown mark emerged from the corner of his eye, like a mole of tears.