Three Realms Invincible Restaurant

"Ah this..."

Cui Yu glanced at Wu Zeyun, feeling so embarrassed that he wished he could disappear in place.

Although they shouted "Master Dijun" happily behind their backs, they were also behind their backs.

It's really shameful to explain why he was given the title of Secondary School in front of his own face! !

Cui Yu was so embarrassed that his toes curled up crazily, his handsome face flushed with extreme shame and despair.

"Say it? Why don't you say it?"

Holding the teacup and nestling on the chair, Shi Cangshui was a little impatient after waiting for a long time before the next text came.

"Say it quickly, or you will work with your boss and work for me for 500 years."

"Good boss, no problem, boss, then it's decided like this, boss!!!"

As if afraid of Shi Cangshui's repentance, Cui Yu's eyes lit up and he agreed repeatedly.

Under Shi Cangshui's bewildered but shocked eyes, Cui Yu breathed a sigh of relief, and sat back down on the chair with a smile on his face.

call……

Avoided the scene of a large-scale social death, and managed to survive...

Shi Cangshui: "..."

Shi Cangshui never expected that Cui Yu would rather give him 500 years of free labor than give him the origin of Wu Zeyun's second-year title.

Touching his chin and pondering for a moment, Shi Cangshui tilted his head and looked at Hu Weiwei.

With Cui Yu's lessons learned, when Cang Shui opened his mouth when he didn't need it, Hu Weiwei immediately expressed it.

"I'm also free for 500 years!"

After finishing speaking, Hu Weiwei glanced at Ming Jun and Cui Yu beside her.

Driven by the excellent favor-competing gene of the fox family, Hu Weiwei's brain twitched and she spoke again.

"I'll add another year, and I'll do five hundred and one years for nothing!"

As soon as Hu Weiwei's words came out, the audience fell silent for an instant.

No, no, you have to fight for this, you have to compare this! ? ?

Under Ming Jun and Cui Yu's condemning and sad eyes, Hu Weiwei lowered her head in shame.

I'm sorry, I went back to the Fox Clan before, and I got a little bit of introversion. I didn't adjust it for a while...

"...cough cough!"

Seeing that the topic of discussion was about to be distorted again, Shi Cangshui cleared his throat and brought the topic back.

"That……"

He frowned and looked towards the Archangel.

Receiving Shi Cangshui's gaze, the archangel gave him a resentful look, then sniffed knowingly.

"Got it, I'm also free for 500 years."

After finishing speaking, the archangel looked up to the sky and let out a long sigh, his handsome face was full of condemnation and helplessness towards the shameless oppressive class.

"...No," Shi Cangshui glanced at the archangel with a surprised expression on his face.

"They voluntarily increased my stake because they knew they didn't want to talk about it. What are you doing... don't you know the origin of the title of Little Witch?"

"Puff...cough cough!!"

The four in the room were choked by Qiqi.

But unlike the archangel who murmured "Huh? I, I don't know qaq", Cui Yu and the others were simply frightened when they choked.

Recalling Shi Cangshui's earth-shattering "Little Witch" just now, Hu Weiwei put down her teacup, feeling in a trance.

"Old, boss, little..."

Hu Weiwei held back for a long time, but she didn't have the guts to follow Shi Cangshui and call "Little Witch".

Her voice trembled, her eyes were a little dull.

"Is that what you called just now? It's a bit too casual?"

"Tsk."

Shi Cangshui frowned, feeling that this group of people didn't give any explanations, and they made too many troubles.

"Do you mind if I call you little witch?"

Shi Cangshui turned his head and directly asked the Lord behind him.

Bathed in the eyes of the audience, Wu Zeyun, who had turned into a little dragon, shook his head, flapped his small wings, and flew a little closer to Shi Cangshui.

"It's all fine."

Blinking his dark red eyes, Wu Zeyun lowered his eyelids seeing that the audience was still silent, feeling the temperature on his face start to burn.

"It's all up to you."

After getting his own clear answer, Shi Cangshui looked around with his chin raised, not understanding why his shop assistants all had ghost-seeking expressions on their faces.

"Look, look, people don't care about these things themselves, it's just you who pay attention."

The few who were stunned: "..."

Is this their problem?

This is obviously your problem, boss!

Lord Dijun is notoriously cold in the Three Realms, what kind of ecstasy soup did you pour into him to make him be so "obedient" to you! ! !

In the following time, Shi Cangshui tried several times without giving up.

Except that the working time of his subordinates has increased by 200 years, Shi Cangshui's new round of exploration has not yielded any results.

At the end of the trial, Cui Yu, who was almost fooled, looked at Cang Shui's eyes all wrongly.

"Boss, don't you... want to prostitute our working hours on purpose?"

"...How did you talk, am I such a person!"

Seeing that things had progressed to the point where he began to doubt his "noble" character, Shi Cangshui sighed, knowing that Cui Yu and the others had nothing to ask.

After another busy day and the pleasant teaching time, Shi Cangshui nestled in Wu Zeyun's warm blanket, and stretched out his hand to pull back 007 who wanted to run away.

"Where are you going?"

"I'm going to sleep outside!"

007 glanced at Shi Cangshui, who was already leaning on Wu Zeyun's body because he was afraid of the cold, and then looked away without seeing.

"Isn't it okay to create a two-person world for the two of you?"

"What kind of world do we want... But if you don't chatter here, my sleep quality will indeed improve a lot."

Seeing Shi Cangshui's "unconscionable little bastard" appearance, 007 was so angry that his nose almost crooked.

Just when 007 was about to give full play to his thoughts and nagging Shi Cangshui, Shi Cangshui pinched his face and asked casually.

"By the way, you also know the origin of Xiao Wu's title, right?"

Pressing hard on 007 who wanted to run away, Shi Cangshui squinted his eyes and said with a bad expression.

"Say!"

Before 007 could speak, Shi Cangshui threatened in advance.

"Qi Zai, you should have thought about it before you said it. I am your immediate boss now. Not only do I know that you are not lying, but I also control all your future wages and benefits. What should I do... don't let me teach you?"

Bathed in Shi Cangshui's benevolent gaze, 007 chose to submit with tears in his eyes.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh..."

007 sorted out his thoughts, and briefly told Shi Cangshui about the past.

"The filth between the heaven and the earth has been accumulated for a long time, but it actually broke out as early as a thousand years ago."

"At that time, the connection between the Three Realms was still relatively close. After the filth from all walks of life accumulated to a certain amount, they suddenly rioted collectively. They wanted to gather together and completely pollute the Human Realm."

"Just when the human world was about to perish, Lord Dijun stood up! He cut off the connection between all walks of life, and a lot of filth fell into the cracks in space. The human world survived this crisis!"

"That's how it happened!!"

Seeing the impassioned 007 floating in mid-air, his face turning red when he spoke, Shi Cangshui was silent for a moment, but still couldn't hold back his mouth and gave him a note of truth in the world.

"007, has anyone ever told you before that your storytelling sucks?"

"……no!"

The hot-blooded 007 wiped his face, smiling tiredly and ferociously.

"Thank you host for telling me this fact!"

"You're welcome, I should do it."

Shi Cangshui accepted 007's compliment with slanted eyebrows, and then asked again.

"So, how did he get the title 'Master Dijun'?"

When Shi Cangshui called such a shameful name in person, Wu Zeyun's ears turned red, and his sharp eyes followed to look at 007.

"Why are you staring at me? It's not my name..."

007 muttered in a low voice and said aggrievedly.

"Speaking of which, as the host, as the Dao of Heaven, shouldn't you be omniscient and omnipotent?"

If you think about it, you will know, why do you have to make things difficult for me?

"No."

Under 007's resentful gaze, Shi Cangshui raised his chin, and said confidently.

"Do you think 'omniscient' doesn't need to spend energy? Most of my energy now...cough, I'm so weak now, I'm exhausted to use this skill."

"You are still my system, you don't even know how to feel sorry for me!"

Glancing at 007, Shi Cangshui said fiercely.

"Say it!"

Under his "obscene power", 007 groaned and opened his mouth aggrieved.

"It's not clear who started shouting first, but such a thing as splitting the Three Realms connection is something that no one dares to think about."

"So after that time, everyone acquiesced that Lord Dijun is the strongest in the Three Realms, and then many things happened later, which completely confirmed the title of the strongest in the Three Realms."

"You know the host, you can't call the name randomly, although everyone doesn't know the name, so someone called the name 'Master Dijun' to refer to it, and then it spread quickly..."

Shi Cangshui rubbed the space between his brows, his head ached from 007's messy narration.

"I'll enroll you in a class tomorrow, you go and learn the art of speaking."

"……what?"

Hearing this, he was talking happily, but suddenly he was stunned by 007 who was stuffed with a study course.

"Can I not go to QAQ"

"No."

Shi Cangshui's brain hurt more and more.

He pressed his slightly hot face on Wu Zeyun's shoulder.

Ignoring the sudden stiff body of the person beside him, Shi Cangshui leaned crookedly on Wu Zeyun's body, feeling that his headache must be the result of 007's chanting just now.

"The next time you tell a story, if you talk so badly, your salary will be deducted!"

……demon!

Under the threat of salary deduction, the small system who had just taken office ran out of the bedroom in tears.

After 007 ran away, Shi Cangshui's head didn't hurt so much immediately without the nagging magic sounds piercing his ears.

Shi Cangshui breathed a sigh of relief, and pulled Wu Zeyun's arm in a daze, and adjusted the guy beside him into a sleeping position suitable for him.

Satisfied, he rubbed Wu Zeyun's shoulder, Shi Cangshui closed his eyes, and muttered in a low voice.

"007, pull the light."

A few seconds later, the lights in the bedroom were angrily pulled out by 007.

In the silence and darkness of the room, Shi Cangshui quickly fell into sleep.

Seeing this, Wu Zeyun, who still wanted to say something to Shi Cangshui, hesitated for a moment.

Listening to the even and long breathing in his ears, Wu Zeyun sighed.

He tried his best to relax the muscles in his shoulders and neck, then he gently hugged Shi Cangshui, closed his eyes and began to sleep lightly.

After an unknown amount of time, Shi Cangshui's eyes suddenly lit up.

Perhaps it was because of 007's poorly narrated "bedtime story", in the dream, Shi Cangshui dreamed of the scene at that time, and dreamed of Wu Zeyun's earth-shattering knife at the beginning.

The boundless darkness surged between the sky and the earth, and howling and shouting echoed between the sky and the earth.

Amidst the chaos, a snow-white knife light burst out.

The light of the knife pierced the sky, cut off the reincarnation and cause and effect among the three realms, and cut off all the filth that churned and entangled in all realms.

"Well……"

The soft morning light gently shone over, awakening Shi Cangshui from his sleep.

In the next second, the light in front of him was carefully blocked by someone.

Moving away Wu Zeyun's hand blocking his eyes, Shi Cangshui yawned and slowly opened his eyes.

"I dreamed about you last night..."

Turning over, he moved his head down to a position close to his chest muscles, Shi Cangshui yawned, and completed the sentence just now.

"I dreamed about your knife."

"That knife..."

Shi Cangshui couldn't help it before he finished speaking.

Feeling the increasingly stiff body on his side, Shi Cangshui frowned and patted, and said very dissatisfied.

"...It's quite handsome, can you relax a little?"

The chest muscles are so hard, it makes my face uncomfortable.

Hearing the conversation coming from the bedroom, 007 stood in front of the bedroom door, and was about to open the door to enter, stunned.

Trembling, he stopped the hand that was about to push the door, squatted outside the room door and began to doubt Tong Sheng.

Shouldn't he...shouldn't be going in now?