Three Realms Invincible Restaurant

[You guys, what are you doing! ! ]

Amidst the shouts of 007's collapse, Shi Cangshui frowned and sighed with a headache when he was pierced by the magic sound early in the morning.

"It's early in the morning, can you keep your voice down?"

[The question now is am I loud!My voice is loud not because...]

Before 007 could finish complaining about his collapse, he received a silent stare from Little Fat Dragon.

Aggrieved and lowered his voice, 007 cast aside in his heart the self who had succumbed to the "prostitution-power".

[Host... are you...? ]

After holding back for a while, 007 watched Shi Cangshui yawn, closed his eyes and prepared to lie back and sleep, 007 couldn't hold back anymore.

[Host, host! ! ]

007 rushed over, carrying Shi Cangshui's head with its body, so as not to let Shi Cangshui continue to sleep.

[Host, wake up, there is still someone in your bed! ! ]

Looking at Shi Cangshui who is completely unconscious, 007 is almost bald.

[□□, you two are alone and widowed, sleeping on the same bed, what if others see it! ! ]

Lord Dijun is powerful, and others dare not speak his tongue lightly, but what about his naive host?

The host has no background (?) and no strength (?), so if he is misunderstood, he will suffer a big loss? ?

007 is like an old mother who protects the cub, he forcibly ignores Shi Cangshui's current strength and background, and doesn't want his stupid cub to suffer a little.

Glancing at the autistic and shy little chubby dragon who was shrunk by the pillow, eyes tightly closed and belly pink, Shi Cangshui bent his eyes, feeling that he still wanted to continue teasing.

"It's still early, I'll sleep later."

Stretching out his finger, he poked the little fat dragon's pitch-black back, feeling the warm touch from his fingertips, Shi Cangshui's lips curled up slightly, and said maliciously.

"Master Dijun is probably not as domineering as you said. This is my bed. How could he occupy my bed and not let me sleep?"

Seeing the little Panglong hugging his body and silently grunting twice to make room for him, the corners of Shi Cangshui's lips curled up even more.

He stretched out his arms, and continued to catch up with his fingers resolutely.

Under 007's desperate gaze of "It's over, host, do you want to die", Shi Cangshui poked Xiao Panglong again.

Since he poked the little chubby dragon this time while it was rolling, Shi Cangshui's finger poking at the back was crooked, and he accidentally poked the little fleshy tail.

Wu Zeyun's eyes widened as he felt a tingling sensation like an electric shock, and even Gulu's movements stopped for a moment.

"Ok?"

Seeing this, Cang Shui tilted his head when he didn't realize what "good thing" he had done.

His eyes swept over the figure of the little fat dragon standing there blankly, Shi Cangshui's peach blossom eyes narrowed slightly, the smile in his pupils disappeared, and his voice was filled with surprise.

"No, you really want to occupy my bed??"

"...No, I didn't!"

Xiaolong, who was frozen on the bed, suddenly flew up.

For the innocent little Chulong, the feeling of being poked at the tip of the tail by his sweetheart is really too exciting.

He hastily denied Shi Cangshui's misunderstanding of him, and then he looked at Shi Cangshui's lingling gaze, and became even more shy for a while.

"You, you sleep, I'll go out for a stroll."

After all, without waiting for Shi Cangshui to react, Wu Zeyun rushed out of the bedroom at a high speed.

On the bed in the bedroom, Shi Cangshui stared at the bedrooms whose holes had been knocked out by him, and froze in shock.

"He broke the door...do I have to pay?"

[Ha ha]

007, who was too tired after working for a long time, rolled his eyes and said in distaste.

[Damn, let you always think about bullying others! ]

That's right, after going through the initial panic period, 007 quickly reacted—his wicked host has bad intentions again, and he is maliciously bullying Lord Dijun there!

Thinking about Wu Zeyun's innocent appearance when he rushed out shyly just now, and then looking at Shi Cangshui touching his chin and muttering "so uncomfortably funny" in front of him, 007 sighed tiredly.

It is too difficult for him who is sandwiched between Lord Dijun and the hostile host!

but……

[By the way, host, I want to ask you something. ]

007, who was slumped on the pillow, suddenly sat up from the pillow as if he suddenly remembered something.

Looking at Shi Cangshui lying crookedly on the bed with a lazy face, he frowned and asked suspiciously.

[Host, weren't you quite angry before?Why... suddenly changed his attitude now? ]

Before, I was so angry that I didn't even want to touch my belly, why are you willing to poke someone now?

"Well... Actually, I wasn't particularly angry before... Well, I was a little bit angry, but it was resentment that didn't touch my belly!"

Lying on the bed with his head propped up, Shi Cangshui reached out and poked 007 down, then said with a smile.

"As for why the attitude changed, of course it was because of fun."

"Didn't you notice that guy's attitude towards me has changed a lot since I woke up at the arena that day."

[I found it, but I don't know why... Host, do you know the reason? ]

Seeing 007's blank look, Shi Cangshui simply got out of bed when he was so troubled that he couldn't sleep.

"Yes, I think, he must have noticed that my energy and memory are slowly recovering, and he saw the hope of finding news of 'him' in me again, that's why he suddenly treated me so well."

[Well... makes sense! ]

007 followed Shi Cangshui's thinking for a while, and immediately felt that what Shi Cangshui said was right.

[Then what are you going to do next, wow host, find relevant memories, and then reach a contract with Lord Dijun? ]

007 tilted his head and said innocently.

[Ahem, although it is not very moral to do so, I suggest that the host should not take the initiative to retrieve memories. After all, Lord Dijun will always protect you before you remember, but wait...]

"Of course... no!"

Shi Cangshui flicked 007's head, and said eagerly.

"I'm going to try it out and see how far he can go in order to get that news."

[Oh, so, it’s not wrong to take the initiative to retrieve memories and win the favor of Lord Dijun... huh? ?What did you say! ? ? ? ]

Never expecting that Shi Cangshui would choose 007 like this, the entire energy ball was shocked.

He stared dumbfounded at humming and dressing, Shi Cangshui didn't feel anything wrong, and felt hopeless at this moment.

[Host, wake up!Don't tease Lord Dijun like that! ]

If you go too far with this, Lord Dijun's mentality will collapse and he's ready to do it, maybe he'll kill me too!

"Why did I bully him?"

Seeing 007's collapse, Shi Cangshui tilted his head, and was puzzled by 007's thoughts from the bottom of his heart.

"I'm just testing what you want, not forcing it. If he doesn't want to cooperate, he can refuse."

Tilting his head and thinking for a while, seeing that 007 looked really scared, Shi Cangshui gave him a disgusted look, and continued to add.

"And it's not that I violated the agreement. There is a contract of heaven. If I really have news, I will definitely not hide it from him."

"So, what are you afraid of?"

After listening to his nonsensical reasoning, 007, whose logic was successfully brought into the ditch by him, was speechless and choked up.

Regarding Shi Cangshui's thoughts, 007 subconsciously felt that something was wrong, but when he opened his mouth to refute, he found that he really couldn't refute.

[Host, you are like this, that, will you be... a bit scumbag! ]

After hemming and hawing and searching the vocabulary for a long time, 007 finally found a word that barely matched it.

[I don't think it's good to do this... Lord Dijun is such an honest person, so don't bully him all the time...]

007 covered his face, he really didn't expect that one day, he would say such rebellious words as "Master Dijun is an honest man".

"...Didn't I tell you what I thought just now? I didn't bully him!"

Shi Cangshui stretched out his hand, grabbed Xiaotuanzi slumped on the pillow, and put it on his shoulder.

The moment he stepped out of the bedroom door, Shi Cangshui rolled his eyes and said indifferently.

"And I'll 'test him' on the premise that I'm interested in him. After a while, I won't be interested in him, so I won't try again."

Rubbing 007 on his shoulders, Shi Cangshui said calmly under 007's hesitant to speak, restrained and eager eyes.

"Besides cooking, there are only a few interesting things. I finally found one that I'm interested in. Can't you let me toss for two more days?"

...What you said, the host, he is really scumbag.

007 glanced at Shi Cangshui whose tone was sincere and what he said came from the bottom of his heart, and nodded depressedly.

[What's the use if I don't agree? When did you hear me about the things I object to? ]

"Well, I know you are the best for me."

Seeing this, 007 buried his head in Shi Cangshui's neck, and slowly closed himself.

Thinking about what he complained just now, 007 curled his lips and continued in his mind.

The host is scum, and he is the most difficult to deal with among the scum, natural scum.

Huh, so scary.

Ever since, when Shi Cangshui walked slowly over, Hu Weiwei and the others, who were drowsy on the stone chairs and stone tables in the small yard, opened their eyes wide and were shocked instantly.

Seeing the emptiness around Shi Cangshui, Hu Weiwei, who was dragged away from sleep by Mingjun and made a battle plan all night, cried.

"Boss, where's the little chubby dragon beside you?"

Wiping the tears from her eyes, whether they were from sleepiness or excitement, Hu Weiwei said choked up.

"Did he leave you to find a new home?"

Tilting her head up, she drank the strong tea with a "ton ton ton", Cui Yu wiped her face with heavy dark circles, and cursed through gritted teeth.

"He changed his mind so quickly, it can be seen that he is a scumbag!"

"Little boss, don't be sad, love or something, it's not worth it!!"

"……what?"

Seeing them getting angry and angry one by one, I knew they had misunderstood, but I was confused when I didn't know what they misunderstood.

"What a change of heart, what a scumbag, why am I sad?"

With a puzzled look on his face, he made a triple combo of questions, and Shi Cangshui briefly explained the only question he could understand.

"As for Wu Zeyun? He didn't leave... He was a little shy in the morning, so he couldn't hold back and ran away."

Hearing this, the little fat dragon who was slowly flying towards Shi Cangshui from behind Cui Yu and the others froze in place.

Hearing such embarrassing words when he first arrived, a certain dragon who flew around Baiyun Mountain [-] times quickly and finally calmed down held his claws, and once again fell into the shame and indignation of being publicly executed.

But in front of him, the group of relatives and friends who turned their backs to him didn't know that Wu Zeyun had returned.

Hearing Shi Cangshui said that he didn't leave, Mingjun and the others hurriedly took advantage of the time when he hadn't come back, and sat there to criticize wildly.

"Hey... Is that guy's name actually Wu Zeyun?"

Mingjun, who didn't know the identity of the little fat dragon, spoke boldly, and opening his mouth was an output that was unreasonable.

"It sounds like a sissy, coupled with his chubby original form, little boss, you believe me, he will definitely not look good in human form!"

"Yep!"

Cui Yu followed closely behind Mingjun, and cooperated with Mingjun to launch a wave of "two combos of dirty water from the underworld".

"Boss, although strength is very important in finding a partner, appearance is also an important criterion!"

"Wow, think about it, if you find a bad-looking one, you will look at each other every day in the future, how disturbing it will be, don't you, you still have to find a good-looking one!"

After finishing speaking, Cui Yu spent less than a second thinking about it.

Then he realized that there was still a loophole in what he said just now.

After discovering it, Cui Yu hastily added.

"By the way, you can't just look at your appearance. Boss, you are already weak... Cough, you need to be cared for. If you find another idiot beauty, then the two of you will be easily bullied together!"

Seeing Shi Cangshui's suddenly sharp eyes, Cui Yu, who was lobbying, changed his words urgently.

But it was too late for him to change his words, Shi Cangshui had already perfectly comprehended his unfinished meaning.

Seeing Cui Yu who was still there chattering non-stop, Shi Cangshui curled his lips when he always believed in "revenge on the spot", and silently swallowed the reminder that was on his lips.

Glancing at the little fat dragon who was stunned there, Shi Cangshui retracted his gaze with his eyes bent, and put his eyes on Hu Weiwei who hadn't spoken yet.

How could one be missed?

That's what Cang Shui thought when he was eating melons and watching a play.

If you want to say something, of course it would be better for all three of you to say it.

After receiving his "inquiring" gaze, Hu Weiwei, who had prepared a draft in her heart for a while, spoke carefully.

She first rose from Shi Cangshui's original words "a little shy" to introverted, then from introverted to difficult to get along with, and finally from difficult to get along to not a suitable candidate for a Taoist partner.

All in all, after a random rise, Hu Weiwei drew an important conclusion with a serious face.

Little fat dragon, not suitable to be your Taoist partner!

"Pfft."

Shi Cangshui couldn't hold back, and smiled softly.

Seeing that the face of a certain dragon behind Hu Weiwei and the others was getting darker and darker, Shi Cangshui cleared his throat, thinking it was time for the main event.

He beckoned to Wu Zeyun.

Under Hu Weiwei's and the others' horrified eyes, Shi Cangshui picked up the chopsticks on the table as a microphone, and handed them to Xiao Panglong's mouth pretending to be interviewing.

"Comrade Xiaolong, do you have anything to say about their opinion of you just now?"

"Um……"

At this moment, Wu Zeyun's mind is full of Hu Weiwei's brainwashing of "not suitable, not suitable, he is not suitable to be a Taoist companion!"

He frowned and thought for a moment.

A moment later, under Shi Cangshui's urging gaze, Wu Zeyun opened his mouth, and said in a low voice with a serious expression on his face.

"They're talking nonsense."

"I am a good candidate for a Taoist companion."