Three Realms Invincible Restaurant

"……what??"

Hearing Wu Zeyun's words, the pure-minded Shi Cangshui didn't think wrong, but subconsciously thought that Wu Zeyun was joking.

He looked up at Wu Zeyun.

Seeing Wu Zeyun's serious face, Shi Cangshui frowned.

"I don't eat, why would I eat you? I'm not perverted."

Seeing Shi Cangshui's refusal, Wu Zeyun became a little anxious.

"Why don't you eat it? Is it because I don't look good?"

He turned into a little fat dragon with a 'swoosh', and even turned around in front of Shi Cangshui.

"Look at me, how delicious it is!"

Shi Cangshui: ...?

"No," Shi Cangshui was confused by his strange attitude.

"Even if you look delicious, I won't eat you!"

Although he miraculously understood Wu Zeyun's brain circuit, Shi Cangshui's attitude of refusal was still extremely firm.

"I won't eat you, give up!"

"How can you not eat it!"

The little fat dragon was a little anxious, holding Shi Cangshui's fingers with his front paws, and his chubby face was a little anxious.

"You saved me...wasn't it just to eat me?"

Shi Cangshui: ...?

"Don't talk nonsense...wait??"

As if some switch was touched, a memory suddenly flashed in Shi Cangshui's mind.

The figure in front of him gradually overlapped with the thin shadow in his memory, Shi Cangshui was stunned for a moment, and blurted out in disbelief.

"Are you that little lizard back then?"

"...It's a dragon!"

Clenching his front paws in shame and indignation, Wu Zeyun looked up at Shi Cangshui and corrected him with a serious expression.

"It's the Shadow Demon Dragon, the last one in the world."

"Newborn baby dragons are like that."

"Tsk, you still want to lie to me?"

Shi Cangshui raised his eyebrows, he stretched out his finger, and flicked the little fat dragon's head.

"I am the Dao of Heaven and I know everything. Under normal circumstances, the cubs of your Shadow Dragon should be chubby, right?"

Glancing at Wu Zeyun who bowed his head with guilt, Cangshui hooked his lips happily when he caught him cheating, and quickly wrote down a note in the small notebook in his heart.

I caught the little tail, see how I bully you in the future!

Heaving a long sigh of relief, Shi Cangshui poked the little fat dragon's chubby face with emotion in his eyes.

When he went to the Abyss of Shadows to find food, he happened to run into a group of migrating shadow dragons.

Glancing at the direction in which the Shadow Demon Dragon was heading, Xiao Tiandao, who had turned into a human form, shook his head, and kindly stepped forward to remind him.

"Don't go there, you won't be able to live if you go there."

"Oh?"

Looking at the boy who was not as big as a longan in front of him, the leading shadow dragon let out a breath, squinted his eyes and asked.

"Then tell me, where do we go to survive?"

"Well... let me see."

At that time, Shi Cangshui counted with his fingers, and after a while, he looked at the big black dragon in front of him and said seriously.

"It doesn't matter where you go, it's a dead end. Although there is still a little life in your family, it doesn't belong to you."

His words successfully angered the Shadow Demon Dragon Clan at that time.

After being angrily sprayed with dragon flames, Shi Cangshui shook his head helplessly as he looked at the retreating backs of the Demon Dragon Clan.

For the sake of the ingredients in the Shadow Demon Dragon's territory, I reminded him that I did.

But these guys don't believe it, so they can't blame him.

Humming a song, he happily walked forward. After walking a few steps, Shi Cangshui picked up a big fat white egg.

Wuhu, it seems that if you do good deeds, your luck will definitely improve.

Complacently boasting in his heart, Shi Cangshui picked up the eggs and set up the pot, boiled the water and threw the eggs into the pot.

Then... it burned, bah, and a little chubby dragon hatched.

Looking at the dry cubs in front of him, Shi Cangshui looked up to the sky and let out a long sigh, knowing that his lunch had gone flying.

"Tsk, it's still a cub of a magic dragon, why is it so thin?"

The memories slowly ended, and Shi Cangshui's mouth twitched as he looked at the chubby little fat dragon in front of him.

"...So, the one at the beginning was you."

"Ah."

Wu Zeyun nodded.

He showed off his chubby appearance, then raised his face, his dark red eyes full of anticipation.

"I'm not thin now, you can eat me now."

Shi Cangshui: "..."

I didn't expect that the casual complaint at the beginning would be remembered by the guy in front of me until now.

The situation in front of him was too complicated, Shi Cangshui hesitated for a moment, and slightly used his Heavenly Dao's "omniscient and omnipotent" authority.

As if a black hole appeared out of thin air, the energy in his body was quickly sucked dry, and the skills that had not been fully displayed were also forced to stop.

One second before the skill was terminated, a small information point popped up.

Hmm... Is the omniscient and omnipotent information retrieved?

Shi Cangshui read it expectantly, and the next second, the corners of his mouth twitched.

"...The micro-sculpting in the Golden Core stage is not for you to use it to make yourself look delicious!"

Fue sighed helplessly, Shi Cangshui was extremely tired.

"Why are you so obsessed with 'being eaten by me'?"

After poking Xiao Panglong's chubby face, Shi Cangshui gritted his teeth and said.

"Isn't it good to live!"

Seeing that Shi Cangshui didn't want to eat him at all, Little Panglong frowned fiercely.

"But if you don't eat my words, how can I protect you?"

Looking at Shi Cangshui who was stunned there, Wu Zeyun lowered his eyelids and said softly.

"The situation on your side...it's almost unbearable."

He looked up at Shi Cangshui with a solemn expression on his chubby face.

"When I go to suppress the filth a few more times, you will eat me, and then..."

"Tsk, you don't need to worry about this."

Forcibly interrupting Wu Zeyun's words, Shi Cangshui glared at Shi Cangshui with a fierce expression.

"Children don't meddle in the affairs of heaven, the situation on my side is much better."

"...I am not a child, I am already several thousand years old, and I am an adult dragon."

Seeing Wu Zeyun's expression of disbelief to his statement, Shi Cangshui poked Wu Zeyun down with his finger, and said in a flat voice.

"Anyway, don't worry about it, I have a solution."

After all, before Wu Zeyun could refute him again, Shi Cangshui tilted his head with a puzzled expression.

"Compared to this, why don't you tell me why you are so obsessed with being eaten by me?"

His energy is gradually weakening, which is something that many strong men standing at the peak of the Three Realms can faintly feel.

But Wu Zeyun was the only one in the Three Realms who actively contributed his strength and cultivation, and wanted to help him in such a crazy way.

"Because I want to protect you."

Wu Zeyun raised his head, looking at Shi Cangshui with sparkling dark red eyes, his pupils were filled with pure and sincere color.

At this moment, time seemed to flow back to the moment when he broke his shell.

In the memory, the original face that was haunted by the dim light and could not see the facial features suddenly became clear.

Shi Cangshui looked at the little dragon in the pot with crooked eyes, raised his hand and lightly touched his forehead.

"Welcome to this not a good world at all."

A warm energy poured into Xiaolong's body, and Shi Cangshui casually laid out a learning gift bag.

Looking at the boiled pot, looking at the little skinny dragon in the country with a ignorant expression, wondering if he could understand what he was talking about, the resentment that Shi Cangshui's lunch was flying rose from his heart again.

With a finger, he poked the little dragon into the bubbling water, and when he knew that the water would not hurt the cub, Cangshui leaned against the stone wall.

The guy with a bad personality in the past hooked his lips and lazily opened his mouth to scare the children.

"In the energy seed given to you just now, there is a way to become the strongest in this world."

"You must become stronger. When you become the strongest, I will come and eat you."

After he finished speaking, the little fat dragon who was soaked in the bubbling water suddenly raised his head.

Those newly born eyes with dizzy pupils looked in the direction of Shi Cangshui, and the rose red pupils that had not been stained with haze were full of seriousness.

it is good.

Xiaolong, who could not speak yet, hummed silently.

He raised his head and pecked lightly on Shi Cangshui's fingertips.

When I become the strongest, I will find you and eat me.

At the end of the memory, Wu Zeyun looked up at Shi Cangshui, his dark red eyes were filled with condemnation for his insignificant words.

We made an agreement at the beginning, how can you go back on it?

The way he condemned made Shi Cangshui laugh.

But while being funny, a soft part of Shi Cangshui's heart was slightly touched.

Wu Zeyun was not the first one to give out a "Learning Gift Package", nor would he be the last one.

In the energy seeds sent by Shi Cangshui, there is indeed a hidden way to become the strongest in the world.

But there is a restriction on energy seeds, and what he said casually is a restriction.

Once the owner of the energy seed no longer wants to be the strongest, if he resists the way of heaven, the energy seed will be shattered, and the road of cultivation in the future will have to be tested by himself.

Shi Cangshui's original intention was not to really cultivate food for himself.

After all, it is not good for Tiandao to intervene too much in things like becoming stronger.

So he just wanted to give those cuties with potential a little help on their growth path, to help them get through the most dangerous childhood, grow up as soon as possible, and become stronger as soon as possible.

Who knows, is there any talented person who grows up and finds a way to sanction the filth and save him from the fire and water?

But no, not a single one.

After those seed players he was optimistic about grew up, they kept in mind the joke that the Dao of Heaven wanted to "eat them", felt the breath of Shi Cangshui and started to run away eight hundred miles away.

On the contrary, it was Xiaolong who he didn't pay attention to at the beginning and then protected Xiaolong, and took the original "oath" to heart seriously.

Even now the situation is reversed, chasing him and wanting to be his own rations.

What is this all about...

Covering his face and groaning helplessly, Shi Cangshui sat up straight and said seriously.

"No need, I am the Dao of Heaven, an existence that is many times stronger than you."

"I was just teasing you casually at the beginning, you don't have to take it seriously."

"I know you are strong."

The little Panglong puffed up his face, looking at Shi Cangshui with dark red eyes shining brightly.

"But I still want to protect you."

"Why doesn't the Dao of Heaven need protection?"

Facing Wu Zeyun's rhetorical question, Shi Cangshui was speechless for a moment.

During his hundreds of millions of years of Daoism, he has helped countless beings casually.

But Wu Zeyun was the only one among the creatures he helped, who wanted to repay him, and even wanted to protect him in turn.

"call……"

Shi Cangshui exhaled, feeling an unknown emotion surging hotly in his chest.

very nice.

"I'm so touched..."

Hugging Wu Zeyun with a serious face in front of him, Shi Cangshui put away his thoughts of "trying and playing".

He looked at Wu Zeyun, and began to seriously think about the process of forming a Taoist partner in the cultivation world.

The dragon he saw was his.

After becoming a Taoist companion, presumably there is no one in the whole world or in the Three Realms who would dare to fight against him for the dragon, right?

Just as Shi Cangshui was thinking seriously, Wu Zeyun spoke again.

"You want to..."

Before he finished speaking, Shi Cangshui pinched his face and forcibly stopped him.

"Don't eat, don't eat, let me emphasize to you again, I really have found a solution to the filth."

"Zen's?" The little fat dragon who had his face pinched asked with difficulty.

"A kerosene scam?"

"...I didn't lie to you, you give me peace now."

"I will get angry if I dare to mention the word eat in the future."

Shi Cangshui frowned and glared at Wu Zeyun, curling his lips in thought.

Eat, eat, eat, know how to eat every day.

Go ahead and dream, I won't let you die when I die.

After being stared at fiercely, Wu Zeyun closed his mouth aggrieved.

On the other side of him, Shi Cangshui had already gone through all the procedures in his mind.

He raised his hand and poked the little fat dragon's face, looked down at Wu Zeyun, and said with crooked eyes.

"Don't even think about being food or anything, but I can consider letting you act as something else."

He stared into Wu Zeyun's dark red eyes and said softly.

"How about it, do you want to be your boyfriend?"

As soon as he finished speaking, there was a bang, and the temperature of the fat dragon's body surface that was touched by his fingertips suddenly rose.

...Men, boyfriend? ? !